February 23, 2015 - He's Just Not That Into U.S.?

  • 02/23/2015

Panelists Martin Short, Frank Rich, Big Sean and Tara Setmayer weigh in on Rudy Giuliani's claim that President Obama doesn't love America.

>> Larry: TONIGHTLY -- THEOSCARS!

HOLLYWOOD FINALLY WATCHES AMEXICAN CLEANUP WITHOUT ALSO

ASKING HIM TO SEE A DESSERTMENU.

WE'RE ASKING WHO LOVES AMERICAMORE, THE PRESIDENT OR

9/11 McGEE?

AND WHO OWNS PATRIOTISM ANYWAY?

PROBABLY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO OWNEVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS COUNTRY,

SAUDI TEENAGERS!

TIME TO SHOW YOU LOVE AMERICA,SO PUT ON YOUR FLAG PIN AND

(AUDIENCE CHANTING LARRY'S NAME)>> Larry: YES!

THANK YOU!

THANK YOU!

I APPRECIATE IT.

YES!

WE'RE BACK!

THANK YOU!

WELCOME TO THE "THE NIGHTLYSHOW"!

I'M LARRY WILMORE!

LAST NIGHT WAS THE 87th ANNUALACADEMY AWARDS.

WHAT A GREAT SHOW. IT REALLYWAS.

AND I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITHYOU.

I WAS A LITTLE CONCERNED BECAUSETHE OSCARS WERE SORT OF SET UP

TO BE LIKE A NEW YORK CITYWINTER -- LONG AND WHITE.

TO BE FAIR.

TO BE FAIR.

BUT I THOUGHT NEIL PATRICKHARRIS DID A GOOD JOB

ACKNOWLEDGING THAT.

>> TONIGHT WE HONOR HOLLYWOOD'SBEST AND WHITEST -- SORRY,

BRIGHTEST.

>> Larry: SEE, THAT'S A PRORIGHT THERE.

YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THE AWKWARDRACIAL REALITY OF THE EVENING

AND MOVE ON.

WELL DONE, SIR.

WHAT ELSE?

>> OCTAVIA SPENCER,NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TONIGHT,

DO NOT TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THEBRIEFCASE, GOT IT?

NO BATHROOM BREAKS.

NO CHITCHAT.

>> Larry: HOLD ON A SECOND.

YOU CAN'T MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOWWHITE THE OSCARS ARE AND THEN

TURN AROUND AND LITERALLY MAKEOCTAVIA SPENCER "THE HELP"!

NOT WELL DONE, SIR.

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THATBACK.

LOOK, THESE OSCARS WERE SO WHITETHAT WHEN LONNIE LYNN AND JOHN

STEPHENS WON FOR BEST SONG, THEYCOULDN'T EVEN USE THEIR BLACK

NAMES.

THAT'S RIGHT, COMMON'S REAL NAMEIS LONNIE LYNN.

GOOD CALL ON THE NAME CHANGE,LONNIE.

JUST SAYING.

BUT THE THEME OF THE NIGHT WASSPEECHES WITH SUBSTANCE.

>> IT'S OUR TIME TO HAVE WAGEEQUALITY ONCE AND FOR ALL.

>> THIS BRIDGE TRANSCENDS RACE,GENDER, RELIGION.

>> WE ARE WITH YOU, WE SEE YOU,WE LOVE YOU.

>> THAT KID OUT THERE WHO FEELSLIKE SHE IS WEIRD OR SHE IS

DIFFERENT OR SHE DOESN'T FIT INANYWHERE, STAY WEIRD.

STAY DIFFERENT.

>> Larry: WOW.

STAY WEIRD, STAY DIFFERENT.

THAT'S A VERY GOOD MESSAGE. ILIKE IT

LET'S SEE IF ANYONE TOOK THATNOTE.

>> YOU, YOU MY DARLING, MYBEAUTIFUL, MY WICKEDLY TALENTED

IDINA MENZEL.

>> YOU GOT IT RIGHT.

YAY.

>> Larry: THAT WAS HANDS DOWNTHE WEIRDEST MOMENT OF THE

NIGHT.

NO, SERIOUSLY, TRAVOLTA, PUTYOUR HANDS DOWN.

STAY WEIRD, NOT CREEPY.

ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH ABOUT THEOSCARS.

WHAT I REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUTTONIGHT ARE SOME RECENT COMMENTS

MADE BY AMERICA'S MAYOR.

NO, NOT HIM.

