December 3, 2015 - Mass Shootings & Violent Baby Names

  • 12/03/2015

Gun massacres become an American institution, and Larry discusses questionable names for babies with Brian Posehn, Bobby Gaylor and Robin Thede.

>> Larry: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELCOME TO THE NIGHTLY SHOW.

>> LARRY, LARRY, LARRY.

>> Larry: OH, YOU'RE SO KIND.

OH, THE CHANTS.

THE CHANT IS VERY NICE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I AM LARRY WILMORE, THEY ARECORRECT.

(LAUGHTER)I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY GOT THAT

RIGHT.

IT WOULD BE HORRIBLE, JUST RALF,RALPH.

YOU KNOW, BEFORE WE GET STARTEDI WANTED TO MENTION SOMETHING

THAT SLIPPED BY THIS WEEK.

TUESDAY WAS THE 60thANNIVERSARY OF ROSA PARKS TAKING

A STAND.

DID YOU KNOW THAT, TRUE.

IT'S A HOLIDAY ALL OF US SHOULDBE AWARE.

AND HILLARY CLINTON ASPOLITICIANS WILL DO DECIDED TO

HONOR THE DAY BY-- TOWARDSHILLARY CLINTON.

SO SHE, THIS IS TRUE.

SHE DECIDED TO PAY TRIBUTE TOMISS PARKS BY ADJUSTING HER

OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN LOGO FROM THISTO THIS.

(LAUGHTER)THAT'S SO SWEET, YOU GUYS IT'S

SO NICE.

WHAT A WONDERFUL-- WAIT,TRIBUTE-- EXCEPT FOR THE FACT

DID SHE PLACE ROSA PARKS AT THEBACK OF THE H?

YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT TO HONORROTIONA, AT LEAST DO WHAT WE DID

TO OUR LOGO, WE LET HER SITRIGHT UP FRONT, OKAY.

THAT'S WHAT WE DID.

THAT'S HOW WE DID IT!

ROSA, MAN.

I MEAN LOOK, SHE'S BASICALLYDRIVING OUR LOGO, YOU GUYS.

OH, WAIT, SHE'S DRIVING US NOW?

NOT SURE IF THAT'S A-- ANYWAY.

HAD TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST.

TONIGHT IS TOUGH, YET AGAIN.

WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT A MASSSHOOTING HERE IN AMERICA.

REFERRING TO THE INCIDENT IN SANBERNARDINO YESTERDAY THAT KILLED

14, LEFT 21 WOUNDED.

GUYS, THIS IS BEYOND ABSURD.

I DIDN'T GET INTO COMEDY TO TALKABOUT VIOLENT DEATHS ALL THE

TIME.

I GOT INTO COMEDY TO WEAR PURPLESUITS AND SOME DAY HOST FAMILY

FEUD, I DID.

(LAUGHTER)>> THAT'S RIGHT, HARVEY.

SURVEY SAYS I'M COMING FOR YOU.

NOW LOOK, WE DON'T KNOW ALL THEFACTS YET, YOU KNOW, BUT ONE

FACT WE ARE SURE OF IS WE'REAVERAGING MORE THAN ONE MASS

SHOOTING A DAY.

WHENEVER ONE OF THESE HAPPENS, IFEEL LIKE WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH

THE SAME EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER.

AND IT'S THE MOST VILE ROLLERCOASTER IN HISTORY.

EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THE LEGENDARY1933 WORLD FAIR COASTER DOCTOR

NECKSNAPS BREAKAWAYRAILROAD THAT WAS HORRIBLE.

ARGUEABLY THAT WAS THE WORST, IGET IT BUT LOOK, I'M CALLING

THIS ROLLER COASTER THE BIGTHUNDERING MOUNTAIN OF EMOTIONAL

EXHAUSTION.

OH, THERE IT IS, OKAY.

THAT'S HOW EXHAUSTING IT IS.

IT TAKES AWHILE FOR THE GRAPHICSTO EVEN COME UP.

