Les Mis

  • Season 3, Ep 1
  • 09/18/2013

Mr. Garvey clashes with students over club photos, and President Obama addresses the NSA scandal.

[ominous music]

[door creaks]

- COME ON, KIDS.

- ♪ ONE AT A TIME

♪ I PUT MEN LIKE YOUBEHIND BARS EVERY DAY ♪

♪ ONE AT A TIME

- ♪ LEGATEAUX,YOU MAY TAKE MY YEARS ♪

♪ BUT CANNOT LOCKMY SOUL AWAY ♪

♪ ALL THE YEARSI HAD TO RUN ♪

- ♪ I CHASED YOUTHROUGH THE YEARS ♪

- ♪ SO LONG AGO IT ALL BEGUN

- ♪ NOW YOUR JOURNEY'SAT AN END ♪

- ♪ IN THE SHADOWSON MY SHAME ♪

- ♪ YOU WILL PAYFOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE ♪

- ♪ BUT WAS I EVER TO BLAME?

- ♪ DEATH WILL BEYOUR ONLY FRIEND ♪

- ♪ DO I LETTHIS FIGHT END NOW? ♪

- ♪ DO NOT INTERRUPT ME

- ♪ JUST TO ENDTHIS LIFE OF PAIN ♪

- ♪ LET ME FINISHWHAT I NEED TO SAY ♪

- ♪ WILL THE ENDBE WELCOME NOW? ♪

- ♪ FINE, I'LL LET YOUFINISH FIRST ♪

- ♪ WILL MY JOURNEYBE IN VAIN? ♪

- ♪ DON'T LET MEGET IN YOUR WAY ♪

- ♪ I ONLY STOLEA LOAF OF BREAD ♪

- ♪ ARE YOU FINISHED NOW? - ♪ ALL I NEEDED

♪ TO SURVIVE - ♪ OKAY, NOW IT'S MY TURN

- ♪ IF I END UPIN YOUR CELL ♪

- ♪ CAN WE HAVESOME GIVE AND TAKE? ♪

- ♪ WHY SHOULD I HAVESTAYED ALIVE? ♪

- ♪ LET ME GET A WORD,AT LEAST ♪

- ♪ DO I TELL HIMTHAT I LOVE HIM ♪

♪ DO I TELL HIMOF HIS CHILD ♪

- ♪ NOW, WHERE DID THIS BITCHCOME FROM ♪

- ♪ I HAVE NO IDEA - ♪ ONE AT A TIME

- ♪ WILL HE EVER KNOWHIS DAUGHTER? ♪

- ♪ LADY, SERIOUSLY,PLEASE HANG ON ♪

- ♪ WILL HE RECOGNIZEHER EYES? ♪

- ♪ IT'S HARD ENOUGHTO TALK TO HIM ♪

- ♪ DID YOU SAY MY DAUGHTER?

- ♪ YOURS AND MINE - ♪ ONE AT A TIME

all: ♪ THE TRUMPETSCALL OUT FREEDOM ♪

- ♪ THIS ALL HAS TO HAPPENON THE SAME BLOCK? ♪

all: ♪ LET THE MARCHINGSHAKE THE GROUND ♪

- ♪ NOW THIS IS JUST A JOKE

♪ WE COULD SOLVE ALL THESEISSUES IF EVERYONE JUST SPOKE ♪

♪ ONE AT A TIME

- ♪ TAKING WHAT WE CAN, 'CAUSETHINGS ARE GETTING WORSE ♪

♪ TAKING WHAT WE CANFROM EVERY POCKET AND PURSE ♪

- ♪ ONE AT A TIME

- ♪ THE MEN HAVE COME

all: ♪ THEIR BLOODWILL SPILL ♪

- ♪ ONE AT TIME

- ♪ THE YEARSDESTROYED THE MAN ♪

♪ SHE KNEWBEFORE WE PARTED ♪

all: ♪ AND WHEN LOVE AND WARAND BLOOD AND GLORY'S ♪

♪ BARRACKSHAVE BEEN CLIMBED ♪

♪ WE WILL DIE - ♪ I WILL LOVE

- ♪ YEARS, THEY PASS

- CAN'T WE SPEAK?

all: ♪ ONE

both: ♪ HERE WE GO AGAIN,POPPING IN AND OUT ♪

♪ DON'T HAVE MUCH TO DOWITH WHAT THIS IS ABOUT ♪

all: ♪ A TIME

- ♪ WHY ARE WE ALLFACING THE SAME WAY? ♪

- IS THE CITY ON FIRE?WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SMOKE?

OH, NOW WE'RE ALL EARS.

GREAT.

[grand orchestral music]

- YO, YO, YO, WHAT UP,WHAT UP, WHAT UP?

WELCOME TO BATTLE RAP, WHERE WE'RE GONNA BATTLE RAP

EVERY DAY IN THE MONTH OFFEBRUARY, Y'ALL.

YO, I'M YOUR HOST,BIG PEEP-PAROO!

all: R-R-R-ROO!- THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT,

THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT.TO MY LEFT, WE GOT THE CHAMPION.

YO, INTRODUCE, SON!- YEAH, WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?

THIS YOUR BOY, RHINO D,AND I'M ABOUT TO FRONTHAND...