THE ONE WITH A BIGGER HEAD.

YEAH, HIM.

LAST WEEK, WHILE SPEAKING AT AFUNDRAISER FOR REPUBLICAN

PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL SCOTTWALKER, GIULIANI HAD THIS TO SAY

ABOUT PRESIDENTIAL ACTUAL BARACKOBAMA.

>> GIULIANI TOUCHED OFF AFIRESTORM WHEN HE SAID EARLIER

THIS WEEK, "I KNOW THIS IS AHORRIBLE THING TO SAY, BUT I DO

NOT BELIEVE THAT THE PRESIDENTLOVES AMERICA.

HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU.

AND HE DOESN'T LOVE ME ."

>> LARRY: HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU.

HE DOESN'T LOVE ME.

HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU...

HE LOVES ME!

SINCE WHEN DOES GIULIANI GET TODECLARE WHO LOVES THE COUNTRY?

WHO PUT HIM IN CHARGE OF COUNTRYLOVE?

ISN'T THAT TOBY KEITH'S JOB?

OR LONNIE LYNN'S?

I'M SORRY.

IT WAS JUST THE MOST SHOCKINGREVELATION OF THE NIGHT.

BUT RUDY WASN'T DONE RIPPINGOBAMA.

WHAT ELSE DID HE SAY?

>> HE WASN'T BROUGHT UP THE WAYYOU WERE BROUGHT UP AND I WAS

BROUGHT UP, THROUGH LOVE OF THISCOUNTRY.

>> Larry: HE WASN'T BROUGHT UPTHROUGH LOVE OF THIS COUNTRY.

SO THAT MEANS HE WAS BROUGHT UPTHROUGH HATE OF THIS COUNTRY?

MR. PRESIDENT, WHO HATE-RAISEDYOU?

>> I WAS RAISED WITH THE HELP OFA WHITE GRANDFATHER WHO SURVIVED

A DEPRESSION TO SERVE INPATTON'S ARMY DURING WORLD

WAR II AND A WHITE GRANDMOTHERWHO WORKED ON A BOMBER ASSEMBLY

LINE IN FORT LEVENWORTH WHILE HEWAS OVERSEAS.

>> Larry: W.W. DEUCE ANDFACTORIES?

IT DOESN'T GET MORE "I LOVEAMERICA" THAN THAT.

UNLESS YOUR GRANDMA MADEAMERICAN FLAGS WHILE WORKING IN

AN APPLE PIE FACTORY.

SO WHAT ELSE IS DIFFERENT ABOUTOBAMA?

MAN, I'M...

MMM...

NO, NO, NO...

I'M...

NO, I'M...

I'M REALLY TRYING MY BEST NOT TOUSE THE RACE CARD.

GETTING DIFFICULT.

NO, YOU KNOW, (BLEEP) THAT(BLEEP).

THAT'S RACIST.

YES, THAT'S RIGHT.

I USED THE RACE CARD.

AND YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE RUDY, WHEN YOU WERETRYING TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF, YOU

USED THE 9/11 CARD.

>> YOU KNOW, PRESIDENT OBAMADIDN'T LIVE THROUGH

SEPTEMBER 11th.

I DID.

(BOOING)>> Larry: THE PRESIDENT DIDN'T

LIVE THROUGH SEPTEMBER 11th?

ARE YOU SAYING HE WAS BORN 13YEARS AGO?

IS THAT WHY THEY WANTED TO SEEHIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

IT'S NOT THAT HE WAS BORN INKENYA, IT'S THAT HE WAS BORN IN

OCTOBER OF 2001?

I GUESS HOPE AND CHANGE MEANTHOPING HIS VOICE WOULD CHANGE BY

THE ELECTION.

RUDY, I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO CUT OFF THEDEFENSE OF YOUR RACIST

STATEMENT.

PLEASE CONTINUE.

>> YOU KNOW, PRESIDENT OBAMADIDN'T LIVE THROUGH

SEPTEMBER 11 -- I DID.

PRESIDENT OBAMA DIDN'T ALMOST,YOU KNOW, HAVE A BUILDING FALL

ON HIM -- MYSELF AND MY POLICECOMMISSIONER AND MY FIRE

COMMISSIONER DID.

>> Larry: ARE YOU DRUNK?

EVERY AMERICAN LIVED THROUGH9/11.

NOT JUST AMERICA, BUT MOST OFTHE WORLD CAME TOGETHER AFTER

THAT HAPPENED.

