Bender Gets Made

  • Season 2, Ep 13
  • 04/30/2000

Bender impresses the robot mafia with his thievery and joins them as a hired goon.

YOU AND YOUR FRIENDSARE ALL INVITED

TO MY RESTAURANT TONIGHT.

I'M GOING TO BAM YOU UPA DINNER YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.

ALL RIGHT!

OH, YEAH!

GREAT!

HOORAY FOR BLINDY!

OH, GOD... I'M COMING DOWN!

FOLKS, TELL THE NEIGHBORSTO WATCH YOUR MOUTH

'CAUSE YOUR TASTE BUDSARE GOING ON VACATION.

I MADE YOU EACHYOUR OWN SPECIAL MEAL

SO DIG IN!

( gasps )

IT'S THE BIGGEST JAMAICANPLATTER I'VE EVER SEEN!

JERK CHICKEN, JERK BEEF,JERK PORK...

IS THERE ANY MEATTHIS MAN CAN'T JERK?

THE KING CRAB IS TO DIE FOR.

LOOK-- A TINY EDIBLE CROWN.

WHAT'S IT MADE OF?

WOOD.

MMM.

( chuckles )

FRY, YOU GOT TO TRYTHE STERNO NICOISE.

NO, THANKS. THAT'S ROBOT FOOD.

IT'S SO GOOD.

OH, JUST TRY A LITTLE.

NO, REALLY, I DON'T...

( screaming )

MMM.

ARE YOU DOING ALL RIGHTOVER THERE, LEELA?

OH, YEAH.THIS SALAD'S FANTASTIC.

SO FRESH.

( contented sigh )

( belches )

OH, MY. THAT STEAMED CARROTWAS A BIT SPICY FOR ME.

EVERYBODY ENJOY THEIR DINNER?

( enthusiastic agreement )

GOD, YES, ELZAR!

WELL, I SURE ENJOYEDCOOKING FOR YOU.

AND TO MAKE EVERYTHINGCOMPLETELY SQUARE

I WANT YOU TO HAVE

THESE COMPLIMENTARYAFTER-DINNER CHOCOLATES.

WHAT'S THISUNDER THE CHOCOLATES?

YEAH, YOU TAKE CARE OF THATWHENEVER YOU WANT.

WHA...?HEY!

A BILL?

YOU'RE CHARGING USAFTER YOU BLINDED ME?

HEY, I MADE YOU A NICE MEAL.

THIS AIN'T A CHARITY.

$1,200?

HOLY ZOMBIE JESUS!

HEY, WHO ARE THEY?

LET'S JUST SAYTHEY'RE VERY GOOD CUSTOMERS

AND I'M NOT ANSWERINGANY MORE QUESTIONS.

ARE THEYTHE ROBOT MAFIA?YES.

YOU CALL THIS A TABLE?

YOU CALL THIS A TABLE?

I WOULDN'T HIT A GUYOVER THE HEAD WITH THIS TABLE.

YOU HEAR THAT?

THE DONBOT DON'T LIKE IT.

I OUGHT TO CLAMP YOU!

YOU WANT TO BE CLAMPED?!

WHOA, WHOA,CALM DOWN, CLAMPS.

THE BOSS, HE LIKES A WALL

AGAINST WHICH HIS BACKCAN BE PUT AGAINST...

SUCH AS LIKE THIS THERE.

BUT THAT TABLE'SALREADY...

AH, LET ME BUS THATFOR YOU GENTLEMEN.

NO. WHAT I MEANT TO DO WAS...

( all screaming )

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESSAND GET OUT!

( grunting )

HMM, I LIKE THIS GUY'SLACK OF STYLE.

Clamps: SO'S I FINALLY GIVE THIS GUY

A PAIR OF CEMENT SHOES,WHICH HE LIKES

'CAUSE THEY'RE LIGHTERTHAN HIS LEAD ONES.

HEY, YOU THINKTHIS COMPUTES OVER HERE?

WHERE'S ALL MY CHANGE?I GAVE YOU A 100.

NO, YOU GAVE ME A 50.

OH, NO, I DIDN'T.YEAH, YOU DID.

HEY, YOU TRYING TO STEALFROM THE DONBOT?

I'M TRYING,BUT HE'S NOT MAKING IT EASY.

( chuckling )

( chuckling )( chuckling )

GET A LOAD OF THE BALL BEARINGSON THIS GUY, HUH?

I LIKE YOU, KID.

HERE'S SOMETHINGFOR YOUR TROUBLE.

IT'S MONEY.

WOW, THANKS.

HEY, YOU EARNED THAT 50 BUCKS.

YOU GAVE ME A 20.

I DID? OH, I'M SORRY.

I MEANT... HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

( chuckling )

( laughing )

I GOT A GOOD FEELINGABOUT YOU.

SAY, YOU WANT TO WORK FOR MEAS A HIRED GOON?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

I'VE ALWAYS WANTEDTO BREAK INTO GOONING.

HEY, ELZAR, I QUIT!

'KAY!

WE'RE GOING TO TRY YOU OUTWITH A LITTLE DELIVERY JOB.

IT'S FOR A, UH,PRIVATE LOTTERY THAT WE RUN.

WOW! YOU GUYS RUN NUMBERS?

WELL, NOTHING FANCY--YOU KNOW, ONES AND ZEROS MOSTLY.

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