Key & Peele Super Bowl Special

  • Season 1, Ep 101
  • 01/30/2015

Commentators Bertram Skilling and Dante Pibb recap the season so far and predict what will happen during Super Bowl XLIX.

>> OKAY.

WE'RE NOW GOING LIVE TO A BREAKING PRESS CONFERENCE WHERE

SEATTLE CORNERBACK RICHARD SHERMAN HAS SOMETHING TO SAY.

>> FIRST OFF, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY WHO

CAME OUT TONIGHT.

I APPRECIATE YOU GETTING UP AND COMING HERE AT THIS LATE HOUR.

SOME THINGS THAT NEED TO BE SAID, SOME ISSUES I'D LIKE TO

TALK ABOUT THAT ARE NOT FOOTBALLRELATED.

AROUND WITHOUT ANY FURTHER ADO, I'M GOING TO GET TO IT.

LEGO MOVIE IS NOW GOING TO GET NOMINATED FOR ONE OF THE BEST

ANIMATED FILMS OF THE YEAR.

INCONCEIVABLE.

OKAY?

HUGE BOX OFFICE SUCCESS.

CRITICAL CONSENSUS.

EVERYBODY GAVE IT AN A.

THIS IS THE ONE MOVIE, IF THEY COULD HAVE DONE IT, THEY WOULD

GIVE IT 106% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES.

OKAY?

NOBODY DIDN'T LIKE THE LEGO MOVIE.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE 2 OR 92.

YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THIS MOVIE IS NOT ONE OF THE FIVE

BEST ANIMATED FILMS OF THE YEAR?

>> JUST AS THERE'S CONNECTORS BETWEEN ME AND DANTE, THERE'S

CONNECTIONS WITHIN THE GAME.

DANTE AND I HAVE DONE A LOT OF RESEARCH AND PUT TOGETHER OUR

OWN PACKAGES TO SHOW YOU HOW EXPENSIVE THESE CONNECTIONS CAN

BE.

CHECK THIS OUT.

RUSSELL WILSON'S FIRST SUPER BOWL WIN CAME IN HIS SECOND

SEASON.

JUST LIKE TOM BRADY.

THAT'S GOOD.

>> PRETTY GOOD.

PRETTY GOOD CONNECTION.

I LIKE THAT.

HOW ABOUT THIS?

TOM BRADY WENT TO SAN MATEO HIGHSCHOOL.

SAME AS GREG GUTFIELD.

>> I DON'T WHO THAT IS. >> A HOST ON FOX NEWS, WHICH IS

HOME TO GRETA VAN SUSTEREN.

HOME TO GRETA VAN SUSTEREN.

CONNECTION.

GOOD.

THAT'S A CONNECTION.

>> PRETTY GOOD.

>> YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHAT, DANTE?

DID YOU KNOW THAT COACH BILL BELICHICK ATTENDED ANNAPOLIS AS

DID ANDREA SEABROOK?

WHAT I'M SAYING HERE, BELI CHECK, SEABROOK, SEA CHICK AND

GROW UP SEAHAWKS. >> THAT WAS GOOD.

>> I LIKE THAT.

THE WORD PLAY.

YOU GOT ME BEAT.

>> OF COURSE, MAN.

>> IF I DIDN'T HAVE THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.

AS EVERYONE KNOWS, THE PATRIOT'SOWNER IS ROBERT KRAFT.

COACH BILL BELICHICK'S FAVORITE FOOD IS CHEESE.

WHO PLAYED AT WISCONSIN?

RUSSELL WILSON.

HA-HA! CONNECTION.

>> GOOD CONNECTION.

>> YEAH. >> CONNECTION!

>> YEAH.

THAT'S IT ON THE CONNECTION.

>> I HAVE ONE MORE.

IF YOU INDULGE ME.

THE PATRIOTS, THEY GOT A LOT OF PRODUCTION THIS YEAR OUT OF

SHANE VEREEN, WHO'S FIRST COUSINWAS REMOVED OF BEN VEREEN WHO

WON AN AWARD WITH SCOTTY PIPPEN AND MICHAEL JORDAN WHO IS GOING

FOR A SUPER BOWL WIN AGAINST WHO?

SEATTLE.