(LAUGHTER)YOU GUYS I'M TIRED OF THIS RIDE,

THIS EMOTIONAL JOURNEY THAT WEHAVE TO GO ON EVERY TIME A MASS

SHOOTING HAPPENS.

WE HAVE ALL EXPERIENCED TOO MANYTIMES.

THE FIRST THING, YOU HAVE TOLOWER THAT SAFETY BAR.

OKAY.

I'M STRAPPED IN.

TIME FOR THAT OMINOUS MIDDAYANNOUNCEMENT.

>> WE ARE GETTING REPORTS OF APOSSIBLE ACTIVE SHOOTER IN

COLORADO SPRINGS.

>> THE MASS SHOOTING INSIDE ASUBURBAN DENVER MOVIE THEATER.

>> REPORTS OF A SCHOOL SHOOTINGIN NEWTOWN, CONNECTICUT.

>> GUNMAN OPENED FIRE INSIDE AMOVIE THEATER.

>> HERE WE GO, AGAIN, BREAKINGNEWS, IN TO CNN REPORTS OF AN

ACTIVE SHOOTER IN SANBERNARDINO, CALIFORNIA.

>> Larry: OKAY, WE'RE OFF.

WE'RE ON OUR WAY UP THAT CHAINTHINGY.

EVERYONE ON THE COASTER ISTRYING TO GUESS WHAT THE SHOOTER

LOOKED LIKE AT THIS POINT.

>> WHY WON'T THEY GET OUT THEREAND TELL US EXPLICITLY, WHAT ARE

THE NAMES, WHAT ARE THE AGES,WHAT ARE THE ETHNICITIES.

>> Larry: YES, WHAT ARE THEETHNICITIES? CAN'T THEY SEE WE

NEED TO KNOW WHO TO HATE!

WE'RE ALMOST AT THE TOP OF THISTHING, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

>> MULTIPLE REPORTS OF THEPERPETRATORS BEING DESCRIBED

AS-- .

>> Larry: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,WAIT.

GUYS, THIS IS A VERY SCARY PARTOF THE RIDE.

BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS PRAYINGTHAT THEIR TYPE ISN'T THE ONE AT

THE BOTTOM OF THAT DROP, RIGHT.

BE HONEST, IT'S TRUE.

NO, NO, LORD, DON'T LET HIM BEBLACK, DON'T LET HIM BE BLACK.

I'M SURE-- EVEN WHITE PEOPLE,EVEN WHITE PEOPLE ARE

LIKE-- IT'S TRUE, HOLD ON, DON'TCLAP, DON'T CLAP.

EVEN WHITE PEOPLE ARE LIKE GOD,I NEVER ASKED YOU FOR ANYTHING,

YOU KNOW, CUZ I'M WHITE ANDEVERYTHING, BUT PLEASE, PLEASE

DON'T-- I APOLOGIZE, IAPOLOGIZE.

HORRIBLE THING TO SAY.

BUT IT'S TRUE, OKAY.

OKAY.

OKAY, WE'RE AT THE TOP, WE'REABOUT TO FIND OUT.

>> MULTIPLE REPORTS OF THEPERPETRATORS BEING DESCRIBED AS

WHITE MEN.

>> Larry: YES, I MEAN-- OH.

HORRIBLE THING.

OH, WAIT, THAT INFORMATION ISNOT RIGHT.

OH, GOD, LOOK OUT.

>> THE POLICE IDENTIFYING THEKILLERS AS A HUSBAND AND WIFE,

BOTH MUSLIMS.

>> Larry: WE JUST GOT ANUNEXPECTED TURN, THEY'RE

MUSLIMS.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

AT LEAST THEY'RE STILL NOTBLACK.

I MEAN-- I APOLOGIZE ONCE AGAIN,I SHOULD NEVER SAY THAT.

OKAY SO NOW HERE IS WHAT ASKGOING ON.

WE'RE COMING UP TO THE PART OFTHE ROLLER COASTER THAT HAPPENS

EVERY SINGLE TIME, RIGHT.

FIRST WE BANK HARD LEFT AT THEPRESIDENTIAL TURN.

>> THERE HAS BEEN ANOTHER MASSSHOOTING IN AMERICA.

