June 3, 2015 - Racist Dr. Seuss & Nebraska Death Penalty

  • 06/03/2015

Kristina Wong, Jo Koy and Dan St. Germain chat with Larry about the controversy surrounding Emma Stone's role as an Asian-American woman in the film "Aloha."

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]AUDIENCE: LARRY, LARRY!

LARRY, LARRY!

>> Larry: THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, WELCOME TO THE"NIGHTLY SHOW."

YES!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Larry: I'M LARRY WILMORE.

LOTS TO GET TO TONIGHT.

LET'S JUMP RIGHT IN.

>> Audience: LOVE YOU!

Larry: LOVE YOU TOO.

SPREAD THE LOVE AROUND.

NOT NOW AFTER THE SHOW. BUTCAITLYN JENNER'S 22-PAGE

SPREAD FIRST IS HER FIRST MAJORMEDIA

APPEARANCE SINCE COMING OUT AS ATRANSGENDER WOMAN IN APRIL.

NOW MILLIONS OF AMERICANS AREDOING THE UNTHINKABLE.

BUY A MAGAZINE IN THE YEAR 2015.

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT WE WOULDCOME TO THIS MOMENT, RIGHT?

BESIDES THE HISTORICALIMPLICATIONS, THE JENNER COVER

IS NOTEWORTHY FOR ANOTHERREASON. AT 65 CAITLYN IS

THE OLDEST WOMAN TO BE ON THECOVER OF VANITY FAIR BY HERSELF.

TRUTH.

MAN.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Larry: WHOO.

HEY, THIS IS PROOF THAT GLOSSYPRINT MAGAZINES DO TAKE OLDER

WOMEN SERIOUSLY.

JUST AS LONG AS THOSE OLDERWOMEN WERE ONCE MEN.

RIGHT.

ACTUALLY I THINK IT'S GREAT.

FOR SOMEONE WHO WAS THE EPITOMEOF MALENESS, TO NOW WALK AS A

WOMAN.

WELL DONE, LADY.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: NOT EVERYONE SHARES

THAT OPINION.

PRESIDENTIAL PRECEDENT MIKEHUCKABEE HAD SOMEONE TO SAY

ABOUT TRANSGENDER PEOPLE.

>> I WISH SOMEONE IN HIGH SCHOOLWOULD OF TOLD ME IT WAS OKAY TO

FEEL LIKE A WOMAN WHEN IT CAMETIME TO TAKE SHOWERS IN P.E.

I WOULD OF FOUND MY FEMININESIDE AND SAID, COACH, I WOULD

RATHER SHOWER WITH THE GIRLSTODAY.

>> Larry: HA, HA, HA. MIKEHUCKABEE, EVERYBODY.

LET'S ALL LAUGH BUT WE'RE REALLYAGREEING WE CONDEMN THIS

LIFESTYLE. WHAT WAS HIS BOOKAGAIN?

OH YA GOD, GUNS, GRITS, GRAVYAND GO [BEEP] YOURSELF.

ALRIGHT.

MIKE HUCKABEE, IF YOU WANT TOMAKE JOKES BE CAREFUL YOU'RE

RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. YOUROPPONENTS MIGHT USE YOUR

SO CALLED JOKE AS AN AD

>> MIKE HUCKABEE WANTS TO BEYOUR PRESIDENT.

BUT THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE HEWANTS.

>> I THINK I WOULD RATHER SHOWERWITH THE GIRLS.

>> DOES HE HAVE FAMILY VALUES ORDOES HE VALUE YOUR FAMILY?

>> HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS, SHOWERWITH THE GIRLS, TODAY, TODAY,

TODAY.

>> WHEN THE PHONE GOESUNANSWERED AT 3 A.M. IS IT

BECAUSE YOUR PRESIDENT CAN'THEAR IT RINGING OVER THE SHOWER.

>> HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS TODAY.

I THINK I WOULD RATHER SHOWERWITH THE GIRLS.

>> MIKE HUCKABEE LOVES TOSHOWER.

BUT HE'S ANYTHING BUT CLEAN.

>> PAID FOR BY VETERANS WHODON'T WANT THEIR DAUGHTERS

SHOWERING WITH MIKE HUCKABEE[ APPLAUSE ]

>> Larry: I HOPE NOBODY MAKESTHAT AD.

