CC Presents: The Sklar Brothers

  • 07/08/2001

RANDY>> ALL RIGHT.

JASON>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WE ARE PSYCHED THAT YOU GUYS ARE

IN A GOOD MOOD.

'CAUSE THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT

SET OF COMEDY FOR RANDY AND

MYSELF.

RANDY>> THERE'S SOME INDUSTRY

PEOPLE HERE TO SEE US PERFORM.

JASON>> WE DON'T WANT TO LET

THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG.

RANDY>> TONIGHT IS AN AUDITION.

JASON>> IT IS.

IT IS.

TONIGHT, RANDY AND I,

IN ADDITION TO DOING THIS

SPECIAL, WE ARE AUDITIONING

FOR THE HBO YOUNG, JEWISH,

IDENTICAL TWIN, COMEDIAN

SPECIAL.

RANDY>> EXACTLY.

JASON>> NOW...

(LAUGHTER)

AND THIS YEAR THEY'RE ONLY

TAKING HOW MANY?

RANDY>> THIRTEEN.

JASON>> THIRTEEN SETS OF JEW

TWINS.

SO, FINGERS CROSSED...

RANDY>> YEAH.

SO, WE'RE TWENTY-NINE YEARS OLD.

AND WE WISH WE WERE YOUNGER.

WE'RE 29 YEARS OLD AND LOOK AT

US.

WE'RE DRESSED LIKE WE'RE FOUR.

JASON>> WRISTBANDS.

THANK YOU.

WRISTBANDS.

RANDY>> ERGO WRISTBANDS.

TWENTY-NINE YEARS OLD AND

WE STILL LIVE TOGETHER.

IS THAT WEIRD?

JASON>> IS THAT WEIRD?

WE'VE STILL GOT THE BUNK BEDS.

(LAUGHTER)

RANDY>> IN THE SHAPE OF

RACECARS.

JASON>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S

WEIRD.

THAT'S "SILVER SPOONSY" YEAH.

ISN'T IS A LITTLE "SILVER

SPOONSY"?

RANDY>> YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.

JASON>> SO... SO WE, AH...

WE KIND OF LEAD THIS COLLEGIATE

LIFESTYLE.

WE WATCH A LOT OF TELEVISION,

BUT WE'RE CUTTING BACK.

RANDY>> 19 HOURS A DAY.

JASON>> CUTTING BACK TO 19.

AND WE FEEL LIKE WE'RE EXPERTS

ON T.V., AND WE HAVE A NEW

FAVORITE LATE NIGHT TELEVISION

COMMERCIAL.

RANDY>> IT'S A COMMERCIAL

FOR THE "GIRLS GONE WILD" VIDEO.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

SOME OF YOU KNOW IT.

JASON>> BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU

WHO DON'T...

RANDY>> HERE IS THE HOOK.

JASON>> HERE'S THE SELLING POINT

TO THE VIDEO.

RANDY>> IT'S NORMAL GIRLS.

JASON>> NOT STRIPPERS AND

HOOKERS.

(LAUGHTER)

RANDY>> IT'S NORMAL GIRLS LIKE

YOU AND ME.

JASON>> LIKE US.

RANDY & JASON>> NORMAL GIRLS.

RANDY>> GONE WILD.

AND THEIR DEFINITION OF GOING

WILD IS THESE GIRLS LIKE,

LIFTING UP THEIR SHIRTS AND

GETTING NAKED IN PUBLIC PLACES.

(CHEERING FROM AUDIENCE)

STOP.

THAT'S GOING WILD.

JASON>> NOW, APPARENTLY

THE MAKERS OF THIS VIDEO ARE

THINKING: YOU KNOW WHAT THE

AMERICAN PUBLIC IS SAYING?

THEY'RE SAYING, HEY, WE'VE SEEN

ENOUGH OF ALL THESE HOT

STRIPPERS AND HOOKERS GETTING

NAKED.

WE'D LIKE TO SEE SOME MILDLY

UNATTRACTIVE WOMEN GETTING

NAKED.

