In this episode, Osama bin Laden offers an olive branch. I'll tell him wear to stick it. Hint: It's not in a tasteful arrangement with baby's breath. Then, I'll ask White House correspondent David Gregory where he gets off asking questions. And NASCAR switches to unleaded gas. Good news, race fans: It's incredibly flammable. Listen up, because I'm only going to say this once. Lucky for you, it'll be rerun four times tomorrow. This is The Colbert Report.