In tonight's episode, the Pope excommunicates two Chinese bishops. Will the Chinese retaliate by stopping production of dashboard Jesuses? You'll never guess which Representative of Oregon's third district I sit down with -- unless you guess Earl Blumenauer. And Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly has written a new novel about golf. I'll ask him why golfers would want to shoot eagles. We're holding our spring formal, and my date is the truth. Tonight, we're going all the way. This is The Colbert Report.