The Planet Express team goes on a mission to defeat Momon and her control on the world's power.
The Tunneling Horror!
Why aren't youkilling it, Leela?
You love killing!
No! No more killing.
Oh, so suddenly MissGoody Four Shoes
over here doesn'tkill anymore?
She killed me notfive minutes ago!
What am I,chopped liver?
Stop choppingmy liver!
You're on your own!
I refuse to hurtanother living thing!
I may be weak, andI may be small,
but I don't see how I canpossibly destroy that monster.
Guess I'll just huck whatever'sin my pockets at him.
At least I can say I tried.
Any time now!
The Die of Power!
I forgot to remember to roll it!
♪ Three. ♪
I don't see anything growing.
Everything's getting smaller.
Wait a second.I'm big!
In your face, everyonefrom middle school,
Wow, that wasintense!
You guys got to trythe Die of Power.
I'll take a hit.
Hands offthe dodecalicious!
Don't be seduced!
Hang on a second.
Resist the allureof the Die!
For to defeat Momon,
we must melt it in the superbombastic bubbling plastic
from whence it came!
PROFESSOR: We must melt it in the super bombastic
bubbling plasticfrom whence it came!
I send youto kill them,
and they're noteven maimed?
That's what I getfor sending boys
to do a mom's job.
"Sorry" doesn't putheads on my table!
I like this part,but I don't like...
You are an ableopponent, Hermafroditee,
but hear me well when I posit
that we must abhor violencein all its forms.
I offer a dissenting opinion.
For abhorring violenceis itself an act of violence,
and therefore to be abhorred!
All bow beforemighty Hermafroditee!
Ah! Don't hurt me.
I'm not here to hurt you
or anything ever again.
Please teach me the Centaurs'ways of wimpiness.
What do you offer in return?
♪ Ah, chewy, chewy,chewy, chewy ♪
♪ Chewy, chewy, chewy, baby ♪
♪ Always got a mouthfulof such sweet things to say ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
♪ Ooh-ee, little chewy ♪
♪ Don't knowwhat you're doing to me ♪
♪ But you're doing to mewhat I wt you to... ♪
We made it outof that godforsaken cave.
Now, what's thefastest way home,
back through the cave?
PROFESSOR:We're close now, my friends.
So close I canpractically feel the heat
of the fierymolten plastic.
You're standingin the fire!
Alas, our pathis blocked
by Momon's armyof evil,
as well as her navyof moral dubiousness.
Mayhaps we might raisean army of our own.
We're but an hour's ridefrom Wipecastle.
Of course, Wipecastle!
And while we're there,we can get some
of those greasy littledwarf burgers!
Ooh, I love those!
You can eat likeeight of them
without gainingany weight,
'cause of allthe diarrhea.
Sleep deep,fair snoozles.
At dawn, we ridefor Wipecastle.
We've got them now.
Send all our forcesagainst Wipecastle!
Right away, Mother.
I'll just leave a smallcontingent behind in case...
I said everything!
Peaches!I'm in the tub!
you and Larius shalllead the assault.
What about Ignus?
I'm afraid hecan't be trusted
on this mission.
You see, there isa terrible secret
about Ignus I'venever told anyone.
And here it is.
It's a good day to be evil.
Oh, put a towel on,for crap's sake!
They all wants it.They wants the dodecalicious.
Tell you what,you want
to defend a magic artifact,and I mean defend it good,
then what you needis a top quality knife.
The Evisceratoris one of the finest,
if not the finest tacticalfolder on the market today.
We're talking 440 stainless,quick release,
and--now, I don't believe this--
Is this the staghorn handleat this price?
It is, yep-- it'sthe staghorn.
At this price?
You have gotto be kidding me.
That's got to be some kindof mistake right there.
Now, you folksat home,
I know what you'rethinking.
You're thinkingthat can't be staghorn.
It's got to be thecheaper manticore horn.
But I've got thespecs right here,
and I'll tell you what,this is the real deal.
It is unbelievable.That's exactly what it is.
I mean, this...this is...
I have no words todescribe this deal.
Honestly, have you ever seenstaghorn at this price?
I don't believeI ever have.
1101-1816 is the itemnumber on this one.
We... you know what,we're gonna have
to put a clock on this deal,folks-- two minutes.
Can I get a clock
of two minutesup there?Two minutes at most.
Honestly, I'd be surprisedif they last that long.
Oh, I'd be very surprised--shocked, really.
Now, I know the linesare busy, people,
but keep dialing in if youwant a truly exceptional knife
to slice up your friendsin their sleep.
He tried to murder me!
He tried to-- whoa, cool!Is that the staghorn?
Alas, Frydo's weakness
was no matchfor the Die's strength.
We can only hope he forgeson alone to the geysers.
I can hope my assis made of ice cream,
but that don't make mea hot fudge sundae.
As for us, we mustpress on to Wipecastle,
though the journey be long,
and I fear I may notlive to see it.
There it is!
They's following usses.
You know,you talk like that,
it's gonna cost you pointsat a job interview.
