March 3, 2015 - Guns on Campus

  • 03/03/2015

Joy Reid, Bonnie McFarlane, Megan Powers and Emma Iannini join Larry for a debate about legalizing guns on college campuses.

>> Larry: TONIGHTLY, CONGRESSHAS A PARTY AND DOESN'T INVITE

OBAMA.

SOUNDS LIKE OBAMA'S THE WINNERIN THAT ONE.

( LAUGHTER )WE'RE TALKING GUNS ON CAMPUS.

WHY SHOULD THERE BE ONLY ONE WAYFOR COLLEGE STUDENTS TO LEGALLY

BANG EACH OTHER?( LAUGHTER )

COLLEGE STUDENTS AND GUNS--THEY GO TOGETHER

LIKE PEANUT BUTTER ANDACCIDENTAL HOMICIDE.

BRING YOUR TEXTBOOK AND A.K.

BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO SCHOOL YOU.

IT'S "THE NIGHTLY SHOW."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WE HAVE A GREAT CROWD HERE.

WHAT A GREAT, GREAT-->> WE LOVE YOU, LARRY!

>> Larry: WE LOVE YOU, TOO.

AND I ESPECIALLY LOVE DANDY MAN.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )LOVE THAT DANDY MAN.

OKAY, WELCOME TO "THE NIGHTLYSHOW."

I'M LARRY WILMORE.

NOW, THE BIG STORY TODAY THATALL THE KIDS ARE TALKING ABOUT,

ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER BENJAMINNETANYAHU-- OR BIBI AS THOSE OF

US WHO VACATION WITH HIM CALLHIM--

( LAUGHTER )SPOKE TO CONGRESS ABOUT THE

U.S.' UPCOMING NEGOTIATIONS WITHIRAN.

>> I FEEL A PROFOUND OBLIGATIONTO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT AN ISSUE

THAT COULD WELL THREATEN THESURVIVAL OF MY COUNTRY AND THE

FUTURE OF MY PEOPLE.

IRAN'S QUEST FOR NUCLEARWEAPONS.

>> Larry: MAN, THAT-- THATSOUNDS REALLY FAMILIAR.

>> AND OUR FOCUS SHOULD BE HOWDO WE STOP IRAN FROM GETTING A

NUCLEAR WEAPON?

>> Larry: THAT'S RIGHT.

OBAMA SPOKE ABOUT THE SAME THINGYESTERDAY, AND EVERYBODY KNOWS

WHAT'S ON IRAN'S MIND.

THIS IS THEIR OFFICIAL TO-DOLIST.

( LAUGHTER )I MEAN-- IT'S NOT A-- IT'S NOT A

MYSTERY, IS ALL I'M SAYING.

SO WHY IS NETANYAHU HERE TELLINGUS THE SAME THING OUR PRESIDENT

TOLD US THE DAY BEFORE?

I MEAN, ME COULD HAVE JUSTCALLED, COULD HAVE FACETIMED US,

GOOGLE HANGOUT.

>> SPEAKER JOHN BOEHNER ANDHOUSE REPUBLICANS INVITED

NETANYAHU WITHOUT CONSULTING THEWHITE HOUSE AND PRESIDENT OBAMA.

>> Larry: YOU KNOW,REPUBLICANS, WOULD YOU JUST STOP

IT, PLEASE.

YOU MADE NETANYAHU COME ALL THEWAY OVER HERE JUST TO EMBARRASS

OBAMA?

HE'S THE PRIME MINISTER OFISRAEL, NOT THE "BETTER CALL

SAUL OF INTERNATIONALDIPLOMACY."

YOU WEREN'T A LEGISLATIVEACCIDENT.

YOU CAN'T JUST CALL HIS 1-800LINE WHEN YOU'RE IN A JAM.

>> IS YOUR COUNTRY DOING A BADDEAL WITH THE MIDDLE EAST?

