June 10, 2015 - Viagra for Women & Fox News's Victim-Blaming

  • 06/10/2015

Susie Essman takes aim at the FDA-approved "female Viagra" pill, and Kerry Coddett, Roshini Raj and Earthquake chat with Larry about libido drugs and unusual last names.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: YEAH.

WHO, YEAH, I CAN FEEL IT, I CANFEEL IT, MAN.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELCOME TO THE NIGHTLY SHOW.

OH, YEAH.

(AUDIENCE CHANTING "LARRY!")

THANK YOU.

I AM LARRY WILMORE.

MAN, YOU KNOW, I HAVE TELL YOUGUYS, I IN WILL NEVER FORGET HOW

LUCKY I AM TO HAVE THIS SHOW.

WE HAVE ONLY BEEN ON A FEWMONTHS AND IT'S ALREADY OUR 69TH

EPISODE.

>> OH, YEAH!

>> Larry:.

>> Larry: WHAT WAS THAT? ALLI SAID WAS THAT IT WAS OUR 69TH

EPISODE.

>> OH, YEAH!

>> Larry: VERY MATURE GUYS,JUST BECAUSE I SAID 69 --

>> OH, YEAH!

>> Larry: OKAY.

STOP THAT.

WE HAVE A SHOW TO DO.

>> SORRY ABOUT THAT, LARRY.

THAT WAS ME.

>> Larry: OH, THAT'S OURDIRECTOR, DRE, EVERYBODY.

HEY, DRE.

SO DON'T CLAP FOR HIM.

THAT ONLY ENCOURAGES HIM.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,DRE.

JUST DON'T DO ITANYMORE.

>> I WON'T, LARRY YOU ARE THEBOSS.

>> BY THE WAY WHILE WE ARE HEREWE HAVE A BET GOING ON IN THE

CONTROL ROOM.

WHAT YEAR WAS THE MOON LANDING? I SAY IT WAS 1970.

>> Larry: OH, COME ON, MAN.

>> SPACE IS MY THING.

ARE YOU GOING TO TRY TO STUMP MEIN SPACE.

IT WAS 1969.

>> OH, YEAH.

>> Larry: COME ON.

COME ON! HOW DID THEY GET ME?

ON TO OUR TOP STORY,

LADY VIAGRA, THAT'S RIGHT, SOYOU KNOW WHAT THE FDA IS TRYING

TO ASSURE A LOT MORE OF IN THEFUTURE.

69ING.

>> WHAT? NOTHING? NO, OH,YEAH.

>> YOU ARE TRYING TO HARD NOW,BOSS.

>> Larry: OH, GO TO HELL.

GO TO HELL.

>> JUST ROLL THE STUPID CLIP.

>> AN FDA PANEL ON THURSDAYFINALLY RECOMMENDED THE FIRST

MEDICATION FOR FEMALE SEXUALDYSFUNCTION.

>> THE ONES A DAY FILL DUBBEDFEMALE VIAGRA WILL HELP TREAT

WOMEN WITH A SEXUAL DESIREDISORDER KNOWN TO AFFECT ROUGHLY

ONE IN TEN WOMEN.

>> YEAH, GET YOUR LADY BONERSPRIMED, IT'S FEMALE VIAGRA TIME!

>> YEAH!

>> HEY, HOLD ON.

DID I JUST SAY GET YOUR LADYBONERS PRIMED WITH, IT IS FEMALE

VIAGRA TIME?

>> WE HAVE A NEW TITLE HOLDERFOR THE ICKIEST SENTENCE I HAVE

EVER SAID ON THE SHOW.

>> SORRY, TAKE ME TO CATHETERTOWN, CHAZZ PALMINTIERI, YOUR

DAY IS DONE.

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE, I STILLCAN'T BELIEVE MY SPLISH SPLASH

BRIAN DENNEHY TAKING YOU TOBROWN TOWN IS SO FAR DOWN THE

LIST.

