After testifying against the Robot Mafia, Bender goes into hiding in the witness relocation program.
People call our star witnessMr. X,
whose appearance will be alteredbe-caw-se he's in grave danger.
(gallery gasps,Hyperchicken clucks)
Bender, I've been lookingfor you.
Which cake do you like betterfor our wedding?
Aah, fix it, fix it,fix it, fix it!
Whew, that was close.
Isn't it true, Mr. X,
that you are slanderingthis innocent mafioso
to distractfrom your own felonious past,
including a crimeyou made up yourself
That's a whollyowned trademark
of RodriguezCrime Concepts, Inc.
Besides, I'm noton trial here.
You're on trialin Courtroom Three.
You are charged
with two counts ofburgle-arson-arceny.
How do you plead?
BENDER: And then the Donbot said, "Sorry, Calculon,"
and then Calculon said,
I think we've heard enough.
Wait, I'm not finished.
...o!Now I'm finished.
Your Honor,the prosecution roosts.
Have you reached a verdict?
After a steamy12-way deliberation,
we find the accused guilty as...
The Donbot is innocent.
Calculon,who is that escorting you?
My personal trainer,and he's trained me
to say that my woundswere self-inflicted,
for you see I ama big Hollywood idiot dumb guy
what does dat sort of ting.
We find the Donbot...
Honey, if you'remarrying Bender,
you might want to geta black dress for the wedding.
That's goingto look hot.
Sorry if I wasa little hostile before,
but snipping is the only reasonI'm even tolerated around here.
Not like you, with thosemagnificent squeezers.
They're clamps,you (bleep)!
If I want to (bleep)snip with these clamps,
I will snip with these(bleep) clamps!
Why do you thinkthey call me...
Francis,I have good news!
It's timefor your first delivery...
to the moon!
Fan (bleep) tastic!
Here's the 200 feet of ropeyou ordered, Sheriff Furley.
You fellers want to stick aroundfor the hanging tomorrow?
It's gonna be a doozy.
I sure do lovehanging people.
Well, I best startcutting the nooses.
Oh, you knowwho could help with that?
Nice job, Francis.
I like howyou didn't get drunk
and steal anyone's organs,like our old robot.
Bender, it's me Fry!