Wednesday, April 13, 2016

  • 04/13/2016

Ilana Glazer, Paul W. Downs and Lucia Aniello of "Time Traveling Bong" design gaming-inspired suits, list #StonerSciFi and give authority figures a piece of their minds.

Being a nerd is hard work, youguys.

Uh, but don't ask me.I'm a fake geek girl.

Now, there's a ton of comics.There's...

That's so true. That's funny.

There's comics to read,there's games to play,

there's so many movies to watch,

people with bad opinions onlineto argue with,

and now, suits to buy!

OppoSuits just introducedthe PAC-MAN suit.

Now, a lot of people tweeted methis suit right here.

Which, um, I really haveto point out now--

this legit looks like a suitpeople would wear to my funeral.


Now, I knew this would beremarkably on brand for me,

but as a 44-year-old manwho's about to get married,

I think maybe,maybe a head-to-to PAC-MAN suit

is just a little much at thispoint in my life, all right?

Maybe I'm not gonna do that.

Okay, maybethere are better things

I should be doing with my timethan wearing PAC-MAN suits.

But, comedians,what's another gaming-inspired

fashion trend on the horizon?Paul.

It's two pair of pantsyou wear over each other,

and it's called Pants, Pants, Revolution.

-HARDWICK: Yes. Points.-(laughter)

-Absolutely. Absolutely. -Oh, myGod. -(applause and cheering)

That's so good.


Uh, Super Mario cardigan.

-HARDWICK: Yes.-Cart.

-That's good. Still even?-HARDWICK: Points. Points.


Sonic the Wedge... hog.

-Yes. Points. Perfect. Perfect.-(laughter, applause)

(laughs)Tonight we've got the cast

of Time Traveling Bong, which is a show the reminds us

that science fictionand marijuana

are a match made in heaven.

(whooping, applause)

(speaks indistinctly)


Or at least a match in the alleybehind a Colorado GameStop.

Which is why we're gonnapuff puff pass to the future

with tonight's hashtag#StonerSciFi. #StonerSciFi.

Examples might be: Bong Water World,

and: The Day the Earth Stood Still on the Couch.

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.

-Lucia. -Neil deGrass Tyson.

Perfect. Points.

-Ilana. -Chill Max.

Yes. Points.

-Paul. -The Force Awakens Around Noon.


-Ilana. -Rad Max.


-Paul. -Donny Danko.



Okay, last one. Mad Max: Blurry Road.

All right. Points.Yeah, I like it.

-Paul.-Uh, Man in the White Castle.

All right. Points.

-Lucia.-Um, Indica-ception.

-Yes. Points. Points.-(laughter)

-Paul. -Doctor Who's Ordering Pizza?

Yeah. Points.

-Ilana. -Planet of the Vapes.



-Blunt Runner. (chuckles)-Yeah. Perfect. Perfect.

-Yeah, Lucia.-Um, Are You a Time Cop?

You Have to Tell Me If You're a Time Cop.

I showed you Kid Rockgiving the finger to The Man.

Yeah, (bleep) you, The Man.And I asked you to deliver

your own (bleep) you to The Man.Let's see what you came up with.

Paul, let's start with you.


-Hey.-Um... -No.

I didn't... I didn'tmean to tweet that one.

Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.

-I did not mean that.-Sweet turd cutter, Paul.

-Oh, thank you. Thank you.-Uh...

I like... A turd cutter--

-that is (bleep) gross.-I've never heard that.

-Yeah, that's good. Turd cutter?-That's so gross.

It's making me...Aah! That's gross!

-Turd cutter?-Don't (bleep) in your thong.

-Take it off and take a dump.-Yeah.

-HARDWICK: No. -Well, no, youcan-you can move it and (bleep).

-You can just move it. Yeah.-Yeah, but you don't slice 'em.

-HARDWICK: Yeah!-No.

-It's not like a... -HARDWICK(laughing): You slice them.

That's a sharp thong if itslices your (bleep).

It just

This-this turns youinto a logging camp.

-Like, it's just, like, asit's... -Oh. -Oh.

Uh, Lucia.



GLAZER:That's very Lucia.

I feel that. I feel that.


S...(laughs) Whoa!

-Yeah, you're not taking any...-Rule-breaker!

-That's good.-I'm a rule-breaker.