July 21, 2015 - Ashley Madison Hack & Confederate Flag Rally

  • 07/21/2015

Virulent racists rally around the Confederate flag in South Carolina, and Larry examines the Ashley Madison adultery website with Judd Apatow, 50 Cent and Rachel Feinstein.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELCOME TO "THE NIGHTLY SHOW."

MAN!

(AUDIENCE CHANTING "LARRY")I APPRECIATE IT.

NORMALLY THAT CHANT GOES ON FORTEN MINUTES SO I APPRECIATE IT.

(LAUGHTER)THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I'M LARRY WILMORE.

WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOUTONIGHT.

COMEDIAN AND COMEDY FILM-MAKINGLEGEND JUDD APATOW IS JOINING ME

ON THE PANEL.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ALSO ALONG WITH

RAPPER/ACTOR 50 CENT.

50 CENT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)OH.

BUT BEFORE WE GET INTO OUR TOPSTORY, I'VE GOT TO TALK ABOUT A

VERY SERIOUS COMPUTER HACK THATWILL PUT MILLIONS OF AMERICANS

AT RISK.

AS YOU GUYS KNOW, THE STATEDEPARTMENT AND EVEN PRESIDENT

OBAMA'S EMAIL ACCOUNT HAVE BEENHACKED RECENTLY.

BUT THE LATEST ONE FINALLY HASPEOPLE PAYING ATTENTION.

>> MILLIONS OF CHEATING HUSBANDSAND WIVES SHOULD BE EDGE RIGHT

-- ON EDGE RIGHT NOW.

THEIR NAMES AND OTHER SENSITIVEINFORMATION COULD SOON BE

EXPOSED.

HACKERS HAVE ATTACKED THE DATINGWEBSITE ASHLEY MADISON.

>> ASHLEY MADISON MARKETS ITSELFTO MARRIED PEOPLE WITH THE

SLOGAN "LIFE IS SHORT, HAVE ANAFFAIR."

[ AUDIENCE OOHs ]>> Larry: WELL, I GUESS THAT

BEATS THE COMPANY'S EARLIERSLOGANS, SUCH AS --

"INJECT SOME HERPES INTO YOURMARRIAGE."

(LAUGHTER)NOT BAD, HUH?

AND "YOU DESERVE TO GET WHAT YOUWANT ALL THE TIME.

FORGET YOUR DUMB WIFE."

(LAUGHTER)SOME PEOPLE FROM WEST VIRGINIA

FOUND THAT A LITTLE OFFENSIVE(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

DAMN!

OKAY SO -- THE AUDIENCE AT HOMEIS GOING, WHAT?

SO IT'S A FORUM TO MEET PEOPLEWHO WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU.

YOU.

I GET WHY MEN WOULD LIKE THAT.

BUT WOMEN ALREADY HAVE SUCH AFORUM.

IT'S CALLED "ANY PLACE EVER."WOMEN DON'T NEED THIS

(LAUGHTER)YOU KNOW GUYS REALLY WANT TO DO

THIS.

BUT REALLY, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

IT'S A WEBSITE FOR CHEATERS.

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS OFMARRIAGE, IF YOU WILL.

RIGHT?

(LAUGHTER)[ AUDIENCE OOHs ]

WHAT DID I DO?

WHAT DID I DO?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ALL I'M SAYING, GUYS,

IT'S JUST A FRINGE WEBSITE,RIGHT?

>> HACKERS ARE THREATENING TOMAKE PUBLIC SOME EMBARRASSING,

VERY PERSONAL DETAILS FOR MORETHAN 37 MILLION CHEATING SPOUSES

STOLEN FROM THE DATING WEBSITEASHLEY MADISON.

>> Larry: [ BLEEP ] 37 MILLIONPEOPLE?

(LAUGHTER)OH, MY GOD.

THAT'S ENORMOUS!

>> THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

(LAUGHTER).

>> Larry: OH, THANKS, JEB.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)VERY GOOD TIMING.

WE ACTUALLY DID SOME RESEARCH ONTHIS, AND OUR RESEARCH TEAM CAME

UP WITH AN ACTUAL NUMBER.

CRACK RESEARCH TEAM, WHAT ITTHAT BREAK DOWN TO?

>> ONE IN NINE!

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

OUR CRACK RESEARCH TEAM, TIM,EVERYONE.

