Kirk Steele

  • Season 2, Ep 8
  • 03/04/2015

Abbi tries to extort Trey after she discovers one of his secrets, but the plan quickly goes awry.

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(woman) Ohh... ah!

(man) Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

(man) Yeah.

Oh yeah, oh, unh.

Oh...

Unh...

Ah...Mmm...

Yeah, that's a nice beach ball...

Oh, yeah, uh...

(gasping)

Uh... uh.... oh...

Trey.

♪ Four and three and twoand one-one ♪♪

Celebrity's favorite foods.

Original pieces,people!

Bitch's gottabuy a mirror here.

Come on, come on!

I did it, Ilana.

I gave all the clothesto the homeless people.Whoo!

Good job, bud.

Originals.

Tapas.

I'm into them.

How about two?

I mean,they're 40 bucks.

But I'm feeling reallygreat right now.

I'm in a great mood.

I'll give you twofor $60.

Love it.Well, I meant $2.00.

We'll take it.No way.

Ilana.No way.

No.

I'm like, what, am I gonnasell my soul?It's good to have standards.

$2.00.Okay, let's do it.

Oh.That's hysterical.

$40, huh?

Yeah, which isa really great deal,

uh, considering the art willonly continue to appreciate.

Of course, shrimp cocktail'sRon Howard's favorite food.

He probably has itthree, four times a week,

that (bleep) pussy.

Uh, it'sa fictional series

based on the artist'simagination, um--

Wait a minute, you meanthis is not real?

Like Bruce Springsteen'sfavorite food is not a tomato?

No, I mean, he's from Jersey,so I put him with a tomato

'cause I was like, that's amarriage, you know, that works.

Ah, come on,this is unbelievable!

What kind of (bleep)is this?

What?Is it that unbelievable?

Forty doll-- I give $40,I'm gonna get a little more

than artwork from you overthere, sweet cheeks.

Why don't you (bleep)my (bleep) dick?

Hey, listen,I've been there, sweetie.

I've been there.

To my dick?Yeah.

♪ Ready catch

♪ Party from the drop untilthe sun beams ♪

♪ Flying flying fromthe loosey in my blood stream ♪

♪ See my people ready now-owready now-ow ♪

♪ My oopa take yousteady now-ow steady now-ow ♪

♪ Don't need no drink I thinkI'm rolling ♪

(Abbi)Oh...

Remember me?

Well, do youremember me?

Even less.We were just in heretwo hours ago.

Come on.Well...

...do youwork on commission?

No.Yeah, do you workon commission?

I said no.

I didn't hear it.

Big mistake.

Big.

Huge.

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Wow.

Remember me now?

We remember you...

'cause your hairand lipstick looks cute.

Mm-hmm.

I can give you $13,000in store credit

or $903 in cash.

Woo-hoo,store credit for life!

Dude, I needthe money.

Money, right,money, money.

Speaking of which, how much ismy aunt's timeless, beautiful,

classic apothecary bag?

$226.

Wonderful.

By the way...

I know that shirt'sfrom Forever 21.

You're notkidding anybody.

Nice.

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