The crew uncovers a covert mission undertaken by the Professor and Dr. Zoidberg many years ago.
(men groaning)How bad is it, Doctor?
A lot of these men willbe dead within 24 hours.
Not you, though.
You'll make a complete recovery
and go on to marry a supermodel!
It can kill immediately,or lie dormant for decades.
But sooner or later,it erupts,
causing fever,spasms, madness,
coma,and finally death.
Oh, those poor,doomed bastards.
I guess it's up to meto complete the mission.
I'll be in the swamp, blowingthe smirk off a toxic yeti.
Professor, we needto talk, man-to-mob.
We've had itwith Zoidberg!
We demand you fire him!
Zoidberg's a fine physician,
Your mistake is being humans.
No, if I'm going to fire anyone,
it'll be Scruffy.
(all shouting)You can't do that!
Over my dead body!
Don't you getit, old man?
Thanks to Dr. Scissorhands,
I wet myself everytime I laugh.
It's not funny!
Well, I guessit is kind of funny.
Why are you protectingZoidberg, Professor?
Do you owe himsomething?
Is he blackmailing yousomehow?
What does hehave on you?
Why have you kept himaround all these years
when he's so grosslyincompetent?
Long ago,Zoidberg and I
enteredinto a secret arrangement
relating to certainextraordinary events
too horrible to reveal.
So there's nothingto be curious about.
Stop, or I'll shoot!
You can't hunt a yetiby yourself, sir.
So what? I'm going to die
of hypermalaria, anyway.
I was in the same swampas the rest of the men.
Just because youwere in the swamp
I was thirstyfrom the flight.
I drank swamp water.
Oy, I lost another one.
Zoidberg, I'm sorryto break it to you this way,
but we hate you and we neverwant to see you again.
We're not your friends!
We're your victims!
I was just trying to...
Shut up and giveme my kidney back!
We don't know why the Professorkeeps you around here,
and we don't care.You're a terrible doctor!
Nobody wantsto see you ever again!
I want to seeyou right now!
The time hascome, my friend.
We have to talk aboutour arrangement.
Oh, no. No, no.
Oh, no, no, no!
Unpaw him, you big ape!
I saw this in a Tarzan movie!
It was called...(grunts)
Tarzan Versus the Yetis.
(grunts)I lost my virginity
(grunts)... during the film,
so I'm (grunts)...
a little fuzzy on the details.
(yeti growling,Professor grunts)
(Professor and yeti grunt)
John, are youall right?
You... You saved my life!
Oh, fuff.Yes, fuff.
How can I everrepay you?
Do you need a slave?
Or maybe a butler?
No, I haven't needed a butler
since grad school.
But I do need a doctor.
I don't want to dielike those Marines, John.
The fever, the madness.
Don't forget the spasms,coma and death.
Oh, I don't wantto go through that.
I want you to kill me.
All right. Giveme the knife.
Hypermalariacan lie dormant for years.
Isn't that what you said?
It sounds like somethingI would say.
So stay with me untilthe symptoms start,
then put meout of my misery.
You must swear!
All right, Hubert, I swear.
It's started, Zoidberg--
the fever, the muscle spasms.
(coughs)It's time for you
to keep your promiseand kill me.
This is very difficult,but I'll try,