IS YOUR PRESIDENT EMBARRASSINGYOU WITH CHOICES YOU SIMPLY

DISAGREE WITH?

DID YOUR COUNTRY ELECT A BLACK?

THEN CALL THE FIRM OF NETANYAHU& PARTNERS

AND WE'LL IMMEDIATELY SHOW UP TOANY MAJOR EVENT, REGARDLESS OF

PROTOCOL, INCLUDING SPEECHES TOONE PARTY OF CONGRESS.

PRESIDENTIAL SHAMING.

AND, OF COURSE, BAMITZVAHS. IFYOU HATE YOUR PRESIDENT

BECAUSE OF IDEOLOGICAL OR ORRACIST DIFFERENCES, CALL

TODAY. WE'LL GET YOU THE JUSTICETALK RADIO SAYS YOU

DESERVE. WE ALSO HANDLE ASBESTOSCASES.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

OH, YEAH. SEND YOUR TWEETS TO@RORYALBANESE

NOW WHILE WE'RE ON THE ISSUE OFPROTECTING OURSELVES, THERE'S

ALSO BEEN A SLEW OF NEWS STORIESABOUT HOW STUDENTS ON AMERICAN

COLLEGE CAMPUSES ARE TRYING TOACCOMPLISH THAT VERY SAME THING.

>> NEVADA STATE ASSEMBLYWOMANMICHELE FIORE TAKING HEAVY

CRITICISM AFTER HER COMMENTSPUBLISHED IN A "NEW YORK TIMES"

ARTICLE.

FIORI IS SPONSORING A BILL THATWOULD ALLOW COLLEGE STUDENTS TO

CARRY CONCEALED WEAPONS ONCAMPUS.

"IF THESE YOUNG HOT LITTLE GIRLSHAVE A FIREARM, I WONDER HOW

MANY MEN WILL WANT TO ASSAULTTHEM?"

( LAUGHTER )>> Larry: "YOUNG HOT LITTLE

GIRLS"?

ARE YOU AN ASSEMBLYWOMAN OR THEEMCEE AT STILLETOS.

CAN YOU SHOW ME THAT LADY AT HERDESK AGAIN?

SHE'S GOT A SOLID GOLD A.K. 47LAMP?

SHE'S GOT A SOLID GOLD AK-47.

I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN RAPPERS WITHTHAT KIND OF BLING.

WHAT DID SHE RUN ON, HOPE,CHANGE, AND THUG LIFE?

I GUESS SHE KNOWS SHE HAD A GOODDAY WHEN SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO

CHANGE THE BULB IN HER A.K.,,RIGHT?

DO WE REALLY THINK COLLEGESTUDENTS ARE RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH

TO BE CARRYING GUNS ON CAMPUS?

NOW, FROM WHAT PEOPLE HAVE TOLDME ABOUT MY COLLEGE DAYS--

( LAUGHTER )I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE BEEN

RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH BUT I DON'TKNOW, MAYBE KIDS ARE MORE

MATURE.

>> A FRATERNITY AT THEUNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN HAS BEEN

SUSPENDED AFTER AN OVER-THE-TOPPARTY AT A SKI RESORT.

CHECK THIS OUT.

CAUSED OVER $100,000 IN DAMAGE.MEMBERS OF SIX FRATERNITIES

ARE ACCUSED OF TRASHINGHOTEL ROOMS, RIPPING OUT CARPETS

BREAKING FURNITURE AND WINDOWS,LEAVING HOLES IN THE WALLS.

>> Larry: OKAY, THAT'S A CASEWHERE THE HOTEL NEEDS GUNS,

RIGHT?

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

OH, MY-- WHO DOES THAT?

OKAY, SO CLEARLY COLLEGE KIDSAND GUNS WOULD BE A TERRIBLE

COMBINATION.

SO LET'S SEE.

A TERRIBLE IDEA INVOLVING WHOSHOULD HAVE GUNS.

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR THEN.R.A.

