January 4, 2016 - Bill Cosby's Arrest & Oregon Militia Group

  • 01/04/2016

An armed militia group occupies a federal wildlife refuge in Oregon, and Larry discusses the arrest of Bill Cosby with Franchesca Ramsey, Mike Yard and Holly Walker.

>> Larry: YES!

WELCOME TO "THE NIGHTLY SHOW"!

(AUDIENCE CHANTING)>> Larry: THANK YOU SO MUCH!

YEAH!

WE ARE BACK, MAN!

I'M YOUR HOST, LARRY WILMORE.

WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT.

I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONEKNOW THAT, AT THE END OF

TONIGHT'S SHOW, I'M GOING TOANSWER ONE OF YOUR QUESTIONS

FROM TWITTER, AND I GOT TO KEEPIT 100, SO MAKE SURE YOU STICK

AROUND FOR THAT.

BUT FIRST, HAPPY 2016, EVERYONE!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)I'M SO EXCITED TO BE BACK.

I HOPE EVERYBODY HAD A GOODCHRISTMAS.

(APPLAUSE)MINE WAS OKAY.

I GOT SOME GOOD GIFTS.

I GOT A NUTRIBULLET...

(LAUGHTER)BUT I DON'T MIX ANYTHING.

I GOT THE WHOLE SEASON OF C.S.I.

CYBER ON REGULAR D.V.D.

(LAUGHTER)HELLO?

BROTHER'S GOT A BLU-RAY PLAYER.

OH.

I DID GET TEN OUTBUCKS, THEOUTBACK STEAKHOUSE CURRENCY.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE BITCOIN BUT ATA RESTAURANT.

SO I INHALED A BLOOMIN' ONIONYESTERDAY.

THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, I'M NOTCOMPLAINING.

I'M JUST HAPPY TO GET ANYTHING,IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.

OH, WAIT.

(BLEEP).

I'M SORRY.

I HAVE ONE LAST PRESENT.

FROM THE COMEDY GODS.

"HAPPY 2016".

WHAAAAAAAT?!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)OH, MY GOSH!

OH, MY GOSH!

IT'S BILL COSBY'S MUGSHOT!

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED!

HOW DID YOU KNOW!

DAMMIT, I SHOULD HAVE SAVEDTHOSE OUTBUCKS.

I COULD'VE CELEBRATED.

>> DISGRACED COMEDIAN BILL COSBYARM IN ARM WITH HIS LEGAL TEAM

FACING CRIMINAL SEXUAL ASSAULTCHARGES FOR THE FIRST TIME.

THE MONTGOMERY COUNTY D.A.

FILING THE CHARGES BEFORE THE12-YEAR STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS

WAS SET TO EXPIRE IN JUST WEEKS.

>> Larry: YES!

WE DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU,(BLEEP), AND NOW NEITHER DID THE

JUSTICE SYSTEM!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)BAM!

BAM!

SO BILL COSBY FINALLY MAY FACE"SOME" LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR

PREYING ON WOMEN.

HE'S PUTTING TOGETHER A DEFENSE,WHICH --

>> Dre: HEY, LARRY?

>> Larry: IT'S DRE, OURDIRECTOR.

WHAT'S UP, DRE?

>> Dre: I HEARD BILL COSBY'SGOING TO ROT IN JAIL FOR ALL

ETERNITY!

THAT CALLS FOR A BALLOON DROP!

>> Larry: NO, DRE.

I JUST SAID COSBY' ALREADYPOSTED BAIL, WHICH MAKES ME

QUESTION IF YOU'RE EVEN WATCHINGTHE SHOW.

>> Dre: SORRY, LARRY.

I GOT ONE OF THOSE COOL REMOTECONTROL "STAR WARS" ROBOTS FOR

CHRISTMAS, SO I HAVE BEEN ALITTLE DISTRACTED.

BUT IT'S COSBY!

IN JAIL!

COME ON, LET ME DROP AT LEAST ACOUPLE OF BALLOONS.

(CHEERING)>> Larry: OKAY, FINE.

YOU CAN DROP A COUPLE OFBALLOONS.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: SO SAD!

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: SO SAD!

OKAY.

