In this episode, the baby boomers are headed out to pasture, and this time it's not to listen to Country Joe and the Fish. Then, I'll ask investigative reporter Carl Bernstein why Deep Throat couldn't have turned out to be somebody hotter. Plus, we'll explain the joy of field dressing a carcass to children. The truth hurts. Fortunately for America, I'm a masochist. This is The Colbert Report.