March 9, 2015 - High-Tech Moral Dilemma

  • 03/09/2015

Cedric the Entertainer, Daymond John, Ted Alexandro and Maria Hinojosa discuss the Apple Watch and the ethical issues faced by consumers of modern technology.

>> LARRY: TONIGHTLY, OBAMACELEBRATES SELMA'S GOLDEN

ANNIVERSARY.

TO COMMEMORATE, PLEASE GIVE ANYBLACK PEOPLE THAT YOU KNOW ALL

OF YOUR GOLD.

FROM OBAMA'S SELMA SPEECH TO TIMCOOK'S APPLE WATCH SPEECH.

FROM WE SHALL OVERCOME TO WESHALL OVERPAY.

HOW RESPONSIBLE ARE WE FOR HOWOUR PRODUCTS ARE MADE?

WILLY WONKA NEVER SEEMED THATCONCERNED.

SO POP IN YOUR EVERLASTINGGOBSTOPPER AND SUCK ON THIS.

IT'S THE "THE NIGHTLY SHOW"!

>> Larry: WHOO!

THANK YOU!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

(AUDIENCE CHANTING LARRY)>> Larry: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

WELCOME TO THE "THE NIGHTLYSHOW."

I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

I'M LARRY WILMORE.

BIG SHOW TONIGHT.

WE'VE GOT A LOT GOING ON.

LET'S START WITH THE GOOD NEWS.

BILL COSBY MADE A FOOL OFHIMSELF AGAIN!

>> NOW TO BILL COSBY SPEAKINGOUT THIS MORNING.

HIS FIRST VIDEO MESSAGE TO FANSSINCE ALL THOSE SEXUAL ASSAULT

ALLEGATIONS AGAINST HIM.

>> YES, I'M GONNA BE IN WHEELYWEST VIRGINIA CAPITAL MUSIC

HALL, 8:00 SHOW.

THAT'S RIGHT.

AND YOU KNOW I'LL BE HILARIOUS.

CAN'T WAIT.

>> Larry: WHAT IS WRONG WITHYOU, FAT ALBERT?

WHEN YOU'RE ACCUSED OFSLEEP-RELATED CRIMES, YOU MAY

NOT WANT TO ISSUE YOUR STATEMENTIN PAJAMAS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)NO, NO, NO...

ESPECIALLY NOT RED SILK PAJAMAS.

THOSE ARE THE CADILLAC OF CREEPYOLD MAN SLEEPWEAR.

HOW DOES HE NOT KNOW THIS?

THE ONLY THING MISSING WAS ABOTTLE OF ROOFIES AND A

CAPPUCCINO.

AND IF THAT VIDEO WASN'T CREEPYENOUGH, COSBY FOLLOWED IT UP BY

RELEASING A STATEMENT.

>> THE 10-SECOND VIDEO ALSOACCOMPANIED BY THIS MESSAGE FROM

COSBY, DEAR FANS, I HOPE YOUENJOY MY WONDERFUL VIDEO MESSAGE

THAT'S FILLED WITH LAUGHTER.

HEY, HEY, HEY, I'M FAR FROMFINISHED.

>> Larry: FILLED WITHLAUGHTER?

YOU SHOULDN'T BE FILLING ANYONEWITH ANYTHING, OKAY?

DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

(APPLAUSE)MOVING ON TO ACTUAL GOOD NEWS

FROM THIS WEEKEND.

THE 50th ANNIVERSARY OF THECIVIL RIGHTS

MARCHES IN SELMA WAS HELD ONSATURDAY WITH OBAMA LEADING THE

CHARGE.

LOOK AT THE COVER OF THE "NEWYORK TIMES."

THIS IS SO POWERFUL.

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.

THIS IS THE A-TEAM OF CIVILRIGHTS.

WAIT A MINUTE.

SOMEONE FROM THE B-TEAM ISTRYING TO WORK THEIR WAY IN

THERE. ZOOM IN.

IS THAT SHARPTON?

HOW DID YOU GET IN THERE?

