December 8, 2015 - Donald Trump's Muslim Immigration Ban

  • 12/08/2015

The leader of ISIS becomes a finalist for TIME's Person of the Year, and Larry discusses Donald Trump's anti-Muslim campaign with Mark Cuban, Jordan Carlos and Grace Parra.

>> Larry: YEAH!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELCOME TO "THE NIGHTLY SHOW."

SORRY, I HAD ENTHUSIASM TRAPPEDIN MY THROAT.

I'M LARRY WILMORE.

MARK CUBAN JOINS US ON PANELTONIGHT.

I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THAT.

( APPLAUSE )I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION

FROM MOHAMMED TO MARK CUBAN THATI MUST REMEMBER.

( LAUGHTER )CANNOT FORGET THAT QUESTION.

THANK YOU, MOHAMMED, FOR THATQUESTION.

I APPRECIATE IT.

BUT RIGHT NOW, LET'S DIVE RIGHTINTO THE BIG STORY OF THE 2016

CAMPAIGN, OR AS I LIKETO CALL IT THE QUEST TO

DE-NEGROFY THE WHITE HOUSE.

YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'STHE UNBLACKENING.

( APPLAUSE )NOW, OF ALL THE CANDIDATES

RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, WITH THEEXCEPTION OF BEN CARSON, WOULD

TECHNICALLY UNBLAENG THE WHITEHOUSE, DONALD TRUMP IS TRYING TO

DE-BROWN THE COUNTRY.

>> DONALD J. TRUMP IS CALLINGFOR A COMPLETE SHUTDOWN OF

MUSLIMS ENTERING THE UNITEDSTATES UNTIL OUR COUNTRY'S

REPRESENTATIVES CAN FIGURE OUTWHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )( LAUGHTER ).

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )( LAUGHTER ).

>> Larry: OKAY, I DON'T KNOWWHAT'S WORSE IT'S HORRIBLE THING

THAT HE SAID OR THE CHEERINGTHAT CAME AFTER IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GOING WITH THE CHEERING.

BUT BECAUSE I'M DOING A COMEDYSHOW, LARRY J. WILMORE WOULD

LIKE TO DISCUSS WHAT DONALDJ.ASSHOLE JUST SAID.

ANOTHER DONALD, YOU WANT TO KEEPMUSLIMS OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

HOW WOULD THIS WORK.

>> A CUSTOM AGENT WOULD ASK THEPERSON HIS OR HER RELIGION.

>> THAT WOULD BE PROBABLY-- THEYWOULD SAY, "ARE YOU MUSLIM?"

>> AND IF THEY SAID YES, THEYWOULD NOT BE ALLOWED IN THE

COUNTRY.

>> THAT IS CORRECT.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Larry: HEY, YOU KNOW, THISIS ACTUALLY A FOOLPROOF PLAN

BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS ISIS' ONEWEAKNESS IS THEY CAN'T TELL A

LIE.

THEY'RE INTO BEHEADINGS, MASSKILLINGS, RAPE, BUT THE ONE

THING THEY WON'T DO IS FIB.

TRUE.

NOW, OF COURSE, MOST PEOPLEDENOUNCE WHAT TRUMP SAID HIS

OPPONENTS DID WHAT HIS OPPONENTSDO BEST, OPPOSE.

>> THAT OVER-REACTION IS ASDANGEROUS AS BARACK OBAMA'S

UNDERREACTION.

>> JEB BUSH CALLED IT UNHINGED.

>> YOU KNOW HOW YOU MAKE AMERICAGREAT AGAIN?

TELL DONALD TRUMP TO GO TO HELL.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Larry: OOOH!

DAYYUM LINDSAY GRAH-YUM.

WHEN GRAHAM TELLS YOU TO GO TOHELL, HE MEANS LITERAL HELL.

HE BELIEVES HELL IS AN ACTUALPLACE, LIKE TORONTO OR

PHILADELPHIA.

( LAUGHTER )WITH PHILADELPHIA HE MAY NOT BE

FAR OFF.

I'M JUST SAYING.