(LAUGHTER)

SO, THE BEST PART OF THE

COMMERCIAL, THOUGH, THIS IS OUR

FAVORITE, ARE THE ANNOUNCERS.

BECAUSE IT'S JUST GIRLS LIFTING

UP THEIR SHIRTS.

IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

BUT THE ANNOUNCERS MAKE SUCH A

HUGE DEAL OUT OF THIS

METAMORPHOSIS, THIS

TRANSFORMATION, FROM NORMAL GIRL

TO WILD GIRL THAT THE ANNOUNCERS

ARE ACTUALLY THE ONLY ONES WHO

ARE GOING WILD ON THE VIDEO.

RANDY>> EXACTLY.

THEY'RE HILARIOUS.

THEY'RE LIKE:

ANNOUNCER VOICE>> SINCE THE DAWN

OF TIME, IF WE'VE LEARNED

ANYTHING, IT'S THAT NORMAL GIRLS

HAVE A CAPABILITY OF GOING WILD.

JASON>> WELL NOW...

NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

CAPTURED ON VIDEOTAPE,

WE'VE GOT NORMAL GIRLS.

RANDY>> NOT STRIPPERS.

JASON>> NORMAL GIRLS.

RANDY>> NOT PROSTITUTES.

JASON>> NORMAL GIRLS...

RANDY>> GONE WILD.

JASON>> LIKE THIS GIRL...

RANDY>> SHE'S A SENIOR AT TEXAS

CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY.

JASON>> NORMAL!

RANDY>> SHE'S A PHILOSOPHY

MAJOR.

JASON>> NORMAL!

RANDY>> SHE SHOPS FOR ARTWORK

AT BED BATH AND BEYOND...

JASON>> NORMAL!

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

RANDY>> BUT WATCH WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN THIS SO-CALLED NORMAL GIRL

GOES DOWN TO MARDI GRAS...

JASON>> OH, MY GOD!

SHE'S TAKING OFF HER SHIRT!

SHE'S GONE WILD!

RANDY>> GIRLS GONE WILD.

JASON>> WILD!

RANDY>> WILD!

IT'S NOT JUST THE VACATION GIRLS

GOING WILD.

OH, NO, THE WORKING WOMAN HAS

GOTTEN INTO THE ACT, TOO.

CHECK OUT WHAT OUR VIDEO CAMERAS

CAUGHT IN THIS CORPUS CHRISTIE

COURTROOM.

JASON>> YOUR HONOR, I OBJECT.

MY CLIENT WAS NOWHERE NEAR

THE SCENE OF THE CRIME,

AND WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT.

NOW, I KNOW, YOU ARE THE ONLY

FEMALE JUDGE IN THE STATE OF

TEXAS, BUT I MOVE FOR A

MISTRIAL.

RANDY>> COUNSELOR I THINK YOUR

ARGUMENT IS BOTH CLEAR AND

CONCISE, BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE

TO SAY... OBJECTION OVERRULED!

JASON>> OH, MY GOD!

RANDY>> SHE'S GUILTY, ALL RIGHT.

RANDY & JASON>> GUILTY OF GOING

WILD.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

SO WE DON'T LIVE IN NEW YORK

ANYMORE.

WE MOVED INTO OUR NEW APARTMENT.

THE VERY FIRST DAY.

FIRST TIME.

WE WERE JUST PLUGGING STUFF IN,

WE WERE PLUGGING OUR NEW PHONE

IN THE WALL FOR THE FIRST TIME.

JASON>> TRUE STORY.

RANDY>> NOT FIVE MINUTES AFTER

WE PLUGGED IT IN.

JASON>> DUDE, I THINK IT WAS

EVEN LIKE FOUR MINUTES.

RANDY>> FOUR MINUTES AFTER

WE PLUGGED IT IN, WE GOT A CALL

FROM A TELEMARKETER.

JASON>> HOW THE HELL DID THEY

GET OUR NUMBER IN FOUR MINUTES?