>> WELCOME TO THE 2015 EAST/WESTBOWL PRO EDITION OF ALL THE

ALL-STAR GAMES IN PROFESSIONAL SPORTS, THIS IS TO BE THE MOST

EXTRAVAGANCE, THESE PLAYERS ARE THE CREME DE LA CREME.

>> CREME DE LA CREME.

VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY.

COSGROVE SHUMWAY.

CLEMSON.

HA HA CLINTON-DIX.

UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA.

>>DOINK AHANAHUE.

MARSHALL.

>> LEGUME DUPRIX.

WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY.

>> LEGER DOUZABLE.

UNIVERSITY OF CENTRAL FLORIDA.

>> QUISPERNY G'DUNZOID SENIOR.

CENTRAL CONNECTICUT STATE UNIVERSITY.

>> GRUNKY PEEP.

GEORGIA SOUTHERN UNIVERSITY.

>> D'BRICKASHAW FERGUSON.

UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA.

>> STRUNK FLUGGET.

UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA.

>> STUMPTAVIAN ROBOCLICK.

GRAMBLING STATE.

>> CORNELLIUS "TANK" CARRADINE.

FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY.

>> VAGONIUS THICKET-SUEDE.

DUKE.

>> MARMADUNE SHAZBOT.

TULANE UNIVERSITY.

>> SWORDLESS MIMETOWN.

JACKSONVILLE STATE UNIVERSITY.

>> THERE IS A LOT OF TALENT IN THIS GAME, ERIC LET ME TELL YOU

SOMETHING.

WHEN YOU LOOK AT PLAYERS LIKE MARMADUNE SHAZBOT, HA HA

CLINTON-DIX, AND STRUNK FLUGGET,YOU'RE LOOKING AT PLAYERS WHO

MADE AN IMPACT THIS YEAR.

>> I MEAN, IS HA HA CLINTON-DIX EVEN REAL?

THIS GUY WAS AMAZING.

SO SOLID ALL SEASON LONG FOR THEGREEN BAY PACKERS.

AND WHEN YOU THROW IN GUYS LIKE LEGUME DUPRIX, SWORDLESS

MIMETOWN, AND D'BRICKASHAW FERGUSON, THIS IS SURELY GONNA

BE A SQUAD FOR THE AGES.

>> I AGREE.

NOW LET'S MEET THE PLAYERS FROM THE WEST.

>> PRINCE AMUKAMARA.

UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA.

>> J.R.

JUNIOR JUNIORS JUNIOR.

TEXAS CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY.

>> FAUX DORDLES.

UNIVERSITY OF OREGON.

>> FOZZY WHITTAKER.

THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS.

>> MYRIAD PROFITEROLES.

UTAH.

>> MM.

BUSTERS BROWNCE.

ILLINOIS STATE.

>> TURDINE CUPCAKE.

UNLV.

>> RERUTWEEDS MYTH.

UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON.

>> ISHMAA'ILY KITCHEN.

KENT STATE UNIVERSITY.

>> TAKITTOTHU' LIMIT.

COLLEGE OF THE CANYONS.

>> SNARF MINTZ-PLASSE.

EAST LOS ANGELES COLLEGE.

>> FROSTEE RUCKER.

UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.

>> SPLENDIFEROUS FINCH!

NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY!

>> TRIPLE PARAKEET-SHOES.

BALL STATE.

>> LOGJAMMER D'BAGGAGECLING.

NORTH TEXAS UNIVERSITY.

>> A.A. RON RODGERS.

CAL.

SAINTS DO NOT GO MARCHING IN TODAY, 'CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR THE

SQUEEEEPS SHOW. WE GOT TO GETSOME SQUEEEEPS.

WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL?

>>AW MAN, Y'READY, DAWG?YOU READY, MAN? YOU BETTER

WEAR THAT EXTRA LARGE SHIRT,MAN, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA BE ON YOU

ALL DAY. I'M GONNA BE UP INTHERE NURSING.

>> SET HUT!

>>IT'S A RUN PLAY, RUNPLAY! RUN!

>> YOU BETTER TAKE THE SNAPSHOT,BABY. 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT A

SHUT DOWN CORNERBACK LOOKS LIKE HERE, BABY.

>>TEN HUT.[GRUNT]

>> DANG IT.