WAYNE LAPIERRE, HEAD OF THEN.R.A. HOW ARE YOU SELLING THIS?

>> WE FEAR FOR OUR MOMS.

WE FEAR FOR OUR WIVES OWRKSISTERS AND OUR DAUGHTERS.

BECAUSE WE KNOW HOW EXPOSED THEYARE.

THEY CAN BE SPIED UPON, STALKEDONLINE, SET UP FOR ATTACKS

THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA OR THROUGHA KICKED DOWN DOOR.

THE N.R.A.'S REFUSE TO BE AVICTIM PROGRAM TEACHES WOMEN HOW

TO PROTECT THEMSELVES WITH ORWITHOUT A GUN.

>> Larry: AND TO BE CLEAR,WHEN THE HEAD OF N.R.A. SAYS

"WITHOUT A GUN," HE MEANS WITHMULTIPLE GUNS.

( LAUGHTER )JUST CLEARING THAT UP.

( APPLAUSE )SO THEY'RE USING SCARE TACTICS

ON WOMEN.

SO WHO'S BEING BLAMED FOR THISIN WAYNE'S WORLD.

>> WHAT HAVE THE "NEW YORKTIMES" OR HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES,

OR THE ANTIGUN LOBBY?

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO EMPOWERWOMEN?

ALL THEY'VE DONE IS TRY TO MAKEWOMEN WEAKER BY SCARING THEM.

>> Larry: WAIT, HOLLYWOOD HASBEEN TRYING TO SCARE THEM?

HAVE YOU HEARD YOURSELF FROM 10SECONDS AGO?

>> THEY CAN BE SPIED UPON,STALKED ONLINE, SET UP FOR

ATTACKS THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA ORTHROUGH A KICKED DOWN DOOR.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT, THIS IS AVERY COMPLICATED SITUATION AND

TO HELP CLEAR UP SOME OF THISWE'RE GOING TO TALK TO OUR

NEWEST "NIGHTLY SHOW"CONTRIBUTOR, HAND GUN.

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US,MR. GUN.

THANK YOU, MR. GUN.

( APPLAUSE )>> LARRY, PLEASE, MR. GUN'S

MARRIED TO MY MOTHER.

CALLED CALL ME HAND.

>> Larry: OKAY, SORRY.

THANKS, HAND.

NOW I JUST WANTED TO GET YOURTHOUGHTS ON THIS STORY ABOUT

ALLOWING STUDENTS TO CARRYWEAPONS ON CAMPUSES.

GOOD IDEA OR BAD IDEA?

>> IT'S THE ( BLEEP ) WORST IDEAI'VE EVER HEARD, OKAY, AND I

SPEND A FAIR AMOUNT OF TIME WITHSTRAIGHT-UP MURDERERS, LARRY.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Larry: OKAY.

IS THAT TRUE?

YOU HAVE SEEN SOME ACTION?

>> LARRY, MY SERIAL NUMBER WASRUBBED OFF IN '05 BY A GUY NAMED

BABY KILLER.

SO YEAH, I'VE SEEN SOME( BLEEP ).

>> Larry: BABY KILLER SOUNDSPRETTY BAD.

I WOULD AGREE WITH THAT.

AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT BEINGON A COLLEGE CAMPUS?

>> YEAH, LARRY.

LISTEN, GUYS LIKE BABY KILLERLIVE BY A CODE.

I'M NOT SAYING AGREE WITH IT BUTSOMEBODY DOES SOMETHING TO HIM,

HE DOES IT BACK.

BUT COLLEGE KIDS, MAN, THEY'REUNPREDICTABLE. ONE MINUTE I'M

TUCKED AWAY IN A BACKPACKLISTENING TO HIM TYPING UP A

PAPER AND NEXT THING YOU KNOWHE'S ON MOLLY AND SHOOTING

UP A FRAT PARTY.

I DON'T WANT TO BE THAT GUN,LARRY.

( LAUGHTER )( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Larry: THAT DOESN'T SOUNDGOOD.

