BENDER: All right.
"Hands in the air"rhymes with "just don't care."
And... finished.
( sniffing )
Eck, smells somethingdied in the wall.
Surprise!
Mind if wecrash here tonight?
The colors in the vanare keeping us awake.
All right.
But hands off the mini bar.
Wow, I forgot about TV.
Living free on the road,
you realize how much betterlife is without it.
Well, let's see what's on.
ANNOUNCER:Tuesday, Golden Gate Park...
... will strumyour brains out at:
Featuring...
And special guest Bender!
A portion of the proceedsmight go to help broken robots.
Yeah!Hooray, robots.
Bender,you're famous.
(sniffling):Yeah.
This coming togetherof superstars
really meansa lot to you,doesn't it, Bender?
(sniffling):Uh-huh.
Helping mydefective brothers
is the first thingI've ever cared about
even the slightest bit.
( sobbing ):You know, whenI first got broken,
I thoughtmy life was over.
But look at me now.
I got fame, money, groupies,
and it's all thanks to beingcompletely immobilized.
That's why I'll be proud
to go up on stage tomorrowand say
"Look at me, world.
I am a broken robot."
Bender, you can move!
You're cured!
Oh, crap!
It's a miracle.
Well, everyone, prepareto get your guts kicked out
by folk singers.
( gentle Chinese music playing )
What is this?
The year of the jerk?
( horn honking )
Hurry, the Golden Gate Bridge.
Put the metal to the pedalto the other metal.
( all yelling )
BENDER:Oh, no.
I forgot this is a Hoverbridge.
And I forgot thisisn't a Hovercar.
Is any of that a problem?
Not if you've liveda life without regret.
( shrieking )
( all screaming )
I'll save me.
Quick, grab his foot cups.
( all sighing with relief )
( yelling )
Bummer.
BENDER:Someone fat get in my way!
( disoriented moaning )
