In this episode, Roger Clemens testifies before Congress about whether he uses human growth hormone; then, he crushes Congress with his bare hands. Then, the people who are destroying America will feel my wrath. Unfortunately, my wrath is very comfy. And my guest, Leonard Nimoy, has a new book of nude photography, but I swear, I'm only interviewing him for the articles. Hey Cupid -- put on some damn pants. No one wants to see baby bits. This is The Colbert Report.