NOW, WHAT ABOUT THE SAFETY OFTHESE STUDENTS?

I MEAN DOESN'T CARRYING A GUNMAKE PEOPLE SAFER.

>> OH, GOD!

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT!

OKAY!

IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE,LARRY!

IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BLOWSOMEBODY'S HEAD OFF!

>> Larry: WHOA!

I'M SORRY!

I GUESS I JUST PROVED MY POINT.

( LAUGHTER )I WOULDN'T WANT TO PUT ME IN THE

HANDS OF ME, LARRY.

I'M DESIGNED TO KILL, MAN.

>> Larry: I UNDERSTAND.

WELL, THANKS FOR YOURPERSPECTIVE, HAND.

>> YOU GOT IT, LARRY.

I LOVE THE SHOW BY THE WAY--MOST OF THE TIME.

GREAT JOB WITH THE MAYORYESTERDAY.

>> Larry: IT'S A WORK INPROGRESS.

THANKS, HAND.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Larry: WE'RE HERE TALKINGABOUT GUNS AND COLLEGE CAMPUSES.

JOINING US ON THE PANEL,MASSACHUSETTS NBC NATIONAL

CORRESPONDENT, JOY REID.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN BONNIE

McFARLANE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )VICE PRESIDENT OF THE N.Y.U.

COLLEGE REPUBLICANS, MEGANPOWERS.

AND FOUNDER OF GEORGETOWNAGAINST GUN VIOLENCE EMMA

IANNINI.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )THIS IS GREAT.

I THINK THIS IS OUR FIRST TIMEWE HAVE TWO COLLEGE STUDENT ON

THE PANEL.

THIS IS GREAT.

YEAH.

>> I'M NOT A COLLEGE STUDENT.

>> Larry: I'M LIKE WHICH ONEIS THE COLLEGE STUDENT?

NOW, BONNIE,

I WANT TO START WITH YOU BECAUSEWHEN I FIRST HEARD

THE ISSUE ABOUT GUNS AND COLLEGESTUDENTS, THE FIRST THING I

THINK IS ANIMAL HOUSE, OLDSCHOOL, THOSE PEOPLE DO NOT NEED

GUNS.

>> RIGHT, NO.

>> Larry: IS THERE ANYUNIVERSITY WHERE THIS SOUNDS

LIKE A GOOD TO YOU?

>> NO, I DON'T KNOW ANYUNIVERSITIES BUT THIS DOES NOT

SOUND LIKE A GOOD IDEA.

THERE'S A REASON ALAMO WILL NOTRENT TO KIDS THIS AGE BECAUSE

THEY'RE NOT MATURE ENOUGH TOHANDLE A MOVING VEHICLE.

THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIKE,TEXTING AND GUNNING.

IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA.

( LAUGH ).

>> Larry: JOY, DO YOU FEELTHIS IS A MOVEMENT TO PROTECT

STUDENTS OR PROMOTE GUNS?

WHAT'S YOUR PERSPECTIVE?

>> I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEARLYTO PROMOTE GUNS.

IT WASN'T LONG AFTER THEVIRGINIA TECH SHOOTING THAT

LITERALLY THE NEXT YEAR, ALEC,ITS AMERICAN LEGISLATIVE

EXCHANGE COUNCIL ANDN.R.A. STARTED PUSHING THIS IDEA

OF RELAXING GUN LAWS, AND ATTHAT TIME ONLY UTAH HAD THE

INSANE IDEA TO ALLOW STUDENTS TOCARRY GUNS AND NOW WE HAVE 15

STATES CONSIDERING IT, INCLUDINGFLORIDA, AND IF YOU KNOW

ANYTHING ABOUT FLORIDA -->> IF IT'S COMING FROM FLORIDA

IT'S GOT TO BE A GOOD IDEA.

>> IT'S INSANE.

>> Larry: MEGAN, YOU'RE ON THEFOREFRONT OF THIS.

