The Power of Wings

  • 12/04/2013

A pawn shop customer asks after some suspicious items, Wendell makes a vanity video, and Karim and Jahar go to the gym.

- I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ONWITH THE HUGE WOMAN,

AND I WANT TO KNOWWHAT THE DEAL IS

WITH THE RED WITCH LADY.- YES.

YES.YES.

- [laughs]I WOULD TOO.

- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?- [laughing]

- STRAIGHT OUT.

- NO, BUT I MEAN, LIKE,HAVE YOU?

HAVE YOU--HAVE YOU EVERSLEPT WITH A BLACK GUY?

- NO, BUT I REALLY WANT TO.

[laughs]- ME TOO!

APPARENTLY, IT IS, LIKE,

A WHOLE OTHER THINGTHAN SLEEPING WITH WHITE MEN.

- OH, NO, NO.

I HEARD THEY'RESUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE,

WAY BETTER AT ITOR SOMETHING.

- YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.I HEARD THAT TOO.

I WONDER IF IT'S'CAUSE THEY HAVE,

LIKE--LIKE, BETTER RHYTHM,YOU KNOW?

- RIGHT, 'CAUSETHEY'RE REALLY GOOD DANCERS.

- I MEAN, APPARENTLY,THEY HAVE, LIKE, BIGGER--

- OH, WAY BIGGER PENISES, RIGHT?[laughs]

- YEAH.

I GUESS THAT'SBECAUSE OF AFRICA?

- YEAH, LIKE,I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE JUST--

THEY'RE, LIKE, REALLYWITH YOU IN THE MOMENT.

- HMM.

- LIKE, IF THEY'RE GONNABE WITH YOU,

THEY'RE IN THE HERE AND NOW.

- EXACTLY. EXACTLY.

BECAUSE THEY KNOW THATTHEY BASICALLY HAVE NO FUTURE.

- [laughs]I KNOW.

- THINK ABOUT IT.- IT'S SO SAD.

- THINK ABOUT IT![laughs]

- I DO FEEL LIKE THEY TREATTHEIR WOMEN WITH JUST, LIKE,

A LITTLE BITMORE COMPASSION, THOUGH.

- YEAH,LIKE, RESPECT AND STUFF.

OH, BECAUSE THEIR DADSWERE NEVER AROUND!

- OH, RIGHT, AND THEY ALSO HAVEA LOT OF TIME ON THEIR HANDS

'CAUSE EVEN IF THEY HAVE KIDS,THEY NEVER GO VISIT THEM.

- OH, PLEASE. TOTALLY.BABY DADDY?

THAT'S A THING.- OH.

THAT'S IN THE DICTIONARY NOWBECAUSE OF BLACK PEOPLE.

- SEE?SER-I-OU-SLY.

APPARENTLY, BLACK GUYS JUST KNOWHOW TO PLEASE WHITE WOMEN.

RIGHT? JUST, LIKE,WAY MORE THAN WHITE MEN.

- OH, WELL, IT'S PROBABLYIN THEIR BLOOD

'CAUSE THEY'RE USEDTO PLEASING THEIR WHITE MASTERS.

- WHAAAT?

- OKAY. OKAY.- YEAH!

LAW OF THE JUNGLE, RIGHT?- [laughs] TOTALLY.

- I AM SO DESPERATETO FIND OUT FOR MYSELF.

[laughter]- ME TOO.

- RIGHT?

- OKAY, UM, I'M GONNAGO TO THE BATHROOM...

- OKAY.

- AND I SWEAR TO YOU,

IF THERE IS A BLACK GUYBACK THERE, I'M GONNA BLOW HIM.

[laughter]- GET IT!

- SO, UNRELATED, I NOWHAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM,

UH, BECAUSE I'VE BEENDRINKING COFFEE ALL DAY.

SO I WILL BE BACKIN A LITTLE WHILE.

- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?LET--LET ME GO FIRST.

I'LL BE ABOUT 30 SECONDS.

- OOH, OW.I HIT MY PENIS THERE.

- I'M SORRY.I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, SIR.

- OKAY.

[cha-ching]

[epic ballad]

- ♪ THERE'S A LIGHT

♪ AND IT SHINESWITHIN THE DARKNESS ♪

♪ OF THE SANDS OF TIME,THE SANDS OF TIME ♪

♪ THERE'S A FIGHT [cha-ching]

♪ BUT THE BATTLE TO BE WONIS WITH THE MAN INSIDE ♪

♪ THE MAN INSIDE

♪ NO VALLEY, NO OCEAN [cha-ching]

♪ CAN STOP MY DEVOTION

[cha-ching]

♪ NOTHING WILL KEEP MEFROM GETTING TO YOU ♪

♪ FLYING HIGH,TO THE LIMIT ♪

♪ NEVER WONDERING

♪ HOW I TOUCH THE SKY,TOUCH THE SKY ♪

♪ LIKE A DREAM [cha-ching]

♪ YOU CAN NEVERTELL THE LIES ♪

♪ FROM WHAT'S EXACTLYAS IT SEEMS ♪

[cha-ching]♪ IN THE RHYTHM, I BELIEVE

[cha-ching]♪ IS THE POWER OF WINGS

♪ THERE'S A FIRE [cha-ching]

[cha-ching]

♪ AND IT BURNS THE DEEPESTFATHOMS OF THE SEVEN SEAS ♪

[cha-ching, cha-ching]♪ THE SEVEN SEAS

♪ TRUE DESIRE [cha-ching]

[cha-ching]♪ LET THE MUSIC IN YOUR HEART

♪ GIVE WAY TO THE THINGSTHAT YOU BELIEVE ♪

♪ ANYTHING YOU CAN ACHIEVE

♪ FLYING HIGH,TO THE LIMIT ♪

♪ NEVER WONDERING

♪ HOW I KISS THE CLOUDS [cha-ching]

♪ LIKE A DREAM

[cha-ching, cha-ching,cha-ching]

♪ YOU CAN NEVERTELL THE LIES ♪

♪ FROM WHAT'S EXACTLYAS IT SEEMS ♪

♪ IN THE RHYTHM,I BELIEVE ♪

♪ IS THE POWER OF WINGS [cha-ching]

♪ ANYTHING IS ACHIEVABLE

♪ DON'T LET NOBODYTEAR YOU DOWN ♪

♪ SEXUALLY

♪ JUST TAKE FLIGHT,IT'S BELIEVABLE ♪

♪ IF YOU FIRST LEARNTO STAND YOUR GROUND ♪

♪ FLYING HIGH,TO THE LIMIT ♪

♪ NEVER WONDERING

♪ HOW I TOUCH THE SKY

♪ LIKE A DREAM

♪ YOU CAN NEVERTELL THE LIES ♪

♪ FROM WHAT'S EXACTLYAS IT SEEMS ♪

♪ WITHIN THE RHYTHMS,I BELIEVE ♪

♪ IS THE POWER

♪ OF WINGS

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