BACKHAND HIS ASSOFF THE MIC!

- THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT,THAT'S RIGHT.

AND ON MY RIGHT,WE GOT THE CHALLENGER.

INTRODUCE YOURSELF, PLAYA.- YEAH, WHAT'S UP, MAN?

I'M DILLER KILLER,IN THE HOUSE.

100 USDA PURE MEAT.NO FILLER RIGHT HERE, DAWG.

- HOO! HOO! [barks]- OKAY, OKAY.

YO, DILLER LOST THE TOSS,SO YOU GO FIRST.

OKAY, GENTLEMEN,BATTLE RAP!

- ALL RIGHT, YEAH.NOW, HERE WE GO.

YOU'RE SHOOK, SON.I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST.

'CAUSE I'M A COOK, SON.- HA HA!

I STOLE A COP-A-FEELFROM YOUR GIRL'S BREASTESES!

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

- [high-pitched growling]

- WAIT A MINUTE.GET BACK.

- [growling continues]

- HE DON'T EVEN KNOW, MAN.HEY, LISTEN, MAN.

YOU CAN'T EVEN WINTHIS 100-YARD DASH,

BUT LET ME ASK YOUA QUESTION.

WHAT DO THEY CALL THAT,A MOUSTACHE?

all: OHH...

- [growling]

AAAAH!

AAH!- NO, MAN, SEE--

RELAX, MAN. HEY, I NEED YOUTO RELAX A LITTLE BIT.

- [growling]

- TAKE IT DOWNA LITTLE BIT.

- AHHHHHH...- WHAT THE [bleep] YOU DOIN'?

I'M TELLING YOU, TAKE--CAN YOUTAKE IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT, MAN?

- [growls quieter]

- COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU,A HORSE? LIKE...

- AAAAH!- THAT'S THE LAST ONE.

YO, WHAT'S UP, DAWG?YOU KNOW, MY [bleep] IS RICH.

I'M SWIMMIN' IN SIMOLEONS.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHTHIS MINIATURE BLACK NAPOLEON?

- [growling]

- YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

YO! HEY, MAN.

HEY, DAWG,GET YOUR--HEY, HEY!

NOW--COME ON, NOW.DON'T GET MY EYES WET.

HEY, HEY, GET YOUR BOY--

- WAAAAAAH!- YO, I'M SORRY.

LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THIS.LOOK AT THIS.

LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT.OH, OH, YEAH.

GO GET IT, NOW.THAT'S A BOY. OH.

YEAH, MAN! HERE WE GO!YEAH, MAN, LOOK AT THAT CHAIN

AND THESE FAKE-ASSTIMBERLANDS.

- AAAAAAHHH...- OH, MAN!

- I'M SORRY.NO, YOU'RE OKAY, MAN.

I'M SORRY.I REALLY APOLOGIZE.

- YO, MAN.WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM, MAN?

- HEY, HEY!REMEMBER--NO, NO, HEY!

- AAAAAAHHH...

AHH AHH!- WHY ARE YOU DOING ME?

- AAAAAHH!- WHY WOULD YOU--LISTEN.

- AAAAH!- NO. NO, NO, NO. COME ON.

- AAAAHH!- SHH. SHH. SHH.

- ALL RIGHT,YOU GUYS GOTTA GO, MAN.

- NO, COME ON, MAN.- NO, MAN.

NO, YOU'RE ALL DONE, MAN.YOU GOT TO GO.

THAT'S RIGHT, MAN.YO, WE GOT A CHAMPION STILL.

WE GOT A CHAMPION STILLRIGHT HERE.

- HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?

YEAH! THAT'S WHAT'S UP.THAT'S YOUR BOY--

- AAAAAAHH...- JUST...GIVE ME THE HAT!

- HEY, MAN--- GIVE IT UP!

[indistinct shouting]

GIMME THAT [bleep] HAT!

[birds chirping]

- [sustained gibberish]

- LISTEN.LISTEN--LISTEN, MAN.

I WANT YOU TO LOOK OUTON THE LAKE, MAN.

I JUST WANT YOU TO LOOK OUTAND IMAGINE A PLACE, MAN,

WHERE YOU CAN DOYOUR THING, MAN.

- HOOOOO...

- WHERE YOU AND I COULD GOAND DO OUR THING,

BUT NEVER HAVE TO FORFEIT, YEAH!- YAHH.

- YOU COULD SCREAM AND SHOUTAND SHOVE PEOPLE

BACK AND FORTH, BUT WE DON'TNEVER HAVE TO QUIT.

- AAAAH!- BUT LOOK OUT ON THE LAKE, MAN.

LOOK OUT ON THE LAKE.

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, MAN,I START RAPPIN'.

- HWAH!

- AND MY RHYMES,THEY START TO FLOW.

AND I'M TURNIN' THE TIDE.

AND NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO,YOU CAN PUSH AND SHOVE

AND SCREAM, BUT WE'LL NEVERGET DISQUALIFIED.

- LAA LAA LAA!

AH HA HA HA!

YEAH, YEAH, OOH! HA-HA!

- MAN, FOR GOOD MEASURE, WHILEYOU'RE LOOKING AT THE LAKE,

JUST GIVE MEONE MORE GOOD "AAAAHH."

- AAAAH--

[gunshot]

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