>> WE'VE ENDURED TOO MANY OFTHESE TRAGEDIES IN THE PAST FEW

YEARS.

>> HAVE I HAD TO MAKE STATEMENTSLIKE THIS TOO MANY TIMES.

>> THIS IS BECOMING THE NORM.

>> Larry: YOU SAY THAT EVERYTIME, BUT NOTHING HAPPENS.

OH, I KNOW WHY NOTHING HAPPENSBECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO BANK HARD

RIGHT.

>> THIS ISN'T ABOUT GUN CONTROL.

>> THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITHGUNS.

>> THIS IS NOT ABOUT GUNCONTROL.

>> THE BIGGEST ISSUE HERE IS NOTGUNS.

>> WHY ARE DEMOCRATS TALKINGABOUT GUN CONTROL.

>> I DON'T BELIEVE THAT THE GUNCONTROL IS GOING TO FIX THIS.

>> WELL, IT REALLY IS A MENTALHEALTH ISSUE, MUCH MORE SO THAN

A GUN ISSUE.

>> Larry: GOD, I'M STARTING TOGET SICK.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE).

>> Larry: I KEPT IT DOWN, IKEPT IT DOWN.

OH NO, OH NO, HERE COMES THECRAZIEST PART OF THE RIDE.

THE FOX NEWS LOOP DELOOP OFLOOPINESS.

OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WHAT DOYOU GUYS THINK WAS THE CAUSE OF

THIS SHOOTING POLICE SAY THEYBOTH OPENED FIRE AT A CHRISTMAS

PARTY.

>> MY QUESTION TO YOU IS THIS,IT WAS A CHRISTMAS PARTY.

DO YOU THINK THAT-- COULD HAVEBEEN A MOTIVATION?

>> I DON'T WANT TO COME TO ANYHASTY CONCLUSIONS AT THIS POINT.

>> IS IT A LITERAL WAR ONCHRISTMAS?

>> Larry: NO!

IT'S NOT A LITERAL WAR ONCHRISTMAS.

I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO MAKE MYTHROWUP. I'M SORRY YOU GUYS.

YOU KNOW WHAT, LET ME TELL YOUSOMETHING, NEWS PEOPLE, IT'S

OKAY TO WAIT FOR THE FACTS.

RIGHT?

WE HAVE TIME.

THIS IS WHY THE MEDIA ALWAYSDRIVES ME NUTS.

INSTEAD OF REPORTING THE NEWSTHEY JUST LIKE TO GUESS, THEY

GET INTO THIS GAME OFSPECULATION AND CONJECTTURE OR

AS I LIKE TO CALL IT PREMATURECONJECTULATION.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)I APPRECIATE IT BUT THAT

PREMATURE CONJECT-ULATIONHAPPENED BEFORE I WAS READY.

OH, I GET IT, I SEE WHAT YOU DIDTHERE.

MESSING WITH ME.

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.

LET ME TRY IT AGAIN.

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, THIS ISPREMATURE CONJECT-ULATION.

(LAUGHTER)DRE, WHERE'S THE GRAPHIC?

CAN YOU PUT THAT BACK UP PLEASE.

>> LARRY, WE'RE GOING TO NEEDTO REST THE GRAPHICS MACHINE

FOR ABOUT 45 MINUTES BEFORE IT'SREADY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT, OKAY,OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE AT THE ENDOF THE RIDE, RIGHT.

AND THIS IS WHERE THE ACTUALINFORMATION COMES OUT.

THIS PARTICULAR SHOOTINGYESTERDAY SEEMS LIKE A MUSLIM

COUPLE WHO MAY HAVE BEENRADICALIZED. THEY'RE NOT SURE

IT MAY HAVE BEEN ARACIST GUY SHOT UP A CHURCH AND

ANOTHER WAS JUST A CRAZY GUYSHOT UP A THEATRE FOR GOD KNOWS

WHAT REASON.

