People on the street offer their presidential decisions; Carlos devises products to aid foreclosure victims and contemplates a John McCain presidency.
Angry White Guy Brian cleans crap out of airplane bathrooms, and Carlos ponders a rice-based drug trade.
Carlos salutes a small-town gay man and just wants women to tell him what to do.
Carlos bitch smacks Prius drivers, proposes a unique service for celebrities who abuse drugs and locates the mysterious undocumented immigrant.
Carlos takes down a cheating polygamist, attempts to fight crime as a police officer with Alzheimer's, and hosts a children's TV program in a third world country.