CC Presents: Bob Oschack

  • Season 8, Ep 14
  • 03/18/2004

AND I, WE GOTTA LITTLE BABY GIRL

AND, AH--

YEAH, THANK YOU.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YEAH.

THAT ADDS A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL

TO THE RELATIONSHIP, LET ME

TELL YOU.

MY COMIC FRIENDS DON'T

UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE BABY THING,

THOUGH.

ALWAYS LIKE, "DUDE, WHY WOULD

YOU WANT A BABY IN YOUR

APARTMENT?

ALL THEY DO IS EAT, CRAP AND

SLEEP."

"LIKE BRO, YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT.

I HAD YOUR SORRY ASS OVER,

YOU KNOW?

[LAUGHTER]

AT LEAST THE BABY DOESN'T SHOW

UP WITH A SIX PACK OF KEYSTONE

LITE AND HELP ITSELF TO OUR

IMPORTS."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

OH, SURE, SURE.

SURE, SHE MAY BE A LITTLE

LACKING IN CONVERSATION SKILLS,

BUT THAT'S OKAY.

UNLIKE YOU, SHE DOESN'T NEED TO

EXPLAIN WHY SHE STILL WETS

HERSELF AND FALLS ASLEEP ON

OUR FLOOR.

SO--

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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