(LAUGHTER)THAT MEANS CLOSE TO ONE IN NINE

MARRIED PEOPLE IN AMERICA AREACTIVELY TRYING TO HAVE AN

AFFAIR ON JUST THIS ONE SITE.

STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, THAT'SLIKE TWO DUGGARS.

(LAUGHTER)[ AUDIENCE OOHs ]

OH.

SO JUST WHAT IS ALL STAKE IN-- AT STAKE IN THIS HACK?

>> HACKERS THREATEN TO REVEALCUSTOMERS' SEXUAL FANTASIES AND

FINANCIAL INFORMATION IF THEWEBSITE IS NOT SHUT DOWN.

>> Larry: OH, WOW.

THEY MIGHT RELEASE SECRET SEXUALFANTASIES OF MARRIED PEOPLE?

(LAUGHTER)THAT SOUNDS SCANDALOUS!

(LAUGHTER)WHAT COULD THOSE FANTASIES BE?

"HOPEFULLY TONIGHT."

(LAUGHTER)"NOT MISSIONARY."

(LAUGHTER)"NOBODY CRIES."

(LAUGHTER)OR THE MOST RACY MARRIED FANTASY

EVER -- "UNSCHEDULED."

(LAUGHTER)(CHEERS)

WOO!

YEAH!

(CHEERS)GOT AN OLDER CROWD HERE.

(LAUGHTER)AN EXPERIENCED CROWD.

ALL RIGHT.

HERE TO TALK TO US MORE ABOUTTHIS HACK IS ANONYMOUS ASHLEY

MADISON USER MR. "X."

SO, MR. "X," HOW DO YOU FEELABOUT THIS?

(LAUGHTER)>> IT'S A DISASTER, LARRY.

ALL MY INFORMATION HAS BEENEXPOSED.

-OF-I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS.

I SIGNED UP FOR CHEATING, NOTGETTING CAUGHT.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: WELL, DIDN'T YOU ALSO

SIGN UP TO BE MARRIED?

I MEAN, THAT'S A CONTRACT.

(LAUGHTER)>> I DON'T REMEMBER.

I WAS DRUNK WHEN I GOT MARRIED.

(LAUGHTER)LOOK, THE ONLY CONTRACT I'M

CONCERNED ABOUT RIGHT NOW IS THEASHLEY MADISON TERMS OF SERVICE.

THEY SAID THEY WOULD SCRUB MYINFO FOR $19.99.

THEY LIED, LARRY.

THIS IS ABOUT BETRAYAL BETWEENME AND THE INTERNET.

(LAUGHTER).

>> Larry: YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SOODD THERE.

(LAUGHTER)SO REALLY?

THAT'S HOW YOU SEE IT?

>> ME AND ASHLEY?

WE HAD A COVENANT.

(LAUGHTER)WE HAD A BOND.

NOW THAT'S BROKEN.

I WISH MY MARRIAGE WASN'T SOBAD.

I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THIS WITHMY WIFE.

(LAUGHTER)THANKS FOR LISTENING.

>> Larry: HEY, SORRY.

IT'S NO PROBLEM.

I'M SORRY YOUR MARRIAGE IS BADTOO.

BUT IF YOU'RE THAT UNHAPPY, WHYDON'T YOU JUST GET A DIVORCE?

>> ARE YOU KIDDING?

DO YOU KNOW HOW HUMILIATING THATWOULD BE?

(LAUGHTER)I'D HAVE TO LIVE MY WHOLE LIFE

WITH THIS FAKE MUSTACHE ANDVOICE.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: OKAY, WELL, THANKS A

LOT.

MR. "X," EVERYONE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT WAS.

COMPLETELY ANONYMOUS.

MOVING ON TO OUR TOP STORY AND ASEGMENT CALLED "I CAN'T BELIEVE

THIS [ BLEEP ] IS STILL GOINGON!"

(LAUGHTER)THIS PAST WEEKEND IN

SOUTH CAROLINA, RACIAL TENSIONSGOT SO HIGH, THEY MADE THE

RECENT IRAN NUKE TALKS LOOK LIKEA SUPER CHILL.

CORONA AD.

(LAUGHTER)HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.

THAT'S NOT PHOTOSHOPED YOU GUYS.

THIS IS ALL TRUE.

THERE WAS RALLY ON THE STATEHOUSE STEPS ABOUT THE

CONFEDERATE FLAG, AND GUESS WHOWAS INVITED?

