Extended - Thursday, July 7, 2016 - Uncensored

  • 07/07/2016

Another Period's Natasha Leggero, Riki Lindhome and Tom Lennon list cabinet roles for Snoop Dogg, #HistoricalSongs and dating advice in this extended, uncensored episode.

THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONALCONVENTION IS IN A FEW WEEKS,

AND GOOD NEWS, THERE'S GONNA BEAN AFTER-PARTY HEADLINED BY

SNOOP DOGG. UH...

>> ♪ SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY. >> HARDWICK: YEAH.

(LAUGHTER)IS THAT OUR NEW... EVERY TIME I

MENTION SNOOP DOGG, IS THATGONNA PLAY?

>> ♪ SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY. >> HARDWICK: OKAY, GOOD.

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)>> THAT IS A GOOD SONG.

>> HARDWICK: IT IS.

>> I FEEL LIKE I FORGOT ABOUTTHAT SONG.

>> HARDWICK: I KNOW. I'M...

LISTEN, I'M SOBER-- I DON'TTHINK WE SHOULD BE ENCOURAGING

PEOPLE TO SMOKE WEED LIKE SNOOPDOGG.

>> ♪ SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY. >> HARDWICK: DAMN IT.

(WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)ANYWAY, INSTEAD OF FALLING

ASLEEP FROM BEING BORED, YOU'LLFALL ASLEEP DUE TO THE FACT OF

THAT DANK-ASS WEED.

UH, MR. D O DOUBLE G IS SURE TOCAPITALIZE ON THIS OPPORTUNITY,

SO WHAT IS A CABINET POSITIONFIT FOR SNOOP?

UH, TOM.

>> (LIKE SNOOP): WHATEVERHAMILTON WAS.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT. POINTS.

(APPLAUSE)OH, GOOD. NATASHA.

>> UH, SECRETIZZLE OFTRANSPORTATION.

>> HARDWICK: YES, ALL RIGHT.

>> SNOOP DOGG.

>> ♪ SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY. >> HARDWICK: OKAY, POINTS.

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)RIKI.

>> THE SUZURGEON GEZENERAL.

>> HARDWICK: YES.

(LAUGHTER)POINTS.

>> SNOOP DOGG!

>> ♪ SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY. (CHEERING, WHOOPING)

IT'S NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'S#HASHTAGWARS.

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)(WHOOPING)

NOW... WE'RE IN THE TIME OF YEARWHEN PEOPLE START TRYING TO

FIGURE THE SONG OF THE SUMMER,AND TO BE HONEST, MOST OF THIS

YEAR'S CONTENDERS AREN'T THATGREAT.

SO SINCE WE'VE GOT THE CAST OFANOTHER PERIOD WITH US TONIGHT,

WE'RE GONNA COME UP WITH SOMEHOT JAMS FROM BACK IN THE DAY,

BACK WHEN THE ONLY DRAKE THEYCARED ABOUT WAS SIR FRANCIS,

WITH TONIGHT'S HASHTAG#HISTORICALSONGS.

>> ♪ DOH, DOH, DOH, DO-DEEDOH, DOH, DEE-DOH, DO-DEE-DEE

DOH, DOH, DOH, DO-DEE, DOH. ♪(LAUGHTER)

>> HARDWICK: I... I HATE/LOVETHAT.

(LAUGHTER)EXAMPLES OF HISTORICAL SONGS

MIGHT BE: "FOR THOSE ABOUT TOPLYMOUTH ROCK, WE SALUTE YOU,"

AND: "867-530-9/11."

I'M GONNA PUT...

(LAUGHTER, GROANS)...60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK--

THEY'RE JUST NUMBERS.

I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK, AND BEGIN.

TOM.

>> "BE MY LINDBERGH BABYTONIGHT."

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

RIKI.

>> "BIG GIRLS DON'T VOTE, UNTIL1920."

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

NATASHA.

>> "WE DIDN'T START THE CHICAGOFIRE."

>> HARDWICK: POINTS!

TOM.

>> "GET OUT OF MY DREAMS ANDINTO MY BUGGY."

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

RIKI.

>> ♪ ICE ICE AGE-Y. >> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

NATASHA.

>> ♪ 99 HINDENBURGS. (LAUGHTER)

>> HARDWICK: OH, I WANT TO HEARTHAT NOW.

POINTS.

TOM.

>> "I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND...

THE CURE FOR TUBERCULOSIS I'MLOOKING FOR."

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

RIKI.

>> ♪ JEFFERSON DAVIS EYES. >> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

JEFFERSON DAVIS EYES!

THAT'S FANTASTIC!

>> COME ON, GUYS.

(WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)>> HARDWICK: NATASHA.

>> ♪ IS SHE REALLY GOING OUTWITH HENRY VIII? ♪

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

HEY, YOU EVER BEEN ON A DATE ANDYOU NOTICE THE PERSON YOU'RE

WITH MIGHT NOT BE "THE ONE"?

LIKE, UH, IF THEY WANT KIDS ANDYOU DON'T OR THEY SHOWED UP WITH

A PENTAGRAM CARVED INTO THEIRFOREHEAD AND YOU DIDN'T.

WE RELY ON THESE RED FLAGS TOHELP US MAKE GOOD DECISIONS AND

KEEP OUR SOUL FROM BEINGCONSUMED.

MIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATESIS IN THEATERS NOW.

IT'S ABOUT TWO GUYS WHO MISSSOME MAJOR RED FLAGS.

HERE'S A CLIP.

>> JEANIE, I AM PROUD TOINTRODUCE OUR WEDDING DATES.

>> YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT TOGETHER.

>> THANK YOU.

>> YOU'RE SO TINY. HE'S SO BIG.

YOU TAKE ALL THAT?

>> OH. UH...

>> HARDWICK: SO...

COMEDIANS...

COMEDIANS, WHAT ARE SOME OTHERRED FLAGS THAT MIGHT LET YOU

KNOW YOUR DATE IS NOT THE ONE?

IN 60 SECONDS. AND BEGIN. RIKI.

>> HE'S THE GUY ADELE WASSINGING ABOUT.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

TOM.

>> YOU MET HER ONCHRISTIANMINGLE, AND SHE'S

CLEARLY ONLY A FARMER.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

NATASHA.

>> UH, DESCRIBES HIMSELF AS ATRUMP IN THE STREETS AND A

CLINTON IN THE SHEETS.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

TOM LENNON.

>> YOU MET HER ON FARMERSONLY,AND SHE'S CLEARLY A MINGLING

JEW.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

RIKI.

>> HE'S A CHILD.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. TOM.

>> YOU MET HER ON JDATE, AND SHEIS CLEARLY A RODEO CLOWN.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

NATASHA.

>> HE'S WAVING A RED FLAG THATSAYS "I'M NOT THE ONE."

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

THOMAS LENNON.

>> YOU MET HER ON TINDER, ANDSHE'S CLEARLY THE ASHLEY

MADISON.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

NATASHA.

>> UH, CONSTANTLY USES THEPHRASE "BEAT THAT PUSSY UP."

COME ON! GIVE ME SOME MOREPOINTS!

GIVE ME SOME MORE POINTS!

OH, YOU LIKED THAT.

YOU CAN TAKE THAT.

>> HARDWICK: I DON'T THINK ICOULD EVEN... I COULDN'T EVEN

JOKINGLY SAY THAT TO SOMEONE.

>> YEAH, YOU COULD.