Hell Is Other Robots

  • Season 1, Ep 9
  • 01/04/2008

Bender is sent to Robot Hell for all of his sins.

YOUR DRINKINGOR YOUR KLEPTOMANIA

OR YOUR PORNOGRAPHY RING.

IN FACT, THAT'SWHY WE LOVED YOU.

BUT THIS ELECTRICITY ABUSECROSSED THE LINE.

YOU ALMOST KILLED US.

Fry:AND YOU MADE ME FEELLIKE A JER FOR TRUSTING YOU.

JUST LIKE WHEN MY FRIENDRICHIE SWORE

HE WASN'T TAKING DRUGS

AND THEN HE SOLD MEMY MOM'S VCR.

AND THEN LATER, I FOUND OUTHE WAS TAKING DRUGS.

YOU MAKE ME ASHAMEDTO BE YOUR FRIEND.

OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.I'M A LOST CAUSE.

( pipe organ music playing )

MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER WAY.

OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF.

WHAT AM I DOING?!

WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!

I SEE A LOT OF FANCY ROBOTSHERE TODAY

MADE OF REAL SHINY METAL.

BUT THAT DON'T IMPRESSTHE ROBOT DEVIL, NO, SIR.

NO, SIR!

'CAUSE IF YOU'REA SINNER

HE'S GOING TO PLUGHIS INFERNAL MODEM IN THE WALL

BELCHING SMOKE AND FLAME,AND HE'S GOING TO DOWNLOAD YOU

STRAIGHT TO ROBOT HELL.

STRAIGHT TO HELL!

SO I ASK YOU

WHO WILL STAND UPAND BE SAVED?

WHO? WHO?!

( weakly ):ME.

AN INTERSTELLARSPACESHIP

TO DELIVER A PACKAGETO ATLANTIC CITY.

WHAT ARE WE DELIVERING,ANYWAY?

UH... THIS.

WHERE ARE WE DELIVERING IT TO?

UH... HERE.

ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE.

NOW BACKTO THE OFFICE

FOR AN ENJOYABLE EVENINGOF FASTING AND REPENTANCE.

WHOA, WHOA.

WAIT, BENDER.

AS LONG AS WE'RE HERE

WHY DON'T WE TAKE INSOME EXOTIC DANCING?

HEY, GREAT IDEA.

( gasps )

BUT THOSE GIRLSDON'T WEAR CASES.

YOU CAN SEE THEIR BARE CIRCUITS.

COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN.

MAYBE WE COULD EVEN DRINKA LITTLE FORTIFIED WINE.

WHAT?!

DRINKING WINE IS A SIN--

EVEN IF IT ISDELICIOUSLY FORTIFIED.

HEY, BENDER, LOOK ATTHAT WOMAN'S PURSE.

IT'S HANGING BYA SPAGHETTI STRAND.

THOU SHALT NOT SNATCH.

AND THERE'S HOOKERBOT 5000.

SHE'S GOT A HEARTOF SOLID GOLD.

HEY, SAILING UNIT.

STOP TEMPTING ME!

FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE,I HAVE INNER PEACE.

THAT'S FOR LOSERS.

COME ON, SIN YOUR HEART OUT.

GO NUTS.

LIVE ALITTLE.

COULD YOU HOLD MYPURSE FOR A MINUTE?

GO FOR IT,BENDER.

YOU KNOW YOUWANT TO.

WELL...

( disco music playing )

I'M THE GREATEST!

LOOKS LIKE WE GOTTHE OLD BENDER BACK.

YOU KNOW IT, PORK PIE.

EXCEPT FOR ONE THING...

( beeping )

YOU KNOW, AS A MAJORHOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR

I'LL BE HOLDING AUDITIONSTONIGHT FOR MY NEXT MOVIE.

AND EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALLYOUNG AND NAIVE

I THINK YOU MIGHT JUSTHAVE WHAT IT TAKES.

( females giggling )