COME ON.

[GRUNT]>>GOTCHA.

[REFEREE'S WHISTLE]THAT'S YOUR ONE RIGHT THERE.

THAT'S YOUR ONE, BABY.

THAT'S YOUR ONE.

>> BUT NOT TODAY, BABY.

NOT TODAY.

COME ON.

>> DAMN, MAN.

GOOD THROW, Q.B.

>> WHERE MY SAFETY HELP AT?

>> OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

EVEN A BROKEN CLOCK CAN-- SCORE THREE TOUCHDOWNS

IN THE FIRST HALF.

WHAT'S UP, YA'LL?

HOW YOU DOING.

WHAT'S UP?

>> HEY, WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL?

HEY, MAN, NO, NO, NO.

NO, WE AIN'T GOING TO DO ALL THAT.

WHAT ARE WE DOING, MAN?

AW COME ON, YA'LL.

NAW, MAN. THAT'S GOOD TV RIGHTHERE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

SQUEEEEPS! THIS IS SOME -- OKAY.

YA'LL GOING TO DO ME LIKE THAT THEN.

YA'LL SEE THIS.

WE'RE GOING TO PUT OUR TEACHER HATS ON AND TALK ABOUT WHAT

FOOTBALL INSIDERS CALL THE INVISIBLE WAR.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

IT'S WHAT GOES DOWN ON THE BOTTOM OF A SCRUM THAT

YOU CAN'T SEE AT HOME.

>> THAT'S RIGHT. AND HELPING USOUT TODAY, HALL OF FAME

DEFENSIVE END, WISDOM CALDWELLAND THE CAREER LEADER

IN FUMBLES RECOVERED, LEGENDARYDEFENSIVE END, BRUNDSWICK SMITH.

WHAT'S UP, BRUNDSY? GOOD TO SEEYOU, BRUNDSY.

>> YEAH.

>> ALL RIGHT.

LET'S GET TO IT HERE.

>> OKAY, JIM. LET ME GET TO THATBALL. LET ME GET RIGHT TO ITHERE.

LET'S JUST SAY I'M A WIDERECEIVER.

>> ALL RIGHT.>> LET'S SAY THAT.

[LAUGHTER]>> OKAY.

>> NOW, IF I'M IN THE SCRUM HERE-- YOU HOLD THE BALL, RIGHT?

I'M GOING TO TRY TO GET IN THEMAN'S HEAD, RIGHT?

NOW, WE'RE GOING TO GET INTHERE. I'M GONNA GET IN THAT EAR

HOLE AND I'M GONNA USE SOMEABUSIVE LANGUAGE AND WHAT NOT.

I'M GOING TO BE LIKE HEY, YOU [BLEEP].

I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR [BLEEP],AND [BLEEP] MAN, RIGHT IN THE[BLEEP].

>> WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT,[BLEEP]?

>> SEE? THERE YOU GO. ANDHE DROPPED THE BALL. YOU

TALK ABOUT A MAN'S MAMMA, HE GONNA DROP THAT BALL.

>> THERE'S A VERY WIDE RECEIVERWAY OF DOING THINGS.

>> OH! >> OH!

>> I LIKE THAT.

>> YOU GUYS ARE ALL DEFENSIVE PLAYERS, SO I WANNA

HEAR YOUR TECHNIQUES.

>> IN MY DAY, I PLAYED FROM '93TO '04. THEY WEREN'T FALLING

FOR THAT. YOU COULDN'T BE AFRAIDTO GET YOUR

HANDS DIRTY, ROLL YOUR SLEEVES UP

AND TICKLE A MAN.

>> TICKLE?>> HUH? TICKLE?

>> YEAH.

YEAH. YEAH

RIGHT HERE.

THERE'S A LOT OF WAYS TO TICKLEA MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

YOU GO UP UNDER THERE--

>> WHOA.>> --WITH NO MORE TOUCHING--

>> REAL SUBTLE, GO YOU UP-- >> OH! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

>> YOU DROPPED THE BALL.

>> WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

>> TECHNIQUE.

>> THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

>> WHEN I REALLY WANT TO GETTHEM, I GO FOR THE DOUBLE OOCHIECOOCHIE.

>> NO.>> THE DOUBLE OOCHIE COOCHIE.