WE'RE JUST POSTING IT ON YOUTUBEIN CASE ANYONE NEEDS IT.

HA, HA, HA.

[LAUGHING]>> Larry: ALRIGHT.

MOVING ON.

♪ CRAZY♪

>> Larry: YA, MAN CRAZY PREACHERTIME ROUND UP, Y'ALL.

>> Larry: IN TONIGHT'S UPDATEWE'RE TALKING ABOUT MY OLD

FRIEND CHRISTIAN MEGAPASTOR[BEEP].

WHAT WAS HIS NAME -- ALPO COINPURSE?

MENTO WEALTH MAN, LOW FLOWPAYCHECK.

>> IT'S CREFLO DOLLAR

Larry: YES THE GUY WHO TRIEDTO GET HIS CONGREGATION TO PAY

FOR HIS PRIVATE JET.

REMEMBER THAT.

NOW WHAT WAS HIS RATIONAL AGAIN?

>> IF I WANT TO PLEAD GOD FOR A65 MILLION-DOLLAR PLANE YOU CAN

NOT STOP ME.

YOU CAN NOT STOP ME FROMDREAMING.

>> Larry: YOU CAN NOT STOP ME.

YOU CAN NOT STOP ME FROMDREAMING.

NO, WE CAN'T STOP YOU FROMDREAMING.

WE CAN STOP YOU FROM RIPPING OFFTHE POOR PEOPLE WHO CAN NO

LONGER DREAM BECAUSE THEY GAVEYOU ALL THEIR MONEY FOR YOUR

PLANE.

OKAY.

WOULD YOU THINK AT THIS POINTTHE CONGREGATION MAYBE ONTO HIS

SCHEME?

THE CHURCH IS BEHIND HIM SAYINGTHIS IS OUR FAITH AND THE BASIS

FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE.

IT'S NOT NECESSARY FOR US TOJUSTIFY IT.

OKAY.

WE CAN'T GET THROUGH TO YOUGUYS.

I GET IT.

YOU'RE ALL HORNSWAGGLED WITH THEWHOLE JESUS JUICE AND

SMOKE AND MIRRORS, I GET IT

I'M GONNA LET YOU MARINATE INTHAT FOR A WHILE.

I'M JUST GONNA TALK TO YE OLDJET MAKERS. YO BOEING,

ALL OF YOU JET MAKING [BEEP],LISTEN UP, MAN.

IF A BLACK MAN COMES TO YOUROFFICE LOOKING FOR A JET AND HIS

NAME SOUNDS LIKE A REJECTED BONDBILLING DON'T SELL IT TO HIM.

DON'T SET CREFLO A JET.

I WILL BRING THIS UP FROM TIMETO TIME.

I DON'T FORGET ABOUT THESETHINGS.

JUST ASK BILL COSBY THAT'S RIGHTMOTHER [BEEP].

I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN.

I DON'T FORGET THIS.

CREFLO YOU'RE ON THE LIST NOW.

DON'T SELL CREFLO A JET.

EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME.

>> Audience: DON'T SELL CREFLO AJET.

>> Larry: CAN I GET AN AMEN?

Audience: AMEN.

Larry: I THINK I WANT A JETNOW.

>> HALLELUJAH.

Larry: LAST STORY TONIGHT FORTONIGHT

SOMETHING WE THOUGHT NOBODYWOULD BE UPSET ABOUT.

DR. SEUSS.

>> A CONTROVERSIAL CARTOON DRAWNBY DR. SEUSS IS NOT ATTRACTING

ANY BUYERS.

A CROWD OF MEN IN BLACK FACEALONG WITH A RACIST MESSAGE.

>> THE MESSAGE READS TAKE HOME AHIGH GRADE N WORLD FOR YOUR WOOD

PILE.

>> Larry: JESUS, DR. SEUSS, THATDOESN'T EVEN RHYME.

SHOULDN'T BE WITH TAKE HOME AHIGH GRADE N WORD FOR YOUR

FLUFLAM WORD -- TO BE FAIR HEDREW THIS WHEN HE WAS 25.

