In this episode, the Catholic Church reaches out to former members -- they're this close to getting Sinead O'Connor back. Then, which colleges produce the most billionaires? I say the ones with actual ivory towers. And my guest, Gail Collins, has written a history of the modern American woman. Her interview will be 77% as long as interviews with my male guests. I'm sitting in the catbird seat. Sorry, catbird, you should have called "savesies." This is The Colbert Report.