THE ONLY THING WE KNOW FOR SUREIS AS WE GET OFF THIS RIDE,

WE'RE A LITTLE QUEASY, OUR LEGSARE A LITTLE WOBBLY AND IN THE

PIT OF OUR STOMACH WE JUST KNOWIT'S NOT GOING TO BE LONG BEFORE

WE GET ON THIS RIDE AGAIN.

AND THE SCARIEST PART ABOUT THISWHOLE THING IS THAT IT DOESN'T

SURPRISE US ANY MORE.

WE'RE ACTUALLY GETTING USED TOTHIS.

THAT'S NOT GOOD.

AND THIS IS NOT JUST MY OPINION.

THIS IS HOW THE EVENT WASREPORTED BY THE BBC YESTERDAY.

>> JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THEUNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

ANOTHER DAY OF GUNFIRE, PANICAND FEAR.

>> Larry: JUST ANOTHER DAY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

NOW MANY SAY THIS NATION NEEDSTO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT

GUNS.

HERE'S SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE TOSAY.

OUR COUNTRY LOVES GUNS.

WE LOVE THEM IN A BOAT, WE LOVETHEM IN OUR COAT.

WE LOVE OUR GUNS, UNCLE SAM IAM.

AND IF YOU NEED PROOF OF IT,HERE IS HOW MUCH WE LOVE THEM.

>> THE FBI REPORTS GUN SALES HITAN ALL-TIME HIGH ON BLACK

FRIDAY.

>> MORE THAN 185,000 BACKGROUNDCHECKS HAD TO BE PROCESSED THE

DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING.

FIVE PERCENT MORE THAN AT THESAME TIME LAST YEAR.

>> THIS ECLIPSES THE RECORD SETAFTER THE SANDY HOOK MASSACRE.

>> HOW IS THIS FOR A POSSIBLESTOCKING STUFFER, A GUN.

>> Larry: YAY!

GUNS FOR CHRISTMAS!

YEAH, JUST WHAT THE BABY JESUSWANTS US TO HAVE.

A LITTLE CHRISTMAS GLOK.

NOW HERE TO HELP US SORT THROUGHTHIS STRAIGHT FROM THE NORTH

POLE IS SANTA CLAUSE. HO, HO,HO.

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT.

HI, SANTA.

>> OH, HELLO, LAROLD.

>> Larry: YOU DON'T SEEM ASSTRESSED AS I WOULD EXPECT YOU

TO BE A COUPLE WEEKS BEFORECHRISTMAS.

>> WELL, MY ROUTE JUST GOT ALITTLE EASIER THIS YEAR.

>> Larry: OH, REALLY, HOW SO?

>> I'M NOT COMING TO THE U.S.

>> Larry: WAIT, WHY NOT?

>> BECAUSE YOU MANIACS SCARE THEHELL OUT OF ME, 185,000 GUNS ON

BLACK FRIDAY.

I DON'T WANT TO GET CLIPPED MAN.

I HAVE SEEN WHAT YOU DO TOIMMIGRANTS, IT'S NOT GOOD, NOT

GOOD.

>> Larry: NO, NO, NO.

WE NEED YOU, SANTA.

COME ON.

>> NO, YOU COME ON!

EVERYBODY HAS A GUN.

I'M NOT POPPING MY HEAD OUT OF ACHIMNEY IN AMERICA.

ONE MINUTE OH, YEAH, ONE MINUTEI'M CHOWING DOWN ON MY MILK AND

COOKIE, THE NEXT MINUTE I'M THEBUSINESS END OF A BUSHMASTER

AR-15. I'LL PASS.

I'LL PASS!

>> Larry: NO, NO, NO, SANTA.

NO ONE IS GOING TO SHOOT SANTACLAUS.

LOOK, SANTA, FIRST OF ALL MOSTOF THIS COUNTRY'S GUNS ARE IN

THE HANDS OF RESPONSIBLEHUNTERS.

SHOOTING BIG GAME LIKE DEER.

>> HELLO, MY RIDE IS MADE OFDEER.

>> Larry: I'M SORRY, I'MSORRY.

SORRY, SANTA.

>> LOOK, I DON'T WANT RUDOLPH'SHEAD ENDING UP ON SOME

HILLBILLY'S WALL.