I WASN'T SURE WHAT THAT WAS.

SO HE'S OUT ON BAIL.

BUT THE CASE IS LIKE A SLAMDUNK, RIGHT?

HE'S GOING TO GET CONVICTED,RIGHT?

>> WHAT CHALLENGES, IF ANY, DOESTHE PROSECUTION FACE IN PROVING

COSBY GUILTY?

>> THIS PARTICULAR CASE, YOUDON'T HAVE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE.

YOU DON'T HAVE EYEWITNESSES.

>> THEY'VE GOT TO PROVESOMETHING THAT HAPPENED 12 YEARS

AGO WITHOUT PHYSICAL EVIDENCE,AND WHEN THE WOMAN REPORTED OVER

A YEAR AFTER IT HAPPENED.

>> Larry: OH, UMM, I KNOW WEBOTHERS TEND TO RAIL AGAINST A

RUSH TO JUDGMENT, BUT IF YOUCOULD RUSH TO JUDGMENT ON THIS

PARTICULAR CASE, I CAN TALK TOTHE BROTHERS, MAKE SURE NOBODY

GETS ALL RILED UP.

BEFORE WE GET ANOTHER O.J. SITCHON OUR HANDS.

TRUST ME, YOU WILL THANK ME ONTHAT.

RIGHT NOW, THE ONLY SATISFACTIONWE GET IS THIS PATHETIC LITTLE

PERP WALK.

(LAUGHTER)OOH, CAN I SEE THAT STUMBLE

AGAIN?

AND SLOW IT DOWN.

I WANT TO SAVOR IT.

("I WILL REMEMBER YOU" BY SARAHMcLACHLAN PLAYING OVER SLO-MO

OF THE STUMBLE)>> Larry: MMM, THAT'S THE GOOD

STUFF.

I'D SAY THAT'S LIKE CHICKEN SOUPFOR THE SOUL, BUT BILL COSBY

WOULD PROBABLY DRUG THE SOUP ANDTRY TO RAPE MY SOUL.

SO I CAN'T --(AUDIENCE REACTS)

YEAH, I CAN'T REALLY USE THAT.

AND IS IT JUST ME OR DID HE SEEMA LITTLE TOO PATHETIC IN THAT

CLIP?

DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE SEENIN "GHOST DAD" AND "LEONARD PART

6", COSBY "IS" AN ACTOR.

RIGHT NOW, HE'S PLAYING "FEEBLEOLD MAN" TRYING TO GARNER

SYMPATHY.

(AS COSBY...) "I'M JUST AN OLDMAN, I CAN BARELY WALK BY

MYSELF.

I MEAN, I COULDN'T RAPE A FLY,AND NOT JUST BECAUSE I DON'T

KNOW WHAT THEIR SEXUAL BUSINESSIS ALL ABOUT DOWN THERE, WITH

THE SUCKIN' AND THE FEELERS ANDTHE ONE THOUSAND EYES!"

WHY IS HE ACTING LIKE HE CAN'TSEE?

>> THERE HAVE BEEN SOME REPORTSTHAT HE MAY BE HAVING TROUBLE

WITH HIS VISION.

HE MAY BE HAVING DIFFICULTYSEEING.

HE MAY BE PARTIALLY BLIND.

>> Larry: BLIND?

IS THAT GOING TO BE HIS DEFENSE?

THAT HE COULDN'T SEE WHAT HE WASDOING?

(AS COSBY...) "YOUR HONOR, ITHOUGHT I WAS PUTTING THE

CREAMER IN THOSE CAPPUCCINOS,YOU KNOW, WITH THE HAZELNUT AND

THE VANILLA AND THEINTERNATIONAL DELIGHT --

BAAH --"(LAUGHTER)

BUT LOOK, EVEN IF HE DOESN'T GETCONVICTED, THIS IS STILL A GOOD

THING.

BECAUSE FOR TOO LONG, THE WOMENWHO HAVE ACCUSED HIM OF THIS

CRIME WERE NOT BEING LISTENED TOBECAUSE THEY WERE BEING SILENCED

BY A POWERFUL MAN AND ACOMPLICIT CULTURE AND, NOW,

FINALLY, REGARDLESS OF WHATHAPPENS NEXT, THEY'RE BEING

HEARD.

