In this episode, the cost of living keeps going up, although death is surprisingly affordable. Then I try to find Barack Obama a new church -- hopefully one where they make you take a vow of not running for president. And my guest Dan Esty says environmental awareness is good for business. He must be talking about wind power because that idea blows. Hey, In Touch magazine, if Brangelina turns you down, I got a pair of twins you can photograph: my balls. This is The Colbert Report.