The Half Hour

Maronzio Vance

Season 1 E 8 • 06/01/2012

Maronzio Vance faces off with a mall kiosk employee, fantasizes about a store that would make dating easier and reveals a compliment he gave that went horribly awry.

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Rory Scovel

Rory Scovel takes comfort from Southern pilots, enjoys sex shop browsing and detests airport security.
05/11/2012
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Michael Palascak

Michael Palascak discusses his fear of ghost babies, his mixed feelings about SUVs and living with his parents after college.
05/11/2012
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Na'im Lynn

Na'im Lynn describes how to secure a South African bride, the benefits of an alcohol colonic and why racism is counterproductive.
05/18/2012
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Neal Brennan

Neal Brennan explores depressing BBC news reporting, erotic photography of male bodies and his feelings about President Obama.
05/18/2012
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Brendon Walsh

Brendon Walsh discusses everything from the postcoital thoughts of Fleshlight owners to the joys of wearing a fake mustache.
05/25/2012
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Nick Vatterott

Nick Vatterott does his best to avoid offending his fans, explains what he loves most about Halloween and imitates an unusual comic and a hardcore baby.
05/25/2012
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Theo Von

Theo Von shares his feelings about the PT Cruiser Convertible, fantasizes about the best way to spend money and explains his text-based friendship with a total stranger.
06/01/2012
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S1 • E8
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Maronzio Vance

Maronzio Vance faces off with a mall kiosk employee, fantasizes about a store that would make dating easier and reveals a compliment he gave that went horribly awry.
06/01/2012
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S1 • E9
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Joe Mande

Joe Mande shares tales of Twitter warfare, describes a terrifyingly confident girl in his neighborhood and imagines the life of the first man to drink milk.
06/08/2012
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Garfunkel and Oates

Garfunkel & Oates sing about Pat Robertson, smug pregnancies and orgasmic Go-Karts.
06/08/2012
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David O'Doherty

David O'Doherty lays down sweet keyboard tunes about Shakira, the Internet and text messages.
06/15/2012
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Jesse Popp

Jesse Popp covers everything from surviving life without health insurance to his true feelings about "Star Wars," Guinness World Records and the moon landing conspiracy.
06/15/2012
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Dan Soder

Dan Soder suspects millennials ruin everything with gentrification and too many abbreviations.
05/03/2013
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Nikki Glaser

Nikki Glaser discusses the perils of home waxing, explains what's keeping her from getting pregnant and ruminates about the plusses and minuses of sober sex.
05/03/2013
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Erik Griffin

Erik Griffin shares his fear of horror movies, describes the different types of Workaholics fans and describes the pre-old age range.
05/10/2013
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Joe DeRosa

Joe DeRosa describes living in a crazy city, reveals who's preventing him from getting in shape and offers a suggestion to people torn between religion and science.
05/10/2013
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Dan St. Germain

Dan St. Germain discusses his feelings about being single, living in New York City, the Connecticut Muffin chain and Evan Williams whiskey.
05/17/2013
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Sean O'Connor

Sean O'Connor explains the importance of glitter at a Ke$ha concert, how he briefly became a gay porn star and why Halloween is his favorite holiday.
05/17/2013
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