WEREN'T YOU JUST IN SEATTLEMARCHING FOR BLACK COFFEE?

SNEAKING OVER OBAMA'S SHOULDER.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY --THE ARC OF HISTORY ALWAYS BENDS

TOWARDS JUSTICE, AND ALSHARPTON'S FACE ALWAYS BENDS

TOWARDS THE CAMERA.

JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS.

ALL RIGHT, OBAMA, GIVE ME SOMEOF THAT GOOD HUSSEIN

SPEECH-IFYING.

>> WE ARE LEWIS AND CLARK ANDSACAJAWEA -- PIONEERS WHO BRAVED

THE UNFAMILIAR, FOLLOWED BY ASTAMPEDE OF FARMERS AND MINERS,

ENTREPRENEURS AND HUCKSTERS.

>> Larry: WE'RE THE DRUGDEALERS.

WE'RE THE DEAD-BEAT DADS.

WE'RE THE FUGITIVES FROMJUSTICE.

WE'RE THE PEOPLE THAT ARE STILLON AOL.

WE'RE THE AMWAY SALESMEN.

WE'RE THE PEOPLE WHO SELL AMWAYTO THE AMWAY SALESMEN.

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S APYRAMID SCHEME.

>> WE HONOR THOSE WHO WALKED SOWE COULD RUN.

WE MUST RUN SO OUR CHILDRENSOAR.

>> Larry: HMM...

THAT QUOTE SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT?

(RAP MUSIC)>> ROSA PARKS SAT SO MARTIN

LUTHER KING COULD WALK.

MARTIN LUTHER KING WALKED SOBARACK OBAMA COULD RUN.

BARACK OBAMA RAN SO ALL THECHILDREN COULD FLY.

>> Larry: WAIT.

OBAMA, DID YOU JUST SAMPLEJAY-Z?

(APPLAUSE)THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDED LIKE.

LOOK, THIS BROMANCE HAS GONE TOOFAR.

WE GET IT.

YOU LIKE JAY-Z, BUT YOU'REMAKING AN IMPORTANT SPEECH ABOUT

CIVIL RIGHTS.

FOCUS.

HOW DID THAT SPEECH-WRITINGSESSION GO?

"LET'S SEE.

I'VE GOT A BIBLE REFERENCE.

I'VE QUOTED EMERSON AND WHITMAN.

I FEEL LIKE I'M NOT KEEPING ITREAL!

YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S REPLACETHAT DR. KING QUOTE WITH

DR. DRE.

IS EVERYONE OKAY WITH THAT?""MR. PRESIDENT, YOU MIGHT WANT

TO QUOTE JAY-Z, TOO.

YOU'VE GOT TO SHOW LOVE FOR THEWEST COAST AND THE EAST COAST."

"THAT'S RIGHT.

BRINGING AMERICA TOGETHER."

I THOUGHT SATURDAY'S EVENT WASGREAT.

HERE'S AN ISSUE WE CAN ALL COMETOGETHER ON.

IT'S NOT A PARTISAN ISSUE.

EVEN NOTED IMPRESSIONIST PAINTERGEORGE W. BUSH AND HIS WIFE AND

MUSE LAURA WERE THERE.

THAT'S WHAT MADE THIS SOSPECIAL.

THIS WASN'T A MOMENT FORBIPARTISAN BICKERING, THIS WAS A

MOMENT FOR AMERICA.

BECAUSE WHO COULD BE AGAINSTCELEBRATING THIS HISTORIC

MOMENT?

>> BUT NOTICEABLY MISSING FROMTODAY'S EVENTS, TOP MEMBERS OF

THE G.O.P. SENATOR MAJORITYLEADER MITCH McCONNELL HAS

DECLINED TO MAKE THE TRIP.

HOUSE REPUBLICAN SPEAKER JOHNBOEHNER ALSO NOT GOING TO BE IN

ATTENDANCE.

>> Larry: THIS IS A LITTLE OUTOF CONTROL.

AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WASCOLLEGIAL, LIKE IS A SPORTS

RIVALRY, YOU KNOW, LIKELAKERS-CELTICS OR

RED SOX-YANKEES.

BUT NOW IT'S STARTING TO FEELREAL.

LIKE A BATMAN-JOKER THING.

OR MAYBE IT'S THAT ASREPUBLICANS YOU FEEL LIKE YOU

WEREN'T PART OF THE CIVIL RIGHTSSTRUGGLE, SO YOU DON'T FEEL

CONNECTED TO THE EVENTS INSELMA. IS THAT IT? OK, I GET IT

>> DO YOU KNOW THAT A GREATERPERCENTAGE OF REPUBLICANS VOTE

FOR THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT THANDEMOCRATS

REPUBLICANS WERE THE ONES WHOCRAFTED IT, PUSHED FOR IT,

VOTED FOR IT EN MASSE>> REPUBLICANS TERMINATED

SLAVERY. REPUBLICANS WROTE BROWNV. TOPEKA BOARD OF EDUCATION

REPUBLICANS BROKE THE 1964DEMOCRATIC FILIBUSTER OF THE

CIVIL RIGHTS ACT

>> THE REPUBLICAN PARTY HASALWAYS BEEN THE PARTY OF CIVIL

RIGHTS.

>> Larry: HOLD ON A SECONDTALK RADIO HOSTS, FOX NEWS.

YOU GUYS ARE NOT THE MOSTRELIABLE SOURCES FOR THIS.

LET ME LOOK AT THE ACTUALNUMBERS.

OH, (BLEEP)!

MORE THAN 80% OF REPUBLICANSVOTED FOR THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT

OF 1964.

MY APOLOGIES, CONSERVATIVETALKING HEADS.

IT'S NOT THAT I DIDN'T TRUSTYOU, IT'S JUST THAT MOST OF THE

(BLEEP) YOU SAY IS WHACK.

NOT MY FAULT, REALLY.

(APPLAUSE)OH, OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, IF REPUBLICANS WERE SO PROCIVIL RIGHTS, THEN WHAT WERE A

LOT OF THE DEMOCRATS TALKINGABOUT BACK THEN?

>> AND I SAY SEGREGATION NOW,SEGREGATION TOMORROW, AND

SEGREGATION FOREVER!

>> YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THE WHITESAND THE BLACKS SEPARATE!

>> Larry: WOW, I KNOW THIS ISSHOCKING.

IT'S LIKE FINDING OUT A WHITEAND GOLD DRESS IS ACTUALLY BLACK

AND BLUE.

IT'S VERY SHOCKING.

MITCH AND JOHN, I GET YOU DON'TSUPPORT OBAMA, BUT YOU COULD

HAVE AT LEAST SHOWED UP TOSUPPORT JOHN LEWIS.

YOUR PARTY STOOD WITH HIM IN1965.

SHAME ON YOU FOR NOT STANDINGWITH HIM IN 2015.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: THANK YOU!

THANK YOU!

WELCOME BACK.

BIG STORY COMING OUT OFCUPERTINO TODAY THAT DOESN'T

INVOLVE YOU SEEING THEIR"AWESOME WEATHER" ON YOUR

iPhone -->> THE APPLE WATCH IS THE MOST

PERSONAL DEVICE WE HAVE EVERCREATED.

AND SINCE WHAT YOU WEAR IS ANEXPRESSION OF WHO YOU ARE, WE

DESIGNED APPLE WATCH TO APPEALTO A WHOLE VARIETY OF PEOPLE.

>> Larry: YEAH!

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,BABY, RIGHT THERE!

FINALLY A USE OF MY WRIST I CANGET BEHIND!

WELL, A SECOND USE OF MY WRIST ICAN GET BEHIND.

(LAUGHTER)I'M TOTALLY GETTING ONE.

WHAT CAN I SAY?

I'M A BLERD.

THAT MEANS BLACK NERD, FOR THOSEOF YOU PLAYING AT HOME.

AND REMEMBER, "OTHER IN OTHER-- AND REMEMBER OTHER NERDS,

ONLY WE CAN CALL EACH OTHERTHAT.