I'M NOT SAYING EVERYONE ISRACIST AT 25 BUT WHEN HE WAS 25

EVERYONE WAS RACIST.

BACK IN HIS DAY, THIS WASCONSIDERED PROGRESSIVE.

PROBABLY WHAT HE DREW TO GETINTO ART SCHOOL.

ALRIGHT MORE PERSPECTIVES LET'SGO TO NIGHTLY SHOW CONTRIBUTOR

AND FORMER CHILD, MIKE YARD

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Larry: WELCOME, MIKE.

>> THANKS.

Larry: MIKE, YOU LOOK UPSET.DOES THIS MAKE YOU ANGRY?

>> MAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TOFEEL, LARRY.

I LOVE DR. SEUSS, MAN.

I GREW UP ON HIS RHYMES.

HE WAS LIKE THE FIRST RAPPER.

[LAUGHING]>> Larry: A RAPPER.

I'M SURE HE WAS JUST AN AUTHOR.

>> THAT'S BECAUSE ALL YOU DIDWAS READ THE BOOKS, LARRY.

YOU NEVER HEARD HIM OVER A DOPEASS BEAT.

>> Larry: I READ HIM IN A DOPEASS SEAT.

SORRY I COULDN'T HELP IT.

>> NOW THAT I'VE SEEN THISRACIST PAINTING, I HAVE TO

QUESTION EVERYTHING. THIS RUINEDBY CHRISTMAS, Y'ALL.

>> Larry: CHRISTMAS? WHAT DOESTHAT HAVE TO DO WITH IT

>> THE GRINCH, LARRY. THINKABOUT IT

IT'S RACIST AS HELL.

A DIFFERENT COLOR THAN ALL THEWHOS IN WHOVILLE.

HE LIVES ON THE OUTSKIRTS OFTOWN. THANKS GENTRIFICATION

>> Larry: I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUTTHAT.

WHAT ELSE?

>> ACCORDING TO THE SONG HE'S ABAD BANANA WITH WHAT, LARRY?

>> Larry: A GREASY BLACK PEEL.

>> A GREASY BLACK PEEL.

IT'S ALL TAINTED.

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON REDFISH, BLUE FISH, ONE FISH, TWO

FISH.

WHERE ARE THE BROWN FISH?

>> Larry: THERE IS A BLACK FISHIN THE BOOK TO BE FAIR.

>> NOT IN THE TITLE.

AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ENJOYHOP ON POP.

>> Larry: WHAT?

>> WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE HOPPEDUP ON POP, LARRY.

IS THAT WHAT THEY CALL CRACK INWHOVILLE.

I'M DONE, MAN.

DONE.

>> Larry: LOOK HE DID, TO HISCREDIT HE APOLOGIZED LATER IN

LIFE.

HE DREW ANTIRACIST CARTOONS.

>> THEY ALL DO THAT WHEN THEY'REBLOWING UP AND ABOUT TO SHOW THE

[BEEP] MONEY.

WHAT IS THE [BLEEP] IN THE WOODPILE ANYWAYS?

>> Larry: WE LOOKED THAT UP.

IT GOES BACK TO THEUNDERGROUND RAILROAD WHEN PEOPLE

LOOKED FOR ESCAPED SLAVES HIDINGIN WOOD PILES.

>> HE WAS SNITCHING ON SLAVESTOO? THIS KEEPS GETTING WORSE

>> Larry: NO.

>> HE WASN'T EVEN ALIVE THENLarry: WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> HE WASN'T ALIVE BACK THEN.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

NOW AS THE 2016 ELECTIONS STARTTO HEAT UP WE THOUGHT WE WOULD

DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT FROM THERED STATE AND BLUE STATE MAP.

SO WE'RE DIVIDING THE COUNTRYINTO CRAY AND NOT-CRAY STATES.

HERE IS WHAT WE HAVE SO FAR.

[LAUGHING]>> Larry: OKAY.

NOW --[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Larry: AS YOU CAN SEE WE HAVEALREADY DESIGNATED KANSAS AND

MISSOURI CRAY STATES FOR THEIRABSURD WELFARE POLICIES.

AND OF COURSE NORTH AMERICA'SPENIS FLORIDA

IS CRAY CRAY FOR OBVIOUSREASONS, RIGHT.

