The Strike

  • Season 1, Ep 6
  • 05/11/2011

When Alice won't give the guys time off for a fake holiday called Half-Christmas, they decide to go on strike for better benefits.

[Jingle Bells]

- HUNG BY THE CHIMNEY WITH CARE,FINE SIR.

- AW.

- ♪ SILENT NIGHT

♪ HO--

OH!

- EVERY YEAR!

all: ♪ DECK THE HALLSWITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪

♪ FA, LA, LA, LA, LA,LA, LA, LA, LA ♪

- WAH...

WHAT THE HELL'S WRONGWITH YOU GUYS?

IT'S THE MIDDLE OF JULY.

ARE YOU DRUNK OR SOMETHING?

- WE'RE JUST TRYING TO SPREAD

SOME HOLIDAY CHEER, MAN.

WHERE'S YOURHALF-CHRISTMAS SPIRIT?

AND, YEAH, WE'REA LITTLE BIT DRUNK, DUDE.

DEAL WITH IT.OKAY?

LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.

AND A THREEAND A TWO AND A...

all: ♪ DECK THE HALLSWITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪

- AAH! CUT!

I NEED YOU♪ UP HERE, DUDE

BUT YOU KEEP COMING IN♪ DOWN HERE

I DON'T EVEN KNOWWHAT YOU'RE DOING.

- WHAT?I CAN'T HEAR YOU GUYS.

POPCORN AND STRING.

- GOT IT. GOT IT.

- WRAPPING PAPER.

- I JUST SAID I GOT IT.

- I KNOW, I'M JUSTCHECKING IT TWICE, HOMIE,

'CAUSE I PLAN ON BEING NAUGHTY.

- HELL NO! WE WON'T GO!

- WOW, WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?

- WE'RE ON STRIKE FOR MORE PAY,

BETTER HOURS, INSURANCE.

- WHAT?

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,

ALL YOU GUYS DOIS STAND OUT HERE,

YELL AT PEOPLE,WHILE NOT WORKING?

- DO I SMELL BARBECUE?

BECAUSE I AM NOTMAD AT THAT.

- CAN WE GO?

UNLIKE THESE FREELOADERS,NO OFFENSE,

WE GOT A JOB TO GET BACK TO.

- WHOA,LOOK AT THIS GUY, HUH?

OLD SAINT DICK.

IT'S A PUN.

I'M GOOD AT THOSE.

- LOOK, MY DADHAD A PLASTICS FACTORY.

WHEN THEY WENT ON STRIKE,MY FAMILY WENT ON HARD TIMES.

- YEP, HERE WE GO.

- WE HAD TO LEAVETHE COUNTRY CLUB IN '95.

I WENT FROM CLAY COURTTO GHETTO COURT.

- HA. GHETTO COURT.

I'D DEFINITELYWATCH THAT SHOW.

- QUIET IN THE COURT!YOU GOIN' TO PRISON!

- GET OUT OF MY COURT.

- CUT IT OUT.

I DON'T HAVE TIMEFOR THIS CHICANERY.

- CAREFUL, DERS.THEY PREFER "HISPANIC."

DON'T BE RACIST, MAN.

- DUDE, YOU GOT TO JOIN ABOOK CLUB OR READ OR SOMETHING.

- OH, I'VE GOT TO JOINA BOOK CLUB?

- PLEASE DO.- I JUST FINISHED GOOSEBUMPS.

R.L. STINE. I BASICALLYREAD THE WHOLE SERIES.

AND I'M PRETTY SUREIT ENDS WITH ALL THE KIDS

GETTING ON A BOAT,SAILING OFF,

AND SAYING,"STRIKES ARE AWESOME!"

YEAH!

- I DON'T KNOW, DERS.

I THINK I'M GONNA HAVETO SIDE WITH ADAM ON THIS ONE.

STRIKES ARE FRICKIN' COOL!

[all cheer]

- CAN WE JUST GETWHAT WE CAME TO GET

AND GET OUT OF HERE,PLEASE?

- SURE.- THANK YOU.

- EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.

AH, MAKE ROOM.GOING TO A STORE.

I'M SO SORRY.THAT WAS RUDE.

SHOULD HAVE ASKED YOU GUYS.

WRAPPING PAPER?AISLE SIX? AISLE SEVEN?

