Wednesday, May 14, 2014

  • 05/14/2014

Burnie Burns, Gus Sorola and Gavin Free from Rooster Teeth prepare for the Gathering of the Juggalos, list #WorseCollegeClasses and make up bad cosplay characters.

>> IT IS 11:59 AND 59 SECONDS.

THIS HAPPENED ONJUGGALOGATHERING.COM TODAY.

SO YOU KNOW IT IS GOING TO BEGREAT.

THE INTERNET CELEBRATED ONE OFITS MOST BELOVED ANNUAL HOLIDAYS

YESTERDAY WHEN THE INFOMERCIALFOR THE 2014 GATHERING OF THE

JUGGALOS ARRIVED.

ONCE AGAIN, FANS OF THE INSANECLOWN POSSE WILL GATHER FOR A

WEEKEND OF PAINTING THEIR FACESLIKE CLOUDS, LISTENING TO

MURDER BASED RAP ROCK ANDDISCUSSING THE MERITS OF TORT

REFORM IN OUR NATION'S CIVILCOURTS.

OH NO, I THINK I MISREAD THATLAST ONE.

I MEANT TO SAY DOING WHIPPETSIN A PORT-A-POTTY.

THIS YEAR'S VIDEO BY THE WAY HASA NARRATIVE ARCH ABOUT A JUGGALO

DYING AND GOING TO HEAVEN, ANDTHE THEOLOGICAL IMPLICATIONS ARE

STAGGERING.

YOU'RE A JUGGALO?

>> WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO IN THEFIRST PLACE, MY NINJA.

>> [BLEEP] YEAH, NINJA.

>> THE TRUTH IS YOU DON'T HAVETO DIE.

DON'T MISS THE 15TH ANNUAL 2014GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS.

>> YEAH. WE SHOULD GO.

>> WE SHOULD ALL GO.

>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO DIE, BUTYOU PROBABLY WILL AT THE 2014

GATHERING --

>> THE BEST PART OF THIS VIDEOIS THE LIST OF SPECIAL

ACTIVITIES LIKE THE HORNY NUTSAND BIG BUTZ PARTY, WHICH IS

TOTALLY REAL, AND THEN A WEIRDMYSTERY EVENT CALLED THE PEEP

(BLEEP) STAGE.

GRAB BAG OF AWESOMENESS, WHAT ISANOTHER ACTIVITY YOU WOULD LIKE

TO SEE AT THE GATHERING BURNIEBURNS.

>> THE CORNING OF THE DOGS.

>> GUS SOROLA

>> MAKE A BONG OUT OF YOURGIRLFRIEND.

>> YOU CAN DO THAT?

>> FIND OUT.

>> GAVIN FREE.

>> A REALLY, REALLY LAZY RIVER.

NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'S HASHTAGWARS!

WELL, IT'S FINALS WEEKS AT MANYCOLLEGES ACROSS THE COUNTRY --

YOU SHOULD BE STUDYING --

WE WANT TO REMIND COLLEGESTUDENTS THAT IT COULD ALWAYS BE

WORSE, SO TONIGHT'S HASHTAG ISWORSE COLLEGE CLASSES.

LIKE ADVANCED METH OR FARTHISTORY. 60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK

AND GO.

>> YES, GUS.

>> HOME EC 405, RAMEN AS ADESSERT.

>> YES, WHATEVER YOU PUT ON TOPOF IT.

>> GAVIN.

>> JAZZ FOR AMPUTEES.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> POINTS. A WHOLE SEMESTER.

>> GUS.

>> CONVERSATIONAL DOTHRAKI.

>> Chris: BURNIE.

>> INTRO TO ANAL.

>> Chris: I KNOW.

YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO RIGHT TOUPPER DIVISION FOR THAT.

POINTS. GUS.

>> OUTRO TO ANAL.

>> Chris: POINTS.

YES. GAVIN.

>> 101101, AN INTRODUCTION TOBINARY.

>> Chris: GENIUS! BRILLIANT! POINTS! POINTS! GUS.

>> GEOLOGY FOR JUGGALOS.

>> Chris: (BLEEP) MAGNET.

HOW DO THEY WORK.

POINTS. BURNIE.

>> BARRISTA TRAINING FOR ENGLISHMAJORS.

IT'S NOW TIME FOR OUR NEXT GAMEIGNYTHING GOES.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> BOARDS AT IGNYTHING.COM ARE

TEN PERCENT TALK OF GAMECONSOLES AND 90 PERCENT RANDOM

WEIRD STUFF SO I AM GOING TOREAD YOU 2 IGN MESSAGE BOARD

TITLES AND YOU GUESS WHICH ISREAL.

>> DOES ANYBODY KNOW THE LEGALPROCESS FOR BECOMING JEWISH?