RANDY>> WHAT HAPPENED TO THE

GOOD OLD DAYS OF TELEMARKETING?

JASON>> THAT'S ALL WE'RE ASKING,

GOOD PEOPLE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLDEN DAYS

OF TELEMARKETING?

WHEN IT WAS SIMPLER?

RANDY>> THE MID 90s.

JASON>> WHEN YOU KNEW IT WAS

A TELEMARKETER FROM THE SECOND

YOU PICKED UP THE PHONE?

RANDY>> MID 90s.

YOU KNEW IT WAS A TELEMARKETER

BECAUSE THERE WAS ALWAYS LIKE

THAT EIGHT-SECOND DELAY.

IT'D BE LIKE, BRRRING!

HELLO?

HELLO?

HELLO?

JASON>> HELLO, THIS IS HECTOR

FROM TELSTAR LONG DISTANCE.

MR. SKYLERSTE SIR.

RANDY>> ACTUALLY,

IT'S PRONOUNCED SKLAR.

JASON>> MR. SKAKLAR, HOW WOULD

YOU LIKE TO BUY...

RANDY>> OKAY, YOU KNOW, I'M

ACTUALLY ON THE OTHER LINE LONG

DISTANCE...

JASON>> WELL, THAT'S GREAT,

'CAUSE TELSTAR'S NEW LONG

DISTANCE PROGRAM...

RANDY>> YOU KNOW, I'M ALSO ON A

BUSINESS MEETING.

JASON>> FANTASTIC.

TELSTAR'S NEW BUSINESS TO

BUSINESS PROGRAM...

RANDY>> HEY, HEY.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST (BLEEP) OFF

AND DIE?

JASON>> I CAN DO THAT.

'CAUSE TELSTAR'S NEW (BLEEP) OFF

AND DIE PROGRAM IS PERFECT FOR

ELDERLY FAMILY MEMBERS LIVING

OVER SEAS.

ALL RIGHT.

SO...

IN THE NEW MILLENNIUM THE

TELEMARKETERS HAVE GOTTEN

SNEAKIER.

RANDY>> THEY'RE TRICKIER.

JASON>> THANKS FOR BACKING ME

UP.

RANDY>> YOU'RE WELCOME.

JASON>> ALL RIGHT.

AND THEY'RE TRICKY THESE DAYS.

TELEMARKETERS NOWADAYS WILL TRY

AND TRICK YOU AND KEEP YOU ON

THE PHONE LONGER AND THEY THINK

THAT'S HOW YOU'LL BUY THEIR

STUFF.

RANDY>> TODAY YOU GET A PHONE

CALL LIKE THIS.

BBBRRRINNG.

HELLO?

JASON>> DUDE, WHAT'S UP?

DUDE YOU WERE SO DRUNK LAST

NIGHT.

WHAT HAPPENED, DOG?

RANDY>> I DON'T KNOW.

I SHOULD HAVE NEVER SWITCHED

FROM BEER TO TEQUILA.

WHO IS THIS?

JASON>> YA, DUDE.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,

MAN.

LIFE'S ABOUT SWITCHING, DUDE,

SERIOUSLY.

RANDY>> WAIT A MINUTE.

JASON>> YEAH, I MEAN ONE MINUTE,

YOU SWITCH FROM BEER TO TEQUILA

AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU SWITCH

FROM AMERICAN WIRELESS TO

TELSTAR.

RANDY>> WHOA, WHOA.

WHO IS THIS?

JASON>> DUDE.

IT'S HECTOR FROM TELSTAR LONG

DISTANCE, BITCH.

RANDY>> WHOA!

JASON>> WHO LET THE DOGS IN,

BITCH?

RANDY>> WHOA.

COME ON, STOP IT.

STOP IT!

THIS CAN'T BE A COURTESY CALL.

STOP IT.

YOU HANG UP THE PHONE, RIGHT?

THEN AND AN HOUR AND A HALF

LATER YOU GET A PHONE CALL

AND THE VOICE ON THE OTHER LINE

IS THE MOST SENSUAL, MOST

SEXUAL, FEMALE VOICE YOU'VE EVER

HEARD.

