In this episode, the NRA thinks the United Nations is trying to take America's guns. The United Nations celebrates someone taking them seriously. Plus, there's a new batch of summer movies. I've got one question: where are the snakes on that motherfucking plane? And I'll go ball to ball with Hardball's Chris Matthews. We'll see who covers whom in spittle. We now return you to The Colbert Report, already in progress. This is The Colbert Report.