>> GET CONVERTED.>> LET SATANISTS CONVERT YOU.

>> OR DO PEOPLE WHO ARE6"4' AND HIGHER SCARE YOU?

>> BURNIE.

>> I HAVE TO GO WITH PEOPLE, DOPEOPLE WHO ARE 6"4' AND HIGHER

SCARE YOU.

>> I AM SIX-5 AND MY HEIGHT HASSCARED A LOT OF PEOPLE I KNOW.

>> OH, MY GOD, PAC-MAN IS SIX-5.

>> I BET HE HAS OTHER ISSUESGOING ON BESIDES THE HEIGHT

>> THAT'S TERRIFYING PEOPLE.>> I LIKE THAT IT'S DOWN TO THE

INCH. IF YOU'RE 6"3' YOU'REABSOLUTELY FINE BUT 6"5'?

>> IT IS A MONSTER!

>> NEXT ONE, STRAIGHT UP, ISBROCCOLI HOT POCKETS THE

ANTI-CHRIST OR I NEVER GENUINELYPULLED MY FORE SKIN OVER,

FORESKIN OVER THE HEAD.

>> I'M GONNA GO WITH I HAVENEVER LEGITIMATELY PULLED MY

FORESKIN OVER THE HEAD.

>> THE QUESTION IS, DID YOU DOIT ILLEGITIMATELY.

>> I MEAN.

>> IT WAS WITH WIND ASSISTANCE.

>> WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, I DIDHAVE A LOT OF FORESKIN

QUESTIONS.

>> I DIDN'T PUT THEM ON THEINTERNET.

>> I FEEL LIKE -- I AM NOTCIRCUMCISED.

>> WHAT?

>> GET SOME SATANISTS INHERE AND CONVERT THIS MAN!

>> I JUST FELT LIKE IT WASN'TREALLY DOING WHAT IT SHOULD.

LIKE IT WASN'T REALLY COVERINGANYTHING.

>> YOU CAN KEEP TALKING BUTEVERYONE CAN'T HELP BUT PICTURE

YOUR DICK.

>> YOU ARE WELCOME.

>> OH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY CHECKOUT THE CORRECT ANSWER.

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, I HAVENEVER LEGITIMATELY PULLED --

>> I THINK IT IS IMPORTANT TOKNOW NICHOLAS CAGE DID NOT POST

THIS.

>> I NEVER WOULD LEGITIMATELYPULL MY FORESKIN OVER THE HEAD.

BEFORE THE BREAK, I SHOWED YOUTHIS PICTURE OF A POMERANIAN WHO

WAS SO UPSET WITH HIS RECENTGROOMING THAT HE LITERALLY TOOK

A STAND ON HIS MIND LEGS.

I ASKED YOU GUYS TO MAKE A MEMEOUT OF IT.

LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAME UP WITH.

>> I SAID, GUESS WHAT HAS NOTHUMBS AND LOVES BLOW JOBS.

>> CAN I JUST QUIT?

>> I MEAN, REALLY -->> GUS.

>> NO, YOU POOP OUTSIDE.

>> GAVIN.

>> HEY, BABY YOU WANT TO DO ITPEOPLE STYLE?

BAD COSPLAY.

BAD COSPLAY.

>> THE INTERNET NO SHORTAGE OFCOSPLAY GALLERIES. THEY'RE HUGE

ON THE INTERNET.

HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITEEXAMPLES.

THAT'S KEVIN PEREIRA PEREIRA ANDI WHEN WE WORKED AT G4.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> ONE THING WONDER WOMAN DIDN'T

HAVE TO WORRY WE HAD TO WORRYABOUT HER BAG HANGING DOWN.

>> HIT US REALLY BAD COSPLAYTHAT WOULD GET NEGATIVE LIKES ON

FACEBOOK, IF THERE WERE SUCH ATHING.

SO 60-SECONDS ON THE CLOCK ANDGO.

>> GAVIN.

>> IRONING MAN.

>> POINTS.

BURNIE.

>> BLACK WIDOWS COUSIN REGULARJUST GRIEVING WIDOW.

>> POINTS.

GUS.

>> DONALD STERLING.

>> Chris: YES.

>> SUCH A BAD ONE. POINTS. GUSAGAIN

>> ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER'SHOUSEKEEPER.

>> Chris: YES.

POINTS. BURNIE.

>> GUY WITH TOURRETS WHO KNOWS ABUNCH OF GAME OF THRONES

SPOILERS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> DISAPPOINTED JAPANESEPARENTS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

GAVIN.

>> QUEERIAN LANISTER>> Chris: POINTS.

BURNIE.

>> NEIL PATRICK HITLER.

>> Chris: A LITTLE BIT OF AMASHUP THERE.

POINTS.

BURNIE.

>> DRAGON BALLZ.

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