IN FACT, IT WAS SUCH A POWERFUL,INTOXICATING EVENT THAT FOR A

BRIEF, SHINING MOMENT, THEENTIRE WORLD FORGOT WHAT A

COLOSSAL PRICK YOU ARE.

THAT'S HOW BIG IT WAS.

IT WAS HUGE!

(APPLAUSE)IT WAS HUGE.

NOW THAT GIULIANI HAS GOTTEN SOMUCH HEAT, HE'S BACKPEDALING

LIKE A RUSSIAN BEAR ON A BICYCLEAT THE CIRCUS.

HE WROTE AN OP-ED SAYING...

>> MY BLUNT LANGUAGE SUGGESTINGTHAT THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T LOVE

AMERICA NOTWITHSTANDING, IDIDN'T INTEND TO QUESTION

PRESIDENT OBAMA'S MOTIVES OR THECONTENT OF HIS HEART.

(AUDIENCE BOOING)>> Larry: OKAY, AND MY BLUNT

LANGUAGE REGARDING RUDYGIULIANI'S STATEMENT

NOTWITHSTANDING STILL STANDS.

IT'S (BLEEP) RACIST.

(APPLAUSE)GIULIANI'S BIGGEST BEEF, EVEN

AFTER HIS FEEBLE ATTEMPT AT ANEXPLANATION WAS THAT OBAMA

CRITICIZES AMERICA TOO MUCH.

>> I DON'T HEAR FROM HIM WHAT IHEARD FROM HARRY TRUMAN, WHAT I

HEARD FROM BILL CLINTON, WHAT IHEARD FROM JIMMY CARTER, WHICH

IS THESE WONDERFUL WORDS ABOUTWHAT A GREAT COUNTRY WE ARE,

WHAT AN EXCEPTIONAL COUNTRY WEARE.

>> Larry: YOU'RE RIGHT.

HE'S NEVER SAID THAT.

>> AMERICA IS A PLACE WHERE ALLTHINGS ARE POSSIBLE.

THIS NATION IS GREAT BECAUSE WEBUILT IT TOGETHER.

I BELIEVE IN AMERICANEXCEPTIONALISM WITH EVERY FIBER

OF MY BEING.

LOVE AND CHARITY AND DUTY ANDPATRIOTISM...

THAT'S WHAT MAKES AMERICA GREAT.

WE WILL CONTINUE OUR JOURNEYFORWARD AND REMIND THE WORLD

JUST WHY IT IS WE LIVE IN THEGREATEST NATION ON EARTH!

(APPLAUSE)THANK YOU, AMERICA, GOD BLESS

YOU.

>> Larry: OKAY, FINE.

OBAMA LOVES AMERICA.

JUST NOT AS MUCH AS RUDYGIULIANI LOVES 9/11.

OR AS MUCH AS I LOVE THATCOMMON'S REAL NAME IS LONNIE

LYNN.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK TO THESHOW.

JOINING OUR PANEL TONIGHT ISAUTHOR OF "I MUST SAY: MY LIFE

AS A HUMBLE COMEDY LEGEND,"MARTIN SHORT.

WRITER-AT-LARGE OF "NEW YORKER"MAGAZINE, FRANK RICH.

HIS NEW ALBUM "DARK SKYPARADISE" DROPS TOMORROW,

BIG SEAN.

AND REPUBLICAN STRATEGIST ANDCNN POLITICAL COMMENTATOR TARA

SETMAYER.

(APPLAUSE)WE'RE TALKING ABOUT RUDY

GIULIANI'S INFLAMMATORY COMMENTSABOUT OBAMA.

NOW, FRANK, YOU'RE A POLITICALJOURNALIST.

YOU'VE WRITTEN EXTENSIVELY ABOUTTHE PRESIDENT.

DO YOU THINK GIULIANI'SSTATEMENTS ARE RACIST AND, IF

NOT, WHY ARE YOU SO RACIST?

(LAUGHTER)THAT'S NOT A BIASED QUESTION AT

ALL.

>> USING HIS LANGUAGE, WE DON'TKNOW WHAT'S IN HIS HEART --

>> Larry: IN WHOSE HEART?

GIULIANI'S.

HE SAID WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WASIN OBAMA'S HEART.

BUT WE KNOW WHAT WAS IN HISMIND. IT'S A BUNCH OF MUSH.

