In this episode, scientists say humans inherited empathy from the apes. Once again, I'm living proof that evolution does not exist. And I'll tell you which countries are threatening America. I smell a 192-part series. Then, author Jabari Asim is here to talk about the "N" word, which I assume stands for Nancy Pelosi. This one's for the old blue, white and red -- not necessarily in that order. This is The Colbert Report.