YOU'RE ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES. WHATIS YOUR PERSPECTIVE ON THIS

IS THIS A PROTECTING WOMEN'SISSUE FOR YOU?

DO YOU FEEL PRESSURE FROMOUTSIDE GROUPS?

>> I DON'T THINK IT'S APROTECTING WOMEN ISSUE AS MUCH

AS IT IS PROTECTING ALLSTUDENTS.

THERE ARE SECURITY GUARDS ANDPOLICE OFFICERS ON CAMPUSES, BUT

THEY CAN'T BE EVERYWHERE.

SO I THINK IT PROVIDES KIND OF APEACE OF MIND TO OTHER STUDENTS

KNOWING THERE ARE PEOPLE -->> I KNOW WHY I DON'T TRUST

POLICE BUT WHY DON'T YOU TRUSTTHE POLICE?

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ).

>> THAT'S NOT IT, NOT IT.

>> Larry: WHY DO YOU WANT TOTAKE THE LAW OUT OF LAW

ENFORCEMENT?

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

>> THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT TO DO.

>> Larry: OKAY.

>> POLICE OFFICERS, SECURITYGUARDS ON CAMPUSES, COMPLETELY

NECESSARY, I JUST THINK THECOLLEGES DON'T HAVE THE

RESOURCES TO PUT THEMEVERYWHERE.

>> Larry: AND YOU FEELSTUDENTS SHOULD FILL THAT GAP?

( LAUGHTER ).

>> I FEEL IF THERE IS A GAP,GIVING STUDENTS WHO HAVE HAD

BACKGROUND CHECKS, WHO HAVE BEENTRAINED, THE ABILITY TO GIVE

OTHERS AROUND THEM PEACE OFMIND, OR FACULTY, TEACHERS,

ADMINISTRATORS, THINGS LIKETHAT.

>> Larry: EMMA.

>> JUST WANT TO JUMP IN AND SAY40% OF GUN SALES IN THIS COUNTRY

GO ON WITHOUT A BACKGROUNDCHECK.

SO THERE'S A GREAT LIKELIHOOD,ACTUALLY, THAT ANY STUDENT

CARRYING AROUND, IF IF THEY HAVEA CONCEALED CARRY PERMIT

LEGALLY, MAY NOT HAVE WENTTHROUGH A BACKGROUND CHECK.

>> Larry: HE'S OUT TRYING TOSCORE WEED.

I'M GOING TO TRUST HIM TO DO THERIGHT THING WITH GUNS.

>> YEAH, YEAH, I SHARE YOURCONCERNS.

>> I MEAN, IF THE IDEA IS IFSOME HOMICIDAL MANIAC COMES ON

TO THE CAMPUS, YOU FEEL JUST ASSAFE KNOWING YOU HAVE A FRESHMAN

TO PROTECT YOU AS YOU WOULD HAVEA COP I THINK IS INSANE.

THAT'S NOT WHO YOU'RE LOOKING TOFOR PROTECTION.

AND THE OTHER ISSUE IS I KNOW -->> A FRESHMAN.

>> THIS IS NOT WHO YOU'RELOOKING TO, TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.

>> Larry: I FEEL VERY SAFEWITH SOPHOMORES, BY THE WAY.

>> A SOPHOMORE IS A DIFFERENTSTORY.

THE IDEA IS SOMEBODY COMING ONTO CAMPUS TO POTENTIALLY DO HARM

AND MAYHEM, THE IDEA THAT ANUNTRAINED CIVILIAN, WHETHER IT'S

A FRESHMAN OR EVEN A SOPHOMORE,SENIOR-- WHOEVER-- EVEN IF THEY

HAVE TRAINING WOULD HAVE THEPRESENCE OF MIND TO RESPOND THE

WAY A TRAINED LAW ENFORCEMENTOFFICER WOULD DO, WHY DO WE SEND

PEOPLE TO POLICE ACADEMY?