IT'S PART OF THIS THING THAT'SBEEN GOING ON SINCE OBAMA, BEEN

GOING ON SINCE 2008 WITH PALINSAYING HE DOESN'T THINK ABOUT

THE COUNTRY THE WAY WE DO, IT'SUS VS. THEM, TRYING TO

STIGMATIZE HIM COMING FROM THATFOREIGN COUNTRY OF HAWAII.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: WHY DO THEY HAVE TO

MAKE A MYTHOLOGY ABOUT OBAMA, HEWASN'T BORN HERE, HE'S A SECRET

MUSLIM.

IT'S HARD ENOUGH FOR HIM TOSNEAK A CIGARETTE, HOW IS HE

GOING TO SNEAK PRAY TO ALLAHFIVE TIMES A DAY?

(APPLAUSE)WHY IS THERE THIS MYTHOLOGY

ABOUT HIM?

>> I DON'T THINK IT'S MYTHOLOGY.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK ATHIS WORDS.

HE GREW UP IN INDONESIA, HESAID, GROWING UP THE MOST

BEAUTIFUL THING WAS THE MUSLIMCALL TO PRAYER.

HIS OWN MENTOR IN HAWAII WAS ACARD-CARRYING COMMUNIST.

SO YOU START TO WONDER, I DON'TKNOW!

(BOOING)WELL I GUESS YOU'RE ALLCOMMUNISTS

AND YOU DON'T LOVE AMERICA>> Larry: LET'S SAY OBAMA

WAS A SECRET MUSLIM. THE THOUGHTTHAT

A MUSLIM CAN'T BE AN AMERICAN, IDON'T LIKE THAT

THOUGHT EITHER.

>> THAT'S NOT THE IMPLICATION.

>> Larry: IT IS.

IT'S ABSOLUTELY NOT THEIMPLICATION!

>> Larry: MARTIN, YOU'RE FROMCANADA. AT THE OSCARS,

I LOVED THE SPEECH ABOUT WEIRDAND DIFFERENT.

THAT WAS ONE OF THE GREATSPEECHES.

YOU'RE WEIRD AND DIFFERENT,MARTIN.

(APPLAUSE)CANADA IS SO CLOSE,

BUT IS IT DIFFERENT THERE.

>> IT IS.

IT'S A SOCIAL DEMOCRATICCOUNTRY. AND IT THRIVES AND

PROSPERS. AND THESE LABELS AREOBVIOUSLY INSANE.

GIULIANI IS A KARDASHIAN NOW.

(APPLAUSE)YOU ENTER THAT ELEMENT OF

POLITICS WHERE YOU'RE SODESPERATE FOR ATTENTION, THE

ONLY REASON WE'RE TALKING ABOUTHIM NOW IS BECAUSE OF WHAT HE

SAID AND HOW EXTREME IT WAS

AND THAT KIND OF RHETORIC ISVERY BAD FOR THIS COUNTRY RIGHT

NOW.

IF ANYBODY HATES AMERICA --(APPLAUSE)

>> DOES THAT APPLY TO BARACKOBAMA WHEN HE CALLED BUSH

UNPATRIOTIC?

>> HE SAID HIS POLICY AGAINSTTHE POOR WAS UNPATRIOTIC.

>> THAT'S NOT FAIR.

>> Larry: I'LL TELL YOU THEDIFFERENCE.

GIULIANI SAID OBAMA DOESN'T LOVETHIS COUNTRY.

JOHN ADAMS CALLED SOMEONE AHERMAPHRODITE. POLITICIANS HAVE

BEEN -- LOOK, CAESAR WAS STABBEDON THE SENATE FLOOR

LET'S TAKE THIS OUT OF POLITICALLANGUAGE AND PUT THIS IN RAPPER

LANGUAGE.

>> OKAY.

>> Larry: WHEN PEOPLE THINK OFUS --

>> RACIST!

THAT'S RACIST!

>> Larry: LET'S IMAGINEOBAMA'S JAY-Z AND GIULIANI IS

VANILLA ICE.

WHAT SHOULD HE DO ABOUT VANILLA?

>> IT'S KIND OF SIMILAR, YOUKNOW, LIKE RAP BEEF AND

POLITICAL BEEF.

I FEEL LIKE POLITICAL BEEF IS ALITTLE MORE VIOLENT.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: YOU'RE FROM DETROIT.

YOU'VE HAD AN AMAZING CAREER ATA YOUNG AGE.

WHEN YOU HEAR LOVE OF COUNTRY,WHAT IS YOUR IDEA?