>> ON THE NORTH STEPS, A SMALLRALLY BY THE BLACK EDUCATORS FOR

JUSTICE, A RADICAL OFFSHOOT OFTHE NEW BLACK PANTHER PARTY.

ON THE SOUTH LAWN, THE KU KLUXKLAN.

>> Larry: WHAT?!

(LAUGHTER)THE BLACK PANTHERS AND THE KLAN

GOT BOOKED FOR THE SAME SPOT ONTHE SAME DAY?

(LAUGHTER)GOOD LORD!

SERIOUSLY?

OH, MY GOD!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)I MEAN,

THIS IS THE WORST BOOKING ERRORSINCE COSBY WAS TAPPED TO GIVE

THE KEYNOTE ADDRESS AT THEANNUAL SPRING NARCOLEPSY

CONVENTION.

(LAUGHTER)(CHEERS)

I'M JUST REPORTING ON THIS.

I AM JUST THE REPORTER.

ALL RIGHT?

SO LET ME SEE IF I CAN GUESSTHIS PROPERLY.

YOU'VE GOT KKK AND BLACKPANTHERS.

HMMM

WHICH SIDE IS SUPPORTING THECONFEDERATE FLAG?

>> I'M HERE FOR THIS RIGHT HERE.

I'M HERE FOR THIS FLAG.

I'M HERE FOR MY FOREFATHERS WHODIED UNDER THIS FLAG.

>> Larry: I GUESS YOUR DENTISTDIED UNDER THE FLAG TOO.

(LAUGHTER)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

OKAY.

OUT OF LINE.

OKAY.

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN UNPACK THEABSURDITY OF THIS.

KKK GUY WANTS ME TO BELIEVE THATHE HAS HONORABLE INTENTIONS IN

SUPPORTING THE FLAG.

OH, KKK GUY.

(LAUGHTER)I JUST THINK IT'S TOO SOON FOR

ME TO TRUST YOU.

(LAUGHTER)BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

PLEASE PUT SOME MORE OF YOURHONORABLE INTENTIONS ON DISPLAY

SO I CAN HAVE A MORE INFORMEDDECISION.

AND PLEASE INCLUDE ANY OTHERPEOPLE THAT YOU FEEL COULD HELP

EXPRESS THIS HONORABLE POINT.

>> YOU ARE THE COLOR OF A BOWELMOVEMENT.

YOU DRAG YOUR KNUCKLES[ BLEEP ].

>> EVERYBODY SHOULD STICK WITHTHEIR OWN DAMN RACE AND THEN

THIS COUNTRY WOULD BE A BETTERDAMN PLACE!

>> I LOVE CONNELL SANDERS.

[ BLEEP ]!

[ AUDIENCE OOHs ]>> Larry: HMM.

OKAY LET'S SEE.

COLOR OF BOWEL MOVEMENT, KNOCKYOU ON YOUR BLACK ASS...

ALL RIGHT.

I WOULD SAY I'M NOT ON BOARD.

(LAUGHTER)THERE YOU HAVE IT SOME OF THE

LOUDEST PROFONTS OF THECONFEDERATE FLAG.

THERE'S NOTHING CLEARER THAN AMAN HOLDING THE CONFEDERATE FLAG

HIGH WHILE MAKING APE NOISES ATA CROWD OF PEOPLE.

WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY?

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

I'M HERE WITH MY PANEL.

JOINING US AGAIN, COMEDIAN ANDACTRESS RACHEL FEINSTEIN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)HE'S A RAPPER AND ACTOR YOU CAN

SEE IN THE NEW MOVIE "SOUTHPAW,"OUT FRIDAY, 50 CENT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)AND HE'S THE DIRECTOR OF THE NEW

MOVIE "TRAINWRECK" AND AUTHOR OFTHE NEW BOOK "SICK IN THE HEAD,"

MY OLD PAL, JUDD APATOW.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)IT'S A GREAT PANEL.

LOT OF MOVIE POWER ON THE PANELTONIGHT.

NOW, JUDD, WE DID THIS WHOLECOSBY THING.

I WISH HE WAS HERE TONIGHT.

BECAUSE I KNOW YOU HAD A LOT TOSAY ABOUT THIS.

WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON WHAT ALLTHIS STUFF THAT JUST CAME OUT?

>> WELL, EVERYTHING JUST CAMEOUT SO I FEEL LIKE --

>> Larry: YOU WERE ENJOYING IT.

IT'S SO SAD.