BUT WHENEVER I'M WAITING THEARRIVAL OF A FRESH NEW APPLE

PRODUCT,I GET A TINGLY FEELING.

BUT NOT THE GOOD KIND IN MYBATHING SUIT AREA.

IT'S LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING I'MSUPPOSED TO REMEMBER ABOUT APPLE

THAT'S NOT SO PLEASANT.

>> THIS IS WHERE YOUR iPhone 6COMES FROM.

>> AT FOXCON, "WOMEN WORK LIKEMEN AND MEN WORK LIKE ANIMALS."

>> A TOTAL OF 18 EMPLOYEES TOOKTHEIR OWN LIVES OR TRIED TO IN

RECENT YEARS.

SUICIDE NETS WENT UP IN THESPRING OF 2010.

>> Larry: THIS IS WHY APPLEFRUSTRATES ME SO MUCH. THEY

FORCE YOU TO GO THROUGH ANINTERNAL ETHICAL ISSUE BEFORE

EVERY PURCHASE.

WHAT DO I CARE ABOUT, THE PROPERTREATMENT OF HUMAN BEINGS OR

CRUSHING CANDY?

I MEAN, I LIKE PEOPLE, BUT THESEPEOPLE ARE SO FAR AWAY

THEY'RE IN CHINA!

WHEREAS ALL OF THIS CANDY ISRIGHT HERE IN AMERICA!

IN MY PHONE!

AND NEEDS TO BE CRUSHED THISVERY SECOND!

DAMN YOU, CANDY!

♪♪♪♪

♪♪I'M SO GOOD AT THIS!

YOU KNOW WHAT, APPLE'S JUST ACOMPANY.

THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO GET BY.

I'M SURE THEY'D FIX A LOT OFTHESE WORKING CONDITIONS IF THEY

COULD ONLY AFFORD IT.

>> THIS FALL, FROM OCTOBERTHROUGH DECEMBER, APPLE MADE

MORE MONEY IN ONE QUARTER THANANY COMPANY HAS EVER MADE IN THE

HISTORY OF THE EARTH.

>> Larry: OKAY.

SO THEY CAN AFFORD IT.

BUT I CAN'T AFFORD TO GIVE UPCANDY CRUSH!

ALRIGHT?

TO HELP US SORT THISETHICAL-TECHNOLOGICAL DILEMMA,

WE TURN TO "THE NIGHTLY SHOW"CONTRIBUTOR MIKE YARD.

MIKE, THANKS FOR BEING ON THESHOW.

>> THANKS, LAWRENCE.

>> Larry: SO HOW CAN I STILLENJOY CANDY CRUSH AND BE

RESPONSIBLE?

>> YOU CAN'T.

YOU GOTTA DO WHAT I DID AND GOFULL AMISH.

(APPLAUSE)>> Larry: COMPLETELY IGNORE

ALL MODERN DAY TECHNOLOGY?

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

ANY PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY CORRUPTSYOU.

COMPUTERS HAVE CIRCUIT BOARDSMADE WITH MINERALS.

MOST OF THOSE MINERALS COME FROMSLAVE LABOR IN THE CONGO.

SO NO TECHNOLOGY.

AND THAT'S HOW WE AMISH DO, BABY

>> Larry: THAT SEEMS PRETTYEXTREME.

LIKE NO ONE'S GOING TO DO THAT.

>> THEN ENJOY THE BLOOD ON YOURHANDS, MY BROTHER

>> Larry: MIKE, WE'VE NEVERFACED ANYTHING LIKE THIS

BEFORE -- I'M SURE ONCE WE PUTOUR HEADS TOGETHER, WE'LL FIND A

SOLUTION THAT DOESN'T INVOLVECHANGING YOUR ENTIRE LIFESTYLE

AND RELIGION.

>> ALL THIS TECHNOLOGY IS JUSTMODERN-DAY COTTON.