>> GET THAT OFF, GET THAT OFF.

SO HOW IS SO-CALLED FEMALEVIAGRA DIFFERENT FROM DUDE

VIAGRA?

>> VIAGRA WORKS ON A ERECTILEDYSFUNCTION, IMPROVING THE BLOOD

FLOW TO THE PENIS, THISWORKS ON THE BRAIN BY ALTERING

THE NEURAL TRANSMITTERS.

>> SO, IT NO STIMULATE HERE, ITSTIMULATE HERE?

>> ME CAN'T RELATE.

ME JUST NEED HERE.

WHY ME TALKING LIKE THIS.

>> LOOK THIS IS A BIG DEAL,CURRENTLY THERE ARE ZERO DRUGS

ON THE MARKET THAT TREAT SEXUALDYSFUNCTION IN WOMEN, YOU KNOW

HOW MANY THERE ARE FOR MEN? 26.

>> OH, YEAH.

>> Larry: OH COME ON, GUYS.

>> WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? ITDOESN'T EVEN MEAN ANYTHING.

>> ALL RIGHT.

LOOK HERE TO HELP US UNDERSTANDTHE COMPLEXITIES OF THIS ISSUES

ARE NEW NIGHTLY SHOW SPECIALCOMMENTATOR SUSIE ESSMAN.

>> WELCOME, SUZE.

>> THANKS, LARRY.

>> Larry:.

>> THANKS, LARRY.

I HAVE GOT ONE MAJOR PROBLEMWITH THIS NEW LIBIDO DRUG.

WHY WOULD A WOMAN OF MY AGE INGOD'S NAME WOULD I WANT MY

LIBIDO BACK? EVERY DUMB THING IEVER DID IN MY YOUTH WAS BECAUSE

I WAS LISTENING TO THE DERANGEDLITTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD TELLING

ME I NEEDED TO GET LAID.

EVERY HANGOVER, EVERY FAKEORGASM, EVERY TIME I BROKE INTO

BILL PULLMAN'S HOUSE SO I COULDHIDE IN HIS CLOSET WHILE HE

SLEPT -->> AND THIS WAS THE NINETIES, SO

JUST TO BE CLEAR, ONE THING IDON'T NEED IS MY COOTER DOING

JEDI MIND TRICKS ON ME LIKEOBI-VAJ KENOBI.

>> Larry: UHM, YOU JUST SAIDOBI-VAJ KENOBI, RIGHT?

>> YES, I DID.

>> Larry: OKAY.

I JUST WANTED TO BE CLEAR.

I JUST WANTED TO BE CHEER.

NOW THERE ARE WOMEN WHO HAVE LOWLIBIDO AND MISS HAVING SEX.

THAT IS DEFINITELY A THING.

>> MAYBE.

CHECK OUT THIS QUOTE FROM AWOMAN IN "THE NEW YORK TIMES",

NO LESS.

REPLACING THE DREAD I HAVE FORINTIMACY WITH DESIRE WOULD BE

LIFE CHANGING.

>> I WOULD THINK SO.

ALL I AM SAYING IS IF YOU ARELITERALLY DREADING INTIMACY

MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING ELSEGOING ON.

THE THING THAT GETS ME IS THISASSUMPTION JUST BECAUSE YOU

DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX YOU HAVEA MENTAL DISORDER.

HEY, FELLOWS, MAYBE YOUR WIFE ISNOT CRAZY.

MAYBE SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO(BLEEP) YOU.

>> Larry: GOOD POINT.

>> I AM JUST SAYING.

>> Larry: GOOD POINT.

>> HAVE YOU TRIED HITTING THEGYM? BUYING HER FLOWERS?

HAVING SEX THAT IS NOT JUST 45SECONDS OF JACKHAMMERING

FOLLOWED BY A SWEATY APOLOGY? THE FDA REJECTED THIS THING

TWICE BEFORE AND THEY MIGHT HAVEBEEN RIGHT.

