November 2, 2015 - Soul Food With Rand Paul & Inmate Release

  • 11/02/2015

GOP presidential hopeful Rand Paul chats about Donald Trump over soul food, and Bob Saget, Ana Kasparian and Mike Yard discuss cringe-worthy Halloween costumes.

(AUDIENCE CHANTING LARRY)>> Larry: NICE CROWD.

APPRECIATE IT!

SUCH A NICE CROWD.

THIS IS A CROWD THAT REALLYKNOWS THE MEANING OF LIFE, GUYS.

(LAUGHTER)THAT KIND OF CROWD.

I JUST FEEL IT'S THAT KIND OFCROWD.

WELCOME TO THE NIGHTLY SHOW.

I'M LARRY WILMORE.

BOB SAGET JOINS ME ON THE PANELTONIGHT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)HE'S AN OLD BUDDY OF MINE.

REALLY GREAT SEEING HIM.

INTERESTING FACT -- IF YOU'REONE OF THE 78% OF PEOPLE WHO

WATCHES THIS SHOW FROM PRISON,THIS STORY'S FOR YOU.

>> ABOUT 6,000 INMATES HAVE BEENRELEASED FROM FEDERAL PRISONS AS

PART OF THE CHANGE IN SENTENCINGREGULATIONS.

THE LARGEST ONE-TIME RELEASE OFFEDERAL PRISONERS OVER THE

WEEKEND COMES AFTER THE JUSTICEDEPARTMENT CHANGED PUNISHMENT

RULES FOR NONVIOLENT DRUGOFFENDERS.

>> Larry: THAT'S RIGHT, OVER6,000 PRISONERS WERE FREED

THIS WEEKEND.

AND I THINK WHAT OBAMA IS DOINGIS GREAT.

IT'S ABOUT TIME A PRESIDENT DIDSOMETHING LIKE THIS.

SURE, A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL BEAFRAID TO HAVE CRIMINALS BACK ON

THE STREETSBUT THESE PEOPLE WERE CONVICTED

OF NON-VIOLENT CRIMES.

NON-VIOLENT!

(APPLAUSE)THAT'S RIGHT!

(LAUGHTER)THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF.

DON'T THOSE PEOPLE DESERVE ASECOND CHANCE TO REGAIN

SOCIETY'S TRUST?

RIGHT?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)WHAT KIND OF MONSTER DOESN'T

BELIEVE IN REDEMPTION?

JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME.

THERE YOU GO.

PLEASE PUT THIS IN MY VAULT.

AND, UHHH, GET SOMETHING FORYOURSELF.

(APPLAUSE)WOW.

MAN!

(APPLAUSE)THAT IS A LOT OF CONVICTS.

AND IF WE'RE KEEPING IT 100,SOME OF YOU ARE WONDERING -- IS

MY COMMUNITY GOING TO BE OVERRUNBY PRISONERS?

>> YOUR COMMUNITY IS NOTGOING TO BE OVERRUN WITH

PRISONERS.

>> Larry: OH, OKAY.

WHOO!

THANKS FOR ANSWERING MYHYPOTHETICAL QUESTION, CBS LOCAL

NEWS.

HEY, WHEN YOU WANT YOUR NEWS ANDYOU WANT IT LOCAL AND YOU FELL

ASLEEP WATCHING CSI CYBER, TRUSTCBS LOCAL NEWS.

>> THE PROGRAM IS FOR LOW-LEVELNONVIOLENT DRUG OFFENDERS

CURRENTLY SERVING HARSHSENTENCES.

UP TO TEN YEARS.

>> Larry: NOW LET ME BREAKTHIS DOWN.

THERE WAS A TIMEIN AMERICA WHERE BLACK PEOPLE

WERE TREATED UNFAIRLY BY THEGOVERNMENT.

I KNOW IT SOUNDS OUTRAGEOUS, BUTTRUST ME, ASK YOUR PARENTS, IT'S

TRUE.

MANY OF THE PENALTIES FOR DRUGOFFENSES UNFAIRLY PENALIZED

THOSE IN THE "URBAN"COMMUNITIES.

FOR EXAMPLE, A PERSON ONLYNEEDED FIVE GRAMS OF CRACK TO BE

CHARGED WITH A FELONY.

