In this episode, the White House released its own report on Hurricane Katrina. Turns out, they did a pretty good job. Plus, California can't find doctors to assist with lethal injections. Funny, they have plenty who will prescribe marijuana. Then, conservative columnist David Brooks tells us what it's like to eat lunch alone every day at The New York Times cafeteria. Side effects of tonight's show may include euphoria, patriotism and painful urination. This is The Colbert Report.