LISTEN TO THESE SIDE EFFECTS.

>> THIS IS A DRUG YOU TAKE EVERYDAY AND THEN GO OUT AND HAVE

YOUR DAILY ROUTINE.

SO IF YOU PASS OUT WHILE DRIVINGA CAR, IF YOU PASS OUT WHILE YOU

ARE TAKING YOUR KIDS TO SCHOOLAND HIT YOUR HEAD I MEAN THIS

CAN BE SERIOUS AND UNEXPECTED.

>> A SEX PILL THAT MIGHT MAKEYOU PASS OUT?

>> WHICH DOCTOR IS ENDORSINGTHIS BESIDES DR. HUXTABLE?

>> Larry: WOW.

SOLID COSBY BURN.

THAT'S RIGHT, (BLEEP).

EVEN OUR COMMENTARIES HAVEN'TFORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU.

>> YOU BETCHA AND FINALLYI JUST WANT TO SAY, I KNOW

PEOPLE THINK THIS IS A FEMINISTISSUE, LIKE YOU SAID, LARRY, SEX

PILLS HAVE BEEN OUT THERE FORMEN. MEN HAVE 26 AND WOMEN

HAVE ZERO WHICH IS ALSO MOSTCOUPLE'S ORGASM RATIO.

ONE OF THE GROUPS FIGHTING FORAPPROVAL, FDA APPROVAL OF THIS

WONDER DRUG IS CALLED EVEN THESCORE.

ALL RIGHT.

THEY HAVE DONE A GREAT JOB OFFRAMING THIS IN TERMS OF ORGASM

EQUALITY.

BUT BECAUSE I HAD FREE TIME ONMY HANDS BECAUSE OF ALL THE

NON-BANGING I DO I FOUND OUTTHAT EVEN THE SCORE IS JUST A PR

CAMPAIGN FUNDED BY THE DRUGCOMPANY THAT MAKES THIS PILL!

IT IS LIKE IF YOUR METH DEALERTRIES TO TELL YOU YOU NEEDED TO

BUY HIS METH BECAUSE YOUSUFFERED FROM HAVING TOO MANY

TEETH.

>> THE WHOLE THING IS JUST SPIN.

>> Larry: THAT IS FASCINATING. SO IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS WAS ABOUT

WIN FOR SCIENCE OR FEMINISM BUTJUST FOR BRANDING?

>> AND FOR WOMEN WHO LOVE TOFALL ASLEEP WHILE THEY ARE

DRIVING.

>> Larry: OH.

THAT MAKES SENSE.

THAT MAKES SENSE.

>> LOOK, MAYBE THERE IS A GREATFEMALE SEX PILL OUT THERE, BUT I

DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS IT.

AND BESIDES, I DON'T WANT A PILLTHAT INCREASES DESIRE.

I WANT A PILL THAT INCREASESSATISFACTION.

>> Larry: THAT MAKES SENSE.

>> OKAY?

>> Larry: THAT MAKES SENSE.

>> I MEAN, HELLO.

>> Larry: THAT MAKES SENSE.

>> FOR ONCE I COULD BE THE ONEORGASMING AFTER 45 SECONDS AND

FALL ASLEEP AND THEN HE COULD BETHE ONE POKING ME BECAUSE I

AM SNORING SO LOUD.

>> Larry: SUSIEESSMAN, EVERYONE! WE WILL BE

RIGHT BACK!

>>>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

OKAY, SO I WANT TO UPDATE YOU ONA STORY WE COVERED ON MONDAY.

IT INVOLVED THIS GUY.

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

THAT'S MY BOY.

THAT IS -- CAN I JUST SEE THATONE MORE TIME? THAT BARREL

ROLL.

GO BACK.

OH, OH.

VERY NICE.

I LIKE THE -- I DIDN'T KNOWBARREL GUY COULD DO THAT.