AND THAT'S A START.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

THERE WAS ANOTHER STORY THATHAPPENED WHILE WE WERE AWAY THAT

WE NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE.

>> AN OHIO GRAND JURY DECLINEDTO INDICT TWO WHITE POLICE

OFFICERS, TIMOTHY LOEHMANN ANDFRANK GARMBACK, IN THE SHOOTING

DEATH OF 12-YEAR-OLD TAMIR RICE.

>> Larry: WELL, MERRY (BLEEP)CHRISTMAS, BLACK PEOPLE!

IT'S A NEW YEAR BUT YOU'REGETTING THE SAME OLD (BLEEP)!

NOW, TAMIR RICE WAS THE LITTLEBOY IN CLEVELAND SHOT WHILE

HOLDING A TOY GUN.

>> REPORTER: PROSECUTORS SAYTHE POLICE RADIO DISPATCHER WAS

ALSO TO BLAME FOR NOT TELLINGTHE OFFICERS THAT THE GUN MAY

HAVE BEEN FAKE.

>> Larry: YEAH, SEEMS LIKE ADETAIL YOU "MIGHT" WANT TO

MENTION.

LOOK, THIS IS A FRUSTRATING CASEFOR A LOT OF PEOPLE BECAUSE IT'S

ALMOST BECOME A SYMBOL OF HOWBLACK PEOPLE FEEL THEY'RE BEING

UNFAIRLY TREATED BY POLICE.

SURE, YOU COULD HAVE THOUGHT ITWAS A REAL GUN AND YOU COULD

HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE CAUTIOUSABOUT THAT, BUT THEY SHOT HIM SO

QUICKLY.

NOW YOU MIGHT SAY, WELL, THIS ISHOW THE AUTHORITIES ARE

TRAINED -- TO REACT THIS WAYWHEN SOMEONE IS TAUNTING THEM

WITH A WEAPON.

UNLESS, OF COURSE, THOSE PEOPLEDON'T FIT THE DESCRIPTION.

>> MORE NOW ON ARMED TAKEOVER ATA FEDERAL WILDLIFE REFUGE IN

OREGON.

ANTI-GOVERNMENT MILITIA MEMBERSHAVE BLOCKED ACCESS TO THE SITE.

ONE MILITIA LEADER TOLD A LOCALREPORTER THAT THE PROTESTERS ARE

READY TO "KILL AND BE KILLED IFNECESSARY."

THE FEDS HAVE CALLED FOR APEACEFUL END TO THE STANDOFF.

>> Larry: PEACEFUL END?!

WELL, OKAY, NOT THAT ITSHOULDN'T BE A PEACEFUL END, BUT

THE GUYS ALREADY SAID THAT THEYWILL KILL, IF NECESSARY!

BUT YOU'RE RIGHT...

SHOWING RESTRAINT IS THE RIGHTTHING TO DO, BUT IN "ALL" CASES!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)OKAY, CALM DOWN, LARRY.

CALM DOWN.

OKAY, SO WHAT IS THEIR ISSUE?

>> Larry: THEY'RE UPSET ABOUTTHE PROSECUTION OF A FATHER AND

SON.

>> TWO RANCHERS.

SLATED TO REPORT TO PRISONMONDAY FOR SETTING FIRE TO

PUBLIC LAND.

>> 130 ACRES OF LAND.

JUST SEEMS LIKE A LITTLEOVERREACH.

>> Larry: OVERREACH?

I MEAN, SETTING 130 ACRES OFPUBLIC LAND ON FIRE IS JUST GOOD

CLEAN FUN, BUT I FEEL LIKESOMETHING ELSE IS GOING ON HERE,

TOO.

WHAT'S YOUR REAL BEEF WITH THEGOVERNMENT?

>> THEY'VE USED THE COURTS TOPROSECUTE AND TO BASICALLY TAKE

THE LAND AND RESOURCES AWAY FROMTHE PEOPLE.

>> Larry: I AGREE WITH YOU.

THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD GIVE THELAND BACK TO WHO IT BELONGS TO.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)UNFORTUNATELY, WE CAN'T DO THAT.

