Benderama

  • Season 6, Ep 617
  • 06/23/2011

Bender gains the ability to self-replicate, threatening to overrun Earth with vast swarms of himself.

Scruffy, what is that tinyBender doing in my soup?

It appears to be givingyou the finger, sir. Enjoy.

(Bender belches, laughs)

(Bender screams)

(pings softly)

(chomping)

(beeping, bell dings)

What?

This placeis crawling with you's!

So there'smore Benders around.

As far as I'm concerned,that's good news.

PROFESSOR:Bad news, everyone.

Look at this infinite seriesrepresenting the mass

of successivegenerations of Benders.

(beeps)

(Amy and Hermes gasping)

Don't wait for me.

It's non-convergent!

Oh, dip!

Unless we quicklyexterminate them,

they'll replicate ad infinitum

and consumeall the matter on Earth.

(all gasp)

According to my calculations,

there are 11 generationsat the moment.

That's 2,046 total Benderswe need to destroy.

Wait, does that include me?

(shot fires, Bender groans)

(groans)

Too bad he didn'thave his own Bible.

Just 2,045 more to go.

(blowing raspberry)

(sizzling)

(beeps)

(crunching)

Hey, you!

(laughs)

Good evening.

Who are youcalling drunk?

You're not drunk.I'm drunk.

That's right, Linda.

Water is now.... now booze,

and everyone's tiddy muchprotally fit-shaced.

(hiccups)

Turning to sports,the Indy 500 was today.

There were no survivors.

This chair is so comfortable.

(retching)

(laughs)Classic Amy.

You want to see apicture of my boy?

Sure.

That's your penis.

That's my boy.

I guess thisisn't... n-not so bad.

As long as we don't needto use our mental...

mental...

Minds?

What?

(yelling and clamoring)

No, listen.

I... freakinglove you.

And I don't throwthat word around.

I know you don't.

That's why I love you.

Are the pizza muffins ready?

(tapping glass)

(screaming)

He's here forrevenging, that's why!

No! Wait!I'm here to apologize.

For your looks?

(laughs)Nice one.

Well, yes, actually,it is sort of related to that.

Can we talk?

Grabbing your spaceshipwas not okay.

I-I lost my cool, and I'm sorry.

In group, I learnedthat I tend to be a bit...

Repulsive?(laughs)

Sensitive.

So now I'm, like,trying to work on my attitude,

and project an airof positivity.

You're projecting an airof something.

Phew!

You're so stinky, you need RightGuard and Left Guard. (laughs)

I'll take your hygiene adviceto heart.

You're ugly!

(cackling)

(weapons firing)

Hey! Ow!

Yo, freak show!

Your face has been declareda weapon of mass disgusting.

(laughs)

Timeless.

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