Invisible Love

  • Season 3, Ep 4
  • 07/31/2000

Jerri learns the key to self-respect: keeping your boyfriend happy.

OH, THIS AIRSHAFT'SSO COZY.

SPEAKIN' OF SHAFTS,

YOU GOING TOTHE MAKE-OUT PARTY ?

OH YEAH, I'M GONNACHECK IT OUT.

BET THERE'S GONNA BEA LOT OF PEOPLE THERE.

GOSH, I'M NOT DOIN'ANYTHING TONIGHT.

WAIT A MINUTE,I'VE GOT AN IDEA !

YOU WANNA MAKE-OUT ?SURE !

HOW 'BOUT TONIGHT ?

AH, I CAN'T.

GOIN' TOA MAKE-OUT PARTY.

LISTEN, JERRI,I GOTTA GO.

I'LL CATCH YOUON THE FLIP SIDE.

GOOD, NOW ISOLATE EACHOF THE VITAL ORGANS

AND THE NEURAL GANGLIA.

HEY, HEY, HEY,MISTER !

THAT FETAL PIG GAVE ITS LIFESO YOU COULD LEARN SOMETHING !

SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT !

HEY HONEY, LET MESHOW YOU SOMETHING.

I...

HEART...

YOU !

OH, MR. GWINNETTE !

( everyone )AWWWW !

NOW, THE CHAMBERS OF THE HEART,OR VENTRICLES,

CAN BE DIVIDED BY TWO,TWICE...

SO, WHAT'S HAPPENINGWITH LAIRD ?

IS HE GONNA GO PUBLICWITH YOU GUYS ?

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOWTHAT LAIRD INVITED ME

TO THE MAKE-OUT PARTYTONIGHT.

JERRI, THAT'S GREAT !

MR. GWINNETTE AND IWILL SEE YOU THERE.

OH YOU WOULD'VE, BUT I GOTSOMETHIN' BETTER TO DO.

WHAT ?

OH, I'M UH...

I'M GETTING A...COLONIC.

YEAH, GETTING SOME SOAPY WATERPUMPED UP THE OLD CHUTE.

YOU KNOW, GET RID OFTHE BLACK TAR

THAT'S BEEN BUILDIN' UPIN THE OLD PIPES.

GOOD TIMES !

COME ON JERRI,BLOW THAT OFF AND COME.

LET EVERYONE SEETHAT YOU'RE A COUPLE.

O.K., I WILL !

HEY BLANK, WHO YOU TAKINGTO THE MAKE-OUT PARTY ?

IS IT HUMAN ?

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOWTHAT I'M MAKING-OUT

WITH SOMEONEREAL REGULAR !

WHO ?

LAAARRNYAH-NYAH-NYAH...WHO ?

I CAN'T TELL YOU.

RIGHT, BECAUSEHE DOESN'T EXIST.

( whispering )LAIRD !

( whispering )LAIRD !

( whispering )LAIRD !

MEET ME IN THE SCIENCE LABAFTER 6th PERIOD.

BRING A DISGUISE !

GEOFFREY !

( whistles )

UH-HUH,GEOFFREY !

GEOFFREY !

PSST, LAIRD !

LAIRD, PSST !

LAIRD !

LAIRD,I'LL MAKE THIS QUICK,

SO YOU CAN GETBACK TO YOUR PALS.

THIS ISN'T EASYFOR ME TO SAY,

BUT UNLESS WE MAKE OUR LOVEPUBLIC, TONIGHT, RIGHT NOW,

I'M GONNA HAVE TO KEEP DOINGEXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING

AND KEEP OUR LOVEA SECRET.

AND I MEAN IT !

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU WEREANGRY AT ME AND EVERYTHING.

WHAT ABOUTYOUR SELF-RESPECT ?

I'VE RECENTLY LEARNEDSOMETHING ABOUT SELF-RESPECT.

I DON'T HAVE ANY.

HEY, JERRI.

WANNA MAKE OUT ?

OH LAIRD !

HIDE IN THE DUMPSTER,I'LL BE OUT LATER.

I'LL BE THERE !MMPH !

HI JERRI, DID YOU KEEPYOUR SELF-RESPECT ?

NO, WHAT ABOUT YOU ?

NOPE.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVETHAT'S A LOT MORE IMPORTANT ?

WE BOTH HAVE SOMEONETO MAKE OUT WITH !

WHERE ARE YOU HEADED ?

I'M MEETING LAIRDIN THE DUMPSTER !

NOW I CANKILL TOO, CHINO.

BECAUSE NOW I HAVE HATE !

IS THERE A BOO-LET LEFTIN THIS GUN FOR ME ?

OR FOR JOO ?

OR FOR JOO ?

( sobbing )

IT'S OKAY,YOU CAN APPLAUD.

OKAY !

WHAT DO YOU THINK SHAKESPEAREWAS TRYING TO SAY HERE

AT THE END OF"WEST SIDE STORY" ?

ANYBODY ?

JERRI ? YES, SIR ?

JERRI, WHERE ISWHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR MIND ?

AT THE ENDOF WEST SIDE STORY,

WHY DO THE LOVERSSTRANGLE EACH OTHER ?

TO PROVE THAT LOVEIS WORTH DYING FOR ?

NO, I THINK WHATSHAKESPEARE WAS GETTING AT

IS THAT DEATH ISPREFERABLE TO HAVING

YOUR SECRET RELATIONSHIPREVEALED.

IS THAT TRUE ?

WHAT WOULD I KNOW ABOUTSECRET RELATIONSHIPS, CHIP ?

I'M IN A VERY OPEN,VERY MARRIED RELATIONSHIPWITH MY WIFE.

SEE ?THAT'S HER.

UH, CLAIRE.

PSST.

PICNIC INTHE BOILER ROOM.FIVE MINUTES.

HEY, MISTER,EYES ON YOUR OWN TEST !

BUT WE'RE NOT TAKING A TEST.

I CAN FIX THATRIGHT NOW.

EVERYBODY GET OUTA PIECE OF PAPER.

HEY, DON'T GETANGRY WITH ME !

BLAME MR. NOSEY-EYES HERE.

OK, QUESTION #1.

EXPLAIN WESTERN HISTORY.

BE SPECIFIC,SUPPORT YOUR ANSWER.

( bell rings )

OK, PUT YOUR PENCILS DOWN,HAND IN YOUR TESTS.

I'LL GRADE THEMON THEIR PENMANSHIP.

JERRI, CAN I TALK TO YOUFOR A MINUTE ?

I'M A LITTLE CONCERNEDABOUT YOUR GRADES LATELY.

FOR MOST OF THE SEMESTER, YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING NICE AND STEADY AT AN...

"F".

BUT LATELY,YOU'VE BEEN SLIPPING.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PULLAN "A" ON THE MIDTERM

JUST TO FAIL.

IS EVERYTHING OKAY ?EVERYTHING'S WONDERFUL !

I DON'T LIKETHE SOUND OF THAT.

I PROBABLY SHOULDN'TBE TELLING YOU THIS,

BUT, UH,I'VE BEEN INVOLVEDIN A SECRET RELATIONSHIP--

JERRI, I DON'T HAVE TIMETO LISTEN TO YOUR DIRTYLITTLE SECRETS.

I'VE GOTTA GET DOWNTO THE BOILER ROOM

AND GRADESOME PAPERS.

WITH LAIRD.

LAIRD !

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING,YOU STUPID BITCH !

MEET ME ATTHE SECRET PLACE IN 5.

LOVE.

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