>> SORRY, YOUNGBLOOD. NO, NO,NO. I PLAYED IN THE LATE '80S.

I WAS A D.T. THE ONLY WAY TO BE

EFFECTIVE AT ALL IS TO FART IN AMAN'S FACE.

>> SAY WHAT NOW?

>> A FART. I WOULD FART

IN A MAN'S FACE.

FACE TO FART, FART TO THE FACE.

CALL IT THE WARM BREEZE OFDESTRUCTION.

>> YOU GOT AWAY WITH THAT?

>> THEY CANNOT PENALIZE WHAT THEY CANNOT SEE. AND I'LL TELLYOU RIGHT NOW

THERE'S NOT A SINGLE D.T. THAT PLAYED BACK THEN THAT DID NOT

WALK ONTO THE FIELD WITH ATLEAST THREE LOCKED UP IN THECHAMBER.

>> OKAY.

>> I'VE BEEN HOLDING ONE SINCETHEN.

>> THAT'S AMAZING. THANK YOU SOMUCH, BRUNDY.

THAT'S AN INSIGHTFUL ANALYSIS OFWHAT HAPPENS IN THE BOTTOM OF A

SCRUM. THANK YOU SO MUCH-- WIS,YOU OKAY? YOU GOOD?

>> I GOT INTO THE GAME BECAUSE OF THIS MAN RIGHT HERE.

>> AW, WELL, COME ON NOW.

>> AND TO BE HERE NOW?

NOW?

AND TO FIND OUT HE HAS A LEVEL OF BODILY CONTROL THAT I NEVER

EVEN KNEW EXISTED?

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

>> UH-HUH.

>> I APPRECIATE THAT.

I APPRECIATE THAT.

>> THAT'S GOOD.

LET'S GET IN HERE, MAN.

>> LET'S GET IN THERE.

>> LET'S GET SOME OF THAT.

>> THAT'S NICE, MAN.

THIS IS OUR OWN LITTLE SCRUM.

>> THERE HE IS, MARSHAWN LYNCH, MARSHAWN LYNCH.

MARSHAWN, OVER HERE.

CAN PLEASE YOU SHARE WITH USYOUR THOUGHTS ON THE OUTCOME OF

THE GAME?

>> BISCUITS AND GRAVY.

>> MARSHAWN, DID YOU FEEL YOU WERE GETTING MORE PENALTIES

CALLED YOU THAN THE PACKERS INTHE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP?

>> BISCUITS AND GRAVY.

>> MARSHAWN, MARSHAWN, WILL THEGAME PLAN CHANGE ON SUNDAY

TO ACCOUNT FOR NEW ENGLAND'SDEFENSE?

>> AND IF SO HOW?

>> BISCUITS AND GRAVY.

BISCUITS AND GRAVY.

>> IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE ONLY DECIDED TO SAY --

>> BISCUITS AND GRAVY.

>> MARSHAWN, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO EAT FOR DINNER TONIGHT?

>> NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.

>> MARSHAWN-- MARSHAWN-->> MARSHAWN-- MARSHAWN--

>> HOW IN THE WORLD ARE WE TALKING ABOUT BOXTROLLS?

BOXTROLLS?

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT TROLLS WEARING BOXES.

THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING IN THEMOVIE.

YOU GOT TROLLS -- I'M WEARING A BOX.

AND WE'RE GOING TO RAISE A LITTLE HUMAN BABY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT MOVIE WAS CALLED?

THE FIRST TIME?

JUNGLE BOOK.

THEY DIDN'T HAVE NO BOXES AND THAT WAS A CLASSIC.

DON'T RIP OFF JUNGLE BOOK.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WEARING BOXES AS APPAREL.

LEGO MOVIE, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CREATING AN ENTIRE WORLD.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CHILDREN USING THEIR IMAGINATIONS WHILE

THEY WATCH THE FILM AND GO HOME AND PLAY WITH LEGOS AND DO IT

WHEN THEY'RE NOT WATCHING THE FILM.

HOW -- DID YOU NOT SEE -- MMM! OKAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A NEW AND INTERESTING TAKE ON THE BATMAN

LEGEND.

THAT'S WHAT LEGO MOVIE IS DOING.

