Eric Andre & T.J. Miller

  • Season 2, Ep 6
  • 08/13/2013

Anthony critiques celebrity fashion and reveals a box of props; Eric Andre and T.J. Miller cause mayhem.

IT'S LIKE THE AIR WE BREATHE.

WHETHER YOU NOTICE IT OR NOT,

YOU NEED IT TO LIVE.

BUT NO TWO PEOPLE EVER SEEMTO WEAR IT THE SAME.

SO LET'S TAKE A PEEKAT SOME SIMILAR LOOKS

TO FIND OUT WHO WORE IT BETTER.

YEAH.[cheers and applause]

FIRST UP WE'VE GOTCHRISTINA AGUILERA

OR KRISTEN STEWART.

KRISTEN STEWART SWUNGFOR THE FASHION FENCES

AND PARKED ONEIN THE STYLE SECTION

WHILE CHRISTINA AGUILERA LOOKSLIKE A TEN-POUND GENIE

IN A FIVE-POUND BOTTLE.

UP NEXTIT DOESN'T GET ANY EASIER.

TAYLOR SWIFTOR ABORIGINE MOM.

ABORIGINE MOM SWUNGFOR THE FASHION FENCES

AND PARKED ONEIN THE STYLE SECTION...

WHILE TAYLOR SWIFTLOOKS LIKE SHE JUST TOOK

A BLOW DART IN THE BUSH.

NOW LET'S LOOKAT 13-POUND BABY

OR HEAT STROKE FROG MASCOT.

HEAT STROKE FROG MASCOTSWUNG FOR THE FASHION FENCES

AND PARKED ONEIN THE STYLE SECTION...

WHILE 13-POUND BABY DOESN'T LOOKLIKE SHE'S GONNA BE

MUCH OF A JUMPER.

MOVING ONTO BALD GEORGE BUSH SR.

OR BAT BOY.

BAT BOY SWUNGFOR THE FASHION FENCES

AND PARKED ONEIN THE STYLE SECTION...

WHILE BALD GEORGE BUSH SR.

DOESN'T LOOKLIKE HE'S GONNA GET

FOUR MORE YEARS OF ANYTHING.

NOW THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.

ARIEL CASTROOR LOVE-A-LOT CARE BEAR.

TIE.

NEXT WE HAVE OPRAH WINFREY

OR ANGRY LIZARD.

ANGRY LIZARD SWUNGFOR THE FASHION FENCES

AND PARKED ONEIN THE STYLE SECTION...

WHILE OPRAH WINFREYMAKES ME WANT TO 'FRO UP.

AND FINALLYWHO WORE IT BETTER,

DISGRACED YANKEE ALEX RODRIGUEZ

OR STEAMING PILE OF [bleep]?

[cheers and applause]

STEAMING PILE OF [bleep]SWUNG FOR THE FASHION FENCES

AND PARKED ONEIN THE STYLE SECTION...

WHILE A-ROD LOOKSLIKE A STEAMING PILE OF [bleep]

WITH A BAD HIP.

AND THAT WAS"WHO WORE IT BETTER?"

WHO'S ALWAYS WANTEDTO BE LIKE ME,

IT'S TJ MILLER.

[cheers and applause]

- I CAN'T [bleep] LOOKAT THAT THING.

I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLETO JACK OFF FOR WEEKS

LOOKING AT THAT [bleep] MASK.

- PANEL, PANEL, PANEL.LET'S DO SOME PANEL.

- NOW, TJ, I TURNED DOWNA ROLE

IN YOUR UPCOMING MOVIE SEARCH PARTY.

HOW'D YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

- WELL, IT'S TOUGH, ANTHONY,

BECAUSE THERE'S NO ONE LIKE YOU.

SO I GUESS I DON'T THINKTHE MOVIE CAN BE AS GREAT

'CAUSE YOU WEREN'T IN IT.

HELL, IT'S HARD ENOUGHTO BE AROUND YOU

KNOWING THAT I'LL NEVER BETHE COMEDIAN THAT YOU ARE.

I'VE ALWAYS--I DON'T KNOWIF YOU AGREE

WITH THIS, BUT I WOULD JUST LOVETO LIVE A DAY IN YOUR SHOES,

BE INSIDE OF YOU.

I WISH I COULD LOOK LIKE YOUIF YOU WERE DEAD IN A RIVER

FOR THREE DAYS...

AND THEN YOU WERE REGENERATED.

- YOU LOOK LIKE THE GUYFROM HALLOWEEN

IF HE WORE HIS SKINON THE OUTSIDE OF THE MASK.

- GOOD BURN.

- YOU LOOK LIKE TJ MILLER,ONLY EMPLOYABLE.

- OOH.THAT'S TOO SOON.

THAT'S TOO SOON.

I DON'T RESPECT THAT ONE.

TJ MILLER,DEFEND YOUR TWEET.

- ANTHONY, I'VE BEEN SENTFROM THE FUTURE.

GOD GAVE YOU CANCER!

- THANKS, SIX FLAGS.NOW SIT DOWN.

BUT THAT WAS A GOOD DEFENSE.

IT'S A GOOD DEFENSE.

ERIC, ON TO YOU.

ERIC![firecrackers bursting]

THAT WAS ERIC.

WE DIDN'T--NO ONE KNEW.

- I MEAN, THIS ISTHE BEST GODDAMN TELEVISION

I'VE EVER SEEN.

[cheers and applause]

- WELL, THAT WASHIGHLY UNPROFESSIONAL.

WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA GET SUED.

- HEY, IF ANYBODYWANTS A HAMBURGER

MADE COMPLETELY OUT OF SEVEREDMALAWI BLACK MARKET DICK,

I'VE GOT IT.

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