GET YOUR INFRASTRUCTURETOGETHER, PHILADELPHIA.

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

YOU'RE A CRITICAL JUNCTURE ONTHE NORTHEAST CORRIDOR.

OTHER CANDIDATES SPOKE OUT ASWELL.

I HAVE TO SAY, I HAVEN'T SEENTHE G.O.P. THIS UNIFIED SINCE

THAT LESBIAN, TREE-HUGGINGABORTIONIST DRAGON JUDGE RAN FOR

CITY COUNCIL.

( LAUGHTER )AND OBAMA.

OKAY.

SO CRITICISMS FROM TRUMP'SOPPONENTS ARE TO BE EXPECTED.

BUT THIS PERSON'S COMMENT WASTOTALLY UNEXPECTED.

>> THIS WHOLE NOTION THATSOMEHOW WE CAN JUST SAY NO MORE

MUSLIMS, JUST BAN A WHOLERELIGION GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING

WE STAND FOR AND BELIEVE IN.

>> Larry: WOW!

FORMER HUMAN BEING AND CURRENTFRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER'S ATTEMPT

AT A FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER,DICK CHENEY!

HE MUST PUT IN HIS REASONABLEHEART TODAY, YOU GUYS.

THAT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATIONFOR WHY HE WOULD CRITICIZE TRUMP

AND TAKE A BREAK FROM HIS BUSYSCHEDULE OF STRATEGIZING WITH

POL POT'S GHOST AND KILLINGCHILDREN'S DREAMS.

THAT'S A LONG WAY TO GO.

I MEAN, IF CHENEY'S AGAINST YOU,YOU'RE REALLY OUT THERE.

( LAUGHTER )I MEAN, YOU HAVE GONE SO FAR.

AND AS ANYONE KNOWS, THE ONLYTRUE WAY TO UNDERSTAND A CRAZY

PERSON IS TO GET IN HIS HEAD,RIGHT?

OR IN THIS CASE, ON HIS HEAD.

SO, WE NOW GO LIVE TO TRUMP'SHAIR.

>> HEY!

HEY!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )HEY!

>> Larry: HOW'S IT GOINGTRUMP, TRUMP'S HAIR.

>> HEY, LARRY, LOOK AT ME.

I'M A TERRIBLE RACIST, LARRY!

>> Larry: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

OKAY, NOW, TRUMP'S HAIR, HOW YOUCAN JUSTIFY BEING ON THIS MAN'S

HEAD.

>> HEY, LARRY, I AM JUST TRYINGTO MAKE AMERICA GREAT-- YOU KNOW

WHAT, I CAN'T COTHIS.

I CAN'T DO IT.

>> Larry: MIKE, WHAT ARE YOUDOING?

>> I-- IT'S JUST NOT FUNNYANYMORE, LARRY.

THIS MAN IS AN ABOMINATION OF AHUMAN BEING

TRUMP CAN SUCK A ROTTEN RAT HEADINFECTED WITH RABIES.

( BLEEP ) TRUMP!

( BLEEP )!

>> Larry: MIKE, WAIT, MIKE,WE'RE--

( APPLAUSE )SORRY, I APOLOGIZE, YOU GUYS.

I GUESS HE'S GONE.

ALL RIGHT, WELL LET'S KEEPGOING.

"HARRY POTTER" AUTHOR J.K.

ROWLING ACTUALLY SAID TRUMP ISWORSE THAN VOLDEMORT.

( LAUGHTER )THE DARK LORD.

IT'S TRUE.

SO HERE WITH HIS THOUGHTS ONTHAT IS VOLDEMORT.

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, VOLDEMORT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> MAY THE CURSES OF 1,000

SCREAMING UNDEAD SOULS BE UPONYOU, LARRY.

>> Larry: OH, THANKSVOLDEMORT.

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TRUMPCALLING FOR A BAN OF MUSLIMS

ENTERING THE U.S.

> I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, IT SEEMSA LITTLE-- YOU KNOW WHAT?

( BLEEP ).

I CAN'T DO IT, LARRY.