I MEAN, YOU ARE ONE OF THE ONLYPEOPLE TO REALLY MAKE A STRONG

STATEMENT ABOUT IT.

AND I ONLY TALKED ABOUT ITBECAUSE NOBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT

IT.

>> Larry: WELL, IT'S SHOWBIZ.

I FEEL LIKE THE WOMEN MAKESTRONG STATEMENTS.

(LAUGHTER)NO ONE CHOSE TO BELIEVE THEM.

>> THAT'S THROUGH.

RIGHT -- TRUE.

RIGHT.

(APPLAUSE)THE CAMILLE THING ALWAYS SHOCKED

ME THAT SHE STANDS BY HIM.

>> Larry: YEAH.

IKE HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BEGETTING IN ANY TROUBLE, WHERE

I -->> Larry: TROUBLE?

YEAH.

I ACCIDENTALLY ONLY RECORDED THESECOND HALF OF THE

"BACHELORETTE" THE OTHER NIGHTAND MY WIFE ALMOST MURDERED ME.

>> I THINK HE CONVINCED HIMSELFTHAT HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING

WRONG.

I WAS LOOKING AT PARTS OF THEDEPOSITION, JUST THE FACT THAT

HE DESCRIBES ALL THE THE THINGSHE DOES WITH THEM BEFOREHAND.

THEY DO A LOT OF ACTING, ALMOSTLIKE -- ACTING, LIKE HIP ROLL

EXERCISES.

AND THEN HE TALKS ABOUT THEMABOUT WHAT THEIR GOALS ARE.

THERE'S THIS MASSAGING COURSE HEGIVES THEM FIRST.

I THINK HE HONESTLY BELIEVES HEOFFERS THEM KIND OF PRE-RAPE

SPIRITUAL ADVANCEMENT COURSE.

(LAUGHTER)AND HE'S SICK.

HE'S A LUNATIC.

AND I THINK HE ACTUALLY TELLSHIMSELF THAT.

YOU KNOW?

>> Larry: YEAH.

HE REALLY OFFERS THEM A LOTOF COUNCILING BEFORE HE RUINS

THEIR LIVES.

>> Larry: DO YOU THINK HE'S SICKOR DO YOU THINK HE'S CONVINCED

HE DID NOTHING WRONG?

>> I DON'T THINK 40 PEOPLESAY -- TO DO THAT, THIS MEANS

THAT IT HAS TO BE LIKE A SUPERROUTINE.

(LAUGHTER).

>> 40 PEOPLE?

YEAH.

YOU THINK HE'S GOING FOR ANUMBER THING.

>> I THINK IT WAS LIKE EVERYAVAILABLE PERSON LIKE --

(LAUGHTER)>> A DIFFERENT KIND OF VITAMIN

WATER IF YOU WILL.

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT.

WELL, WE TALKED ABOUT THISASHLEY MADISON THING.

LET'S SHOW THIS CLIP OF THE GUYWHO RUNS THE CHEATING WEBSITE

BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT HE SAYS.

>> PEOPLE HAVE AFFAIRS BECAUSETHEY DON'T WANT A DIVORCE.

THEIR JOINT ECONOMIC SITUATION,THEIR FAMILY AND HOUSEHOLD.

THERE'S ALL KINDS OF THINGS.

BUT WHAT THEY DON'T WANT TOCONTINUE WITH IS WHAT DOESN'T

HAPPEN IN THEIR BEDROOM.

>> Larry: OKAY.

NOW, DO YOU BELIEVE THAT'S TRUE?

>> HE'S TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.

I DON'T WANT TO BREAK UP.

THAT'S WHY I WAS WITH HER.

(LAUGHTER)>> GUYS WILL SAY ANYTHING,

RIGHT?

(APPLAUSE)>> Larry: LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

DO YOU THINK CHEATING CANACTUALLY SAVE MARRIAGES OR

RELATIONSHIP?

>> NO, BUT I THINK -- WHENYOU'VE DONE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT

SUPPOSED TO DO, YOU HAVE AHIGHER TOLERANCE.

(LAUGHTER)>> WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?

(LAUGHTER).

>> Larry: FIRST YOU DRUGGED HERDRINK.

NOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

(LAUGHTER)>> WHATEVER YOU WANT.

AFTER YOU'VE DONE SOMETHINGYOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO.

>> I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.

(LAUGHTER)>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND CHEATING

AT ALL IN MY LIFE.