(SAD MUSIC)>> Larry: I FEEL LIKE I MUST

BE MISSING SOMETHING WITH THEOREGON SITUATION.

SO HERE TO HELP US BETTERUNDERSTAND THE OCCUPIERS'

DEMANDS IS AN ACTUAL OREGONOCCUPIER, TRIG STACK.

>> Rory: THANKS FOR HAVING ME,LARRY.

>> Larry: TRIG, WHAT EXACTLYIS YOUR GROUP DOING?

>> Rory: WE'RE EXERCISING OURRIGHTS AS AMERICANS, LARRY.

IT'S NOT THE GOVERNMENT'S JOB TOGO AROUND TELLING REGULAR FOLKS

LIKE US WHAT'S PUBLIC LAND ANDWHAT'S PRIVATE LAND.

>> Larry: YES, IT IS.

IT LITERALLY IS.

THAT'S WHY PEOPLE HAVEGOVERNMENTS.

(LAUGHTER)>> Rory: WHAT YOU CALL

GOVERNMENT, WE TALL TYRANNY.

I MEAN, WHAT'S NEXT?

IS IT GOVERNMENT GONNA STARTTELLING PEOPLE HOW FAST THEY CAN

DRIVE OR HOW MUCH LEAD WE CANPUT IN BABY FOOD?

I MEAN, COME ON!

WHERE DOES IT END, LARRY?

>> Larry: THERE SHOULDN'T BEANY LEAD IN BABY FOOD!

YES!

THAT'S A GOOD THING FOR THEGOVERNMENT TO DO!

THAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING IN ASOCIETY!

>> Rory: THIS ISN'T SOCIETY.

IT'S OPPRESSION.

SO WE'RE DOING SOMETHING ABOUTIT.

IT'S JUST LIKE MARTIN LUTHERKING SAID, "IF YOU'RE SICK OF

BEING OPPRESSED, GET A LOT OFGUNS AND TAKE OVER A FEDERAL

BUILDING."

END QUOTE!

>> Larry: MARTIN LUTHER --END QUOTE!

>> Larry: MARTIN LUTHER KINGNEVER SAID THAT!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU GOTTHAT FROM.

>> Rory: LIKE THE LEAD IN THEBABY FOOD, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE

TO AGREE TO DISAGREE.

LOOK, LARRY, IT'S A SIMPLEPRINCIPLE.

>> Larry: YOU NEED TO BACKTHAT UP.

>> I'M IN OREGON.

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUTBLACK PEOPLE, LITERALLY.

YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE I'VE SEEN,SO I HAVE NO --

>> Larry: OKAY.

BUT THE POINT IS THIS, THISIS A SIMPLE PRINCIPLE.

BASICALLY, IF YOU DON'T LIKEWHAT'S GOING ON, AN AMERICAN

PRINCIPLE, YOU ARM UP AND KICKSOME ASS, BABY, IT'S THE

AMERICAN WAY!

>> Larry: THAT'S NOT THEAMERICAN WAY.

ACTUALLY, IT KIND OF IS THEAMERICAN WAY.

(LAUGHTER)>> Rory: LARRY, I DON'T KNOW

ABOUT YOU, BUT I DON'T WANT TOLIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE YOU

CAN'T LIGHT 130 ACRES OFPRISTINE PROTECTED LAND ON FIRE

WITHOUT JOHNNY LAW COMING TO GETYOU.

NO, THANK YOU!

>> Larry: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

THE ONLY REASON IT'S PRISTINE ISBECAUSE JOHNNY LAW PRESERVED IT!

OTHERWISE, IT'D BE CONDOS ANDGOLF COURSES.

>> Rory: OH, THAT'S A GREATIDEA.

AND I KNOW JUST THE MAN TO DOIT.

TRUMP 2016.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

>> Larry: I FIGURED IT MUSTHAVE BEEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

TRIG STACK, EVERYBODY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

I'M HERE WITH MY PANEL.

FIRST UP, "THE NIGHTLY SHOW"CONTRIBUTOR MIKE YARD.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)"THE NIGHTLY SHOW" CONTRIBUTOR

HOLLY WALKER, AND SHE'S THE HOSTOF MTV'S "DECODED."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)WELCOME BACK COMEDIENNE AND

VLOGGER, FRANCHESCA RAMSEY.