IT'S LIKE, BBBRRRIIING.

HELLO?

JASON>> HI, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING

RIGHT NOW?

RANDY>> A T-SHIRT AND JEANS.

JASON>> OKAY, I WANT YOU TO TAKE

THEM OFF AND START RUBBING

YOURSELF ALL OVER.

RANDY>> OKAY.

JASON>> DOES THAT MAKE YOU HOT?

RANDY>> YES.

I'M RUBBING MYSELF ALL OVER.

JASON>> ARE YOU HORNY?

DO YOU WANT IT?

DO YOU WANT ME?

RANDY>> OH GOD, YES, I WANT IT.

I WANT YOU.

JASON>> NOW?

NOW?

RANDY>> YES.

JASON>> NOW I WANT YOU TO START

SPANKING YOURSELF.

JUST SPANK IT, OH YEAH,

SPANK IT, OH YEAH, SPANK IT,

OH YEAH, SPANK IT.

LICK IT, LICK IT, SPANK IT,

SPANK IT.

I'M A DIRTY BOY, I'M A NAUGHTY

BOY, I'M A NASTY BOY.

NOW, I'D LIKE YOU TO CONSIDER

SWITCHING FROM AMERICAN WIRELESS

TO TELSTAR.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

RANDY>> HECTOR?

JASON>> WHAT?

RANDY>> OKAY.

JESUS CHRIST, DUDE,

THAT'S SNEAKY.

♪ (MUSIC PL

ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI.

THAT'S WHERE WE WERE BORN

AND RAISED.

(CATCALLS FROM AUDIENCE)

JASON>> OKAY.

THAT'S WHY WE LEFT.

(LAUGHTER)

RANDY>> WE LOVE ST. LOUIS.

OUR PARENTS STILL LIVE IN

ST. LOUIS.

WE LOVE OUR FOLKS.

JASON>> WE HAVE A GREAT

RELATIONSHIP WITH OUR PARENTS.

OUR PARENTS HAVE THE BEST NAMES

IN THE HISTORY OF PARENTAL

NAMES.

RANDY>> WE LOVE 'EM.

DICK AND ANNETTE SKLAR.

WHICH OF COURSE BRINGS TO THE

SURFACE OUR OLD FAVORITE JOKE.

HOW DO YOU CATCH A DICK WITH A

NET...

RANDY & JASON>> THANK YOU VERY

MUCH.

THAT'S OUR SPECIAL!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

OUR FOLKS ARE GREAT,

THEY'RE ACTUALLY IN NEW YORK--

THEY'RE HILARIOUS.

JASON>> OUR FATHER, UH, HE HAS

REALLY HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE...

WHICH CAN CAUSE HIM TO FREAK OUT

AT THE DROP OF A HAT...

RANDY>> WHICH IS HILARIOUS.

AND WHENEVER HE FREAKS OUT,

HE ALWAYS PROJECTS WHATEVER

FEARS ONTO OUR MOTHER AND TREATS

HER LIKE SHE'S AN INVALID.

JASON>> YEAH, AND OUR MOM IS

LIKE AN ABLE BODIED FIFTY YEAR

OLD WOMAN.

RANDY>> SHE CAN DO STUFF, RIGHT?

JASON>> RIGHT.

RANDY>> BUT, DAD FORGETS THAT

WHEN HE'S FREAKING,

AND SOMETIMES THE SIMPLEST OF

TASKS...

JASON>> LIKE GETTING IN AND OUT

OF A TAXICAB.

IT LITERALLY BECOMES LIKE A

DEFCON ONE SITUATION FOR OUR

FATHER.

RANDY>> EVERY TIME--

WE PULL TO THE DESTINATION,

DAD'S IN THE FRONT,

WE'RE IN THE BACK WITH OUR MOM.

THE SECOND WE PULL UP, DAD WHIPS

AROUND AND STARTS YELLING

AT THE TWO OF US.