>> Larry: VERY CONCERNED ABOUTTHROWING AMATEURS INTO THE MIX

FOR GUN PROTECTION.

>> POLICE JUST HAVE MARGINALTRAINING.

THEY MAKE MISTAKES ALL THE TIME.

IT'S TRUE.

BUT THE LAW ENFORCEMENT MAKESMISTAKES ALL THE TIME.

IT'S, LIKE, CRAZY THAT, YOUKNOW, THAT YOU EXPECT, LIKE, YOU

SAID, YOU KNOW, LIKE A SOPHOMORETO JUST-- OH,-- AND THEN SHOOT

SOMEONE DEAD.

AND THEY'RE GOING FOR YOURSTARBUCKS CARD.

AND THEN LIKE, OOPSY.

THIS IS GOING TO BE LIKE A LOTOF OOPSIES.

>> Larry: WHAT ALSO CONCERNSME

( LAUGHTER )YOU DON'T WANT SOMEONE TO BE

DEAD AND THROW YOUR OOPSIES INTOTHE MIX IS THE REASON WHY.

I'M CONCERNED ABOUT THE ALCOHOLPART OF IT.

ALCOHOL IS A BIG PART OF COLLEGELIFE.

THAT'S WHY MOST STUDENTS GO TOCOLLEGE.

LET'S BE HONEST.

>> ONE OF THE REASONS.

>> Larry: IS FOR THE ALCOHOL.

IS THERE ANY CONCERN THAT THEMIX OF ALCOHOL AND GUNS IS

GOING TO BE A PRETTY BAD MIX?

>> RIGHT, NOT IDEAL.

>> Larry: AND THE AGE, TOO.

IT'S NOT IDEAL.

THAT'S THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THEHISTORY OF MY SHOW THAT'S BEEN

ON FOR THREE MONTHS.

>> IT'S STILL NOT GOING TO BELEGAL TO DRINK IN THE PRESENCE

WITH YOUR FIREARM. IT'S NOT LIKEYOU CAN

CONCEAL CARRY IN ANY NIGHTCLUBYOU GO TO.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK ANDCARRY YOUR WEAPON ON YOU.

>> YOU CAN'T MAKE THE KIDS CLEANTHEIR DORM ROOM.

THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN FORCEPEOPLE TO SEPARATE TWO.

NOT ONLY, THAT YOU HAVE KIDSAWAY FROM HOME, HIGH INSTANCE OF

DEPRESSION, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS,KIDS HAVING EMOTIONAL

ATTACHMENTS -->> THEIR HORMONES ARE RAGING.

AND YOU'RE GOING TO ADD GUNS.

YOU'LL HAVE MORE VIOLENCE, MOREACTION.

MORE SUCCESSFUL SUICIDE.

>> Larry: HAS YOUR GROUPTALKED ABOUT ALCOHOL.

IS THERE A MOVEMENT TO BANALCOHOL?

>> AT GEORGETOWN?

NO, NO.

GEORGETOWN ISN'T GOING TO PULL ADARTMOUTH ANY TIME SOON, I DON'T

THINK.

THERE WOULD BE SERIOUS PROTESTFROM OUR STUDENT BODY IF THAT

WERE EACH BROUGHT UP FORCONSIDERATION.

BUT I AGREE WITH WHAT JOY SAID,ADDING GUNS INTO THE MIX ON

COLLEGE CAMPUSES, YOU TAKEWHAT'S ALREADY AN UNSTABLE

RECIPE AND TRANSFORM IT INTO APOTENTIALLY DANGEROUS ONE.

>> Larry: THAT'S NOTOVERLOOKING THE REAL PROBLEM OF

SAFETY ON CAMPUSES, PARTICULARLYWITH WOMEN.

I THINK WE'RE ALL SERIOUS ABOUTTHAT PUT I'M CONCERNED ABOUT

THIS, TOO.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AND TALK ALITTLE BIT MORE.