AND JUST MONDAY WE ADDED ALABAMAAS A CRAY STATE FOR CELEBRATING

THE CONFEDERACY ON JEFFERSONDAVIS DAY.

YOU CAN CHANGE TO NON-CRAY IFYOU STOP DOING CRAY [BEEP].

IT'S SO SIMPLE IT'S CRAY.

REMEMBER THAT.

EXCEPT FLORIDA.

YOU PERMANENTLY CRAY CRAY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Larry: ALRIGHT.

TRUE IS TRUE.

CRAY IS CRAY.

TRUE IS TRUE.

FOR NOW WE TURN OUR ATTENTION TOTHE STATE OF NEBRASKA.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

>> NEBRASKA OVERRIDING THEGOVERNOR'S VETO TO BE THE FIRST

CONSERVATIVE STATE IN MORE THAN40 YEARS TO ABOLISH THE DEATH

PENALTY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Larry: NOW, NOW CALLING

NEBRASKA CONSERVATIVE IS WELL,PUTTING IT A BIT CONSERVATIVELY.

THIS IS A STATE THAT IS 90%STATE WHITE WITH A REPUBLICAN

GOVERNOR IN FAVOR OF THE DEATHPENALTY AND A 3-1 REPUBLICAN

ADVANTAGE IN THE STATELEGISLATURE.

SO HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? THIS GUYRIGHT HERE

STATE SENATOR ERNIECHAMBERS.

IT'S NOT MORGAN FREEMAN, DON'TCLAP.

YOU CAN CLAP FOR HIM, IT'S OKAY.

[LAUGHING]>> Larry: NO, HE'S FOUGHT

AGAINST THE DEATH PENALTY SINCE1976.

YES.

HE HAS DONE THIS 37 TIMES AND ITWAS REJECTED THE FIRST 36.

THOSE ARE MATUMBO NUMBERS.

POP, POP, POP, POP, POP.

RIGHT.

NOW HERE IS THE SCORE CARD OFTHE 37 TIMES HE PUSHED TO KILL

THE DEATH PENALTY.

THIS IS THE ONLY THIRD TIME ONEOF THE BILLS MADE IT TO THE

GOVERNOR'S DESK.

IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE ROUNDEDUP ENOUGH VOTES.

REPUBLICAN VOTES TO OVERCOME THEGOVERNOR'S VETO.

FOLKS, THAT'S CALLED BEING ASTRAIGHT UP BOSS MOFO.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Larry: RIGHT.

PRETTY BAD.

NOW OF COURSE THERE COULD BE AREFERENDUM PUTTING THE ISSUE TO

A STATE WIDE VOTE.

NOTHING IS OFFICIAL UNTIL THECHILDREN CONSULT HE WHO WALKS

BEHIND THE ROWS.

THANK YOU FOR GETTING THAT.

NOW THE DEATH PENALTY INNEBRASKA IT'S DEAD.

DEAD.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Larry: IT'S DEAD.

IT'S DEAD, Y'ALL.

IT'S DEAD.

DEAD.

NOW HERE IS THE THING.

KEEP IT 100. THE DEATH PENALTYCAN BE DEBATED BY REASONABLE

PEOPLE. I'M ON THE RECORD ASSAYING

I THINK THE BOSTON MARATHONSHOULD BE PUT TO DEATH.

AND I'M WILLING TO CONSIDER ITFOR THE DEFLATEGATE SCANDAL

TOO, I'M FAIR

HOLD ON.

GIVE ME A MINUTE.

HOLD ON.

ESPECIALLY IF IT GIVES THE SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONSHIPS TO THE NON

CHEATING SEAHAWKS.

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

BUT AN UNJUST CORRUPT SYSTEM,REWARDING TOUGH ON

CRIME POLITICIANS ANDPROSECUTORS AT THE EXPENSE OF

MINORITIES AND THE POOR, ONETHAT IS RIPE FOR ABUSE AND

MISTAKES. THAT'S INCREASINGLYHARD TO DEFEND.

OKAY.

SO, NEBRASKA, CONGRATULATIONSYOU NOT CRAY.

WELL DONE.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: FOR SURE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]WELCOME BACK.

I'M HERE WITH MY PANEL.