IT'S LIKE: HELP YOUR MOTHER

GET TO THE CURB.

HELP YOUR MOTHER GET TO THE CURB

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST.

JASON>> DUCK HER TO THE SIDE...

(TALKING OVER EACH OTHER)

(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

RANDY & JASON>> AND GET A

RECEIPT, ASSHOLE!

RANDY>> A: HOW DID HE MAKE

A BUSINESS TRIP OUT OF IT?

JASON>> AND DID HE JUST CALL US

AN (BLEEP)?

IT'S SO FUNNY, WE'VE ACTUALLY

PERFORMED THAT BIT FOR OUR

PARENTS, AND THEY LOVE IT 'CAUSE

IT'S TRUE.

BUT OUR MOM ALWAYS HAS THE SAME

COMMENT EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE

HEARS IT: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO

CURSE?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SWEAR TO BE

FUNNY, BOYS.

NO YOU DO NOT.

RANDY>> EDDIE MURPHY NEVER SWORE

AND HE WAS VERY FUNNY.

(LAUGHTER)

IT'S FUNNY, NO MATTER WHERE YOU

GO IN THIS COUNTRY, ST. LOUIS,

NEW YORK, L.A., LOCAL TELEVISION

NEWS IS RIDICULOUS.

JASON>> IT'S ABSURD EVERYWHERE

YOU GO.

RANDY>> THEY GET WAY TOO EXCITED

WHEN THEY GET THAT NEW PIECE OF

TECHNOLOGY LIKE THE DOPLAR

RADAR.

JASON>> THEY'RE LIKE, YEAH.

WHY RAISE THE ROOF ON THAT.

RANDY>> THE BIGGEST THING NOW

FOR EVERY LOCAL TELEVISION

NEWS STATION IS THEIR TRAFFIC

HELICOPTER.

THE EYE IN THE SKY.

THE SKYCAM.

THE BEST ONE WE EVER SAW WAS

RIGHT HERE IN NEW YORK CITY,

NEWS CHANNEL 4s, CHOPPER 4.

THEY HAD A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR

AD CAMPAIGN JUST TO SUPPORT

CHOPPER FOUR.

JASON>> YEAH, COMMERCIALS,

NOT FOR THE NEWS,

JUST FOR THE TRAFFIC HELICOPTER,

AND THEN LIKE A YEAR AGO

CHOPPER 4 WENT DOWN IN THE

HUDSON RIVER.

OKAY?

RANDY>> AND THEY STILL RAN THE

COMMERCIALS.

JASON>> THEY STILL RAN IT.

AND IT WAS LIKE A LONG

COMMERCIALS, TOO.

AFTER THE FIRST MINUTE WHAT ELSE

CAN YOU SAY ABOUT IT--

IT'S JUST A HELICOPTER.

AND IT WAS SO FUNNY,

IF YOU WATCHED THE COMMERCIAL

CLOSELY YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN THAT

AFTER THE FIRST MINUTE THEY

ACTUALLY DID RUN OUT OF THINGS

TO SAY.

BUT, THEY KEPT GOING.

SO, LIKE FOR THE LAST MINUTE,

ALL THEY DID WAS TRY TO MAKE

STANDARD HELICOPTER FEATURES

SOUND LIKE TECHNOLOGICAL

BREAKTHROUGHS.

RANDY>> THEY WERE LIKE: CHOPPER

4...

JASON>> WITH AIRBORNE

CAPABILITIES.

RANDY>> CHOPPER 4.

JASON>> WITH A

SELF-PROPELLING...

PROPELLER.

(LAUGHTER)

RANDY>> CHOPPER 4...

JASON>> WITH SEATS.

(LAUGHTER)

RANDY>> SEATS?

WHAT?

COME ON.

JASON>> I MEAN, IF YOU'RE GOING

TO GO ON FOR TWO MINUTES ABOUT A

HELICOPTER, THIS THING BETTER BE

BLUE THUNDER, OKAY.

WE WANT TO HEAR THIS PHRASE

IN THE PROMO.

