In this episode, terror-terror-bo-berror banana-fana-fo-ferror fee-fi-mo-merror: the war on terror. Then, news, news and more news; I'll boil it down to just news. Plus, I'll see if congressional scholar Norman Ornstein can survive when we unplug him from his think tank. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, come one, come all, step right up and marvel the exotic and mysterious freak show. It walks, it talks, it crawls on its belly like a reptile. No photographs! No papier-mache. It is the truth. This is The Colbert Report.