In this episode, the government seizes a creationist dinosaur theme park, but don't worry, Jesus escaped on a triceratops. Then, I review the movies that are destroying America -- get ready for 500 days of bummer. And my guest, Meryl Streep, plays Julia Child in her latest film. Big deal, let's see her play Chef Boyardee. Twitter went down today. If only there was some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror. This is The Colbert Report.