RANDY>> CHOPPER 4 WE OPEN FIRED

ON CHANNEL 7s PUSSY NEWS VAN.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

(WHISTLES AND CHEERS)

AND CHOPPER 4 WAS THE FIRST ON

THE SCENE TO BRING YOU THE

BLOODY PHOTOS CHOPPER 4.

JASON>> CHOPPER 4.

CHOPPER 4 WENT DOWN MYSTERIOUSLY

IN THE HUDSON RIVER AND CHOPPER

4 WAS THE FIRST ON THE SCENE.

COINCIDENCE?

RANDY>> OR CHOPPER 4.

(APPLAUSE)

THE WAY WE SEE IT, WE'RE TWICE

AS GOOD AS CHOPPER 2.

JASON>> CHOPPER 4.

RANDY>> CHANNEL 7, MAY HAVE A

VAN, BUT CAN THAT BITCH FLY?

JASON>> CAN IT?

RANDY & JASON>> CH- CH- CH-

CHOPPER 4.

RANDY>> SOON THE ENTIRE NEWS

BROADCAST WILL BE BROUGHT TO YOU

FROM DIRECTLY INSIDE OF CHOPPER

4.

NEWS...

JASON>> CHOPPER 4.

RANDY>> SPORTS.

WEATHER.

TRAFFIC.

JASON>> TRAFFIC, WEIRDLY ENOUGH,

WILL STILL BE DONE FROM THE

STUDIO.

RANDY>> BUT FOR

EVERYTHING ELSE--

IT'S CHOPPER 4.

WHO'S YOUR NEWS SOURCE?

JASON>> CHOPPER 4.

RANDY>> WHO'S YOUR EYE

IN THE SKY?

JASON>> CHOPPER 4.

RANDY>> WHO SHOT TUPAC SHAKUR?

JASON>> CHOPPER 4.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

RANDY>> WHO CAN TURN THE WORLD

ON WITH A SMILE?

JASON>> MARY TYLER MOORE.

RANDY>> BUT WHO'S OUR NEWS

SOURCE?

JASON>> CHOPPER 4.

RANDY>> SCREW YOU.

JASON>> CHOPPER FOUR.

RANDY>> AND YOUR SISTER.

JASON>> CHA-DA-DA-DA-DA

RANDY & JASON>> PARA TODO SUS

NOTICIAS EL CHOPPER QUATRO.

(APPLAUSE)

♪ (MUSIC PLAYS)

FREE TIME.

(LAUGHTER)

RANDY>> YUP.

UM, WE'RE TRYING TO STAY HIP.

TRYING TO STAY YOUNG.

JASON>> TRYING TO FIND

THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.

RANDY>> ON THING WE FEEL LIKE

IS THAT HIP-HOP MUSIC HAS TAKEN

OVER AND DOMINATED THE ENTIRE

POP CULTURE.

AND ONE WAY TO STAY YOUNG IS TO

LISTEN TO HIP HOP ON THE RADIO.

JASON>> WE LOVE THE RAP MUSIC.

RANDY>> LOVE LISTENING TO HOT 97

WHEN WERE IN NEW YORK CITY.

WE LOVE THE HOT 97.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

JASON>> WHY NOT.

RANDY>> LOVE HOT 97, BUT,

KIND OF HAVE A PROBLEM.

EVERY TIME WE GO TO THE HOT 97

TO SEE WHAT'S HIP, WHAT'S

HAPPENING, WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT

NOW, WE'RE REMINDED HOW OLD

AND WHITE WE ARE.

HERE'S OUR PROBLEM.

WE HAVE A HARD TIME TRYING

TO TELL WHAT IS A NEW SONG ON

HOT 97--

JASON>> VERSUS WHAT IS A

COMMERCIAL ON HOT 97.

RANDY>> IT ALL SOUNDS THE SAME

TO THESE OLD WHITE EARS.

BECAUSE WE'LL BE LISTENING TO

HOT 97, AND THEY'RE LAYING SOME

FAT ASS BEAT AND LIKE.

