In this episode, the Democrats back down on a timetable for troop withdrawal, beating my timetable that they wouldn't back down till June. Plus, the House and Senate forge a compromise on immigration. The president gets what he wants and everyone else can bite it. And author Bob Deans says the story of the James River is the story of America -- I love the part where the river defeats the Nazis. Congratulations, person who won 'American Idol.' I knew it. This is The Colbert Report.