June 18, 2009 - Paul Muldoon

In this episode, someone finally agrees to accept Gitmo detainees. Oooh, I hope it's Gitmo. Then, Congress passes a new tobacco bill -- they thought it would make them look cooler. And my guest is Pulitzer Prize-winning poet Paul Muldoon. I'll nail him so hard, you can bet that he'll swoon. To make a long story short, give Joe Biden a sedative. This is The Colbert Report.