ANOTHER NEW AND INTERESTING TAKEON THE BATMAN LEGEND.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT AMERICA SEEING CHRIS PRATT, WHO IS

DELICIOUS.

>> AND LET'S BREAK IN THE HOST OF CCN SPORTS DEBATE SHOW, NO,

YOU SHUT UP, PLEASE WELCOMEHARRY PETERS.

>> THANK YOU.>> NOW, HARRY, FROM YOUR POINTOF VIEW

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST ON FIELD BATTLE THAT WE'LL SEE IN THE

SUPER BOWL?

>> THE OBVIOUS ANSWER IS TOM BRADY VERSUS RICHARD SHERMAN.

THE CLASSIC BATTLE OF STYLES.

BRADY, THE HARDEST WORKING MOST INTELLIGENT PLAYER IN THE GAME.

AND ON THE OTHER END OF THESPECTRUM, SHERMAN. HERE'S A GUY

WHOSE GOT TO BE ONE OF THE MOSTPHYSICALLY GIFTED CREATURES

TO EVER GRACE THE SPORT.>> OKAY, OKAY. POINT TAKEN.

BUT RICHARD SHERMAN IS ALSO AHARD WORKER, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

>> HE'S A SMART GUY.

HE GRADUATED STANFORD.

>> 100%.

HE'S VERY ARTICULATE.

BUT FOR THE REAL BATTLE, THE REAL FOOTBALL AFICIONADO WILL

HAVE TO LOOK TO THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE.

NEW ENGLAND NOSE TACKLE, VINCEWILFORK, A TRUE FREAK OF NATURE,

IS GONNA HAVE HIS HANDS FULLWITH SEATTLE CENTER MAX UNGER.

ONE OF THE KEENLY ANALYTICALMINDS IN THE LEAGUE.

>> UNGER? KEENLY ANALYTICAL? YOUKNOW, HARRY, I'M SORRY.

DO YOU NOTICE ANY TENDENCIES YOU MAY HAVE WHEN YOU'RE

DESCRIBING CERTAIN TYPES OFPLAYERS?

>> I DON'T FOLLOW.

I CALL 'EM LIKE I SEE 'EM.

>> OKAY.

>> HOW ABOUT THIS?

HOW ABOUT THIS.

HOW ABOUT WE NAME SOME PLAYERS AND WHEN WE SAY THEIR NAMES

YOU THROW OUT THE FIRSTADJECTIVE THAT COMES TO MIND?

>> I'M GAME.

>> JULIAN EDELMAN.

>> INDUSTRIOUS.

>> MARSHAWN LYNCH.

>> SPECIMEN.

>> STEPHEN HOUSTON.

>> STICK-TO-IT-IVENESS.

>> CAM CHANCELLOR.

>> MIRACLE BABY.

>> LUKE WILSON.

>> CEREBRAL.

>> LeGARRETTE BLOUNT. >> VOODOO.

>> ROB NINKOVICH. >> A TACTICAL MASTERMIND.

>> DARRELLE REVIS.

>> MAGICAL POWERS THAT HELEARNED FROM HIS GRANDMA.

>> COME ON, HARRY! WHAT!? >> I CALLS 'EM LIKE I SEES 'EM.

>> OKAY, I GOT ONE.

RUSSELL WILSON.

>> HYBRID.

>> HE SAID HYBRID.

>> HYBRID. THAT CAME OUT OF HISMOUTH.

>> BRAINS. GIFTS. HYBRID.>> I KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING HERE.

WAIT A SECOND.

HOW ABOUT ROB GRONKOWSKI?

>> SILVERBACK GORILLA.

>> THAT'S TRUE.

>> YOU CAN DO IT.

>> YOU'RE GOOD.

HOW MUCH WE DOWN BY, YO?

>> DOWN BY 30.

>> 30?

>> YEAH, DONKEY TEETH, 30. >> GOTTA GET THIS GOING THEN,HUH?

>> WOO, WOO! WOO!

OOH! WOO.

>> WOO.

>> NICE SACK, MAN.

NICE SACK.

THERE YOU GO, BABY.

>> WOO! >> ALL RIGHT.

>> WOO. >> LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

NOT DONE WITH MY DANCE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> NOT DONE WITH MY DANCE.

SACK DANCE CHILLIN'.