>> Larry: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THE SAME WAY WE'RE IGNORINGHOW THIS STUFF GETS MADE IS THE

SAME WAY A NORTHERNER IN THE1850s WAS FEELING ABOUT A

COMFORTABLE PAIR OF COTTONDRAWERS!

THEY'D BE, LIKE, "THIS BE ASPLENDID PANTALOON, 'TWAS

THRIFTY!

I GIVE NOT A FIG HOW 'TWAS MADE!

BUT IF YOU'RE A SLAVE IN THESOUTH, YOU'RE LIKE, (BLEEP)

COTTON!

LET THOSE MOTHER (BLEEP) WEARBURLAP BOXERS!

>> Larry: I THINK I UNDERSTANDYOUR POINT.

IF THAT'S TRUE ABOUT TECHNOLOGY,IT MUST BE TRUE ABOUT A LOT OF

OTHER STUFF WE HAVE.

>> GO HARD OR GO HOME.

THAT'S WHY I'M AMISH.

ISH.

>> Larry: ISH?

IF I WERE TRULY AMISH, THESECAMERAS WOULD BE STEALING MY

SOUL RIGHT NOW.

>> Larry: OH, OKAY.

>> PLUS, I DON'T BUY INTO THATNO-SEX-BEFORE-MARRIAGE (BLEEP).

YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH AN AMISHGIRL?

I MEAN -->> Larry: OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH,

MIKE.

SO HOW ARE YOU GOING TO EARN ALIVING IF YOU'RE AMISH?

>> COMEDY.

>> Larry: YOU'RE STILL DOINGCOMEDY?

>> HELL, YEAH!

(BLEEP) PLOWING FIELDS -- I'VEREINVENTED MYSELF AS JACOB

STOLTZFUSS, LANCASTER COUNTY'SPREMIER AMISH STANDUP COMIC!

LAWRENCE, THE AMISH ACTUALLY PAYTHEIR ACTS GOOD MONEY!

>> Larry: WHAT KIND OFMATERIAL DO YOU DO?

>> PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH PUT UP ABARN LIKE THIS!

MMM, I'M PUTTING UP A BARN...

OHIO DUTCH PUT UP A BARN LIKETHIS!

GET UP THERE!

>> Larry: OH, I THINK WE GETIT --

>> WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THEAIRPLANE FOOD?

NO, LITERALLY, WHAT'S THE DEALWITH IT -- I'VE NEVER BEEN ON AN

AIRPLANE!

>> Larry: LOOKS LIKE YOU'REKILLING IT OUT WILL!

>> I'M HEADLINING AT THE MIRTHSILO IN TWO WEEKS.

GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!

>> Larry: MIKE YARD,EVERYBODY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK TO THESHOW!

JOINING OUR PANEL TONIGHT ISCOMEDIAN AND STAR OF "THE SOUL

MAN" RETURNING TO TV LAND NEXTWEDNESDAY AT 10:30 P.M., CEDRIC

THE ENTERTAINER.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ENTREPRENEUR AND JUDGE ON ABC'S

HIT SHOW "SHARK TANK,," DAYMONDJOHN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: ALSO ONE OF THE

FUNNIEST AND MOST BITING COMICSOUT THERE,

COMEDIAN TED ALEXANDRO, ANDEXECUTIVE PRODUCER AND ANCHOR OF

N.P.R.'S LATINO U.S.A., MARIAHINOJOSA.

(APPLAUSE)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Larry: OKAY.

NOW, THE CONVERSATION TONIGHT ISABOUT HOW WE CAN LIVE IN THIS

WORLD, BUY THESE PRODUCTS ANDSTILL BE SOCIALLY CONSCIOUS.

VERY DIFFICULT.

YOU'RE CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER,NOT CEDRIC THE [BLEEP]

WHAT'S YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS WHENYOU'RE BUYING THINGS?

>> I'M THE KIND OF PERSON, IJUST LIKE WHAT I LIKE AND I

DON'T -- YOU KNOW, I DON'TREALLY CARE.

>> Larry: YOU DON'T LIKE TOSCOOP TOO DEEP?