>> Larry: THANK YOU, WELCOMEBACK. WE'VE BEEN TALKING

WITH OUR PANEL ABOUT GUNS ONCOLLEGE CAMPUSES

AND WE SENT "THE NIGHTLY SHOW'S"OWN SHENAZ TREASURY AND RICKY

VELEZ TO ASK LOCAL COLLEGE KIDSABOUT THIS TOUCHY SUBJECT

>> DO YOU THINK STUDENTS SHOULDCARRY GUNS?

>> HELL, NO, HELL, NO.

>> SHOULD STUDENTS BE ALLOWED TOHOLD GUNS ON CAMPUS?

>> NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

>> IF YOU COULD CARRY A GUN ON ACAMPUS, WOULD YOU?

>> I WOULD.

>> YOU WOULD?

>> ME, PERSONALLY, NO.

>> YOU THINK BANNING DRINKING ONCAMPUS WOULD FIX ANYTHING?

>> NO, IT'S COLLEGE.

>> WHY DON'T THEY JUST BANALCOHOL?

WHY-- SERIOUSLY?

>> I THINK THAT'S A REALLY BADIDEA.

>> COLLEGE STUDENTS REALLY,REALLY LIKE TO GET DRUNK.

>> HAVE YOU BEEN TO A PARTY ANDYOU JUST HATED SOMEBODY AND JUST

WANTED TO SHOOT HIM?

>> NO, NOT YET.

I'M ONLY A FRESHMAN.

>> WHAT'S THE BIGGESTTHREAT TO YOU PERSONALLY:

A DRUNKEN FRAT BOY OR CLIMATECHANGE?

>> CLIMATE CHANGE IS GRADUAL.

A DRUNKEN FRAT BOY IS IN FRONTOF ME SO I WOULD SAY THE DRUNKEN

FRAT BOY.

>> WHAT GROUP SHOLDN'T HAVEGUNS, THE JOCKS, THE NERDS, THE

NICK-NICKS, THE JUNKY BOYS, THEJUGGALOWS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW IN WE HAVEDONKEY BOYS AND JUGGALOWS

>> YOU HAVE DONKEY BOYS.

I HAVE SEEN DONKEY BOYS.

THERE ARE DEFINITELY DONKEY BOYSAROUND.

>> NO, DON'T HAVE GUNS ON CAMPUSTO PREVENT RAPE.

>> YOU COULD'VE JUST SHOT THATGUY

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT, THANKS,RICKY, THANKS, SHENAZ, YOU NEVER

KNOW.

SOUNDED LIKE THEY MADE A CASEFOR THE WHOLE FRESHMAN THING.

SO COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE DOING ALOT OF HARD THINKING ABOUT THESE

ISSUES, AND SO IS OUR PANEL.

LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED "SHOOT,SHIV, OR SHOUT."

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU GUYS SOMESCENARIOS AND YOU TELL ME IF YOU

WOULD SHOOT THE GUY-- WHICHWOULD KILL HIM.

OR YOU COULD SHIV HIM WITH THEKNIFE WHICH WOULDN'T KILL HIM

BUT WOULD SEND A PAINFULMESSAGE.

OR IF YOU WOULD JUST SHOUT ATTHEM.

TALKING DIPLOMACY.

WHATEVER.

SHOOT, SHIV, OR SHOUT.

BONNIE, WE'RE GOING TO STARTWITH YOU.

>> OH, GREAT.

>> Larry: YOU'RE A COMEDIAN,BONNIE, YOU'RE ON STAGE AND A

HECKLER WON'T STOP THEINTERRUPTING YOUR SET.

HE THOUGHT HE WAS BUYING TICKETSTO SEE SETH McFARLANE NOT

BONNIE MacFARLANE.

HE KEEPS SHOUTING, "WHERE'SSTEWY!"

"SHOOT, SHIV OR SHOUT."

AND KEEP IN MIND YOU CAN SHIV BYPROXY IN THIS SCENARIO BECAUSE

YOU'RE ON STAGE.