>> YOU HURT YOURSELF, RIGHT?

>> THIS IS MY -- ALL RIGHT.

THIS IS MY CELEBRATION DANCE.

>> I HEARD A SCREAM LIKE IN PAIN.

>> I SAID, "AAA. NOT IN MYHOUSE."

IT'S MY SACK DANCE.

>> ALL RIGHT, MAN. COOL.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?STYLIN', PROFILIN'. AAAAA.

>> ALL RIGHT, MAN. HE'S INJURED.REF! REF!

>> UNSPORTSMAN LIKE CONDUCT,NUMBER 91. 15 YARD

PENALTY. AUTOMATIC FIRST DOWN.

>> SHOW YOU THE NEXT PART OF MY DANCE.

AAAAH! SACK DANCE CHILLIN'>> DONKEY TEETH, IT'S NOT

LOOKING TOO GOOD, MAN.

>> NOT LOOKING GOOD? YO.

HEY, ROOKIE.

>> YEAH.

>> YOU DO THE DANCE WITH ME,MAN.

READY?

AAAH! SACK DANCE CHILLIN'.>> DO I MAKE THE NOISE?

>> YOU GOT TO MAKE THE NOISE.

THAT'S PART OF THE THING.

>> AAAH! SACK DANCE CHILLIN'.

AND NOW A SNEAK PEEK OF OUR NEXT EPISODE OF "LEGENDS OF THE

GAME" OVER ON CCN SPORTSCLASSIC.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> CHECK IT OUT.

>> GIVE ME SOME KNUCKLES,GENTLEMEN.

>> YOU AINT' GONNA GET NOKNUCKLES FROM US.

>> SOME SAY HE COULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST PLAYER ON HIS TEAM.

OR PERHAPS THE GREATEST PLAYER OF HIS GENERATION.

PERHAPS HE COULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME--

IF ONLY HE DIDN'T RUN IN SLOW MOTION.

>> BUT HOW ARE YOU GOING TONOMINATE "SELMA" FOR BEST FILM

AND AVA DUVERNAY NOTGONNA GET A DIRECTOR NOMINATION?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND EXACTLY HOWTHAT WORKS.

I'M NOT A MEMBER OF THE ACADEMY,BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THINGS ARE A

LITTLE BACKWARDS, THERE.

WOULDN'T YOU AGREE, MARSHAWN?

>> BISCUITS AND GRAVY. >> FURTHERMORE, HOW Y'ALL GONNA

GIVE BENNETT MILLER A BESTDIRECTOR NOMINATION BUT

YOU'RE NOT GONNA NOMINATE THEFILM "FOXCATCHER," WHICH HE

DIRECTED, WHICH WAS GOOD. HEWAS MASTERFUL IN HIS JOB? IT'S

JUST I DON'T-- YOU KNOW-- WHAT'SGOING ON?

LIKE WHAT'S THE LOGIC THERE? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,

IF HE DID THAT GOOD OF A JOB,THEN HOW COME

THE FILM IS NOT NOMINATED FOR ANACADEMY AWARD.

>> BISCUITS AND GRAVY.

>> YOU GET TO NOMINATE TEN FILMSEVERY YEAR. BUT THIS YEAR YOU

DECIDE YOU'RE ONLY GOING TONOMINATE EIGHT FILMS. IF YOU GOT

THE SPACE TO DO IT, AND YOU ALLLIKE "FOXCATCHER" SO MUCH

THAT YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE THEDIRECTOR A DIRECTOR NOMINATION,

THEN WHYWOULD YOU NOT NOMINATE THE FILM?

SAME GOES FOR AVA DUVERNAY.

YOU ALREADY MADE "SELMA" A FILMTHAT YOU WANT TO WIN THE AWARD.

BUT THEN YOU'RE NOT GONNA LETHER GET HER DUE

OR HER ACCOLADES?

IT'S SOMETHING -- SOMETHING SEEMS OFF HERE.

SOMETHING SEEMS OFF.

>> BISCUITS AND GRAVY.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

I'M SORRY.

WE NEEDED TO GET THAT OFF OF MY CHEST.

NOW MARSHAWN HAS SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT THAT HE NEEDS TO SAY

THAT IS CLOSE TO HIS HEART.