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO YOU?

>> LOVE OF COUNTRY?

I FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU APPRECIATEWHERE YOU'RE FROM AND WHEN YOU

GIVE BACK ANY WAY YOU CAN.

FOR INSTANCE, I KNOW MYGRANDMOTHER TAUGHT ME.

SHE SERVED IN WORLD WAR II ASWELL, ONE OF THE FIRST BLACK

FEMALE CAPTAINS THERE.

(APPLAUSE)SHE WAS ONE OF THE FIRST FEMALE

COPS IN DETROIT IN THE STREET, ATEACHER, COUNSELOR, GREAT

GRANDMOTHER, SHE ALWAYS TAUGHTME, BE CHARITABLE, GIVE BACK, SO

IT WAS A HABITUAL THING.

AS I STARTED GIVING BACK, I SAWTHE DIFFERENCE IT WAS MAKING

AROUND MY CITY.

JUST TO MAKE ANOTHER POINT,SINCE OBAMA HAS BEEN PRESIDENT,

I'VE SEEN THE EFFECT OF ITDIRECTLY OF, YOU KNOW,

UNEMPLOYMENT.

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GETTING WAYMORE JOBS, THE CITY HAS BEEN

REBUILT, I'VE SEEN IT FROM MYFRIENDS, THEIR PARENTS.

IT WAS AT ONE POINT WHERE THEYDIDN'T HAVE JOBS, NOW PEOPLE

ARE -- YOU KNOW, THE CITY ISTHRIVING

(APPLAUSE)(TALKING AT THE SAME TIME)

ONE CONCEPT, THIS LABELING ISCHILDISH AND IT DOESN'T HELP THE

COUNTRY.

IT DOESN'T.

IT DOES NOT HELP THE COUNTRY.

>> I AGREE, BUT THIS SAMEOUTRAGE NEEDS TO APPLY TO BOTH

SIDES.

IF THE MUD SLINGING HAPPENS,THERE'S A DOUBLE STANDARD ON

THIS.

>> Larry: MUD SLINGING HAPPENS ON BOTH SIDES, ABSOLUTELY.

BUT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THISSIDE RIGHT NOW.

>> BUT -->> Larry: NO, NO, I DON'T HAVE

A TIME MACHINE ON THE SHOW HERETO GO BACK AND LITIGATE THE BUSH

AND CLINTON.

HILLARY CLINTON WAS CALLEDHATEFUL THINGS THE DAY CLINTON

WAS ELECTED.

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE SOME OFTHE THINGS SHE WAS CALLED

AND THAT'S THE FIRST LADY.

BUT IT'S THE ATTITUDE TOWARDSOBAMA WHICH I FEEL IS A LITTLE

DIFFERENT AND IT'S THE WHOLETHING WHERE I'VE HEARD PEOPLE

SAY HE IS INTENTIONALLY TRYINGTO HURT THE COUNTRY.

THAT'S THE PART THAT'SDIFFERENT, WHERE PEOPLE JUST

THOUGHT BUSH WAS STUPID.

>> IT'S NOT ABOUT HURTING THECOUNTRY.

WHEN YOU SAY YOU WANT TOFUNDMAMENTALLY

CHANGE SOMETHING, PEOPLETHINK --

>> Larry: END OF SLAVERY,WOMEN'S RIGHT TO VOTE, THE NEW

DEAL AND THE CIVIL RIGHTSMOVEMENT FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGED

AMERICA!>> YES, IT DID.

>> Larry: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACKAND CONTINUE THE CONVERSATION

>> Larry: OKAY.

IT'S TIME FOR THE SEGMENT WELIKE TO CALL "KEEP IT 100".

NOW, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'TKNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, IT MEANS

KEEP IT 100 PERCENT HONEST.

IF YOU ANSWER HONESTLY, YOU GETA FUN STICKER.

IF NOT, YOU GET A LITTLE WEAKTEA.

FRANK RICH, WE'RE GOING TO STARTWITH YOU.

GOT TO KEEP THIS 100, FRANK, ALLRIGHT?

YOU WERE ASKED A PARTICULARLYDIFFICULT KEEP IT 100 QUESTION

ON TONIGHT'S SHOW.

YOU ANSWERED HONESTLY BUTDRIVING HOME YOU THOUGHT YOU MAY

HAVE ANSWERED TOO HONESTLY ANDAFRAID YOU MAY HAVE DAMAGED YOUR

CAREER BUT IT'S REALLY FUNNY, DOYOU CALL AND ASK US TO EDIT IT

FROM THE SHOW BEFORE AIRING?

