In this episode, still no results in Alaska's Senate race. The suspense is killing me. Which Republican will win? Then, a popular children's television character is outed, and this time it's not Woody Woodpecker. Plus, my guest, Elvis Costello, has a new album, "National Ransom." Please pay it, or he'll cut off my thumbs. George Bush admits to approving waterboarding. Hmm, I wonder how they got him to admit that. This is The Colbert Report.