IF YOU HAVE A SHIVER OUT THEREWHO WANTS TO SHIV FOR YOU.

>> I WOULD GET SOMEONE TO SHIVFOR ME.

>> Larry: YOU WOULD SHIV?

>> YEAH, BUT I WOULDN'T-- YOUKNOW, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO TO

JAIL OR ANYTHING, RIGHT?

>> Larry: NOT IN MY SCENARIO.

ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

JOY, THIS IS YOURS.

THIS IS GREAT.

SUGE KNIGHT IS ABOUT TO RUN OVERYOUR DEFENSELESS FRIEND,

"SHOOT, SHIV OR SHOUT."

AND I'D BE CAREFUL ABOUTANSWERING SHIV?

>> I AGREE WITH YOU.

I AGREE, BECAUSE I DON'T WANTHIM TO COME BACK TO GET ME.

I WANT TO SHOOT BECAUSE HE HASTO GO DOWN.

HE'S HUGE, AND EVEN SAYING THATI'M AFRAID.

>> Larry: EXACTLY, COME AT THEKING, YOU BEST NOT MISS.

>> HALLELUJAH.

>> Larry: WHAT ARE YOU GOINGTO DO?

>> I SHOOT.

HE'S HUGE.

>> Larry: WE HAVE A SHIV AND ASHOOT.

MEGAN, YOU'RE WALKING IN A DARKALLEY ONE NIGHT AND YOU SEE A

MUGGER HOLDING A GUN ON A YOUNGFAMILY.

DO YOU SHOOT, SHIV, OR SHOUT.KEEP IN MIND,

IF YOU INTERVENE YOU MAY HAVEPREVENTED THE EVENT THAT WILL

CREATE BATMAN.

>> I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT RISKAND GO SHIV.

I GOTTA GO SHIV.

>> Larry: YOU'RE GONNA SHIV?

>> IF I'M CLOSE ENOUGH.

OKAY, WE STILL GET BATMAN.

SHIV.

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. YOU SHOWEDGUN RESTRAINT AND WENT FOR

THE SHIV. I APPLAUD YOURVIOLENCE.

EMMA.

YOU INVENT A TIME MACHINE YOUHEAD BACK TO 1920s GERMANY AND

MEET UP WITH YOUNG OF YOUNGHITLER.

DO YOU SHOOT, SHIV, OR SHOUT,AND KEEP IN MIND HE'S JUST A BAD

ARTIST AT THIS POINT, HASN'TDONE ANYTHING WRONG.

JUST HAS A 5:00 SHADOW RIGHTHERE.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING DOWN, DOYOU SHOOT, SHIV, OR SHOUT?

>> I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ONE TO TRYTO BE A HEROINE, SO I'D PROBABLY

SHOOT HIM.

>> Larry: YOU WOULD SHOOT.

>> YOU GOTTA HAVE SOME COMMONGROUND SOMEWHERE.

>> Larry: I GET IT. NOW MEPERSONALLY?

THE FIRST THING I WOULD DO ISSHIV HITLER, PUT HIM DOWN, AND

THEN I WOULD SHOOT HIM, AND THENI WOULD SHOUT, "LOOK WHAT I JUST

DID TO HITLER."

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Larry: OKAY, THAT'S ALL THETIME WE HAVE FOR TONIGHT.

I WANT TO THANK OUR PANELISTS,JOY REID, BONNIE McFARLANE,

MEGAN POWERS, AND EMMA IANNINI.

ON TOMORROW'S SHOW WE'LL BETALKING ABOUT THE LEGALIZATION

OF MARIJUANA.

SO ONE YEAR AFTER COLORADOLEGALIZED IT, HOW ARE THINGS

WORKING OUT?

TWEET YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUTMARIJUANA WITH THE HASHTAG KEEP

IT 100.

UNTIL THEN, GOOD NIGHTLY,EVERYONE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )