Mars University

  • 10/03/1999

The Professor introduces the crew to his newest experiment at Mars University.

DEAN VERNON, I'D LIKE YOU TOMEET MY PARENTS, LEO AND INEZ.

AH, MR. AND MRS. WONG.

I'M SO GLAD WE COULD ADMIT AMY

IN EXCHANGEFOR YOUR GENEROUS CONTRIBUTION.

HOW MUCH MOREFOR PHI BETA KAPPA?

HOW MUCH YOU GOT?

SORRY I'M LATE.

I WAS OFF ATA STUDY SESSION

WITH CHRISSY.

OH, I'M GLAD YOUMADE IT, GUENTER

BECAUSE IN HONOROF PARENTS' WEEKEND

I HAVE A SPECIALSURPRISE FOR YOU.

MOM! DAD!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

( monkeys chattering )

THIS IS SO HUMILIATING.

NOW, THESE MONKEYS I LIKE.

( smacking )

WHAT'S THAT?

YOU WANT TO COME OUT?

NO! STOP!

( appalled gasps )

I SAY.

WHAT'S THAT THEY'REFLINGING AT US?

OH, DEAR LORD.

ALL OVER THE DEAN.

HEY, UH, GUENTER,WHY DON'T YOU GET UP

ON THE CHANDELIERWITH YOUR PARENTS

AND I'LL TAKE A PICTURE.

D'OH!

WELL, LOOKS LIKETHE PARTY'S WINDING DOWN.

LET'S TAKE A ROAD TRIPTO TIJUANA

AND GET FAT-BOT SOME ACTION.

( cheering )

IT'S MY FIRST TIME.

I'M REALLY NERVOUS.

ROBOT HOUSE!

HELP US, GUENTER!

OH, MY GOODNESS.

HANG ON! I NEED TO DOSOME CALCULATIONS!

THE DECIMAL GOES...

CARRY THE SEVEN... GOT IT!

GRAB ON!

WE'RE SAVED!

APPPRECIATE IT,GUENTER.

HURRY, GUENTER!

CLIMB UP THE VINE!

YOU CAN STILLSAVE YOURSELF!

WHY BOTHER?

I'VE GOT NOTHING TO LIVE FOR.

I WAS MISERABLE AS A GENIUS

AND AS A MONKEY,I WAS SO DUMB

I TRIED TO WEARA HAT ON MY BUTT.

( snickering, snorting )

THERE'S JUST NO PLACEFOR ME IN THIS WORLD.

ALTHOUGH, ON THE OTHER HAND...

( yelling )

( distant splat )

OH, THAT POOR,SWEET MONKEY.

WELL, LET'S GOGATHER HIM UP.

THERE'S NO SENSELETTING HIM GO TO WASTE.

GUENTER!

YOU'RE ALIVE.

I GUESS THE HAT MUSTHAVE BROKE MY FALL.

IT SEEMS TO BE WORKINGAT ONLY HALF CAPACITY,

BUT I CAN FIX IT.

NO, WAIT! I LIKEIT LIKE THIS.

I ACTUALLY FEELSORT OF... HAPPY.

BUT WHAT ABOUTYOUR SUPER INTELLIGENCE?

WHEN I HAD THAT, THERE WASTOO MUCH PRESSURE TO USE IT.

ALL I WANT OUTOF LIFE IS TO BE

A MONKEY OF MODERATEINTELLIGENCE WHO WEARS A SUIT.

THAT'S WHY I'VE DECIDED TOTRANSFER TO BUSINESS SCHOOL.

NO!!

( marching band playing )

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