HELLO!

MY NAME ISCAPTAIN HERO.

I JUST WANTEDTO INTRODUCE MYSELF

AND TELL YOU THAT--

YOU GUYS HAVETHE MOST AWESOME HOUSE!

OH, YES, WELL,THANK YOU.

WE ARE VERY HAPPY HERE.

LISTEN, WE ARE JUSTSITTING DOWN TO DINNER,

SO--UH--THANK YOUFOR STOPPING BY.

PHEW.

DUDE, I AM TOTALPLEDGE MATERIAL!

EXCUSE ME--

WHY, DID YOUFART?

AH, HA HA HA HA![FARTS]

OH!

SOCIAL!

[CAT HOWLS]

[WHIMPERING]

[GULPS]

WILL YOU BEMY BIG BROTHER?

PARTY FOUL.DEAD ARM!

AAH!

[CRASH]

[SHEEP BLEATS]

DUDE, I SNARFED!

THAT SHOULD BEMY PLEDGE NAME.

SNARF!

OOH, LET'S PLAYOOKY PEANUT!

SNARF GO FIRST.

PLEASE, SCARY MAN,GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE

AND NEVER COME BACK.

WHAT?

YOU DON'T WANT MEIN YOUR HOUSE?

JUST PLEASEDO LEAVE US.

[SOBS]

[WAILING]

[DOOR SLAMS]

I WISHI WAS DEAD.

OH, LOOK!ANOTHER SICK PARENT.

JUST STACK HIM INTHE CORNER WITHTHE REST OF THEM.

[FLIES BUZZING]

HEY, FOXXY.

WHEN ARE YOU GONNACONTRIBUTE TOTHE PARENT PILE?

WHEN MY DADDY GET BACKFROM BUYIN' THEM CIGARETTES.

[BEEPING]

CAMERAS EVERYWHERE,

OBSCURE CARTOONCHARACTERS,

SMELLS LIKE URINE.

THIS JUST LIKETOKYO DISNEYLAND!

[SIGHS]

YOU ARE GREAT EMBARRASSMENTTO FAMILY NAME.

I AM ASHAMEDTO CALL YOU

LING-LING HITLERBIN LADEN SEACREST.

[GRUMBLING]

OH!

[MUNCHING SOUNDS]

OH!

WHO THE HIROSHIMAIS THAT?

OH, JUN-JEE WOULDN'TMIND SWEEPING THAT LADY.

CANNONBALL!

[TWITTERING]

[SCREAMING]

[WHISTLING]

♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪

[DOORBELL RINGS]

MAIL CALL!

WHAT THE HECKARE THESE?

EH, JUST A FEW MORECOPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENTLETTERS.

I'LL TAKE THOSE!

♪ DO, DO, DODO, DEE, DO ♪

[SHREDDING]

AND A LETTERFOR...

LING-LING.

HI-YA!

Man: ♪ LING-LINGINTO BATTLE GO ♪

YAY!

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

WHAT'S THATTROIENTAL SAYING?

I CAN'T READ IT.

SOMETHING ABOUT ANALL-NEW "DAILY SHOW."

I DO LIKETHAT JON STEWART.

HEY, WOULD YOU GUYSMIND SIGNING

FOR YOURNEIGHBOR'S PACKAGE?

SOMEONE FINALLY BOUGHTTHAT HOUSE, HUH?

YEAH, SOME GREEKSMOVED IN.

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

GREEKS!NEXT DOOR!

BACK IN COLLEGE

I WOULD HAVE JOINEDA FRATERNITY

IF NOT FORONE SMALL INCIDENT.

SO, YOU'RETHE PRESIDENT OFTHE FRATERNITY, HUH?

YEAH--YAH!

[GURGLES]

I GUESS I'MTHE PRESIDENT NOW!

ACTUALLY,AS VICE PRESIDENT

I'M THE NEWPRESIDENT.

OH!

LATER, YOU GAYINDEPENDENTS.

I'M GONNARUSH ME A FRAT.

[GLASS SHATTERS]

I THINKTHE MAILMAN MEANT

AN IMMIGRANT FAMILYFROM GREECE MOVED IN,

NOT A FRATERNITY.

AND THAT WASN'T A ROOFIE,CAPTAIN HERO.

THAT WAS A TIC-TAC.

ARE YOU GUYS GONNA[BLEEP] ME OR NOT?