BUT WHEN YOU'RE WITH SOMEONETHAT YOU FEEL LIKE IT'S BETTER

THAN -- LIKE, I CAN'T IMAGINETWO WOMEN WOULD WANT TO HAVE SEX

WITH ME.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: YOU MEAN ANOTHER

WOMAN.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S THERE.

(LAUGHTER)I GO OUT TO EAT.

I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE SHE'S GOINGTO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND CLIMB

OUT A WINDOW AND RUN AWAY.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S

HAPPENING SO MUCH?

DO YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE CHEATINGMORE OR THAT IT'S JUST EASIER TO

CHEAT?

>> I THINK IT IS EASIER.

Larry: IT'S EASY TO CHEAT?

THEY MARKET TO PEOPLE WHOWANT TO CHEAT.

EVEN THAT WEBSITE, THERE'SSOMETHING SO WEIRD ABOUT IT THE

WAY THEY CALL IT ASHLEY MADISON.

IS SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF SOMEHIGH-END LINENS.

>> THEY'RE SELLING DRAPES.

A LOT OF MARRIED MEN, THEY'LLPAY THE WOMAN TO LEAVE.

THEY DON'T WANT A TEXT-MESSAGEOR EMAIL OR ANY TYPE OF

COMMUNICATION RIGHT THERE.

(LAUGHTER)GET UP AND LEAVE IMMEDIATELY

AFTER WE'RE DONE.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: THAT'S WHAT THEY

ACTUALLY SAY.

>> YEAH.

THEY'RE PAYING FOR THAT.

THEY'RE NOT PAYING FOR THESEXUAL EXPERIENCE.

THEY CAN GET THAT -- THROUGHCOMMUNICATION.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: DO YOU THINK WE CARE

ABOUT IT ANYMORE?

DO WE CARE IF OUR POLITICIANSCHEAT? YOU SAY YES,

BUT BILL CLINTON'S APPROVALRATING WENT UP AFTER --

>> YOU LIKED IT BETTER WHEN YOUFOUND OUT --

>> YOU MESSED UP TOO.

Larry: YOU LIKED HIM BECAUSEYOU THOUGHT HE WAS HUMAN --

>> YEAH.

Larry: OR BECAUSE --IT SHOWS THAT --

IMPERFECTIONS WITHIN MEN. WEWORK, WE BUILD TESTOSTERONE

THE ADDITIONAL ENERGY IN THATAREA.

(LAUGHTER).

>> Larry: HEY --I'M TALKING ABOUT --

WHEN YOU TRAIN REALLY HARD, YOUNEED TO BEND OVER WHEN YOU

GO TO THE BATHROOM>> I'M COMPLETELY LOST

>> IF YOU EXERCISE A LOT THENYOU HAVE MORE TESTOSTERONE.

SEE, I DON'T EXERCISE.

(LAUGHTER).

>> NOT AT ALL.>> THERE WAS AN ARTICLE ABOUT

DAD BODS AND I HIT THE LINK ANDIT WAS A PICTURE OF ME.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: NO, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

YEAH.

WOW.

IT'S TERRIBLE.

DON'T THINK IT WORKS.

I DON'T BELIEVE THAT, LIKE, YOUCOULD RUN 20,000 MILES IN YOUR

LIFE AND IF I RUN ZERO, I'MGOING TO LIVE A SHORTER AMOUNT

OF TIME THAN YOU, BECAUSE I'MLIKE A TIRE WITH ALL ITS TREAD.

(LAUGHTER)I'M TOTALLY READY.

NOTHING HAS BEEN USED HERE.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: I HAVE A STEPDAD BOD.

IT'S LIKE --(LAUGHTER).

>> SOMEONE WAS GOING TO AWEBSITE.

>> ON THE COMPUTER AND YOU LOOKAND IT SAYS THE PREVIOUS SEARCH

WAS LIKE THAT.

>> WILL I BE UPSET?

IF YOU SAW YOUR SPOUSE IN IT?

IF YOUR SPOUSE WAS LOOKING ATIT.

>> NO, BECAUSE I MAKE MY WIFEMAKE OUT WITH PAUL RUDD EVERY

THREE YEARS.

(LAUGHTER).

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: IF HE SAW YOUR

SPOUSE'S NAME HOW WOULD YOUREACT?

>> I'D SAY AH-HA, LIKE CHRISBROWN SAID, THESE HOES AIN'T

LOYALLarry: HMM.