MARSHAWN?

>> BISCUITS AND GRAVY. >> NO, SOMETHING REALLY REAL

THAT HE WANTS TO SAY WITH A FULLSENTENCE.

>> THERE WAS A BISCUIT WITH SOMEGRAVY.

>> NOPE.

GO ON, MARSHAWN.

SPEAK YOUR MIND, MARSHAWN LYNCH.

>> I JUST THINK THAT THE PRODUCERS OF INTO THE WOODS DID

THEIRSELVES A DISSERVICE BUT NOTINCLUDING NARRATER FROM THE

ORIGINAL MUSICAL THEATER PRODUCTION.

>> BOOM! AS IN LEGION OF --

>> THAT'S ON YOU.

THAT'S ON YA'LL.

BISCUITS AND GRAVY.

>> UH-HUH.

WE'RE NOT TAKING ANY QUESTIONS.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

GO HAWKS!

ONCE AGAIN, WE'RE HERE WITH THE UNSTOPPABLE BRUNDSWICK SMITH AND

RICHARD CALDWELL.

THE FOOTBALL FIELD EXTENDS BEYOND 100 YARDS.

>> IT'S 120.

>> COUNTING THE ENZONED.

>> BERTRAM HASN'T SPENT MUCH TIME DOWN THERE.

>> OH HO?

>> LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HOW THE PATRIOTS WILL STOP THE PASSING

ATTACK.

BRUNDSWICK, YOU'RE RUSSELL WILSON.

>> I'LL BE DOUG WILSON.

>> AND YOU'RE DARRELLE REVIS.

>> AND YOU'RE WHOEVER YOU WANT.

>> I GOT IT.

>> THIS A KEY TO SUPER BOWL XLIX.

BALDWIN WILL HAVE TO SLIP PAST THE COVERAGE OF REVIS.

HE WILL BE LIKE DOOT, DOOT.

>> UH-OH.

>> SOMEBODY THINKS IT'S A REAL GAME.

>> REVIS BUMP BALL.

THAT'S A LINE-UP.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

OKAY.

>> I UNDERSTAND THESE TINY FIELDSIMULATIONS YOU LIVING

VICARIOUSLY AS OPPOSED TO ME THAT PLAYED IN AND WON A SUPER

BOWL.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

>> HE PULLED THE RING OUT.

>> KING?

>> KING.

>> I GOT THE RING.

>> I GOT EIGHT PRO BOWLS, BABY.

VERSUS ONE SUPER BOWL?

EIGHT BOWLS TO ONE.

>> EIGHT BOWLS IS BETTER THAN ONE BOWL?

>> IS THIS A CEREAL COMMERCIAL?

>> LET'S DO THE PLAY OVER AGAIN.

>> ALL RIGHT.

IN THE REAL GAME, WE DO THE PLAY.

HIKE, HIKE! >> HE'S GOING TO TRY TO SLIP

PAST -- HE'S GOING TO SQUEEZE --GOING TO SQUEEZE PAST DARRELLE

REVIS HERE.

>> I GOT YOU.

>> LET ME PASS.

>> I GOT YOU.

>> JUST LET ME PASS.

>> PASS THEN.

>> LET ME GET PAST.

>> GO FOR IT.

>> I'M TRYING TO SHOW THE AUDIENCE A PAY.

>> WHERE YOU GOING?

>> I'M TRYING TO GET PAST YOU.

>> NO, YOU AIN'T.

>> YOU STEPPED OUT-OF-BOUNDS.

>> THIS IS A TINY FIELD, DUDE.

>> OUT-OF-BOUNDS.

>> JUST RUN THE PLAY.

>> NO, NO.

YOU LET GO.

>> YOU BETTER LET GO.

>> SHOE IS UNTIED.

>> LOAFERS, BABY.

ALL DAY, LOAFERS.

>> WE CAN TALK ABOUT SPORTS.

>> THIS IS THE SUPER BOWL.

>> GIVE ME THE RING.

>> GOT ME RING.

>> YOU RIPPED OFF MY RING.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY RING.

DON'T TOUCH MY RING.

I'LL BITE YOUR FINGERS OFF.

YOU WON'T HAVE NO FINGERS LEFT.

>> I NEVER LIKED YOU.