What does it wants?
I thought I could help youdestroy the Die, maybe?
Yes! Yes, please, help me!
The Die istearing me apart!
No, it's not.We're having a nice time.
Shut up!You shut up!
(trumpets playingbright fanfare)
Now before your audiencewith the king,
there's a shocking factyou'd best know about him.
Enough blabbety-blab!Open the doors!
We bring ill tidings,O, Fanciest of Men.
Momon's reachnears the Die of Power,
and should she obtain it,
she will then havethe entire basic set!
Rivers will runred with blood,
and yellow with urine!
And a dog will be seeneating cat food in the land.
O, great king,
your army is the lasthope of Cornwood.
Let us join forces,
before the light of goodis extinguished forever.
You calling me crazy?
Just 'cause I gota hotel in my foot
don't make me aBoogalymoogalymoogaly!
Stop laughing at me,flying avocado!
Moving along then...
As the only noblemanpresent who's not... (gibbering)
I hereby place myselfin command of the royal army!
What royal armywould that be?
King went insane
and declared waron the scallops.
Tied his army to a boulderand pushed them into the sea.
They never returned.
Scallops must've got them.
Ah, well, there'll beno epic battle today.
Methinks we be boned.
Where's their army?
Maybe they didn't hearthe horn.
Blow it again.
(inhales, blows horn)
Man, I'll show that cathow to blow.
(plays bright blast)
You're not madeof Tuesday.
My sanity...it's back.
At last, I can livethe life I always--
(traditionalIrish music playing)
(needle slides off record,all gasp)
What doesit mean?
Evil will soon triumphover good.
Your friends facecertain death,
followed by a disrespectfulmarionette show
performed with their corpses.
No, we've gotto do something.
Believe me, we will.
We have taken outa sternly worded ad
in tomorrow's Cornwood Times.
(all neighing and gasping)
What a load of man-horse manure.
Well, Leegola,if you have a better idea,
perhaps you'd liketo challenge me to...
I-I'm too exhausted.
I can't go on.
I'm here foryou, my friend.
Grab onto mytesticles.
You know, I thinkmaybe I can walk after all.
That's not Wipecastle.
What are youwaiting for, Frydo?
Throw it alreadyin the boiling plastic.
I would, but...me's enjoys owning it.
Stop talking like that.
It gives me anxiety.
DIE:♪ Twelve... ♪
So it's all comedown to this--
a dungeon...and dragons.
I didn't see it coming.
ALL (chanting):Eat the wizard, eat the slut,eat the robot's shiny butt.
Well, at leastwe'll be remembered in song.
Wait a second.
I have an idea.
Here, eat my friends.
Just give me one more secondof sweet, sweet life.
(Bender clears throat)
Well, that worked outpretty good, eh, fellas?
Prepare to fire again,brave cowards.
I still sayI won the debate.
Leegola, you saved us.
Oh, how can Iever repay you?
Frydo is fightingfor his life.
Quickly, tothe geysers.
Uh, can it waita couple minutes?
Yes, yes,it can.
You are no matchfor my dragon style.
I guess you are a matchfor my dragon style.
Tell me, Frydo,are you aware
that a dragon's one weaknessis its soft underbelly?
No, why do you--
LEELA:Get my friend outof your mouth.
BENDER:'Tis all over, Momon.
We'll soon be downthere defeating you,
and it's all thanksto the existence
of this fragilestaircase.
(Bender laughs, rumbling)
Quick, get on the magic bug.
It's not a magic bug,you dope,
it's a magic arachnid.
Can't you countthe legs?
No.Six, seven, eight.
Not six-- eight.
I'll kill you, you imbecile.
My one weakness.
I got it.
Now I can throw itin the hot thing over there
and be the hero.
On the other hand,infinite power might be nice.
Please, I'm tryingto help you.
Then why are you hitting mewith a stick?
How stupid are youthat you think that's helping?
Mommy never told youabout my father.
She said he wasa foul he-demon.
You are my father.
No... no, that's impossible.
Search your feelings.
You know it to be true.
Yuh-huh,I heard Mommy say so.
(weak, whimpering moan)
I have all the dice.
I am the dungeon master!
I know all and see...
My God, we're out ofthat weird crazy world
and back in ourregular crazy world!
Uh, did we all just havesome kind of freaky dream?
Or was it ghosts?
It was science.
Bender's mighty imagination,
amplified by adark matter resonance,
created an alternate realitythat very nearly blew our minds!
You can't make thatkind of stuff up.
Quit trying to explaineverything!
I defeated you in that worldand I'll defeat you in this one.
Boys, the crystal'sstill in his stomach.
Commencing intestinalflash flood.
Before my moment of shame,can I...
Yes, speak up.
Can I give my boy a hug?
All right, fine.
I've never done it.I guess somebody should.
Like father,like son, eh, boy?
We both eated the cryssles.
(loud belch)(loud belch)
My dark matter!
That's right, Mom!
But fear not, fancy folk,
for I've just thunk up analternative energy source.
(groaning and cheering)