>> Larry: APOLOGIZE.

>> THAT COULD HAPPEN.

>> Larry: I STILL THINK AREYOU OVERREACTING ON THIS.

>> OH, AM I?

DO YOU KNOW HOW DEMORALIZING ITIS FOR POOR SANTA TO SEE NOTHING

BUT GUNS ON CHRISTMAS LISTS?

THE REQUESTS USED TO BE NICELIKE DOLLS, TRAINS, PEACE ON

EARTH.

>> Larry: BUT SANTA, NOTEVERYBODY WANTS GUNS.

BUT YOU KNOW, THESE ARE KIND OFTHE TIMES WE LIVE IN.

>> OH, DON'T TELL ME ABOUT THETIMES.

I KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES, I CALLDONNER JOYCE NOW BECAUSE SHE

IDENTIFIES AS A WOMAN.

YOU KNOW, I AM COOL, I'M COOLWITH WHAT EVES, YOU KNOW.

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT, FAIRPOINT.

>> YEAH.

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT.

SO ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO WEHAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU COME

BACK?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

HOW ABOUT PUT DOWN THE [BLEEP]GUNS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> Larry: I'M SORRY, SANTA.

BUT I JUST DON'T THINK THAT'SGOING TO HAPPEN.

>> WELL, THEN IT MUST BE NICE TOBE SWEDISH THIS YEAR BECAUSE

THOSE KIDS ARE GOING TO GET ALLOF AMERICA'S TOYS.

>> Larry: OH, MAN.

>> YEAH.

DON'T BLAME ME, JEEZ.

EXCEPT FOR YOU, LITTLE FLURNBENIJE, YOU ARE A MONSTER.

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

>> Larry: I WOULD HATE TO KNOWWHAT HE DID.

>> IT'S NOT GOOD.

I DON'T HAVE TIME.

>> Larry: BY THE WAY, IF YOURECONSIDER THIS, I'VE HAD MY

EYE ON THIS NICE LITTLE BMW.

>> YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING AGIFT?

YOU KNOW WHAT I GAVE YOU THISYEAR, A TIME SLOT.

YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

♪HO, HO.

YES, UH-HUH.

GETTING A BLACK MAN A LATE NIGHTSHOW?

PEACE ON EARTH IS EASIER.

>> Larry: HEY.

>> YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANOTHERGIFT UNTIL 2025.

>> Larry: THAT'S COLD, SANTA,THAT IS COLD.

SANTA CLAUS, EVERYBODY, WE'LL BERIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

I'M HERE WITH MY PANEL, NIGHTLYSHOW CONTRIBUTOR BOBBY GAYLOR.

ALSO NIGHTLY SHOW CONTRIBUTORROBIN THEDE.

AND HIS NEW MOVIE UNCLE NICK ISIN THEATERS AND AVAILABLE ON

ITUNES TOMORROW, COMEDIAN, ACTORBRIAN POSEHN.

AND FOR EVERYONE AT HOME JOININGOUR CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW ON

TWITTER@NIGHTLY SHOW USING THEHASHTAG TONIGHTLY.

AS WE SAW EARLIER ON THE SHOWAMERICA IS A GUN CULTURE

COUNTRY.

NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

EXCEPT ADMIT IT, RIGHT.

AND THERE'S A RECENT ARTICLETHAT SAYS VIOLENT BABY NAMES ARE

ON THE RISE.

IF YOU HEARD OF THIS, NAMES LIKEGUNNER, SHOOTER, MAGNUM,

PISTOL, GIRLS NAME LIKE SABERAND ARROW?

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.

>> THAT IS JUST SARAH PALIN'SFAMILY.

>> Larry: TRIG.

DO YOU THINK WE'RE INSTILLINGTHIS VIOLENT CULTURE BY GIVING

OUR KIDS THESE NAMES.

>> SOME OF THOSE ARE COOL BUTSOME COULD BE REALLY KLUNKY LIKE

GLOCK OR MOSSBERG.

>> IT'S TRUE.

>> YOU CAN ONLY NAME A BOY PUMPACTION.