>> NO.

>> Larry: IT COULD DAMAGE YOURCAREER.

>> THAT'S EASY, AS A JOURNALIST,I WOULDN'T --

>> Larry: JOKES ARE BETTER?

COME ON, FRANK.

(APPLAUSE)A MAN WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HIS

CAREER FOR THE JOKE.

NOT EVEN COMEDIANS ARE LIKETHAT.

(LAUGHTER)OKAY, YOU CAN HAND PICK THE NEXT

PRESIDENT, EITHER A RACISTREPUBLICAN WHO YOU KNOW WILL BE

TOUGH ON TERROR BUT YOU KNOWTHEY'RE RACIST, OR A DEMOCRATIC

WHO'S A BLACK WOMAN WHO IS YOURBEST AND FIRST FRIEND IN THE

WORLD --(LAUGHTER)

-- WAIT, WAIT!

YOU KNEW THIS GIRL KINDERGARTENBUT YOU KNOW SHE'S REALLY SOFT

ON TERROR, EVEN BACK THEN YOUKNEW THAT!

>> EVEN IN KINDERGARTEN.

>> Larry: WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?

THE RACIST REPUBLICAN!

AT LEAST IF HE'S RACIST, YOUKNOW THAT BUT HE'S GOING TO KILL

THE TERRORISTS!

THERE YOU GO.

I'M SORRY.

(APPLAUSE)>> Larry: I HAVE SO MANY JOKES

FOR THAT.

ALL RIGHT, BIG SEAN.

KANYE IS YOUR RAPMENTOR, RIGHT?

YOU APPROACHED HIM AND STARTEDFREE STYLING, RIGHT?

>> RIGHT.

>> Larry: HE TOOK YOU UNDERHIS WING.

>> RIGHT.

>> Larry: HE'S YOUR HIP-HOPOBI-WAN KENOBI.

>> RIGHT.

>> Larry: YOU OWE HIMEVERYTHING.

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO FREE STYLERAP BATTLE HIM.

WHO WINS?

>> ME.

(APPLAUSE)>> Larry: ALL RIGHT!

NOT EVEN CLOSE?

>> YEAH I WIN.

>> Larry: IS KANYE NOT THATGOOD?

>> HE'S GREAT.

I'M THAT GOOD THOUGH, TOO.

(APPLAUSE)>> Larry: GOT TOO MUCH

KARDASHIAN DISTRACTION.

MARTIN, YOU'RE THE LAST ONE.

>> YES, SIR.

>> Larry: YOUR OTHER TWOAMIGOS, CHEVY CHASE AND STEVE

MARTIN, ARE FACING EL GUAPO'SFIRING SQUAD.

>> YEAH.

>> Larry: YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIMETO SAVE ONE.

WHO DO YOU PICK?

REMINDER, THESE ARE NOT THEM ASTHEIR CHARACTERS, THESE ARE THEM

AS CHEVY CHASE AND STEVE MARTIN.

KEEP IN MIND, I KNOW WHO YOUPICK, I JUST WANT AMERICA TO

HEAR IT.

GO FOR IT!

>> WELL, THIS IS A RIDICULOUSQUESTION!

>> Larry: MM-HMM...

FIRST OF ALL -- WHO WOULD IPICK?

WELL...

ONLY BECAUSE HE HAS -- DO YOUWANT TO HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY

BEFORE YOU GIVE ME THATFEEDBACK?

>> Larry: MM-HMM.

TAKING TOO LONG.

>> ONLY BECAUSE HE HAS A LITTLEBABY CHILD --

>> Larry: TAKING LOOK.

-- I'D HAVE TO PICK STEVEBECAUSE CHEVY'S CHILDREN ARE

GROWN, THEREFORE -- BUT ALSO IWOULD PICK CHEVY AS WELL BECAUSE

CHEVY IS A LOVELY MAN AND -->> Larry: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

>> Larry: I WANT TO THANK OURPANELISTS - MARTIN SHORT,

FRANK RICH, BIG SEAN AND TARASETMAYER. I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO

KEEP IT 100 TONIGHT, BUTTOMORROW I PROMISE I WILL

THE TOPIC FOR TOMORROW'S SHOWWILL BE ISLAMOPHOBIA

SO TWEET ME YOUR QUESTIONS.

GOODNIGHTLY, EVERYONE!

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