THAT'S -- REMEMBER THIS GUY IS ACOP WHO BARREL ROLLED HIS WAY TO

EARLY RETIREMENT AFTER -- RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT HE DID.

AFTER PINNING A GIRL ON THEGROUND FOR WAY TOO LONG AT A

POOL PARTY.

NOW THAT THE DUST HAS SETTLED ITIS TIME FOR THE MEDIA TO BLAME

THE VICTIM.

ALL ABOARD THE VICTIM BLAMINGTRAIN.

>> WHOO, WHOO.

>> NEXT STOP, SHE MIGHT HAVEDESERVED IT.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOUMEGYN KELLY.

>> THE GIRL WAS NO SAINT EITHER.

HE TOLD HER TO LEAVE AND SHECONTINUED TO LINGER.

>> Larry: SHE WAS NO SAINT?

>> HE TOLD HER TO LEAVE AND SHE-- LISTEN.

IF THAT'S HOW YOU SHOULD TREATPEOPLE WHO OVER STAY THEIR

WELCOME MY THANKSGIVING DINNERGUESTS WOULD LEAVE A LOT LESS

HAPPY.

WE FINISHED DESSERT HOURS AGO,DAMMIT!

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL HERE? AH.

NOW, UNFORTUNATELY THIS KIND OFTHING IS NOT NEW.

PEOPLE LOVE TO PAINT BLACKVICTIMS OF VIOLENCE AS NOT

SAINTS, TRAYVON MARTIN, MICHAELBROWN, THIS YOUNG GIRL IN TEXAS.

HERE IS TALK MORE ABOUT THISPHENOMENON.

OUR OWN MIKE YARD

MIKE.

WELCOME, MIKE.

SO WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON,THIS MIKE?

>> I DECIDED TO BECOME A SAINT,LARRY.

>> I AM GOING TO DO IT.

>> Larry: OKAY.

THAT'S KIND OF DRASTIC, MIKE.

I MEAN -- WELL, FIRST OF ALL YOUARE NOT EVEN CATHOLIC., NO BUT I

AM BLACK.

AND THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING,MAN, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME

UNTIL A COP SHOOTS ME OR WHOOPSMY ASS.

>> Larry: TRUE.

GOOD POINT, GOOD POINT.

>> BUT BY THEN I WILL BE THEFIRST VICTIM OF POLICE BRUTALITY

WHO WAS LITERALLY A SAINT.

>> Larry: OKAY.

IT'S A BIT OF AN EXTREME PLAN.

BUT I MEAN YOU KNOW SAINTS HAVETO PERFORM MIRACLES, RIGHT?

WHAT ARE YOURS?

>> WHAT, COME ON, LARRY.

>> MIRACLES? PLEASE.

I GOT MAD MIRACLES.

FIRST OF ALL I AM A BLACK MAN INMY 40S AND I HAVEN'T BEEN SHOT

BY THE COPS ONCE.

>> MIRACLE.

>> Larry: COME ON, MAN.

THAT'S IMPRESSIVE BUT IT IS NOTA MIRACLE

>> NOT FOR YOU, MAYBE.

BECAUSE YOU'RE MARIAH CAREY'SCOLOR.

IT'S NOT THE SAME.

A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT.

I AM DARK, I AM DARK, LARRY.

I AM DEEP AFRICA DARK.

>> Larry: I GET IT, I GET IT.

BUT THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE ACOFFEE I HAD THIS MORNING.

DEEP AFRICA DARK.

IT WAS VERY TASTY.

>> DELICIOUS, ISN'T IT.

>> OKAY.

THAT'S PARTLY A MIRACLE. WHATELSE?

>> ON MONDAY I INVITED A BUNCHOF MY BLACK FRIENDS OVER TO

WATCH THE HOCKEY GAME AND THEYALL SHOWED UP.

>> MIRACLE.

>> Larry: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

>> THAT'S A MIRACLE

>> Larry: NO.