WE'RE LIKE: WHAT IS THAT?

IS THAT THE NEW VANILLA ICE,

IS THAT THE NEW COLOR ME BAD?

AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HERE

COME LYRICS OUT OF NOWHERE.

I PUT MY GAT IN YOUR MOUTH AND I

FILL IT FULL OF LEAD

I'VE GOT CRAZY SUCKERS TRYING

TO MESS WITH MY HEAD

I BANG TEN BITCHES AND THEN

I BANG ELEVEN.

RANDY & JASON>> 'CAUSE IT'S AN

ALL REQUEST WEEKEND ON HOT 97.

(LAUGHING AND CHEERING)

RANDY>> OKAY, WAS THAT A SONG

RIGHT THERE?

RANDY>> SO, WE'D LIKE TO TALK

ABOUT AN ISSUE THAT'S VERY

IMPORTANT TO THE TWO OF US,

BUT WE FEEL THAT IT DOESN'T GET

A LOT OF COVERAGE.

WE'RE GLAD YOU GUYS ARE HERE

AND THAT PEOPLE ARE SEEING THIS.

HERE IS THE ISSUE.

IT SEEMS THAT GAY MEN THROUGHOUT

THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY HAVE

MADE A COMMON PRACTICE OF

HONORING THEIR FAVORITE FEMALE

MUSICAL ARTIST THROUGH THE ART

OF IMPERSONATION.

AND THEY CALL THIS CABARET.

JASON>> HERE'S THE PROBLEM.

WHEN GAY MEN DO THIS, IT'S COOL.

IT'S FINE.

IT'S ACCEPTED.

BUT, WHEN STRAIGHT MEN LIKE

RANDY AND MYSELF TRY TO DO THE

SAME THING.

IT'S JUST GAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

RANDY>> WELL, TONIGHT,

WITH YOUR ENERGY, AND OUR ENERGY

AND WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL A

SYNERGY OF OUR ENERGIES,

JASON>> GOOD WORD.

RANDY>> WE WOULD LIKE TO INSPIRE

STRAIGHT MEN EVERYWHERE

TO "COME OUT" AND HONOR THEIR

OWN MUSICAL HEROES THROUGH THEIR

OWN FORM OF CABARET.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER ON

TELEVISION FOR THE FIRST TIME

EVER ON A STAGE, WE OFFER FOR

YOU THE FIRST EVER STRAIGHT MEN

CABARET.

JASON>> CAN WE QUE THE MUSIC

IN THE BACK, PLEASE?

♪ (MUSIC PLAYING)

ALL RIGHT, WE'VE CHOSEN...

WE'VE CHOSEN R.E.O. SPEEDWAGON'S

"ROLL WITH THE CHANGES".

R.E.O. SPEEDWAGON A MOUTHPIECE

FOR STRAIGHT MEN EVERYWHERE.

THAT'S RIGHT I'M WEARING A

DOUBLE BANDANA,

VERY CHARLES IN CHARGE.

VERY SCOTT BAIO.

RANDY>> REMEMBER THE TUCK AND

ROLL FROM 1982.

WHO DIDN'T DO THE TUCK AND ROLL

FROM '82?

(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

IF WE ONLY HAD SOME SAFETY PINS

WE'D PEG THAT SUCKER RIGHT

THERE.

THE SLEEVELESS SHIRT COMES BACK

FROM NEW JERSEY.

LOOK AT THAT SHOULDER HAIR.

ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO EVERYBODY.

♪ (R.E.O. SPEEDWAGONs

♪ "KEEP ON GOING" PLAYING)

(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

♪ KEEP ON ROLLIN',

♪ KEEP ON ROLLIN'...

♪ OOOHHH

♪ KEEP ON ROLLIN',

♪ KEEP ON ROLLIN'...

♪ OHHHH, OHHHH,

♪ AHHHHH!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

JASON>> LADIES, WE'LL BE AT THE

BAR NEXT DOOR IF YOU NEED US.

RANDY>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WE'RE THE SKLAR BROTHERS.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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