MY ANXIETY IS THROUGH THE ROOFWITH THIS GUY.

HILARITY IN THIS IS NOT HERE.

IT'S GROSS, IT'S DISGUSTING>>RICKY, YOU'VE BEEN DYING TO DO

YOUR VOLDEMORT.

>> I KNOW, ALL RIGHT.

BUT TRUMP IS A CANCER EATINGAWAY AT OUR NATIONAL DIGNITY.

( BLEEP ) TRUMP.

( BLEEP ) TRUMP.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: GUYS!

YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE YOUR COMEDYBITS!

WE'RE DOING A SHOW!

SORRY,UN, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

IT'S A LITTLE CHAOTIC HERETODAY.

I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE WOULD BE SOEMOTIONAL.

>> LARRY!

HERE I COME, LARRY!

>> Larry: OH, MY GOD.

IT'S THE TRUMP TROLL!

TRUMP TROLL, NO ONE ON MY SHOWWANTS TO MAKE FUN OF TRUMP

ANYMORE.

THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.

MAYBE YOU CAN EXPLAIN.

>> NO, NO, NO, LARRY.

I JUST CAME HERE TO GIVE NOTICE.

I'M QUITTING.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Larry: NO!

I NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER!

YOU'RE THE PERFECTCRYSTALLIZATION OF TRUMP WITH

YOUR WILD HAIR, YOURDEVIL-MAY-CARE RACISM.

>> LOOK, LARRY, IT'S SIMPLE.

I'M AN INANIMATE OBJECT.

I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH TO BE AMOUTHPIECE FOR THAT RACIST.

HEY, ( BLEEP ) TRUMP.

SEE YOU, SUCKER.

>> Larry: NO, COME BACK!

NO!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )ALL RIGHT, LOOK, THIS HAS GOT TO

BE IT FOR TRUMP.

IF THE TRUMP TROLL DOESN'T EVENWANT TO BE HIM ANYMORE.

I MEAN, THERE CAN'T BE ANY MOREREAL SUPPORT FOR HIM, RIGHT?

RIGHT?

( LAUGHTER )RIGHT?

OKAY, I KNOW I'M WRONG.

>> I THINK THAT THAT IS A VERYWISE DECISION MADE VERY

PRUDENTLY AFTER DUE DILIGENCE,AND I AM VERY IMPRESSED WITH THE

FACT THAT HE IS BOLD ENOUGH TOCOME OUT AND DO THAT.

>> I MEAN, IT SOUNDS HARSH, BUTREALITY IS REALITY.

>> DON'T LET ANY MORE COME IN.

SHIP THEM OUT BACK.

>> Larry: OH, MY GOD, DO THEREST OF MUMFORD AND SONS FEEL

THIS WAY, TOO?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )I MIGHT HAVE TO STOP LISTENING

TO THEIR INFECTIOUS BRAND OFPROPULSIVE FOLK ROCK, IF THAT'S

THE CASE.

LET ME JUST SAY THIS-- THIS ISUGLY.

THAT'S THE ONLY WORD I CAN COMEUP WITH FOR THIS-- UGLY.

AND SOTHE G.O.P. CANDIDATES ANDPUNDITS CALLING HIM OUT NOW, YOU

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAID THIS.

GO TO HELL.

NO, STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE SOSURPRISED

TRUMP HAS BEEN SAYING THIS SINCETHE DAY HE ANNOUNCED BACK IN

JUNE AND CALLED THE MEXICANSRAPISTS.

THAT'S HOW HE BEGAN HISCAMPAIGN.

AND HAD PEOPLE TELL YOU WHO THEYARE, BELIEVE THEM.

TRUMP YOU HAD ME AT "MEXICANRAPIST."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

LOOK, THIS IS A COUNTRY THAT WASFOUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO FLED

RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION.

SO BANNING PEOPLE BASED ONRELIGION GOES AGAINST THE VERY

FABRIC OF THIS COUNTRY.

AND BY THE WAY, WHEN YOU BECOMETHE PRESIDENT, YOU SWEAR TO

UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION.