IT IS VERY IMPRESSIVE, WE AREGETTING WARMER.

OKAY? ANYMORE?

>> WELL THIS ONE IS INCREDIBLE,RIGHT? YESTERDAY I STEPPED OUT

OF THE STUDIO RIGHT AND I WENTTO HAIL A CAB

>> Larry: OH, WAIT, WAIT, NOWAY YOU HAILED A CAB AND THEY

STOPPED FOR YOU? YOU ARE RIGHT,THAT IS A MIRACLE

I WILL GIVE YOU CREDIT FOR THATONE.

>> OF COURSE THEY DIDN'T STOP,LARRY.

I AM TRYING TO BE A SAINT, NOTBLACK JESUS.

COME ON.

>> Larry: YOU KNOW BLACK JESUSIS REDUNDANT, DON'T YOU?

>> OF COURSE.

>> Larry: LIGHT SKIN BROTHERCAN GET IT TOO, MAN.

>> TRUE STORY.

>> Larry: I KNOW, IT IS A TRUESTORY.

>> SO ALL THE CABS PASSED ME BY.

>> Larry: ALL THE CABS.

>> ALL OF THEM GONE BUT THEN ABROTHER PULLED UP IN A GREYHOUND

BUS AND FELT SORRY FOR ME ANDTOOK ME HOME.

>> TRUE STORY.

>> Larry: NO WAY.

>> MIRACLE.

>> Larry: OKAY.

THAT ONE ACTUALLY IS A MIRACLE

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

GRANTED YOU HAVE ONE MIRACLE.

I WILL GIVE YOU THAT BUT I DON'TKNOW IF YOU FACTORED THIS IN.

YOU KNOW SAINTS HAVE TO BE DEAD,RIGHT?

>> WELL, I KNOW BUT IT WILL BEGREAT.

I WILL BE IN HEAVEN WITH SAINTBIGGY AND SAINT TUPAC.

WE WILL BE WATCHING SOME WHITEPERSON ON FOX SAY, WELL YOU KNOW

THAT MIKE YARD, HE WAS NO SAINT.

AND SOME OTHER WHITE PERSON WILLHAVE TO SAY, WELL, ACTUALLY --

>> Larry: NICE.

I LIKE HOW YOU DID THAT.

SAINT MIKE, EVERYBODY.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

ALL RIGHT.

WELCOME BACK.

I AM HERE WITH MY PANEL,COMEDIAN KERRY CODDETT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: ALSO ASSOCIATE

PROFESSOR OF MEDICINE AT NYULANGONE MEDICAL CENTER,

DR. ROSHINI RAJ.

>> AND COMEDIAN AND HOST OFQUAKE'S HOUSE ON WBLS RADIO,

EARTHQUAKE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: OKAY.

NOW LAST WEEK AN FDA PANEL WETALKED ABOUT THIS EARLIER

FINALLY RECOMMENDED THE FIRSTMEDICATION FOR FEMALE SEXUAL

DYSFUNCTION.

AND THERE ARE LIKE 26 MALEENHANCEMENT DRUGS ON THE MARKET.

THIS IS THE FIRST ONE FORFEMALES.

WHY DO YOU THINK WE ARE SOOBSESSED WITH MALE BONERS OVER

FEMALE DESIRE?

>> I THINK PEOPLE ARE MOREOBSESSED WITH BONERS BECAUSE YOU

NEED A BONER TO HAVE SEX, BUTYOU NEED THAT TO MAKE THE PARTY

HAPPEN.

YOU DON'T NEED ME TO BE INVOLVEDTO HAPPEN BUT IF YOU'VE GOT A

LINGUINE WEENY OR BAGGY MAGGIE,THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN SO

THE DUDE HAS TO TAKE CARE OFYOUR PART SO IT A HAPPENS.

