In this episode, the auto industry gets a bailout with no money down! Then, a Republican congresswoman accidentally hangs up on Barack Obama, but not before he got her to change her long distance plan. And my guest is Harlem Children Zone's Geoffrey Canada. What, we couldn't get Geoffrey America? I don't want to let the cat out of the bag. That cat knows what it did and it needs to be punished. This is The Colbert Report.