AND THIS IS WHAT THECONSTITUTION IS ABOUT.

YOU KNOW, I AGREE WITH MIKE.

( BLEEP ) YOU, TRUMP.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

BIG NEWS FROM TWENTIETH CENTURYFOX.

"TIME" MAGAZINE IS ANNOUNCINGITS PERSON OF THE YEAR TOMORROW.

WHO IS DOWN TO.

>> HERE IS "TIME'S" SHORT LIST:DONALD TRUMP.

BLACK LIVES MATTER ACTIVISTS.

ANGELA MERKEL, CHAIRMANCHANCELLOR OF GERMANY.

CAITLYN JENNER.

TRAVIS KALANICK-- HE IS THEFOUNDER AND CEO OF UBER.

ABU BAKR AL-BAGHDADI, LEADER OFISIS.

VLADIMIR PUTIN, PRESIDENT OFRUSSIA.

HASSAN ROUHANI, PRESIDENT OFIRAN

>> Larry: OR AS REPUBLICANSCALL THE LIST, HERO, THUGS, UBER

GUY, MANWOMAN, COMB, GUY OBAMASCARED OF, GERMAN MANWOMAN,

ANOTHER GUY OBAMA IS SCARED OF.

( LAUGHTER )VERY NICE.

VERY NICE.

NOW TO REALLY COVER THE STORY,WE AT THE "THE NIGHTLY SHOW"

HAVE DECIDE TO DO OUR FIRST-EVERENTERTAINMENT REPORT.

LET'S GO LIVE TO "THE NIGHTLYSHOW" ENTERTAINMENT REPORTER

GRACE PARRA, EVERYBODY.

>> HI!

HI, LARRYY!

HELLO.

LARRY, GREETINGS FROM THE LANDOF SANDS, PALM TREES, AND

FLOWING ROBES.

>> Larry: ARE YOU IN PALMSPRINGS?

>> NO, LARRY, I'M IN SYRIA!

>> Larry: SYRIA?

GOOD LORD, WHAT ARE YOU DOINGTHERE TRYING TO GET AN EXCLUSIVE

WITH THIS YEAR'S BIGGEST BUZZMAKERS, ISIS!

>> Larry: WAIT, GRACE, THEY'REKILLERS.

GET OUT OF THERE.

>> NO, LARRY, IN THEENTERTAINMENT GAME YOU GO WHERE

THE STORIES ARE, AND RIGHT NOWTHE EYES OF THE PAPPARAZI WORLD

ARE FOCUSED SQUARELY ON THOSEBAD BOYS IN ISIS.

>> Larry: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

STOP THAT ANIMATION.

GRACE, GRACE.

ARE YOU INSANE!

>> NOT AS INSANE AS THE TRENDSI'M SPOTTING HERE OUTSIDE OF

ISIS H.Q.

OH, YEAH, FULL-BODY KEVLAR, ANDSTRAPPY EXPLOSIVES.

( LAUGHTER )THIS SEASON'S HOTTEST

ACCESSORIES -- A BLACK MASKTHINGY, AND GRENADE LAUNCHER.

>> Larry: MY GOD, GRENADELAUNCHER!

LISTEN TO YOURSELF.

GRACE, YOU'RE GOING TO GETKILLED.

>> IF I GET KILLED, SO BE IT.

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

IT'S PERSON OF THE YEAR!

♪ NIGHTLY, NIGHT LOW >> Larry: WOULD YOU STOP IT

WITH THAT THING, PLEASE.

IT'S TERRIBLE.

GRACE, LOOK, THESE ARE RADICALSWITH A DANGEROUS, WARPED

IDEOLOGY, I DON'T CARE-->> YOU KNOW WHAT, LARRY,

SPEAKING OF IDEOLOGY, HOW HASBABY NUMBER TWO CHANGED KIM

KARDASHIAN?

FIND OUT HOW SHE IS KEEPING UPWITH HER KARDASHIAN.

>> Larry: GRACE, YOU NEED TOLEAVE SYRIA.