HER NEW SHOW "WONG STREETJOURNAL" PREMIERES IN SAN

FRANCISCO JUNE 17th.

COMEDIAN ACTRESS KRISTINA WONG.

AND YOU CAN CATCH HIM AT THEATLANTA IMPROVE JUNE 4th-HE

SIXTH COMEDIAN JO KOY.

AND VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN ANDHOST OF "MY DUMB FRIENDS"

DAN ST. GERMAIN. OKAY.

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THECONTROVERSY SWIRLING YESTERDAY

OVER THE MOVIE "ALOHA."

[LAUGHING]>> WELL EMMA STONE WAS CASTED AS

A HALF ASIAN WOMAN.

MAYBE A QUARTER HAWAIIAN ORSOMETHING.

>> A QUARTER CHINESE.

Larry: OKAY.

>> I THINK HAWAIIAN IS ANYTHING.

FILIPINO -- YOU EAT SPAM YOU'REHAWAIIAN.

>> Larry: EXACTLY.

PEOPLE WERE PISSED ABOUT IT. DIDCAMERON CROWE [BLEEP] UP?

>> I THINK THE MOVIE BEING ABOMB IS ALREADY AN I'M SORRY. I

DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU DO.

YOU GO TO AMY TAN'S HOUSE. HOLDA STEREO OVER HIS HEAD

PETER GABRIEL IN THE BACKGROUND.

HOW DOES THAT WORK.

>> Larry: IT'S SO HARD TO GETROLES FOR CERTAIN GROUPS.

ESPECIALLY ASIAN WOMEN TO GETLEADING ROLLS.

>> IT USED TO BE, SUCH A FAILUREAS A MOVIE. WE

WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY TO TAKE A[BEEP] PART.

THAT'S ALL WE GET ANYWAYS.

THE EVOLUTION OF MY ACTINGCAREER HAS BEEN JAPANESE SCHOOL

GIRLS, NAIL SALON LADIES AND IFI'M LUCKY A NEWSCASTER.

I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY.

>> Larry: I LOVE THATNEWSCASTERS ARE THE SAFE ROLE.

>> I'M USUALLY JUST DRIFTER WITHNOTHING TO LOSE.

>> DID HE MESS UP THOUGH?

I'M SURE A BUNCH OF ASIANACTRESSES CAME IN AND THEY

PROBABLY DIDN'T DO GOOD.

EMMA KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK.

>> Larry: OH, EMMA.

>> IF YOU'RE AN ACTOR -- IT'S ADEVIL'S ADVOCATE.

>> Larry: EMMA STONE IS A STAR.

OF COURSE SHE'S GONNA KNOCK ITOUT OF THE PARK

>> I'M JUST SAYING IF SHE GETSTHE PART.

IF THEY GAVE IT TO AN ASIANACTRESS AND SHE DID HORRIBLY.

THEN THE ASIAN COMMUNITY WOULDHAVE SAID YOU SHOULD HAVE CASTED

EMMA STONE.

SHE WOULD HAVE CRUSHED IT FORSURE.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU MR CROWE?

>> IS THAT HOW THEY -->> YES.

I'M BEING VERY RACIST.

>> Larry: YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHATWOULD HAPPEN.

>> IF THEY CASTED AN ASIANWOMAN AND THE MOVIE IS DOING

WHAT IT'S DOING SHE WOULD OFBEEN BLAMED FOR IT. YOU THINK

THE AUDIENCE THINKS IT'S A BIGDEAL?

A LOT OF TIMES THE AUDIENCEWANTS TO SEE PEOPLE WHO LOOK

LIKE THEM AND THEY WANT TO SEEPEOPLE THEY LIKE.

>> I THINK THE ONLY THINGWEIRDER THAN EMMA STONE PLAYING

AN ASIAN IS BRADLEY COOPERPLAYING A STRAIGHT GUY.

>> OH, NO.

>> I HOPE WHEN I HAVE A BIO PICTHAT -- THAT SOME GREAT WHITE

ACTRESS PLAYS ME.

>> Larry: EMMA STONE.

>> EMMA STONE.

>> FOR ME IT'S BRETT BUTLER.

Larry: BRETT BUTLER.

GREAT CHOICE.