>> Larry: THAT'S TRUE.

>> REALLY NOT A GIRL'S NAME ATALL.

>> Larry: NO, NO NO.

>> IT CHANGES EVERY THING.

LIKE ALL OF A SUDDEN IF YOU LOSTYOUR KID AT THE STORE, YOU PANIC

YOU WOULD BE YELLING SHOOTER,SHOOTER!

PEOPLE WOULD BE DIVING ON THEFLOOR, RUNNING FOR THE EXITS.

>> Larry: I KNOW.

>> THAT COULD BE BAD.

>> Larry: WHAT IS THISOBSESSION.

HAVE YOU HEARD ANY OF THESENAMES.

>> YEAH, I HAVE HEARD LIKE TRIGAND GUNNER AND STUFF LIKE THAT

BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE IF YOU AREGOING TO GO FOR IT, LIKE FLAME

THROWER AND H BOMB, AND-- IDON'T KNOW.

I THINK THAT PARENTS ARE JUSTREACHING TO MAKE THEIR KIDS FEEL

UNIQUE.

>> Larry: UH-HUH.

>> AND IF THEY DO HAVE ANOBSESSION WITH GUNS OR REALLY

FEEL LIKE, YOU KNOW,THAT'S-- LISTEN, THERE ARE A LOT

OF PEOPLE IN AMERICA, THERE ISNOTHING WRONG WITH GUNS TO THEM

AND I'M NOT SAYING THERE ISSOMETHING WRONG WITH GUNS BUT I

FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU STARTEDNAMING YOUR KIDS AFTER THEM YOU

MIGHT HAVE AN OBSESSION.

>> BULLET, COME HERE.

>> BULLET, IF CHANGES ALL KINDSOF THINGS WHEN ARE YOU TALKING

TO KIDS.

ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HAVE TO BELIKE TRIGGER, PLAY NICE

WITH BULLET AND CALIBER.

IF ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU ARE THETEACHER, AND ON THE PLAYGROUND,

THROUGHOUT HISTORY THERE WEREALWAYS STRONG KIDS AND WEAK

KIDS, SO NOW IF YOU HAVE STRONGKIDS NAMED LIKE TRIGGER AND

MAGNUM, YOU NEED WEAKKIDS NAMED TARGET AND BULL'S

EYE.

>> Larry: TARGET AND BULL'SEYE YOU BETTER NOT NAME YOUR

NAME BULL'S EYEWITNESSES WELL.

>> Larry: THAT WOULD BEHORRIBLE.

BUT IT IS-- INTERESTING.

YOU KNOW, NAMES HAVE AN AFFECTON KIDS.

WE READ THIS, I DON'T KNOW IF ITWAS A SURVEY, SURPRISING WAYS

YOUR NAME AFFECTS YOUR SUCCESS.

LIKE ONE IS THAT UNCOMMON NAMESARE MORE ASSOCIATED WITH

JUVENILE DELINQUENCY, LIKE KIDSWITH UNCOMMON NAMES WIND UP IN

PRISON MORE THAN OTHER KIDS.

>> YEAH, BECAUSE THEY'RE PISSEDOFF.

IF YOUR NAME ISLIKE DAFFIDILICIA, I DIDN'T MEAN

TO SOUND LIKE IT'S A BLACK THING

>> Larry: YEAH.

>> YOU CAUGHT YOURSELF, YOUCAUGHT YOURSELF.

YOU PUT THE 'ISIA' AT THE END OFDAFODILIA , BECAUSE DAFODILIA

YOU COULD BE GREEK.

BUT I'M SAYING --

>> Larry: EXACTLY.

>> PARENTS ARE NAMING THEIR KIDSZEBULON-- EQUALLY BAD.

ARE YOU SETTING THEM UP FORDISASTER, THIS THEY WILL BE

ANGRY ALL OF A TIME NO ONE KNOWSHOW TO PRONOUNCE THEIR NAME.

>> AT A YOUNG AGE, KIDS ARECRUEL.

>> WHEN THEY REACH PRISON DO YOUTHINK THEY'RE LIKE AH, I'M IN MY

WORLD.