THEY SELL WOMEN INTO MARRIAGETHERE.

>> SPEAKING OF WEDDING BELLS,FIND OUT TONIGHT WHAT A-LISTER

DISSED MARY K. OLSON'S WEDDING.

♪ NIGHTLY >> Larry: STOP THAT STUPID

( BLEEP ) THING RIGHT NOW.

AND WE WEREN'T SPEAKING OF THATBY THE WAY.

I FEEL LIKE WE'RE GETTINGSLIGHTLY OFF TOPIC.

ARE YOU DOING A STORY OF "TIME"MAGAZINE NAMING THIS HORRIBLE

ORGANIZATION, ISIS, POSSIBLYNAMING ISIS AS THEIR PERSON OF

THE YEAR, DON'T YOU THINK--♪ NIGHTLY

>> Larry: I CAN'T DO THISANYMORE.

>> YOU KNOW WHO ELSE CAN'T DO ITANY MORE?

CHARLIE SHEEN.

♪ NIGHTLY >> Larry: ALL RIGHT, GRACE

PARRA, EVERYONE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

ON MY PANEL "THE NIGHTLY SHOW"CONTRIBUTOR JORDAN CARLOS.

ALSO "THE NIGHTLY SHOW"CONTRIBUTOR GRACE PARRA.

AND HE'S THE OWNER OF THE DALLASMAVERICKS AND COHOST OF ONE OF

MY FAVORITE SHOATZ "SHARK TANK"MARK CUBAN.

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@NIGHTLY SHOW USING THE HASHTAG"NIGHTLY."

TRUMP SAID WE SHOULD STOPLETTING MUSLIMS IN OUR COUNTRY.

WE READ FROM A STATEMENT WHEREHE QUOTED HIMSELF.

>> RIGHT.

( LAUGHTER )WHERE HE SAYS-- IT'S RIGHT HERE.

DONALD J. TRUMP HATES MUSLIMS.

>> I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP.

>> Larry: IS THIS THE FINALSTRAW WITH TRUMP?

IS IT THE FINAL ONE?

SERIOUSLY.

>> HELL NO, NO.

HE'S JUST GETTING STARTED.

SERIOUSLY.

>> Larry: MARK, THERE'S MORE?

>> OH, THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TOCOME.

BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT PLAYING FORREAL YET.

THERE'S NOTHING REALLY AT STAKE.

THIS IS ALL JUST CHIT-CHAT.

>> Larry: HE'S JUST WARMING UPTHE AUDIENCE.

>> HE'S JUST WARMING UP THEAUDIENCE.

HE'S LIKE THE GUY GOING INTO ABAR AND HE'LL SAY WHATEVER IT

WILL TAKE TO GET LAID.

( LAUGHTER )>> YEAH.

>> Larry: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>> ONLY IN THIS CASE, HE'S NOTTRYING TO ( BLEEP ) SOME GIRL,

HE'S TRYING TO ( BLEEP ) THECOUNTRY.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ).

>> Larry: MARK CUBAN, LADIESAND GENTLEMEN!

MAN!

>> I DON'T KNOW-- I DON'T KNOW--I THINK THAT, LIKE, TRUMP--

SPEAKING OF STRAWS-- I THINKHE'S THE CRAZY STRAW.

>> I MEAN, AS -->> IT HAS THE JONESTOWN

KOOL-AID?

IT.

>> WHO DOESN'T LOVE DRINKINGFROM THE CRAZY STRAW.

>> FOR ME AS A MEXICAN THE LASTSTRAW WAS CALLING US ALL A

DRUGGY-DRUGGY RAPIST.

EVERYBODY ELSE NOW IS ON BOARDTHE SHIP.

>> Larry: THE FIRST STRAW WASTHE LAST STRAW.

MARK, MOHAMMED FROM OUR AUDIENCEWOULD LIKE TO KNOW, "WHAT

EXACTLY IS YOUR RELATIONSHIPWITH TRUMP NOW?"

>> UM, WE GET ALONG.

>> Larry: YOU WERE PRO-TRUMPAT ONE POINT?