WHEREAS YOU'D NEED 500 GRAMS OFCOCAINE FOR A FELONY CHARGE

THIS IS WHY I'VE ALWAYS TOLD THEKIDS, "HEY, DO COCAINE."

AND STAY IN SCHOOL.

WHERE ELSE ARE YOU GOING TOLEARN THE METRIC SYSTEM SO YOU

CAN MEASURE YOUR DAMN COCAINE?

JUST FEELS LIKE A GOOD MESSAGE.

(LAUGHTER)OKAY, SO HERE TO TALK ABOUT HIS

IMMINENT RELEASE FROM FEDERALPRISON IS ONE OF THE VICTIMS OF

THIS UNFAIR SENTENCING, DARNELLDUVALL!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> MIKE: HEY LARRY!

>> Larry: SO, DARNELL, WHATARE YOU FEELING?

>> Mike: LARRY, I'M SO EXCITEDTO GET OUT.

MY COUSINHOOKED ME UP WITH A JOB.

>> Larry: WELL THAT'SFANTASTIC.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TOBE DOING?

>> Mike: SELLING WEED.

>> Larry: WHOA, WHOA, WAIT!

ISN'T THAT WHAT LANDEDYOU IN JAIL IN THE FIRST PLACE?

>> Mike: YEAH, BUT I'M GOING TOBE SELLING IT LEGALLY AT

A DISPENSARY IN COLORADO!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)YEAH, DUDE!

MAD IRONICAL, AIN'TIT, LARRY?

>> Larry: ABSOLUTELY.

SO DO YOU FEEL LIKE JUSTICE ISFINALLY BEING DONE HERE?

>> Mike: I DON'T CARE ABOUTJUSTICE, LARRY.

I JUST WANTTO (bleep).

>> Larry: WAIT, WAIT, HOLD ON,WE'RE ON TELEVISION HERE.

>> Mike: LARRY, I HAVE NOT BEENWITH MY WIFE FOR 20

YEARS!

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN WAIT TOSEE HER!

>> Larry: WELL, DARNELL, YOUDON'T HAVE TO WAIT BECAUSE

WE'VE GOT A VERY SPECIALSURPRISE FOR YOU.

PLEASE WELCOME, YOUR WIFE, CANDYDUVALL!

>> Mike: OH MY GOD, CANDY!

OH!

(APPLAUSE)THIS IS SOME MAURY LEVEL

(BLEEP), MAN!

I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, BABE!

>> HOLLY: HEEEEEEY!!

I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, TOO,DARNELL!

>> LARRY: SO WHEN WE CONTACTEDYOU, I'M SURE YOU HAD NO IDEA

YOU'D BE TALKING TO YOURHUSBAND.

>> HOLLY: YEAH, I HAD NO IDEAMY HUSBAND'S BEEN WRONGED,

LARRY!

THEY PUT HIM IN PRISON FORNOTHING!

>> MIKE: THAT'S MY BABY!

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU, BOO!

>> HOLLY: YOU DON'T HAVE TOWAIT LONG.

I'M GOING TO SEE YOU NEXT MONTH,RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

>> Larry: NO, NO, YOU DON'THAVE TO WAIT.

HE'S GETTINGOUT TODAY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)TODAY!

>> HOLLY: I'M SORRY?

>> Larry: YEAH! HE'S GETTINGOUT TODAY!

>> Mike: BABY, WHAT SHOULD WEDO NEXT WEEK AFTER WE'RE DONE

(bleep)?

>> HOLLY: AWWW, (BLEEP).

>> MIKE: WHAT'S WRONG, BABY?

>> Larry: IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

>> Holly: LARRY, I THOUGHT HE'DNEVER GET OUT.

HE WAS A BLACK MAN WHO SOLD WEED20 YEARS AGO!

HE SHOULDN'T BE FREE UNTIL2035!

I ASSUMED I COULD MOVE ON WITHMY LIFE.

>> Larry: WHOA.

>> Mike: MOVED ON?

>> Holly: I'VE GOT THREE KIDSNOW!

>> Mike: YOU'VE GOT THREEKIDS?!

HOW?!

>> Jordan: HEY BABE.

THE VOLVO'S ALL WARMED UP, ANDTHOSE APPLES AREN'T GOING TO

PICK THEMSELVES.

WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

>> Mike: WHO IS THAT?!!?

IMMA KILL HIM!

>> Larry: WHOA!

WEREN'T YOU A NON-VIOLENTOFFENDER?

>> Mike: I'M GETTING OUT FOR ANONVIOLENT CRIME, BUT IMMA GO

BACK IN FOR A VIOLENT ONE!

>> Holly: BE WELL, DARNELL.

BUH-BYE.

>> Jordan: NAMASTE.

>> Larry: OOF.

THAT WAS AWKWARD.

NOW LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TOSOMEONE WHO DESPERATELY WANTS TO

BE FREE AND WHO HAS LIBERALS ANDCONSERVATIVES ALIKE CALLING FOR

THE PRESIDENT TO TAKE ACTION.

THIS IS SHARANDA JONES.

SHARANDA HAS SPENT THE LAST 16YEARS IN PRISON, AND SHE'LL DIE

THERE BECAUSE SHE WASSENTENCED TO LIFE WITHOUT

PAROLE.

HER ONLY CRIME -- TRANSPORTINGCOCAINE.

AND WHEN I SAY "ONLY CRIME," IMEAN ONLY CRIME.

SHE HAD NO OTHER ARRESTS.

NONE.

THIS IS A "ONE STRIKE YOU'RE OUTFOR LIFE" SITUATION.

I MEAN EVEN PAUL BLART GOT TWOCHANCES.

SHARANDA DID NOT SUPPLY THECOCAINE.

SHE DID NOT SELL IT.

SHE WAS A MULE, TRANSPORTINGPOWDER FROM HOUSTON TO DALLAS.

HOW MUCH WAS SHE CAUGHTCARRYING?

NONE.

SHE WAS CONVICTED BASED ON THETESTIMONY OF OTHER DRUG DEALERS

LOOKING FOR PLEA BARGAINS TOAVOID THEIR OWN LIFE SENTENCES.

SHE WAS CHARGED WITH SEVENCOUNTS AND ACQUITTED OF SIX.

USING A FORMULA THAT HAS SINCEBEEN OVERTURNED BY THE SUPREME

COURT, THE JUDGE WAS REQUIRED --REQUIRED -- TO SEND SHARANDA

AWAY FOR LIFE.

AND TO BE CLEAR -- I'M NOT, INANY WAY CONDONING WHAT SHE

DID -- AND BY THE WAY, NEITHERDOES SHE.

BUT LIFE?

IF YOU WANT TO PUT A FACE ON THEDRACONIAN DRUG SENTENCING THAT

HAS RUINED SO MANY LIVES, LOOKNO FURTHER THAN SHARANDA JONES.

BUT WHILE MORE THAN 6,000FEDERAL INMATES WALK THIS WEEK,

SHARANDA SITS.

AND THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

I AM A MAN OF SIMPLE DESIRES.

ALL I WANT IS TO EAT SOUL FOODWITH EVERY SINGLE PERSON RUNNING

FOR PRESIDENT.

TONIGHT, IN THE "SOUL FOODSIT-DOWN," I'M JOINED BY

KENTUCKY SENATOR RAND PAUL.

♪♪I'M HERE WITH DR. RAND PAUL.

THANKS FOR BEING HERE.

>> THANKS FOR INVITING ME TOYOUR HOUSE FOR DINNER.

>> Larry: WHAT'S YOUR VISIONFOR AMERICA?

WHAT I'M FOR VERSUS THEOTHERS IS THEY WANT POWER.

FOR EXAMPLE, IF MR. TRUMP WEREHERE, WHAT WOULD HE SAY?

I'M SO HUGE, SMART, RICH, I CANDO ANYTHING.

>> Larry: HE WOULD PROBABLYCALL YOU A LOSER.

>> PROBABLY, AND HE WOULD SAYGIVE ME MORE POWER BECAUSE I'M

SO SMART I CAN TAKE CARE OF IT.I'M A BELIEVER IN THE PEOPLE AND

THAT YOU SHOULD DISPERSE POWER.>> Larry: TRUMP INSULTS

EVERYBODY AND HIS POLL NUMBERSARE GOING UP. THERE'S

SOMETHING ABOUT THE INSULTSTHAT'S WORKING. I KNOW YOU DON'T

WANT TO BE INSULTING OTHERCANDIDATES, BUT

I DON'T THINK THERE IS ANYTHINGWRONG WITH GOING AFTER

SOMEBODY'S MOMMA.

I MEAN, IN THE NEXT DEBATE IFTRUMP COMES AFTER YOU AND SAYS I

DON'T BELIEVE RAND PAUL SHOULDBE HERE YOU SLAM HIM WITH YOUR

MOMMA'S SO STUPID.

>> LIKE YOUR MOMMA WEARS ARMYBOOTS? WOULD THAT WORK?

>> Larry: I'LL GIVE YOU ANEXAMPLE.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHETHINKS POUND CAKE IS --

>> A VEGETABLE?

I NEED BETTER MATERIAL.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: IN THE BATTLE OF

SURGEONS, BEN CARSON SEEMS TO BEWINNING THAT BATTLE RIGHT NOW.

HE'S A TWIN SEPARATOR, YOU'RE ANEYE SURGEON.

WHY DO YOU THINK AMERICA ISGOING FOR A GUY WHO SEPARATES

TWINS BECAUSE THAT'SSOUNDS DIVISIVE.

>> WELL WHAT'S THE BRAIN WITHOUTEYES?

>> Larry: EYES ARE VERYIMPORTANT.

DO YOU THINK BEN CARSON'S A MADSCIENTIST?

I DON'T MEAN LIKE ANGRY, I MEAN,LIKE, CRAZY.

I CALL HIM BLACK DROOPY THE DOG.

DO YOU BELIEVE I COULD BEPRESIDENT?

(LAUGHTER)WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON GUNS?

ARE YOU PRO GUNS, ANTI-GUNS,MORE, LESS GUN CONTROL?

>> I GUESS THE WAY TO PUT IT ISTHE BILL OF RIGHTS GUARANTEED

CERTAIN LIBERTIES.

>> Larry: RIGHT, THE RIGHT TOOWN SLAVES.

>> WELL, THAT WASN'T ACTUALLY INTHE BILL OF RIGHTS.

>> Larry: THAT WAS JUSTUNDERSTOOD.

>> WASN'T EXACTLY IN THE BILL OFRIGHTS.

>> Larry: YOU SPOKE AT HOWARDUNIVERSITY.

>> RIGHT.

>> Larry: YOU AND BEN CARSONARE THE ONLY REPUBLICAN

CANDIDATES WITH BLACK HAIR.

>> I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> Larry: WHICH BLACK HAIRPRODUCTS DO YOU USE?

>> I JUST USE WATER.

DOES THAT COUNT?

>> Larry: DO YOU USE A PICK ORA COMB?

>> UH...

>> Larry: WOULD YOU EVERCONSIDER GETTING A JERRY CURL?

>> I HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF ITBUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT THAT IS

>> Larry: HAVE YOU EVER HADONE?

>> I WOULD LIKE TO TRY.

>> Larry: I CAN GET YOU THEACTIVATOR, THE GLOVES,

CHEMICALS, ALL THAT STUFF.

NEXT DEBATE, YOU WILL BE JERRYCURLING DOWN.

>> THAT WOULD KNOCK IT OUT OFTHE PARK?

>> Larry: YES.

YOU HAVE GOOD IDEAS FOR CRIMINALJUSTICE REFORM.

TELL ME ABOUT THAT.

>> I THINK PEOPLE DESERVE SECONDCHANCES.

I ALSO THINK IT'S A MISTAKE TOPUT PEOPLE IN JAIL FOR THE MOST

PART FOR MARIJUANA AND OTHERMINOR OFFENSES.

I'M AN ADVOCATE BUT I'M ALSO NOTFOR PUTTING PEOPLE IN JAIL FOR

MAKING MISTAKES.

PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES WITHALCOHOL ALL THE TIME.

>> Larry: IT'S TIME FOR KEEPIT 100.

THIS IS A TWO-PART QUESTION.

FIRST, DO YOU HATE DONALDTRUMP?

>> I REALLY LOVE DONALD TRUMP.

>> Larry: YOU LOVE DONALDTRUMP?

>> YEAH, I DO.

I THINK HE'S HILARIOUS.

>> Larry: THIS IS A MAN WHOTOLD SAID YOU DIDN'T BELONG IN

THE DEBATE.

>> HE'S IN THE WRONG ARENA NOW.

HE WOULD BE GREAT IN AN ARENA OFTELEVISION.

>> Larry: YOU'RE NOT KEEPINGIT 100.

>> MAYBE 70.

>> Larry: IF TRUMP ASKED YOUTO BE HIS RUNNINGMATE, WOULD

YOU?

>> IT WOULD BE AN UTTER ANDABSOLUTE DISASTER AND I WOULD

WANT NO PART OF IT.

>> Larry: THANK YOU!

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

THAT'S HOW YOU KEEP IT 100!

> IT'S LIKE THE FIRST TIME ON ON"JEOPARDY."

>> Larry: IF YOU'RE LOOKINGFOR SOMEONE TO KEEP IT 100, IT'S

RAND PAUL, BECAUSE HE'S TAKING ASTAND!

>> ABSOLUTELY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ONCE AGAIN, THANKS TO SENATOR

PAUL FOR JOINING US.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

I'M HERE WITH MY PANEL.

FIRST UP, NIGHTLY SHOWCONTRIBUTOR, MIKE YARD.

SHE'S THE CO-HOST OF "THE YOUNGTURKS" ON THE TYT NETWORK AND

COLUMNIST AT RAWSTORY, ANAKASPARIAN.

AND HE JOINS THE CAST OF THETONY-NOMINATED BROADWAY PLAY

"HAND TO GOD" TOMORROW, ACTORAND COMEDIAN BOB SAGET.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)AND FOR EVERYONE AT HOME, JOIN

OUR CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW ONTWITTER "AT NIGHTLY SHOW"

USING THE HASHTAG "TONIGHTLY."

A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON BUT IHAD TO TALK ABOUT HALLOWEEN THIS

WEEKEND.

THERE WERE A NUMBER OF SO CALLED"INAPPROPRIATE COSTUMES."

SOCIAL MEDIA IS GOING CRAZY.

FOR EXAMPLE, THERE WAS ONE OFCOSBY.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)CAITLYN JENNER, AND HERE WE HAVE

HARRY HAMLIN GOT IN TROUBLE FORONE.

OKAY.

IT'S HALLOWEEN.

ARE WE MAD AT THIS?

>> I DON'T LIKE SEEING ASWASTIKA EXCEPT ON A LITTLE KID.

(LAUGHTER)I THINK THE COSBY THING WAS

MISSING THE BRIEFCASE.

YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE THAT BECAUSEIT HAS ALL THE SUPPLIES.

>> Larry: OH, THE SUPPLIES.

YEAH, THE STUFF THAT -->> Larry: YOU WANT THE COSTUME

TO BE BETTER, IS WHAT YOU'RESAYING...

>> GO BIG OR GO HOME.

I THINK WE HAVE ENOUGHPROBLEMS IN THE WORLD WE SHOULD

PROBABLY NOT EMPHASIZE THEM BYTAKING KIDS OUT -- WELL, THOSE

WEREN'T KIDS.

>> Larry: IF THAT WAS A KIDDRESSED AS COSBY...

>> I THINK THAT WOULD STILL BEHILARIOUS.

COSBY WAS HILARIOUS. AND CAITLYNJENNER, BUT THE SWASTIKA,

DOES THIS GUY NOTHAVE AN INTERNET?

WOULD YOU REALLY PUT THAT ON?

>> IF BILL COSBY WERE IN PRISON,I THINK IT WOULD BE CLEVER, BUT

HE'S GETTING AWAY WITH RAPE.

(APPLAUSE)BUT THERE WAS A PABLO ESCOBAR I

FOUND REALLY FUNNY.

>> Larry: THE BABY?

YES.

>> Larry: SOMEONE DRESSED UPTHEIR BABY AS PABLO ESCOBAR, THE

DRUG KING.

THIS IS TRUE!

(LAUGHTER)>> I SAW THAT KID IN TIMES

SQUARE AND BOUGHT A NICKEL BAG.

THE KID DELIVERS.

>> Larry: IS IT OKAY TO DRESSYOUR KID AS A DRILLING KINGPIN?

>> I WAS MAD AT FIRST BUT THEN ISAW THE VIDEO AND I WAS

LAUGHING.

>> Larry: ARE YOU MAD IFSOMEONE DRESSES AS AN INFAMOUS

CHARACTER?

CAN YOU BE OSAMA BIN LADEN OR ISTHAT TOO MUCH?

>> WHAT I READ WAS WHAT HAPPENEDTO THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN

HALLOWEEN WAS ABOUT MONSTERS?

WELL, OSAMA BIN LADEN WAS AMONSTER.

I GET IT'S OFFENSIVE TO SOMEPEOPLE, BUT --

>> Larry: WOULD YOU DRESS YOURBABY AS OSAMA BIN LADEN?

>> I PERSONALLY WOULDN'T AND IUNDERSTAND THOSE WHO GET

OFFENDED BY IT.

>> Larry: WHAT IF THE BABYREALLY LOVED THE OSAMA BIN

LADEN COSTUME?

(LAUGHTER)>> AND BABIES LOVE LINEN.

(LAUGHTER)IF YOU'RE GOING TO DRESS YOUR

KID AS OSAMA BIN LADEN, YOU WANTTO BRING THE NEXT PERSON NEXT TO

YOU DRESSED AS BRADLEY COOPERFROM AMERICAN SNIPER SO YOU HAVE

THE COMBO TO TAKE OUT THE GUY.

>> Larry: SO YOU'RE COVERED.

IT'S CUTE.

YOU GET A LOT OF LIKES ONFACEBOOK AND COMMENTS.

BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE KIDGROWS UP AND HE TRIES TO GET A

JOB AND THAT OSAMA PIC POPS UP?

>> Larry: YOU WOULD GET PENALIZED AND YOU SAY "I WAS THREE

YEARS OLD!" THEY'D SAY I DON'TGIVE A [BLEEP]

YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE JOB, YOUWERE THREE YEARS OLD AND MAKING

A COKE DEAL!

>> EXACTLY!

YOU WERE PABLO ESCOBAR AT THREEYEARS OLD, CAN'T GET THE JOB.

>> Larry: HARRY HAMLIN, ITHINK WERE THE SEX PISTOLS.

I THINK THEY THOUGHT SOMEHOW,OH, I FORGOT I HAD A SWASTIKA ON

THERE.

>> COME ON, DUDE!

HOW LONG IT'S BEEN A THINGYOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE?

>> I KNOW NOTHING BUT I THINK

IT'S AZTEC.

>> I THINK IT'S AN ASIAN THING.

WISH IT WOULD HAVE STAYEDTHAT AND NOT BE TAKEN BY A MAD

MAN.

>> Larry: BABY HITLER, IS ITOKAY?

>> YOU MEAN AS A PREMISE?

(LAUGHTER)>> ARE WE TALKING ABOUT ADULT

SWIM SHOW? I'D PAY TO WATCHTHAT.

MEL BROOKS USED TO MAKE A LOT OFHUMOR OUT OF IT AND WE'RE MORE

SENSITIVE NOW BECAUSE THERE'S SOMUCH DAMN HATE.

>> Larry: YOU'RE TALKING ABOUTTHE PRODUCERS, RIGHT.

>> YEAH.

>> Larry: BUT THE BABYWOULDN'T BE SATIRICAL.

>> BUT HITLER BABY --IT SOUNDS AWESOME.

NO, IT DOES NOT SOUNDAWESOME!

HITLER KILLED 6 MILLION PEOPLE!

IT'S NOT CUTE!

>> MORE THAN THAT, PROBABLY,BECAUSE THE TRUTH OF IT IS --

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: I'M ONLY SAYING FROM

A PURE JOKE POINT OF VIEW, NOTFROM A REAL-LIFE BABY OF HITLER,

WHICH I WOULD AGREE WITH THAT,BUT FROM A JOKE POINT OF VIEW --

>> IF YOU'RE A COMEDIAN, I FEELYOU GET A PASS BECAUSE THEY GET

TO JOKE ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT TO,BUT WHEN IT COMES TO NAZI

IMAGERY, THINK ABOUT ALL THELIVES THAT WERE LOST AND --

>> NO, IT'S HORRIBLE.

THAT'S WHY COMEDIANS DO THAT.

I DEAL WITH PAIN THROUGH GALLOWSHUMOR.

THAT'S WHERE I WILL END UP DOINGMY LAST HUMOR, AT THE GALLOWS.

>> Larry: REMEMBER THAT BABYHITLER BIT...

>> I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE,PEOPLE GETTING IN BLACK FACE,

WRONG, RIGHT? IS THERE A BLACKFACE EXCEPTION?

A LOT OF WHITE PEOPLE WOULD LOVETO GET IN BLACK FACE.

CAN WE GIVE THEM AN EXCEPTION ONHALLOWEEN OR NOT?

>> NO, NO, HELL, NO!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)HELL, NO!

>> Larry: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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