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USING THE HASHTAG "TONIGHTLY."

AS WE TALKED ABOUT EARLIER INTHE SHOW, IT'S 2016, AND BILL

COSBY GOT HIMSELF ARRESTED.

(CHEERING)HE'S GONE AND DID IT.

IT FEELS LIKE A VICTORY, BUT DOYOU FEEL HE'S GOING TO BE

CONVICTED?

I'M A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS.

>> NO, BUT IT FEELS LIKE ALITTLE BIT OF A VICTORY.

I WILL TAKE WHATEVER I CAN GET.

(LAUGHTER)IT'S KIND OF LIKE THE FIRST WEEK

AT A GYM MEMBERSHIP, THAT'S AVICTORY.

>> Larry: WE'RE WORKING OUT!

BUT WE'RE ONLY FOUR DAYS IN.

NEXT WEEK I'LL BE EATING ALL THELEFTOVER PIE, SO IT WON'T BE AS

MUCH AS A VICTORY.

>> Larry: I'M NOT SURE IF YOURMETAPHOR IS WORKING.

>> NOT WORKING?

I WOULD SAY MAYBE.

>> Larry: MAYBE A VICTORY?

I WOULD SAY MAYBE HE WILL BECONVICTED.

HE'S NOT A COP AND HE DIDN'TKILL ANYONE, SO

>> Larry: HE IS A VERY FAMOUS

PERSON.

>> I STILL THINK IT'S A MAYBE

DON'T THINK HE'S GOING TOGET CONVICTED.

IF IT'S A VICTORY, IT'S THEWORSE EVER.

IT'S LIKE THE LINE BACKER THATSACKS THE QUARTERBACK WHEN HIS

TEAM IS DOWN AND CELEBRATES ANDIT'S YEAH!

(BLEEP)!

YOU'RE LOSING, IT'S THE FIRSTHALF!

>> Larry: IT'S LIKE TACO NIGHTBUT OVER (BLEEP) TACOS, RIGHT?

>> AND I DON'T SEE THAT AS AVICTORY AT ALL.

HE'S NOT GOING TO JAIL.

NOT UNLESS THEY TAKE HIS MONEY.

>> Larry: DO YOU THINK ITMAKES A DIFFERENCE HE HAS A

BLACK FEMALE ATTORNEY?

>> NO.

>> Larry: IS HE BEING MANIPULATIVE?

>> I THINK IT'S ANOTHER CASE OFA WOMAN HE'S PAID OFF

THE LAST PERSON SHE REPRESENTEDWAS LINDSAY LOHAN

SHE'S JUST MAKING SURE THECHECK CLEARS BECAUSE WE ALL SHE

WAS GUILTY.

>> IT'S LIKE BAD NUMBERS.

IT'S LIKE 50 WOMEN IT TOOK TOGET THIS GUY ARRESTED.

THAT'S LIKE SLAVE MATH.IT'S LIKE THE 3/5 COMPROMISE.

IT TAKES 50 WOMEN TO GET ONEDUDE ARRESTED.

>> Larry: OUR METAPHORSTONIGHT, YOU'RE REALLY GETTING

DOWN, GUYS.

>> IT'S THE NEW YEAR! WE'RETRYING SOMETHING NEW

>> THE BLACKWOMAN IS A CHEAPTRICK.

IT'S LIKE HIRING JOHNNY COCHRAN.

HOW CAN HE COME OFF AS LESS ANDA RAPIST?

I HAVE A WOMAN LAWYER, I CAN'TBE A RAPIST!

(LAUGHTER)IT'S A CHEAP TRICK.

>> IT'S, LIKE, I CAN'T BE ARACIST BECAUSE I HAVE A BLACK

FRIEND.

>> YEAH.

>> Larry: SHE WAS DEFENDINGHIM ON THE AIR BEFORE SHE BECAME

HIS LAWYER.

I THINK SHE BELIEVES HE DIDN'TDO IT.

THERE IS A LOT WHO THINK THIS ISA CONSPIRACY TO BRING DOWN A

POWERFUL BLACK MAN AND AREPOINTING OUT THE MEDIA LIKES TO

DO THIS.