>> I WANT JAMES FRANCO TO PLAYMY FATHER.

>> IF LARRY GETS A BIO PIC, I'MPLAYING YOU.

I WILL CRUSH.

[LAUGHING][ APPLAUSE ]

>> Larry: VERY GOOD.

I LIKE THAT.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME BY THE WAY.

Larry: SOMETIMES I THINK WESHOULD HAVE COMIC BOOK NERDS

JUDGE THIS.

THEY GET THE ANGRIEST OVER WHOIS CASTED.

THEY WERE MAD THERE WAS A BLACKACTOR FOR THE TORCH. BUT IF

ANYONE SHOULD BE THE TORCH ITSHOULD BE A BROTHER, RIGHT.

>> HUH-UH.

Larry: IT MAKES SENSE.

I DON'T KNOW WHY THE NERDS CAN'TSEE THAT.

>> YOU CAN'T BE A NERD AND ARACIST.

YOU CAN'T BE LIKE A GUY SAYING ICAN'T BELIEVE A BLACK PERSON IS

PLAYING THE HUMAN TORCH BUT ALSONOT KNOW HOW TO ASSEMBLE A CROSS

TO PUT ON SOMEONE'S LAWN.

>> Larry: NO COMIC BOOK NERDSARE NOT RACIST.

THEY'RE JUST TRUE TO WHATEVERTHE TRUTH IS.

>> BUT HE'S PLAYING FIRE.

YOU CAN BE ANY COLOR IF YOU'REPLAYING FIRE.

>> IT'S NOT WHEN HE'S ON FIREPEOPLE WILL SAY HEY IS HE BLACK?

I'M OUT OF HERE.

>> Larry: YOU EVER HEARD THE

TERM COLORBLIND CASTING.

>> THINK THAT MEANS EVERYONEGETS TO BE WHITE.

EVERYONE HAS A SHOT AT HAVING ANARRATIVE.

EVER GETS A SHOT AT WHAT IT'SLIKE TO BE IN LOVE.

GET MARRIED, DO THINGS THATPEOPLE DO.

WHICH IS USUALLY JUST DEPICTEDBY WHITE PEOPLE

>> Larry: WE'RE GOING TO TAKETHE CULTURE AND JUST --

>> I'M THIRD GENERATIONCHINESE-AMERICAN.

MY MOM WAS BORN IN SAN FRANCISCOAND DOESN'T HAVE AN ACCENT.

SHOCKER.

I KNOW.

THAT MEANS THERE GO HALF THEJOKES I'M SUPPOSE TO TELL.

>> I DEAL WITH RACISM IN MYFAMILY.

I'M HALF WHITE, HALF ASIAN.

WHICH MEANS MY DAD WAS IN THEMILITARY.

A LOT OF SOLDIERS FIGHT FOR THISCOUNTRY.

MY DAD WENT DATING.

I'M HIS PURPLE HEART.

NO, I'M SERIOUS.

WHEN I WAS GROWING UP HE WOULDSAY STUFF TO ME.

HE'S MY WHITE DAD.

HE WOULD SAY YOU KNOW I MARRIEDYOUR MOM. I ASKED WHY. HE SAID

BECAUSE I LOVE CHINESE FOOD.

WAIT, SHE SAYS SHE'S PHILIPPINEHE SAYS, WHATEVER RICE IS RICE.

>> I MEAN WE HAVE TO DEAL WITHIT I HAVE DEALT WITH THAT

GROWING UP.

I WAS HALF WHITE, HALF ASIAN INTHE 80s.

YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT BACK IN THEDAY.

LIKE THESE KIDS TODAY EVERYONESEES BROWN.

LIKE SEEING THE JABAWAKISPERFORM AND I WENT WITH MY SON

AND I'M LIKE YO, THESE BLACKGUYSCAN DANCE.

THEY TOOK THE MASKS OFF I'M LIKETHEY'RE VIETNAMESE.

>> THAT'S THE WORST END OF AN M.NIGHT SHAMALAN MOVIE

>> THEN I TURNED ASIAN.

WOW, THEY CAN DANCE, YOU'REAMAZING.

>> Larry: THOUGH IT'S RACIST,IT'LL NEVER NOT BE ENTERTAINING.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.