BENDER: All right.

"Hands in the air"rhymes with "just don't care."

And... finished.

( sniffing )

Eck, smells somethingdied in the wall.

Surprise!

Mind if wecrash here tonight?

The colors in the vanare keeping us awake.

All right.

But hands off the mini bar.

Wow, I forgot about TV.

Living free on the road,

you realize how much betterlife is without it.

Well, let's see what's on.

ANNOUNCER:Tuesday, Golden Gate Park...

... will strumyour brains out at:

Featuring...

And special guest Bender!

A portion of the proceedsmight go to help broken robots.

Yeah!Hooray, robots.

Bender,you're famous.

(sniffling):Yeah.

This coming togetherof superstars

really meansa lot to you,doesn't it, Bender?

(sniffling):Uh-huh.

Helping mydefective brothers

is the first thingI've ever cared about

even the slightest bit.

( sobbing ):You know, whenI first got broken,

I thoughtmy life was over.

But look at me now.

I got fame, money, groupies,

and it's all thanks to beingcompletely immobilized.

That's why I'll be proud

to go up on stage tomorrowand say

"Look at me, world.

I am a broken robot."

Bender, you can move!

You're cured!

Oh, crap!

It's a miracle.

Well, everyone, prepareto get your guts kicked out

by folk singers.

( gentle Chinese music playing )

What is this?

The year of the jerk?

( horn honking )

Hurry, the Golden Gate Bridge.

Put the metal to the pedalto the other metal.

( all yelling )

BENDER:Oh, no.

I forgot this is a Hoverbridge.

And I forgot thisisn't a Hovercar.

Is any of that a problem?

Not if you've liveda life without regret.

( shrieking )

( all screaming )

I'll save me.

Quick, grab his foot cups.

( all sighing with relief )

( yelling )

Bummer.

BENDER:Someone fat get in my way!

( disoriented moaning )