>> SHE RAISES A GREAT POINTBECAUSE FOR MEN, SEX IS REALLY

ABOUT, AND THE DRUGS ARE ABOUTGETTING DRUG FLOW TO THAT AREA,

EXACTLY.

>> Larry: WE CAN HAVE SEXDOING ANYTHING, IT DOESN'T

MATTER.

>> YOU CAN BE MAD, SAD.

>> FOR WOMEN IT IS MUCH MORE OFA MENTAL THING AND THAT'S WHY

THE DRUG TARGETS BRAINCHEMISTRY.

>> Larry: DOES IT TRICK WOMENINTO THINKING THEY WANT TO HAVE

SEX?>> YES.

>> Larry: WHAT DOES IT DO? IDON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

>> I WOULDN'T CALL IT TRICKINGBUT ALTERS SOME BRAIN CHEMICALS

AND NEUROTRANSMITTERS LIKEANTIDEPRESSANTS DO.

>> THAT IS BEAUTIFUL, COOK MEBREAKFAST AND GET IN BED AND

JUST GET NAKED AND WAIT.

HE WILL BE THERE ANY MINUTE.

OH THAT IS THE DRUG, JUST COOKTHEM BREAKFAST.

>> NO, NO.

PUT IT IN THE BREAKFAST.

>> OH, MY GOSH.

>> AND WE SHOULD BE CLEAR ITTAKES FOUR WEEKS TO KICK IN.

>> Larry: FOUR WEEKS?

>> WOW.

>> YOU NEED TO TAKE IT FOR FOUR--

>> THAT IS THE SLOWEST DATE RAPEDRUG EVER.

>> I NEED FOUR MINUTES.

>> THE SLOWEST DATE RAPE DRUGEVER.

>> COSBY COULD DO A WHOLESERIES.

>> IN TERMS OFINAPPROPRIATENESS.

OKAY.

IS THERE SOMETHING INHERENTLYWRONG ABOUT NOT WANTING TO HAVE

SEX?

ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

>> YES.

>> REALLY?

>> I THINK SO.

I THINK SEX IS A BASICPHYSIOLOGICAL NEED.

>> LIKE IS THERE SOMETHING WRONGIF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE EATING

TODAY?

>> SURE.

>> I THINK YOU SHOULD WANT TOHAVE SEX.

YOU SHOULD WANT TO.

>> ESPECIALLY IF I AM MARRIED TOYOU.

>> RIGHT.

>> IF I AM MARRIED TO YOU AND -->> WE ARE NOT MARRIED.

THE WAY YOU LOOKED AT ME I WASVERY CONCERNED ABOUT THAT.

>> I AM JUST TELLING YOU.

I THINK IT IS IMPORTANT TO POINTOUT NOT EVERY WOMAN WHO DOESN'T

WANT TO HAVE SEX NECESSARILY HASA DISORDER THAT NEEDS A DRUG.

>> Larry: THAT'S WHAT I AMSAYING.

>> IT IS FOR WOMEN WHOSE LACK OFDESIRE IS CAUSING THEM TO STRESS

AND THEY ARE NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

>> Larry: AND WHAT DOES ITACTUALLY DO? DOES IT CREATE

DESIRE OR DOES IT -- IS IT JUSTLIKE A SEROTONIN?

>> IT CHANGES DOPAMINE LEVELSAND AFFECTS SERATONIN LEVELS

AS WELL AND THEY FOUND WOMENWHO TAKE IT HAVE MORE SEXUAL

DESIRE BUT IT WASN'T VERYDRAMATIC THE WAY VIAGRA MAY

BE.

THEY HAD BASICALLY ON AVERAGE ..

ONE EXTRA SEXUAL SATISFYINGEVENT PER MONTH.

>> Larry: JUST ONE?

>> ONE.

>> Larry: YOU HAVE TO TAKETHIS ALL THE TIME?

>> YEAH -->> AND YOU MIGHT GET ONE THING

OUT OF IT?

>> JUST TAKE THEM SHOPPING.