>> NO, I WON'T LOOK AT ANYTHINGEVEN IF I THINK IT'S BAD.

OH, IF IT LOOKS LIKE THEY MAYHURT SOME PEOPLE MAKING THIS, I

STILL WANT ONE, I'LL STILL GETIT.

>> Larry: MAYBE SOMEBODY'SFEELINGS GET HURT

>> PEOPLE'S FEELINGS GET HURTALL THE TIME. I'M MORE CONCERNED

ABOUT THE GUY I'M PAYING TOSTAND AND WAIT FOR MY APPLE

WATCH RIGHT NOW>> Larry: YOU HAVE SOMEONE

ELSE DOING IT FOR YOU?

>> RIGHT NOW>> Larry: UNFAIR LABOR ON BOTH

SIDES>> RIGHT

>> Larry: YOU MAXIMIZE YOURUNFAIR LABOR

>> EXACTLY>> Larry: THAT'S IT.

I KNOW YOU'RE AN ACTIVIST.

WHEN YOU HEAR -- WHEN YOU KNOWSOMETHING WAS MADE LIKE THAT, DO

YOU EVER -- HAVE YOU EVER BOUGHTSOMETHING, KNOWING SOMETHING

LIKE THAT?

>> I'M ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BEONLINE GETTING CEDRIC AN APPLE

>> Larry: BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONEWITH THE HIGH STANDARDS

>> YOU TRY TO.

EVEN AMONG ACTIVIST CIRCLES,IT'S HARD BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A

SYSTEM WHERE IT'S EVERYWHERE.

IT'S ALMOST LIKE BEING ANACTIVIST NOW IS JUST KNOWING

ABOUT IT SO THAT YOU CAN TALKABOUT IT OVER BRUNCH.

(LAUGHTER)YOU KNOW, THIS IS REALLY BAD.

BUT I THINK, YOU KNOW, AS ITGOES ALONG, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE TO

EXAMINE THE CHOICE AND LOOK ATTHE INFORMATION BECAUSE EVEN

WORKERS HERE AREN'T MAKING ALIVING WAGE MUCH LESS OVERSEAS

WHERE THEY'RE MAKING A DOLLAR ANHOUR.

IT'S REALLY INCUMBENT ON USBECAUSE WHEN YOU GET DOWN TO IT

WE'RE PARTICIPATING IN MODERNMODERN-DAY SLAVERY.

>> Larry: IN SOME CASES.

DAYMOND, YOU'RE A SHARK. YOU'REAN ENTREPRENEUR.

>> YES.>> Larry: ARE WE NAIVE ABOUT

ABOUT THIS? WHAT'S THE REALDEAL BEHIND THE SCENES?

>> A SHIRT CAN GO FROM 12FACTORIES EVERYTHING FROM THE

BUTTONS, THINGS LIKE THAT, ANDONE CAN BE A SHADY FACTORY.

WE HAVE A STRICT CONTRACT SAYINGYOU DON'T USE CHILD LABOR.

WE DON'T GO TO THE FACTORIES. WEDON'T OWN THE FACTORIES

WE GO TO THE AGENT AND THEYSOURCE IT THROUGH AS MANY

DIFFERENT FACTORIES AS THEY CAN.

>> Larry: IF WE KNEW ANIMALSWERE MAKING iPhoneS, EVERYBODY

WOULD STOP BUYING IMMEDIATELY,THEY'RE BEING MISTREATED.

>> NOT ME.

(LAUGHTER)>> YEAH, I THINK THAT THERE IS A

SENSE THAT WE CARE MORE ABOUTANIMALS THAN HUMAN BEINGS, AND

WHENEVER WE TALK ABOUT HOWTHINGS ARE MADE --

>> Larry: NOT THAT WESHOULDN'T CARE ABOUT ANIMALS.

>> TRUE, I'M A CAT PERSONMYSELF.

BUT NO CATS WERE HARMED.

>> CATS MAKING iPhoneS.

HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE?

COME OVER HERE, WATCH 'EM MAKETHIS iPhone!