>> EVERYBODY HAS THAT FRIENDSTHEY PICK ON, THAT ONE GUY YOU

KNOW HE HAS A GET GOODHEART ANDWANTS TO DO THE RIGHT THING BUT

HE DOES SOME OF THE STUPIDEST( BLEEP ) ALL THE TIME, RIGHT.

THAT'S DONALD TO ME.

I I ACTUALLY LIKE HIM, AND I GETALONG WITH HIM, BUT HE'S KIND OF

GONE OFF>>YOU'RE A SMART BUSINESSMAN,

RIGHT?

MAN--BUSINESSMAN, RIGHT?

HE'S NOT A BUSINESSMAN.

HE'S A BIDZ-NESS MAN.

HOW DID A STUPID MAN LIKE TRUMPGET AS FAR AS HE DID WITH THE

AMERICAN PUBLIC.

AND I SAY STUPID BECAUSE OF HE'SA BUSINESSMAN.

>> THERE'S A LOT OF ANXIETY INTHIS COUNTRY RIGHT NOW AND HE

PLAYS TO IT.

YOU WALK INTO A SITUATION WHEREYOU FEEL THE ENERGYAVE CROWD AND

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE UP AGAINSTYOU CAN PLAY TO IT.

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE DOES.

AND IT'S UNFORTUNATE IT'S THERE,BUT THERE'S A LOT OF ANGRY

PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY.

>> I THINK PEOPLE WANTOPPOSITES, TOO.

LIKE, WE'VE HAD EIGHT YEARS OF ABLURRED.

AND PEOPLE ARE JUST LIKE-->> A BLACK NERD.

>> WE'VE HAD THIS NERDY BLACKGUY THIS BOOKISH GUY, AND

NOW WE WANT OUR CRAZY UNCLEGOOBER.

LIKE, GIVE ME GOOBER!

I'M TIRED OF THIS!

>> Larry: PEOPLE ARE DONE WITHBLERD.

IT SOUNDS LIKE HE WOULD HAVEBEEN FOR JAPANESE INTERNMENT

CAMPS.

>> OH, YEAH.

>> Larry: I MEAN, THE LISTGOES ON.

HE WANTS TO BUILD A WALL TO KEEPOUT MEXICANS.

HE JUST WANTS TO PUSH OUTMUSLIMS.

THANK GOD HE LOVES THE BLACKS.

>> RIGHT!

AND THEY LOVE HIM!

THEY LOVE HIM.

BUT WHO KNOWS.

HE MIGHT WAKE UP ONE DAY ANDSAY, "LET'S BRING BACK

SEGREGATION."

>> HE'LL BRING BACK SLAVERY.

HE'LL BRING BACK THE GREATDEPRESSION.

>> Larry: YOU DON'T THINK HEBELIEVES IT?

IT'S ALL PANDERING.

>> IT'S PANDERING FOR VOTES.

THAT'S WHAT THE REPUBLICANS DO.

WELL, THE DEMOCRATS DO IT, TOO,YOU KNOW.

BERNIE SANDERS, HILL RICHE SAME.

BUT HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IT.

I'M FIRMLY CONVINCED.

HE'S SAYING WHAT'S NECESSARY.

WE'LL FIND OUT WHAT'S FOR REALONCE PEOPLE START CASTING VOTES

IN IOWA AND NEW HAMPSHIRE.

THAT'S WHEN THE ( BLEEP ) HITSTHE FAN AND WE'LL FIND OUT WHAT

PEOPLE THINK.

>> Larry: HE ALSO TALKED ABOUTTHE INTERNET.

WE HAVE TO SEE PEOPLE LIKE BILLGATES AND OTHER PEOPLE, TALKING

ABOUT CLOSING THAT INTERNET.

HE WANTS TO BUILD A WALL IN THEINTERNET.

DO YOU THINK HE WANTS MEXICANSBUILDING THAT WALL, TOO?

>> A MILLION OF US HAVE ALREADYLEFT THE COUNTRY IN THE PAST FEW

YEARS, GOOD LUCK FINDING THEM.