IF YOU SAW A FRIEND OF YOURSUNDER WOULD YOU TELL THE PERSON?

>> IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS.

I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED INTHAT.

>> Larry: WOULD YOU, RACHEL?

HE'S NOT A -- YEAH, IF IT WASANYBODY I CARED ABOUT, I'D LET

THEM KNOW.

IT'S NOT JUST THAT THEY'RECHEATING.

THAT'S THE THING ABOUT ADIRTBAG.

GOD KNOWS WHAT CAN HAPPEN.>> THERE'S ALTERNATIVES NOW

WOMEN ARE REALLY ATTRACTED TOWOMEN.

(LAUGHTER)YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS NOT OPEN.

>> I FEEL LIKE ME AND 50'S LIFEARE VERY DIFFERENT.

(LAUGHTER)>> I CAN APPRECIATE THESE

THINGS.

>> Larry: CAN RELATE TOEVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING -- I

CAN RELATE TO EVERYTHING YOU'RESAYING, 50.

(LAUGHTER)YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.

HE CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

IT'S TIME FOR THE SEGMENT WELIKE TO CALL "KEEP IT 100."

THERE WE GO.

FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO DON'TKNOW WHAT THAT EXPRESSION MEANS,

IT MEANS "KEEP IT 100% REAL."

ALL RIGHT? IF YOU GUYS KEEP IT100% REAL

YOU GET A STICKER. IF YOUDON'T WE'RE GOING TO THROW

SOME WEAK TEA AT YOU, ALL RIGHT?

JUDD, LET'S START WITH YOU.

IN HONOR YF YOUR MOVIE"TRAINWRECK," CONGRATULATIONS,

YOU HAD GREAT WEEKEND.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)VERY FUNNY, AMY SCHUMER, WHO I

IMAGINE IS THE "TRAINWRECK" INQUESTION.

>> THAT'S TRUE.

Larry: HERE IS YOUR QUESTION.

WHO IS BIGGER TRAINWRECK, AMYSCHUMER OR LENA DUNHAM?

>> OOH.

THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION.

(LAUGHTER)I NEVER EVEN PONDERED TO THINK

THAT.

>> Larry: THAT'S MY JOB.

(LAUGHTER)>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

PRODUCTION HAS WRAPPED.

THE MOVIE'S OUT.

SCHUMER!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: IS HE KEEPING IT 100?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)GOOD JOB.

50, WHO KEEPING ON THETRAINWRECK THING, WHO'S A BIGGER

TRAINWRECK DIDDY OR JA RULE?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)YOU CAN PUT YOURSELF IN THERE

TOO.

>> I LIKE ME OUT OF THAT ONE.NO, BUT JA RULE--

Larry: THAT WAS PRETTY FAST.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)HUNDRED?

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY?

>> I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY MINEWAS EASIER THAN HIS.

(LAUGHTER)BECAUSE I --

>> Larry: THEY GET HARDER AS WEGO ALONG.

>> I DIDN'T HAVE LIKE THE THREATOF VIOLENCE OR ANYTHING.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: THE DEGREE OF

DIFFICULTY INCREASES.

LOOK AT RACHEL GETTING ALLSCARED.

>> I KNOW BECAUSE I GOT TEALAST TIME, I DON'T WANT IT.

>> Larry: YOU WERE IN"TRAINWRECK."

>> YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED ME IFSHE WAS A TRAINWRECK.

>> Larry: OKAY.

YOU WORKED WITH JUDD AND YOUWORKED WITH ME HERE.

SO WHO'S A BIGGER TRAINWRECK,JUDD OR ME?

[ AUDIENCE OOHs ]KEEP IN MIND "TRAINWRECK" HAS

WRAPPED.

>> YEAH.

HONESTLY, I -- LIKE I GUESS ISPEND MORE TIME WITH JUDD AT

THIS POINT.

SO I'D HAVE TO SAY YOU.

YOU COULD HAVE SKELETONS NO ONEKNOWS ABOUT.

>> Larry: I'M THE BIGGERTRAINWRECK?

[ AUDIENCE OOHs ]>> OH, WHATEVER!

I KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO ATTACKME.

I KNEW IT.

>> Larry: WHAT SHOULD I GIVEHER?

I DON'T KNOW.

RACHEL, I'LL GIVE YOU A HUNDREDBUT YOU NEVER CALL ME A

TRAINWRECK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

HOW DARE YOU?

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