THAT'S COOL!

YOU ROCK!

>> STOP IT, iPhone 5!

I THINK CEDRIC WANTS TOPROPOSE THAT TO DAYMOND.

>> EXACTLY.>> BUT I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT THE

PEOPLE. I'M A JOURNALIST AND IHAVE TO UNCOVER THESE STORIES.

I THINK WE NEED MORE REPORTINGTO OBSERVE THIS BECAUSE I THINK,

YEAH, PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE A LOTOF MONEY, BUT IF WE KIND OF

STICK WITH THE AMERICANS WANT TOKNOW PART ABOUT IT, MY

RESPONSIBILITY AS A JOURNALISTIS TO SHINE LIGHT HERE SO I HAVE

BEEN TO PORK PROCESSING PLANTS,CHICKEN PROCESSING PLANTS,

TURKEY PROCESSING PLANTS.

KIND OF UGLY.

>> Larry: IT IS.

BUT I STILL EAT ALL OF THOSEPRODUCTS.

>> Larry: YOU STILL EAT ITALL?

WOW!

>> ACTUALLY, WHAT I JUST DON'TLIKE TO DO IS PAY FULL PRICE.

THAT'S MY PROBLEM.

>> NO.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> MY PEOPLE, MY PEOPLE!

>> Larry: AMERICANS DON'T WANTTO PAY FULL PRICE.

>> CORRECT.

>> Larry: THAT'S WHY WE ALLOWA LOT OF THESE THINGS TO HAPPEN.

>> AMERICANS CAN'T AFFORD FULLPRICE.

>> Larry: A LOT OF THIS IS 1STWORLD PROBLEMS. REAL ISSUES.

ISSUES FOR RICH PEOPLEBASICALLY. ELVIS COSTELLO THREW

SOME MAJOR SHADE ON JOHN LENNONWHEN HE SAID

IT'S EASY TO IMAGINE NOPOSSESSIONS WHEN YOU'RE A

MILLIONAIRE, RIGHT?

>> RIGHT.

>> Larry: YOU LIKE SNEAKERS,RIGHT?

>> I DO.

>> Larry: WHAT IF THE KKK WASMAKING THE MOST INCREDIBLE PAIR

OF KICKS, RIGHT, CALLED KKKKICKS --

(LAUGHTER)ALL YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE ARE

WEARING THEM, YOUR BOYS AREWEARING THEM, AND YOU ARE THE

ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THEY'RE MADEBY THE KKK AND THE KKK HAS BLACK

EMPLOYEES THAT THEY PAY A FAIRWAGE. SO THEY'RE RACIST BUT

ACTUALLY GOOD EMPLOYERS. ARE YOUBUYING THOSE KICKS?

>> YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE,RACISM IS MY LIMIT.

>> Larry: THAT WHERE YOU DRAWTHE LINE.

>> I WOULD BUY ONE PAIR AND KICKTHEIR ASS WITH IT!

(LAUGHTER)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Larry: WE JUST SOLVEDRACISM! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

>> Larry: THAT'S ALL THE TIMEWE HAVE FOR TONIGHT.

I WANT TO THANK OUR PANELISTS --TED ALEXANDRO, MARIA HINOJOSA,

DAYMOND JOHN AND CEDRIC THEENTERTAINER.

GIVE THEM A NICE ROUND OFAPPLAUSE.

I FORGOT TO GIVE CEDRIC ASTICKER FOR KEEPING IT 100%,

FOR SAYING HE'D BUY SNEAKERSFROM THE KKK.

THANKS, MAN.

TOMORROW ON THE SHOW, WE'REASKING "WHY IS IT TAKING AMERICA

SO LONG TO LEVEL THE PLAYINGFIELD FOR WOMEN?"

AS ALWAYS, TWEET YOUR QUESTIONSABOUT WOMEN'S RIGHTS TO ME WITH

THE HASHTAG "KEEP IT A HUNDRED."

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TINDER ACCOUNT.

UNTIL THEN, GOODNIGHTLY,EVERYONE!

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