>> (BLEEP).

THAT REALLY CONFUSES ME.

I SAW A TWEET FROM WAAKA FLAAKAWHO THINKS BILL COSBY IS BEING

I SAW A TWEET FROM WAAKA FLAAKAWHO THINKS BILL COSBY IS BEING

FRAMED.

BILL COSBY IS ALL RESPECTED INPOLITICS.

AND HE RAPS ABOUT HOW HE'STRYING TO BRING DOWN THE BLACK

COMMUNITY AND WE'RE SAYING BILLCOSBY HATES YOU, WHY AREN'T YOU

GOING AFTER THIS MAN?

>> THEY'RE GOING AFTER HIM ITHINK BECAUSE HE'S A RAPIST.

>> IN THE DEPOSITION HE SAID HEHAS DRUGGED WOMEN FOR THE

PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX WITH THEMWHICH, P.S., IF YOU'RE DRUGGED

YOU CAN'T CONSENT.

SO, NO, HE'S ESCAPED HAVING ANYCONSEQUENCES FOR ALL OF THIS

TIME.

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HISRACE.

THERE IS A CONVERSATION TO BEHAD ABOUT HOW WE TALK ABOUT

BLACK -- YOU KNOW, BLACK PEOPLEAND WHITE PEOPLE IN THE MEDIA,

BUT THIS IS REALLY NOT THE -->> HE WAS AMERICA'S DAD UNTIL HE

STARTED RAPING PEOPLE, ANDTHEN --

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: NO, NO, NO...

UNTIL IT WAS KNOWN.

>> UNTIL IT WAS KNOWN.

>> Larry: A LOT OF PEOPLE GETTHE TALENT CONFUSED WITH THE

THING.

YOU CAN BE A SERIAL RAPIST ANDBE FUNNY.

>> YEAH.

>> Larry: ARGUABLY HE IS THEFUNNIEST SERIAL RAPIST EVER.

>> I GREW UP WITH A LOT OFPEOPLE WHO ARE TALENTED AND

ASSHOLES BECAUSE I HAVE BEENWORKING WITH THEM!

>> Larry: PEOPLE BRING UP ALLTHE POSITIVE THINGS HE'S DONE

FOR THE COMMUNITY.

HE HELPED A LOT OF PEOPLE GO TOCOLLEGE, DONE A LOT OF

SCHOLARSHIPS.

>> YEAH, BUT HE WAS RAPINGPEOPLE WHILE HE WAS DOING IT.

I JUST CAN'T LET THAT SLIDE.

I'M SORRY.

>> Larry: I CAN'T LET IT SLIDEEITHER.

>> GOOD PEOPLE DO TERRIBLETHINGS.

I HAD AN EX BOYFRIEND HELP MEPUT TOGETHER A DRESSER FROM IKEA

ONCE.>> IS THAT AN EVIL THING?

>> SLAVE MATH IS TRUE.

>> Larry: SLAVE MATH DOES NOTHOLD UP.

>> I WOULD DISAGREE WITH YOU ONTHAT ONE, LARRY.

WHEN WROTE THAT, I WAS, LIKE,I'M GOING TO KILL HIM WITH THE

SLAVE METAPHOR.

>> Larry: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACKAFTER THIS.

Okay. Thanks to my panelistsMike Yard, Holly Walker,

and Franchesca Ramsey.All right. Okay.

We're almost out of time,but before we go,

I'm gonna Keep It 100.That means I'm gonna answer

a question from you at home--thank you--

and I'm gonna keep it 100% real.Okay, tonight's question

is from DiShon Gill, I guess.He asks,

"You are given three optionsbefore they kill you."

Great. Okay.Three options. Right.

"Drink Bill Cosby's champagne

"or help Trump winthe presidency.

What's the choice?"

First of all, what happenedto the third option, DiShon?

Maybe he ran out of characters.I'm not sure.

Um, all right.Um, you know what,

I would drink the champagne.I'll tell you why.

I'll just get (bleep) for anight instead of for four years.

That's the way I look at it.All right? Okay.

All right. I get to keep...I kept it 100!