THAT WORKS.

TAKE THEM SHOPPING, MAN.

>> WHAT I AM SAYING IT IS NOT AMAGIC BULLET BUT IT OPENS UP THE

CONVERSATION.

>> Larry: DON'T SAY MAGICBULLET.

OKAY.

WHILE WE ARE TALKING ABOUTRELATIONSHIPS, I DON'T KNOW IF

YOU SAW THIS, SHE RECENTLY GOTMARRIED HER HUSBAND TOOK HER

LAST NAME AND SOCIAL MEDIA JUSTWENT NUTS OVER THIS.

ANYBODY -- YOU THINK, WHAT DOYOU THINK OF A MAN TAKE A AGO

WOMAN'S NAME?

>> IF YOU TAKE OPRAH WINFREY'SLAST NAME.

I WOULD BE MR. WINFREY.

>> Larry: THAT NAME IS OKAY.

>> I LOVE ME SOME OPRAH

THERE AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITHTHAT NAME.

>>>> DO YOU LADIES SEE ANY ISSUES

WITH THE NAME THING?

>> I HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR TENYEARS.

>> DO YOU HAVE YOUR HUSBAND'SNAME.

>> I DO NOT HAVE MY HUSBAND'SNAME.

I NEVER REALLY HONESTLY EVERCONSIDERED IT, SERIOUSLY.

I MEAN HE WILL BRING IT UP NOWAND THEN IN A FIGHT.

AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE MY NAME.

A LITTLE BIT.

YOU KNOW, I HAD MY OWN IDENTITY.

I HAD A MEDICAL CAREER, A MEDIACAREER, I WAS LIKE --

>> YOU ARE NOT MARRIED, RIGHT?

>> I AM NOT MARRIED BUT WHOEVERCOVERS THE CHECKS, THAT'S THE

LAST NAME.

AND OKAY.

ZOE SALDANA HAS MONEY AND THAT'SFINE.

>> Larry: OKAY.

LET'S DO. THIS LET'S PLAY ALITTLE GAME.

THESE ARE ACTUALLY NAMES HERE.

WE DIDN'T MAKE THESE NAMES UP.

THESE ARE ACTUAL NAMES, OKAY? AND YOU TELL ME WHO SHOULD TAKE

WHOSE NAME.

MR. DUNGWORTH OR MS. SHUFFLEBOTTOM.

>> SHUFFLEBOTTOM. DUNGWORTH ISA BETTER LAST NAME?

>> YES.

SO GO FROM SHUFFLEBOTTOM TODUNGWORTH?

>> YES.

>> I COULD BE MS. DUNGWORTH.

>> THESE ARE REAL NAMES.

>> Larry: MS. HOG WOOD ORMR. HARDMEAT.

>> HARDMEAT!

>> HOGWOOD.

>> I THINK SHE SHOULD BECOMEHARDMEAT IN THIS CASE.

>> Larry: OKAY.

MR. CLUTTERBUCK OR MS. BOTTOM.

>> BOTTOM.

>> Larry:.

>> MS. BOTTOMS.

BOTTOMS IS PRETTY GOOD.

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> THAT COULD BE A GOOD THING,ACTUALLY.

>> CLUTTERBUCK CAN TAKE BOTTOMS.

>> JUST TAKE HER NAME.

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT.

MR. BONEFAT OR MS. NUTTERS.

>> MS. NUTTERS.

>> SORRY, MR. BONEFAT.

>> Larry: OKAY.

WE HAVE TIME FOR ONE MORE.

THIS IS A GOOD ONE.

LET ME GO TO THIS ONE.

OKAY.

MS. -- THIS IS A TRUE NAME.

MS. DORKOFF OR MR. HOFACKER.

>>>> AUDIENCE?

>> HOFACKER!

>> Larry: IT HAS TO BEHOFACKER.

SORRY, MS. DORKOFF! WE WILL BERIGHT BACK!

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