What's wrong, Fry?

Are you regrettinganother wasted year?

I don't know.Something about Xmas

just doesn't feellike Christmas.

(alarm blaring)

Santa's coming!

Initiate defenses!

(rattling, clanking, thudding)

God rest yemerry gentlemen...

in peace.

Can someone please explain

how you celebratethis crazy holiday?

Preferably in song?

(others gasp)

♪ It's the violent-estseason of the year ♪

♪ And Krinklebot hascome dispensing mugs ♪

♪ Of Xmas fear ♪

♪ Sugarplummy visions ♪

♪ Will be dancing in your head ♪

♪ When I cane youfrom the comfort ♪

♪ Of my sled ♪Ow!

♪ On Xmas Eve,we don our gay apparel ♪

♪ Kevlar vests ♪

♪ Asbestos stockingsand a barrel ♪

♪ And if grandma'sXmas fruitcake ♪

♪ Finally reachescritical mass ♪

♪ It can be re-gifted ♪

♪ Straight to Santa's ass ♪

♪ But the ornamental armaments ♪

♪ Are merely superficial ♪

♪ The tinsel and the trappingsare just icing on the missile ♪

♪ The one thing that you need ♪

♪ To make your Xmas daysplendiferous ♪

♪ Is a pine tree ♪

♪ A pine treethat's coniferous ♪

♪ We have to have a pine treethat's coniferous! ♪

You're welcome!

You know, Santa mayhave killed Scruffy,

but he makesa good point.

What we need isan old-fashioned pine tree!

Cram it, Virginia!

Pine trees have been extinctfor over 800 years.

LEELA:Professor,

maybe there's some way

to bring the pine treesback to life.

Like we did withthe barking snakes.

(barking)

Pine trees aren'tbarking snakes!

They won't just turn upin a salad at Olive Garden.

But there is one hope,

and, as usual, it's Norwegian.

(whirring)

(cheering)

(cracking, creaking, rumbling)

(people gasping)

Oh, no!

Could the seed havebeen contaminated

by a virus fromthe germ vault?

Uh, yeah, I suppose.

Wait! This couldbe a goodthing.

That weaponized virus

made the sickly little treegrow big and strong!

(rumbling continues,pine cones whizzing)

(people gasping, yelling)

(yells, whimpers)

(rumbling stops)

(wood crackling)

Wait-- this could bea goodthing.

Reforestation has begun.

(rumbling)

Aw, geez with this, hah?

(rumbling continues)

(gasping, panicked shouts)

♪ ♪

(clattering, glass shattering)

Arguably, this could bea goodthing.

The planet has returnedto its primeval state!

Earth is just the way it wasbefore the white man came!

(device beeping)

Good news!All these pine trees

are fighting global warmingby producing oxygen!

Happy now, Gore?

Yeah. But I'd be happierif I had a set of lungs.

(device beeping)Hey, wait a second!

Oxygen levels arerising too rapidly!

Ten percent...

20 percent...

60 percent!As long as itdoesn't hit 70.

80 percent!

You know, I don't recallhaving done anythingfor a while,

but I still feelI deserve a smoke.

Hey, cool.

The air's on fire.

(deep whoosh)

(explosions)

Ho, ho, ho!

Everyone's dead!

Stay tuned for another taleof holiday hilarity.