- THANK YOU.- STOP.

- THANKS FOR THE RIDE,DERRS.

- STRIKE! STRIKE!STRIKE! STRIKE!

- TURN YOUR VEHICLE AROUND, SIR.

- DO NOT LET THIS COMMUNISTBITCH CROSS THIS LINE!

- GET OFF MY HOOD.I'M NOT A COMMUNIST.

COMMUNISTS SUPPORT UNIONS.

THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLEDTHE SOVIET UNION.

- IS THAT TRUE?

- I DON'T KNOW.COMMIE SCAB!

all:COMMIE SCAB!

- GET OUT OF MY WAY!WAYMOND, MOVE!

- COMMIE SCAB!- MOVE.

- HE'S A WITCH!BURN HIM!

- GET AWAY FROM ME.

- WISH IT DIDN'T HAVETO BE LIKE THIS, DERS.

BREAKS MY HEART.

ON HALF-CHRISTMAS EVE,OF ALL DAYS.

- I HOPE YOU'RE ALLPROUD OF YOURSELVES.

YOU'RE ALL FILTHY ANIMALS!

- FIRE IN THE HOLE!

- NICE TRY.

- YOU KNOW, HONESTLY,I WOULD HAVE--NO!

OPTION TO BUY INTO COMPANYHEALTH INSURANCE?

BORING.

ONE MILKSHAKE WATER FOUNTAIN?AWESOME.

- PSST.NO-BRA FRIDAY.

- JILLIAN.

YES, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

NO-BRA FRIDAYS.

WE'RE NOT GONNA WEAR BRASON FRIDAYS.

- NOPE.

- AND ONE LEGITHALF-CHRISTMAS PARTY

TO BE PAID FORBY THE COMPANY.

YEAH.

- IT'S KIND OF THE REASONFOR THE SEASON.

- I'M REALLY BLOWN AWAY.

NO, SERIOUSLY,I THINK YOU GUYS

DID AN AMAZING JOBON THIS LIST.

I'LL TELL YOU WHATWE SHOULD DO.

I THINK YOU SHOULDCHOP OFF YOUR [bleep],

AND THEN PARK THEMINSIDE YOUR BUTTHOLES.

- OKAY, WE'LL USE THATAND THEN NEGOTIATE FROM THERE.

- NEGOTIATE.- NEGOTIATE.

- NEGOTIATE.- NEGOTIATIONS.

- AS YOU CAN SEE BEHIND ME,

I HAVE A NEW DREAM TEAM.

- [coughs]

- ANDERS, I WANT YOUTO ESCORT THEM OUT THE BUILDING.

- I DON'T THINK THAT'SGONNA BE HAPPENING.

- DID JAMIE FOXXAND GABRIELLE UNION

JUST WALK IN THE DOOR?

BECAUSE SOMEONE'SBREAKING ALL THE RULES.

- WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?

- FROM THE TIGHTESTBUTTHOLE ON THE BLOCK.

ANDERS!

- HE'S GOT A HARD "ON."

- YEAH, HE DOES.

- AND I LOVEMILKSHAKE WATER FOUNTAINS.

- WELL, THIS ISN'TGONNA MATTER, ANYWAY.

- WELL, WHY DON'T YOUTRY TO EXPLAIN HOW YOU HAVE

ALL YOUR EMPLOYEESCALLING PEOPLE

ON THE DO NOT CALL LIST,MISTER?

- I WAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDERSTO PROTECT MY JOB, OKAY?

THOSE NUMBERSCAME DIRECTLY FROM CORPORATE.

- WELL THEN, WHO'SGONNA PROTECT OUR JOBS, ALICE?

- FINE, I WILL GIVE YOUYOUR JOBS BACK,

BUT YOU ARE ONLY GETTINGTWO PAID PERSONAL DAYS A YEAR.

- HOW DO YOU SAY,"I DON'T THINK SO," IN CHINESE?

- [imitates Chinese]

- [scoffs]FINE.

YOU CAN HAVE THE REST OF THE DAYFOR YOUR STUPID PARTY.

[all cheering]

- WHAT ABOUT HEALTH INSURANCE?

MY HUSBAND HAS LUPUS.

- OKAY, DON'T RUIN THISFOR EVERYONE, BEVERLY.

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