WITH OTHER WEIRDOES, NOBODY ISMAKING FUN OF MY NAME.

>> Larry: ANOTHER ONE, ITSAYS WHITE SOUNDING NAMES, YOU

ARE MORE LIKELY TO GET HIREDTHAT IS [BLEEP] UP.

IS THAT TRUE, DO YOU THINK?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> LARRY.

>> Larry: LARRY.

I GOT A JOB.

>> ROBIN, LARRY AND ROBIN.

>> Larry: WE'RE HERE, YOU'RERIGHT.

OH MY GOSH, THIS STUFF IS TRUE.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

HOW DO THEY FIGURE THAT OUT.

>> Larry: I HAVE NO IDEA.

>> I DON'T THINK ANY OFTHAT-- EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT'S

THREE NAMES YOU KNOW ARE YOUGOING TO BE A SERIAL KILLER.

YOUR MOM USES YOUR MIDDLE NAME ALOT.

YOU WILL WIND UP SHOOTINGPEOPLE.

>> TRUE.

>> Larry: SO THE LIST OF MOSTPOPULAR BABY NAMES JUST CAME OUT

AND PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO NAMETHEIR KIDS AFTER INSTAGRAM

FILTERS, YOU GUYS.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

>> OKAY.

PEOPLE ARE NAMING THEIR KIDSLUX, LUDWIG.

>> LUDWIG.

>> YOU KNOW YOU WILL OF THIS.

>> I KNOW ALL OF THESE >> ALSO A FAMOUS COMPOSER.

>> BUT THEY'RE NOT GOING WITHTHAT.

>> VALENCIA >> NAMED AFTER AN ORANGE.

>> JUNO>> A TERRIBLE MOVIE.

>> YEAH.

>> JUNO.

>> I AM JUST SAYINGSUPEROVERRATED.

>> AND ALSO NAMES FROM EMPIRE,DRE, LYON, HAKEEM, YOU WATCH

EMPIRE.

>> YEAH, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GETYOU GUYS TO CALL ME COOKIE FOR

WEEKS.

>> I THINK THE THING ABOUT, THEINSTAGRAM THING, THEY JUST

PICKED THE WRONG NAMES.

I WOULD GO WITH SOMETHING MUCHMORE DYNAMIC LIKE EXPO TWO OR

NORMAL.

>> BUT THE EMPIRE ONE IS LIKE,IT'S SO DATED.

LIKE YOU KNOW, IN TEN YEARS YOUDON'T WANT TO BE NAMED HAKEEM

LYON OR LIEU SHUS LYON, IF YOUHAD A KID NOW NAMED SMOKE

MONSTER IT JUST SEEMS VERY.

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> THERE ARE WAY WORSE SHOWS.

>> NOBODY?

LDZ HOLD ON.

>> THERE IS WAY WORSE SHOWSTHAN EMPIRE TO PULL FROM.

IF YOU ARE PULLING FROM WALKINGDEAD T CAN GET SLOPPY.

ZOMBIE NUMBER TWO.

ONLY A GIRL'S NAME.

>> Larry: ROBIN, SHOULD BLACKPEOPLE BE BARRED FROM NAMING

NAMING THEIR KIDS FOR A WHILE>> WE SHOULD GET CREDIT FOR.

THIS BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IFHIPSTERS ARE SAYING ZEBULON

AND ALL THESE-- .

>> Larry: THE BLACK NAMES ARESO HILARIOUS.

>> WE DID IT FIRST AND WE DID ITRIGHT.

>> Larry: WE HAVE.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT IS FUNNY, IREMEMBER BEING AT A POOL PARTY

TEN YEARS AGO AND THIS WOMAN HADA SET OF TWINS AND THEY WERE

GETTING TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE.

AND IT WAS A BOY AND A GIRL.

AND SHE YELLED IN THE MIDDLE OFTHE PARTY, SHE GOES DENZELL

MARIAH, GET OVER HERE!>> THIS HAS TO STOP

YUP.

>> Larry: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. GRAB SOME FREE TICKET TOSES

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