In this episode, record high gas prices force Congress to take dramatic action. That action? Talking about it. Also, Veteran's Day gets re-branded for a younger generation. We take honoring our war heroes to the extreme! Then, journalist Cokie Roberts is here. I'll tell her why, in college, my nickname was also Cokie. Plus, you write, my assistant reads and I answer your e-mails. Hey moon-doggie, wax your board and catch a wave -- the truth's up. This is The Colbert Report.