I HOPE TO GOD THIS DOESN'THAPPEN BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF

ANYBODY GOOGLED JOHN STAMOS'BUTT YESTERDAY --

>> I THINK WE ALL DID.

>> THERE WAS A PICTURE GOINGAROUND ABOUT JOHN STAMOS' BUTT

AND IT WAS SO PEACHY AND THANKGOD THE INTERNET EXISTS

>> Larry: THIS IS YOU WANT THEINTERNET FOR?

>> WHAT DO WE WANT THE INTERNETFOR, BEYOND THAT?

LET'S BE HONEST.

THIS DID GIVE US A KEYHOLE INTOHIS BRAIN.

HE SAID WE NEED TO TALK TO BILLGATES ABOUT CLOSING DOWN THE

INTERNET.

BUT BILL GATES-- LIKE, TRUMP ISLIKE, WHO CONTROLS THE INTERNET.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT'S BILL GATES.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )IT'S BILL GATES.

>> Larry: WE'VE GOT TO GET ONTHE PHONE.

WE'VE GOT TO TALK TO STEVE JOBS.

APPLE CONTROLS THE INTERNET.

>> BRING BACK MY I.B.M. P.C.

RIGHT NOW.

>> I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS"TIME" MAGAZINE THING REAL

QUICK, PERSON OF THE YEAR.

I WANT TO GET YOUR TAKE ON THIS.

LEADER OF ISIS COULD BE THEPERSON OF THE YEAR, POSSIBLY.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT AN EVILPERSON AS PERSON OF THE YEAR?

>> IT'S WRONG.

>> I THINK IT'S BETTER THAN ALAME PERSON, THOUGH.

REMEMBER WHEN "TIME" CALLED"YOU" THE PERSON OF THE YEAR.

>> Larry: THAT WAS AN EVILPERSON.

>> I THOUGHT IT WAS KIND OFNICE.

IT WAS LIKE, FINALLY.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I'VE BEEN A WRITE-IN FOR A LONGTIME.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I FEEL AS THOUGH-- THEY'VE HADEVIL PEOPLE BEFORE.

>> Larry: HITLER.

>> I MEAN -->> THAT'S WHEN IT WAS MAN OF THE

YEAR.

>> UNTIL 1999 BY THE WAY.

>> IT SAYS SO MUCH-- WE CAN'TFIND-- LOOK, I LIKE TRAVIS,

ANGELA MERKEL HAS DONE A LOT.

SHE'S TRYING TO UNITE EUROPE.

BUT CAN'T WE FIND BETTERCITIZENS AND SET THAT TYPE OF

EXAMPLE?

ARE WE ALL THAT-->> Larry: WHO IS YOUR CHOICE,

PERSON OF THE YEAR?

>> ANGELA MERKEL, I GUESS,WOULD-- IF I HAD TO CHOOSE FROM

THE LIST -->> LED THE WAY WITH--

>> YEAH, BECAUSE SHE'S KIND OFKEPT THINGS TOGETHER WITH ALL

THE CHANGES IN THE ECONOMY.

I LIKE TRAVIS.

>> Larry: UBER GUY.

>> UBER GUY.

I FINANCED HIS PREVIOUS COMPANY,AND HE CAME TO ME FIRST FOR

UBER.

TALK ABOUT MAKING ALL-TIMEMISTAKES.

AND I'M LIKE-- HE CAME TO MEFIRST TO FINANCE UBER.

AND I'M LIKE, "IT'S A GREATIDEA," BUT THEN I WANTED TO

NEGOTIATE.

THE SHARK TANK PART CAME OUT ANDHE TOOK TO TO SOMEONE ELSE SO I

GOT NADA.

THANKS, TRAVIS.

THANKS A LOT.

>> Larry: MY PERSON OF THEYEAR IS THE MYSTERIOUS GUY WHO

SUPPOSEDLY TRIED TO STAB BENCARSON.

THAT IS MY PERSON OF THE YEAR.

THAT'S MY ENTERTAINMENT.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK RIGHT AFTERTHIS.